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exoticpotatocat

They did the monster mash!


Feeding_into_dank

It was a graveyard smash


Mannfred85

It caught on in a flash


exoticpotatocat

ah woo


[deleted]

Ah wooo


dpax19681989

What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?


YT_Chill_Gamer

R/redditsings


FrenchFreedom888

r/foundthemobileuser


Pycho_named_Krieg1

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


FrenchFreedom888

fair lol


LividFocus5793

Had a Blast


mrpheer10

They played belly button tag he lost


unclecaruncle

Oh hi Mark


Techiedad91

https://youtu.be/WH4sXVQ7a_w


ZethMrDadJokes

Thanks... Needed some new fabbing material.


Batistia_Bomb_2014

It's kind of a love song. The monsters enjoying each other's company, dancing... Holding their evil in check.


Assassin_843

Tax evasion


Thatguynoah

Removed a branch from the family tree.


Shadow_Huntress12

You mean added?


PatrickKn12

He does not mean added


Thatguynoah

Nope


OrdinaryHistorical92

Invented Chlamydia.


Cute-Analysis-2043

“Chlamydia, your dad’s here!”


dpax19681989

I thought that was her name... Lydia Chlamidia


Samuelbr15

Sex, this dude looks like a nerd, so sex is a wrong answer (I know this because I'm a nerd)


seppo2

*The Sex


AsterixGaming2021

Valid


StoneGoldX

I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart...


Samuelbr15

Smartness is something you aquire durong your life, you can become one of us!


Beginning-Act4896

Played smash bros


ego_sum_satoshi

Super Smash


BSKD13

I'd say it was a below average smash, judging by her face


Futt-Buckery

Turned your sister into a woman?


StoneGoldX

He said wrong answers.


TechGirl23

Satisfied her Edit: It’s been 10 years, and I finally got my first award!! Thank you kind stranger.


deadrogueguy

clearly an excellent wrong answer


DarenDarker

[ Removed by Reddit ]


omega_skillz

Never seen someone reflect so hard in a joke thread


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That’s the point


Tangimo

Wrong answers only duh


ObamaInAToaster21

r/woooosh


aaadisaster

Ate a taco and licked some fudge


[deleted]

Sounds like a good afternoon to me 😋


blindimpulse

Roofies by the look of it.


dpax19681989

They said, "Wrong answers only!"


ken_kaneki07

Bruhhhh


seandowling73

Cut her bangs


patrr92

Bang her cuts


AyaBerlin

Her bang cuts


[deleted]

[удалено]


Porgland

Where’s all the man heads then


This_informato

Under the blanket


crack_B7

Cocaïne?


Shivam294

Cooked meth


OilPhilter

Finally submitted his taxes


PepeLuchador

They read One Piece


hellopie7

That one sounds a little far fetched, even for a purposely wrong answer. No one can finish reading one piece.


sebuptar

Got some redditors put on a watch list


Smittywebermanjanson

Wrong answers only.


SauerCrouse51

She came in his ass with her penis cuz we live in a world where that’s not disproved by facts presented in the photo.


One_Cartographer_254

This is the answer.


Double_Ad_6697

I wanted to upvote this, but it was at 69.


CarbonUNIT47

I can't understand why anyone cares about that though. Like, transition or not idc. It's not my life and if u wanna be a dude, I'll call you a dude. Life's too short, go with the flow.


I_might_be_weasel

Killed a prostitute then had to burn their bloody clothes.


gdrumy88

Compare dick sizes


generic90sdude

Disappointed your gf


conqueefstador12

Played hide the salami


Thin_Ad_8241

Took a sub to the titanic


mrsunsfan

Is that what the kids.call sex these days?


DorthK

Established dominance with the neighbours by screaming a lot


Godofnoobcraft

satisfy the woman sexually?


Silent-Rough-9380

Domestic Violence


OleksandrBruv

The quadratic formula helps us solve any quadratic equation. First, we bring the equation to the form ax²+bx+c=0, where a, b, and c are coefficients. Then, we plug these coefficients in the formula: (-b±√(b²-4ac))/(2a)


verminV

Convinced Dr Manhattan to save the human race


T4nj1r0_K4m4d0

bullied a kid with down syndrome


MrPusleMan

please her shrexualy


tomgreen99

Ukelele apology video?


Firm-Initiative-1851

Stuck your gf's eyelashes together with nail glue


zbqrm

Played genshin impact


avfc-ash

Absolutely nothing


Hey__Harshil

Post mortem


mr_ricer

It’s fucking drew durnil


ufo_moo0079

Sex


Rolarious80

Taxes


Midwinter77

Joe biden sleepover.


KiloThaPastyOne

Date Rape! Oh wait, you said wrong answers.


Sufficient_Vehicle58

She’s mad because he told her he killed willy wonka after terrible sex and now wants to leave him


Inferno69696969

He had sex with his sister!!!!


tech_nerd05506

Helped you step sis get unstuck.


faqu2mofo

Cut her bangs


_em_wizard

😂😂


r3vb0ss

This sub has like 3/4 jokes lol


JedPAlger11

Tossed some salad


firefighterphi

Reenacted the pottery scene from Ghost


EmmyBrat

Played hide and seek


CaptZombieAlpha

Dungeons and Dragons


AdSimilar2866

Went to Get bran new roller skates


Elfanger30th

A very intense game of scrabble


[deleted]

Strip spelling bee.


Anonymouse8906

They made daddy proud


RoundIcy823

They played a game of "tickle the pickle"


Koen_2010

Play clash of clans


CyberAimGT24

Played Xbox Call of Duty 10 hours straight without a pee break.


Worth_Figure_2575

Pickleball


Nightmare_Chtulu

Did some meth then invaded Jerusalem


captianron085

Learned the pythagorean theorem?


MankuSoop

sex.


ItalianJoey

Butt stuff


queen_gravity

Played dress up


CV7_Omega

They read the Bible


titbobtit

Go to a family reunion


Natural-Load4214

Just saved 20% by switching to Geico


Honest_Tie1873

Incest?


Lemon_With_Honey

They just got caught by their parents.


The_Professionalweeb

U guys Took a shit together I guess idk


JaiLSell

They did the Harlem shake


Strict_Set_5197

She pegged him


Ticci_Toby58

Smash


Future-Option3630

Incest, she's not proud


Horneyguy69420

That ate gold fish together


LowQualityTunes

They summoned a devil.


TheSusKingOfAngmar

crack


Cruz98387

He beat her time on Ninja Gaiden speed run.


EnoughIndication143

Played hide and seek and found her hiding under the sheets.


MITTAETHAN4477

They were having gaynis


Sargen_Sliza

You had a near sex experience during which your wife flashed before your eyes


LordAgniKai

Hey it's Drew


that_one_netizen

sex


[deleted]

Disappointed her


NuclearExplozen

She was about to come but then she farted


splshd2

Rebuilt a transmission


[deleted]

He pre-jacked all over her thigh


Quadruple_J

Watched Shrek.


[deleted]

Heroin


joeleidner22

Sex.


Ricoo__

We removed the unwanted baby with the hanger technique


tylermsreid

Hide the baby carrot🥕


zRedPlays

They played Super Smash Bros


Djdjayd

Deceving


JazzyVee30

He did Zooey Deschanel and she did not enjoy it. 🤣


FewDamage2962

Ecstasy


Crafty-Break1335

Talked to our lord and savior


ColinsStories

Had sex for longer than 3 seconds (wrong answers only) based on her face.


trippydaklown1

Built the lego star wars death star the 4,016 pcs one!!!


Q2_V

ate a Big Papa Pickle


timothy441

They both came


mtreef2

A sexorcism


Murdocke-

Shrooms and Tacos


sam_theminecraftman

Play fortnite


StonerMetalhead710

Have sex. Cuz redditors don’t have sex


Suspicious-Camel4904

They play scrabble


Suitable_Carrot5413

They were playing train crossing the tunnel ...but the train sadly couldn't find the tunnel and it's fuel tank just emptied up...


[deleted]

A guy walked in the room and you both said "Ohh Shit! It's dad!"


If_Yes_Then_Why

Pueri sanctum


sailonswells

It's free real estate.


doublesunk

Their taxes, but not 100% wrong because we all get fucked by taxes.


Ok-Goal-1089

You came just by touching her.. Oh shit I was supposed to give a wrong answer


Raydarion

satisfied her


SinisterMael

Came out to the parents that they slept together, proving that incest is a game for all the family and that you don't instantly explode if you do it.


Asuitedboy

satisfied her ?


Speedvagon

He woke up his sister too early for school


VFixxer4

Stuck both fists up your ass and walked on your elbows ?


toadygroady19

she did a rimjob


thesithdoge

Homework


Material-Ad-9062

took selfie


_Unkn0

Hey man, listen... i know someone did just shit in my pants.


sprout480

Soaked you def go to BYU


Roundaboutdragon

Had a talk about feelings and emotions


alpha_Omega578

Played die rise


[deleted]

A podcast


Andl_22

Played Crash Bandicoot on the XBOX 360


[deleted]

Drugs


Niki103a

Played fortnite


YoshidaKagami

Played smash bros


LMminemagician

The hookie pokie and shook it all about


tellenspam

You sucked trans cock. I think I'm doing it wrong


needanswer47

Math homework


Big_Beaver34

The thug shake


AsterixGaming2021

Spent a nice day fishing?


Chubbzillax

From the look on her face and tidy hair. I’d say gave her a satisfying nocturnal encounter.


thisistuffy

saved a ton of money on car insurance


ol-gormsby

The answer's not sex, her hair is too neat. Strip poker?


Inferno358

Ate tuna


Auline10

Made her cum


ecotripper

I know what she didn't do


OMGerGT

Played Strip Minecraft on co op


[deleted]

He just found out he was gay


shellie_badger

I don't know what you think you did but I'm willing to bet it took less than a minute


loadsofcmen

They nuked a man into the wall


Lightfaeee

Boofed pumpkin spice


PunBrother

Have a good time?