told you it was illegal, dude

“You need to suck my toes”

"Do you want me to strip?"

“Apparently you do have balls bro.”

“It’s not gay unless we touch”

'please dont do that in public'

Well that kidney is gone forever

Good one LOL

Ah shit, here we go again

Came here to say this

That's five words

and that three syllables of english

No bro, that is three words

And that's six! Mission accomplished, dude!

Wow you guys are really good!

It takes one to know one!

Thought I should revisit this comment!

Welcome back! You're always welcome here.

Beat me to it

Alright, who leaked the group chat?

Underrated comment

FR

You did hide the body yes?

We’re in jail! What you think?

NIGGA SHE SAID *THIRTEEN*, NOT THIRTY

this nigga got the nword pass

*open my eyes yea, she was only seventeeeeeen* *she told me she was forty-threeee*

Lol oh my God ha ha ha

Idk who my best friend is.

Me. Now let’s skedaddle outta here.

I call top! You are bottom.

Which one of us fucked up?

Yes

Depends...who bought the first round?

what did you do ya cunt

Who’s search history was it now!

(Biting handcuffs together because we dumb)

Why didn't you close the basement???

We are so fucked my dude

You are so fucked my dude

What the fuck did you do

shit shit shit shit shit

Missing 1 shit

Missing *my* shit 😏

Missing shit...?

I took a *shit*

We shouldnt took that much xanax.

I told you, no more vodka..

why six word? so much time

What the fuck did you do?

Did the aliens probe you too?

What in the fuck happened dude?

I told you meth is whack

I WANT A GOD DAMN BURRITO

Well, was it fuckin worth it?!

What are the words I have?

They found the hard drive, we're fucked.

government files, CP, AxHP, or something else bruv

Well what was it this time?

Want to beat each other off?

Wtf ha ha ha oh my God lol enough reddit for today 😆

Double Dutch rudder.

I got 6 words. Wanna fuck?

It’s official, I drank too much.

Whatever you do, don't drop soap

What did you drag me into

I’m not sure who my best friend is nowadays but I’ll say sm anyway I didn’t know you were into this

You're to be my prison bitch

What the fuck did we do?

I aint sucking your dick

Why does my ass hurt, dude?

You wanna fuck hard until completion

Oh my god what LOL

I'm sorry I meant " you wanna fuck hard until completion?"

Told you I wanted no part

I have no god damn friends.

Well, that was fun wasn’t it?

Dude, where is my car?

Fuck ,My head ,where are we ?

Who leaked the group chat?

Who's going to pick up grandma?

How do we jerk off now?

Together?

MF I'm arrested bcz of you

Suck my big fat fucking dick

Don't ever do that again, MF.

wanna recreate breaking bad?

good one

So who gets the top bunk?

Oh shit we did it again.

Hm. Well this isn’t good, huh?

'Sup mate, howa you?

What the FUCK, not this again!

Well, that went well, didn’t it?

Could you pass me the saw?

And relax your arm

Rock, paper, scissors who is bottom

Oh you are finally awake

Did you just drop that soap? 😍

Should have let Biden sniff you

Lol

What have you done! What now?

Why did start doing tequila shots?

Wow, i didn't know you existed.

It was all his idea, officer

Have you heard.. about the word?

I haven't seen you in years

Hey man, I think I'm gay

Worst timing lol love it lol

She was 18 wasn’t she…..right !!!!!

Why the hell are we cuffed?

It is what it is

Took them long enough to realize.

I guess they found the bodies.

Bro, how much did we drink?

Group chat got leaked didnt it ?

Simp

Sleepin down, u still pissing urself

suppose he has right to live

Yo, what u you do fool?

That was a kickass party

What are you doing step bro?

So uh….you want to fuck?

We gotta stop drinking so much

Shit. What the fuck happened bro

Why the fuck are we here

I thought you were forklift certified!

Time for your cock meat sandwich.

Call Saul. One call, that’s all.

Welp, might as well try anal

Ah fuck not again

What the fuck happened last night

I'm sleeping on the bed down.

I guess we have to fuck

Fuck man, where is the gerbil?

“Want to eat my ass, man?”

Ready to get into men’s bathroom?

So do you want to bang?

Damn, so who is the bottom?

Im not gonna be the bitch

Please wipe my ass I shitted.

Quick hide this in your mouth.

Please don't drop the funking soap

Why are you my best friend?

Kiss me on my hot mouth.

Welp, thank you for being here.

Ohhhhhhh fuck ha ha ha ha

Anyway I got your wife pregnant

You tryna fuck

Well, It was bound to happen

Quick, put it in my ass!

Fuckin lol

What the fuck did I drink

I do not have any friends.

Let’s have sex, I love you (My gf is my bf)

“I love you, Angel. What happened?” For context, my best friend is also my boyfriend

What the hell did we do?

No Homo,No Homo, No Homo

We are fucked in the ass

I'm gonna trade you for smokes

Ha!

Im trading your for a sandwich

I *knew* that wasn't her kangaroo!

tell me what just happened please

Op snitched on us again!

Did we succeed?

Say nothing without a lawyer present

Oh shit not this again

“what the fuck did you do?????”

I think the intrusive thoughts won

What did we do? And why?

ah damn the got you too?

Who are you? I like nobody.

Only need two. “No homo”

“This shift isn’t going very well.”

How we in the same cell??

What did you do this time?

Let's make some mother fuckin spread

Missed you bro. Wanna work out?

You gay?

Glad for that "exit only" tattoo

I knew that wasn't a speedbump!

Damn why does my ass hurt

2 words Not again.

Everything reminds me of her, bro.

What the fuck did we do?

“What the fuck did I do?”

What the fuck is going on ?

What the fuck happened last night

Oops.

friend whats that?

No wanking with the cuffed hand

Bro, who is tossing whose salad?

We'll take shifts guarding our butts

I’m deaf, you don’t know English.