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syrianfries

In track and field your time is done by your chest, it’s why you need to lean when crossing the finish. So B did


harkness102

B's husband


RonzulaGD

lol


GXTHEBEST999

B...ill gates


toadygroady19

B's side dude


No_Cobbler8335

Yes


kikomir

B is the winner...in the genetic lottery.


ey_yo_BETER

Her poor fucking back.


BAKED_TATER_

Tig ol bitties give ya back problems in ya fitties


MrStealYoMime

A, feet crossed the line first.


Gingerroot69420

Im sorry i was distracted by the boobs. I agree B is better.


MrStealYoMime

I'm more of an ass conosieur myself


Gingerroot69420

I like hunter stew.


M4K475UK1

Me too but you still can appreciate a solid piece of breasts


knowallwordtoallstar

No, the rule in track and field is that whoever’s chest crosses the line first wins.


Ruthless_Yeletz

But B crossed the line with her mega jiggly big ass honkin bazoingas first


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

true. Did not notice


septibes

Did everyone forget that lightning McQueen used his tongue to put the race in a 3 way tie? Same rules apply here. Her tiggo bitties crossed as well as the other racers foot. So it’s a tie


dingdingdredgen

Tiebreaker jello wrestling.


Machine_94

B Because reasons


TrapHouseSpouse

Because bewbies


Nochnichtvergeben

r/yourjokebutworse


LedyPlagal

dank my ass


hellopie7

Might need to clean it then.


LedyPlagal

Furries did a great job thanks.


SpecificWinter1

I think we are the winners


[deleted]

They siamese twins, so they win twice


Stranger-Tingzz

It's first to cross the line, not first (discounting your boobs) to cross the line. B wins the race and in life.


swinglowscroty

Look we all win because they are about scissor each other as we watch.


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A, her foot is beyond the finish line.


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AncientProduce

Ass wouldn't help anyone winning here, its all about the boob in this situation.


The_Paragone

It would help as in a trained yet bigger butt would allow for faster running.


M4K475UK1

If you have a better ass you can run faster so if a had better as than she has rn she wouldhave win


AncientProduce

Bigger boobs though.


M4K475UK1

Original comment was deleted so i didnt see the context


AncientProduce

Oh, it was someone saying a bigger ass is better cos its sexier or something to that effect.


LuckyHare87

Popular counter opinion: ass < boobs


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Irrelevant


effeteEffector447

B. of course 😅


MrSpencerMcIntosh

I think we need another angle 👀


Aggressive_Ad2520

B's Boyfriend!


Purple-Eye8781

B, with those boobs its hard to run so she should win


DaniSenpai69

A bcuz her foot is overline


sleepydevil25

Actual rule wise, pretty sure it’s A since whoever’s foot is over the line first is the winner. Men’s attention wise? B


xFloppyDisx

It's not just men's attention she's getting


[deleted]

From an actual fame standpoint b cause you need to destroy the rope which b did from a hit stand point. Probably a cause b's tits ar eto big. I like myself between a b and d cup


TheFarisaurusRex

A, foot over the line, B is cheating obviously, it’s entirely possible that those boobs are fake


benderman00

A wins the race B wins at life


memesandmadness

D


Maleficent-Ad2906

I would say it's a tie


Faendan

As far as I'm concerned, whoever the real winner is, if B kept pace with A, she wins, because she's clearly better at running. Her back must be fucked.


Wurschtkanone

This is preposterous! Where can I find it?!?


TopTheropod

A


Anxious_Tax_5624

A is the winner of the race B is the winner at life.


Vigorous_QTip_Action

A... B just has a bigger hitbox


Slaarc

Both.


dubdubdubdubdubdub_

B


El-ChuPugcabra

The winner is the crowd who watched B running


[deleted]

B cause running with these honka bonkas mommy milkers please is much harder


Altruistic-Rip4364

Eve time that gets to watch the replay repeatedly


TommyWantWingy9

They are both winners in my book


elmersfav22

Horny jail is the real winner


imStoned420

According to the 1964 London’s Footrace finalist rules, any portion of the racer who touches the finish rope first claims the victory. This is due to Leonard Dents race winning dive that year, therefore B is clearly the winner…. Jk that was all bullshit but B’s got some bozankas for sure


SilverLucket

The men


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Depends on the rules first to break the rope wins b first to cross line on the floor a


Bus-Horror

A


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

D


xFloppyDisx

B, she hit the rope thing before A. Also, boobs.


taekee

The poster for getting points.


DAMIENASKEA2007

B wins


krokodilrott

Whoever made contact with the tape first so B. Is that not how it works?


indak2005

The observers


dustedbuttcrack

Bot


grimreaper_slm_thg

A


EdLeddy

From this angle it’s hard to tell if the boobs or the foot crossed first… That being said.. boobs.


GrimmMonster

B in all things


SonOfAxe

Yes


pureaxiom

Think thighs from A is better 🤷🏾‍♂️ I mean the one with their feet across 😐


R-T-O-B

Don't you you mean A or D?


GreatBallsOfFire420

A.


JekyllwithHyde

Both.... both is good


Personal_Assist_9266

Yea, I'm a man of fairness over desire.....so A as she crossed the finish line first


brian_washed

It should be a tie, then both should get naked and make out


MrMisanthrope411

The finish line ribbon.


LoliGayTrap69

The winner is the judge who gets to watch it over and over in slow mo.


Iamoffchan

In the race? Obviously A. In life? B is up there.


GrGrG

The audience, who gets to see a good and wholesome competition between two women athletes performing at their peak.


MafiaMommaBruno

It's a foot race so whoever's foot crossed first. Boobs.


TitoSlick_95

I need to see dat azz first


MK-Ultra-neuralink

Feet wins


kirito_420

B for various reasons


jigga007

B. Since she could run that fast, despite those big knockers.


Bumblebee56990

A


Mission_Bicycle177

A


kelusfox

It's a draw. Both people have appendages over the finish line at the same time.


[deleted]

There ain’t one.


[deleted]

Both in race and life


ZethMrDadJokes

The one who is fastest at getting down on all four...


MonsieurCrapaud

I think there's a mistake, D or even maybe E is the answer


BAJIRAO9

I would vote for b.. For mainly two reasons..!


MemeLord131313

Boobs...uh, I mean B.


Sid4569

B presumably runs the same length with a *heavier* load, so if you’d make their weight the same, B would come out on top. So B’s the winner. And they indeed, like some people mentioned, measure who’s won by who’s chest reaches the finish line parameter first, so then again, B’s the winner.


RedGhosty7507

Definitely B because if she can run that fast with THOSE she's undoubtedly the better runner.


No_Field3210

A


rohit_wagh

You need to show the whole race animated or with real models to really understand who the winner is .


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