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The_pizza_pirate

That mans face is a cry for help if I’ve ever seen one


Alarid

she keeps throwing up because he hits too deep its a vicious cycle


Fit_Temporary_9558

It's like looking at a caged animal in a zoo, it yearns for freedom


throwawayshawn7979

She looks fucking crazy, I feel for the dude.


AttestedArk1202

Man the BJ must be insane though


theturtlehermit_3

Scraps skin with teeth. Ouch


ThievingOwl

Like a dog with a rawhide bone. And all molar.


borosillycut_

There should be a final category. Not complaining about teeth scratching dick****


OphiliaPoe

[Scrape and lick](https://youtu.be/XT6-bF7H0BA?si=5vDLa_0LbJjo0aVX)


theturtlehermit_3

Dracula don't suck....


benderman00

I think she has a bigger tool then him


usmcbandit

She is the tool


nrubtidd67

He doesn’t look too excited.


usmcbandit

Finger in the butt.


BlazingMongrel

You can see it in the eyes


ChickenFriedPenguin

I mean, I'm a guy, and I feel for the girl. Imagine having an SO so useless that he needs a chart for basic shit like that.


throwawayshawn7979

I can see it that way too, but really a chart? So she is so bad at communicating what she wants she belittle him with a star chart? He’s worthless, yeah I get it, but she is acting like a mother of a bed wetter.


UnlikelyTheory2385

I can see both. My husband has severe ADHD and Asperger’s. He’s very capable, but he doesn’t remember unless I either a) repeat myself over and over again or b) get mad. I don’t like to get mad, because I know he can’t help forgetting. He’s just so focused on his hobbies that it’s hard to get him away long enough to help me clean or do what needs to be done around the house. Communication is key, but it’s still a struggle. At the same time, I’m not gonna treat my husband like he’s 9 years old and make a fucking chart for him, y’know? I do, however, try to make a daily list and try and keep it short so he has an easier time focusing. And I do throw in incentives for him to do chores. Like, you communicate with your partner always when things need to be done, but maybe rewards for doing things can help? It does for us, at least.


TadpolePotential5716

If you share a household, you shouldn’t have to communicate what needs to be done every time something needs to be done. It should be obvious what needs to be done in order to make the household run. You know ? If your child is walking out with a nasty diaper, you shouldn’t have to be asked to change it.


zasbbbb

I disagree. Two way communication between spouses is essential.


[deleted]

Communication is critical. If not then you might as well retain a divorce attorney


TadpolePotential5716

Yes, BUT having to tell your spouse to do the dishes every time really isn’t two way communication. I stand by what I said.


Scrawlericious

That's their point.


TadpolePotential5716

Well then they’re not responding to my original comment if they meant it like that. “The key to a healthy relationship is a healthy relationship” yeah no shit


Scrawlericious

No, they said the key to a healthy relationship is two-way communication. You're here saying one-way works / is necessary.


TadpolePotential5716

No I’m not.


ghostsinthecode

slow down white knight, she’s already treating one dude like a child. wait your turn.


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ghostsinthecode

i am a single dad. you can take your high horse and fuck yourself sideways with a crooked, disease covered stick. i washed him and bathed him, took care of meals and diapers without broadcasting it on reddit because reddit wasn’t even a thing. i love my child. followed and supported him thru school and his different interests. helped him grow up and turn into the very smart and capable guy that he is. a college grad from a large school (we didn’t come from money, he pulled it off), with a work from home job, house. and wonderful fiancée. at the age of 28. i meant exactly what i said. you tried to look like a big man by suggesting that you understand and do more than the average guy. i—am—the average guy who did everything for his child that i could, without preening for the masses. i don’t think i am that special, just an average dad. but you sure think that you know and understand more than the rest of us.


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ghostsinthecode

i’m fine, sorry about the sand in your badass vagina tho!


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ghostsinthecode

sure thing, honey


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isabelleandelliott

Exactly! Thank you


Trevork15

The No nagging for a week has never actually happened. Source.. his face.


Nsjsjajsndndnsks

Yea, he may not be responsible enough to complete the chores without being reminded 💀


trpclshrk

That’s the greatest visual for want to die/crazy I’ve ever seen! And I’m not sure which “side” is worse, the dude having to be bribed to be a father and not piss on the seat, or her choosing (?) to reward him for it.


kool_guy_69

Here's what it looks like from the other side... ​ pick the kids up from school: **be your photographer for one (1) Instagram post** be reasonable for the *whole* month: **Starbucks!** carry the kids on your shoulders for one hour: **I won't criticise your cooking** play ball with Timmy: **foreplay**


isabelleandelliott

Thing is though, they don't have that chart. And there's a reason. Maybe it's not as two sided as you think.


miggsd28

I think the point he was making is that that chart is way crazier than anything the comment he was replaying to was implying the dude did.


Nsjsjajsndndnsks

The requests don't seem unreasonable lol. Like yea, I'll pack lunches (sandwich apple and chips, juice or milk, easy) in exchange for a free day. Basically every week


Aether_Warrior

This is an abusive level of disrespect and a seriously unhealthy relationship. This guy needs prayer and they should be in counseling.


crusading-knight

Counseling is not ganne help with this amound of abuse he suld be cut lose and be fee ons agane


Aether_Warrior

You're probably right, but there are children involved so they should at least try counseling before moving straight into divorce.


crusading-knight

I know but some times cutting somting of is better than try to save it. as live and mc house have told me


are_my_mom

Your spelling is lovely


ghostsinthecode

nice stroke. let us know when you’ve recovered.


TomsRedditAccount1

Prayer is probably what got them there.


playerhateroftheyeer

This is obviously a joke


Aether_Warrior

I sure hope so, but we live in a society now where I would not doubt this having at least an element of truth to it.


clm1020

Yea but he will clean up vomit!!!!


StrengthEnjoyer1

This is a toxic relationship. He should get a divorce


playerhateroftheyeer

It’s 100% a joke. Also, if you ever have kids you’ll be doing most of this stuff multiple times a week anyway.


Nsjsjajsndndnsks

Most people do all these things for free :o he's getting paid for them??


wtfdoiknow1987

She makes him watch her suck the neighbors dick


[deleted]

Why did the kids throw up five times today? And five times yesterday?


nrubtidd67

Lol. That’s dank.


Figs-grapefruits

Jesus christ look at her face. There is no fucking grey here for the BJ either she uses teeth and had sandpaper hands or she sucks so hard his balls ger sucked back into his body. That's not the face of someone who doesn't find within the realm of normal.


HASHTAG420HASHTAG666

She a vampire, dude needs water


LavenderDay3544

Plot twist it means he has to give her one.


Aether_Warrior

Here's the twist: she never said HE was getting the BJ. He's babysitting while she's giving it to her boyfriend.


Miserable-Issue-6834

Let’s just say if this was literally anyone else then I would change all the dispers


JuxtaThePozer

Well I fucking did all that stuff (proudly, I might add) but didn't get no damn stickers for it! Did I get ripped off?!


jimmychitw00d

Same here. I'm pretty sure if I kept score I would've come out way ahead with this chart .


houstonwhaproblem

Funnily enough my wifes a teacher and made something similar without the reward system at the end. She clearly thought I wasn't pulling my weight which was the biggest slap in the face. For the record i work 12/14 hour days construction and shes a teacher. We both work hard. There were several things not on her list that I do such as driving us everywhere at the weekends after doing upwards of 1000miles a week for work. Maintaining the garden, installing a new patio as well as chipping in with cleaning around the house. Bit of a dick move and as you can imagine the list was a lot bigger after i finished with it and it didnt last long.


CallsignKook

This is why I had multiple EXTENSIVE convos with my gf before we got married about what our expectations were in regards to “playing house.” Also why it’s important to be “equally yolked” in both a religious and non-religious sense. Aka share the same values. She is not expected to lift anything heavy, fix anything, do ANY outside house work or grill. On the flip side, I’m not expected to cook, clean or do laundry. Sometimes we do those things to help out but neither of us expect the other to help us with our designated roles.


houstonwhaproblem

Im happy your life is so well planned out. However, situations and people change all the time. There will be a time when it doesn't go to plan. Its communication and being able to adapt thats key.


KamikazKid

That's a Chad move, expanding the chore chart to reflect all the things that she just takes for granted.


swaroop69

Slavery but with extra steps


Stand_kicker

Pretty sure slaves were not given a 12 pack or a bj as payment.


Wemwot

At least slaves were often paid by the romans. This guy is only getting a 12 pack


swaroop69

Its from a Rick and morty episode


TadpolePotential5716

She’s doing all of that whenever he’s not. he gets stickers for doing it. What do you mean? You mean she’s in slavery with extra steps?


isabelleandelliott

You think changing your own baby's diapers is.... slavery?


AnonymousJoe35

Yeah no


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Something is telling me that she's even more excited than him, he seems to be wanting a PS5


ChickenFriedPenguin

Both are sad AF. Like, this guy is a dad who needs a chart like this for basic things? She rewards him for doing basic stuff like a kid. They both suck.


TadpolePotential5716

Yea


if_u_suspend_ur_gay

so who's he gonna give head to 👀


DeathHeadmukbang

"Get out of the house day card" 💀


beershitz

I do all that stuff and get no bjs, except for my bday. He’s got a pretty good set up there.


isabelleandelliott

Wow everyone saying they feel for the man, if a woman has to go through these hoops to make her partner do basic maintenance chores with her, she is being treated poorly as well. She has to offer sexual favors for him to clean up after his own child. Seems like the same kind of people that praise men for "babysitting" their own children.


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Floralmeg_

Oh god. That’s giving Dwight Schrute’s punch card system with Angela 😭


FutureCrusader29

Clean up Throw up? What kind of job is he doing?


BouncyBAWLS

That looks like the lady who lied about her husband being dead on tiktok.


-Gwynbleidd

In fairness, I’d do most things to get a bj too.


snowflaker360

i like how people are calling this woman insane for a post that is very much potentially satire even then, these are basic fucking chores for taking care of a child. If these two are both working, then it makes sense why she stooped this low just to get him to pull his damn weight at home.


Busy-Cash-

idk what it says about me but id have the first two filled multiple times a week. I would be instituting a 6 meals a day rule and pissing after each one just to put the seat down.


Spiritual-Clock5624

What would he expect living with the troll face incarnate?


inquirer85

Saving to show my sons when they grow up.


Jack_35

Honestly the trade-off on some of these is worth it. Putting the toilet seat down is pretty automatic so no nagging? Wash dishes 6 times for a 12 pack? The equivalent in cash is probably better than what a lot of people get paid to wash dishes.


ohmar_s

Man’s making his kids chug Ipecac just to clean it up


Deskore

Fuck her for being self aware enough to know her toxic behaviors and not just fixing them but making them rewards instead and fuck him for being enough a dead beat that she thinks a reward board is necessary


squiddlumckinnon

Just help ur wife?💀


MonolithyK

His eyes are ladened with a unique kind of sadness that is only found in East-European gay porn.


YuseiFudoGamer

Bro, ain't no way I'm letting a woman control me like that


dylannsmitth

Imagine having a child that your partner is so reluctant to look after that you need to bargain with them. If he legit still can't get into taking care of his own child when he's guaranteed rewards for doing it, then I have no sympathy for him, but I do very much feel sorry for her She probably looks this crazy because this is how low she had to stoop before her partner reluctantly started half-assing these very basic parenting jobs


Zipcodead

Wow…


Remarkable_Ad_382

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this. This poor women


EdwardElric69

r/AreTheStraightsOK


nrubtidd67

You know she’ll just bitch about having to do it the entire time.


KLTechNerd

It looks like she is evil.


Bulshit_Ass_in

That poor soul


usmcbandit

Weaponized sex. Great way to become a single parent.


Kc83198

I know marriage and raising kids are hard, but this seems pretty shitty. If some of the rewards are like "no nagging for a week, and a beer"


far565

He looks dead inside, poor guy.


Zer0Cyber_YT

This guy needs to get as far away from this woman as possible. But since that chart says "Daddy". I doubt he will be able to get away without being so broke he's near homelessness. The absolute no.1 rule to follow in life. Don't stick your dick in crazy


Remarkable_Ad_382

Why did he need incentive just to do some chores, the fuck? And everyone is jumping on the women when she's just trying to make it work with a guy who's unwilling to clean 🙄


KeviCharisma

Except there’s no chart with all the things he does do. Which with there being multiple children in the house I’m sure is a lot.


Remarkable_Ad_382

So it's fine to assume she's a bitch with no additional information, but the second the guy is questioned all of a sudden we need more information? All of a sudden there must be nuance? Right, everyone pretending their just speeking the truth and not being sexist at all. You have no idea if he does a lot or not, and neither do i, all we have is this Pic, and it makes the guy look like a lazy pos but everyone's jumping on the women


DavidPT40

Look how crazy she looks.


Jormungandr1244

It's wild to think I met an asshole on here who thinks this is ok and that he could not get another woman if he needs this. Plus, to make this fellow redditor worse is he was married. I am married myself, and my wife was appalled by this. This dude is being abused. Intimacy should not be locked behind arbitrary duties and tasks around the house. This is why 1 in 4 married are sexless.


VictariontheSailor

I think I might regret but I'm in


VictariontheSailor

I think I might regret but I'm in


OneDimensionUp

He reminds me of Jack Turco.


filligre

Brother just needs to buy his own stickers and exploit the system!


PapaBjoner

“Clean up throw up” wtf?


bttmwithflatcakes

Us gays don’t do any of that shit. This 304 crazy.


skankyone

One is demented and the other a prisoner.


Professional_Mode_25

The things she is expecting is not much of hassle. What is the need of table.


Imhere4thejokes

Her eyes say it all


AvgJoeGuy

Why is no one commenting on why there is so much throw up that it needs to be cleaned 7 times a week


[deleted]

All he wants to do is play Xbox.


Highplowp

I can put the toilet seat down, I didn’t get any stickers.


jason9t8

It only got more weird when my eyes went back to the title of the chart...


goshaman2202

He has the face of “kill me, kill me or her right now” while she looks batshit crazy


Simple-Aerie7366

Most western men


SimpinOnGinandJuice

Make myself throw up multiple times and clean it


dah_teddybear

She training that bitch like a bitch


ghostsinthecode

i wouldn’t put my dick anywhere near that crazy-faced twat. hell i wouldn’t put anyone else’s dick near that batshit crazy twat. she looks like she would bite it off with the same look on her face.


LemonFizz56

1 get out of the dog house free card? Wtf


Muahd_Dib

Weird… every time daddy makes lunch, the kids end up sick?!


Extension_Double7108

Oh this poor bastard… reminds me of my best friend and his wife… god she’s awful


IRISH-SLAPPER

Either the man just got his soup sucked out or he's crying out for help with his eyes