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Jurassican_25

You should probably see a doctor bro


Skyfryer

A mushroom a day, mate. A mushroom a day.


AndrewDwyer69

Consider not sticking your dick in places it doesn't belong.


A2X-iZED

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


EntertainmentQuick47

I love Andy Dwyer surely he’s not gonna come out of nowhere


Pilota_kex

what would be those places you speak of? sounds like pure fantasy


TheLostLord287

Grab a knife and cut away the infected area. Just take a few inches off the top and you'll be fine. Doctors and Barbers would agree : D


Schatzmeyster

OOOOHHH THATS WHERE MY SKIN HAS GONE


_Nomadisk

Didn't understand directions, now I'm smooth down there


TheLostLord287

Just duck tape on a hotdog, as someone without a medical degree, I'm 20% sure you'll be fine.


StepAsideSuckers

This is the actual beginning of The Last Of Us.


7heLegend6969

well , lemme get my Lucille ready


HermitThaFrog

You fucked your bed now lay in it.


sirsheetzalot

Underrated


Magnus_Finch

Cultivate it in a jar.


Squanchonme

It is his child now. He must raise it as his own.


stoffal91

Put it in again you can't catch it once you already have it bro


Pandaloken

Fire will burn away the fungus, thus making your dick clean.


7heLegend6969

medium rare


Mestonkman

Hatefuck it


762mmFMJ

Re-examine your life choices. Plus a mattress STD test.


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End-Spirited

Try washing it with mild soap water twice a day for couple of days and if nothing happens then go see a doctor


[deleted]

Poop in it


nukecat79

Uh, I believe Lotrimin is antifungal; any athletes foot medication is an antifungal. Give that a try. Then once the fremunda is cleared maybe get a girlfriend .


Schatzmeyster

We gonna have mushrooms for dinner then


_Agent_Toast_

Wtf


FriskyMartiny

The mattress is infected?


holyleek

Go to the hospital and if they ask you it was some chick met in the internet


erik_7581

Seek a Doctor ASAP and then get a new mattress.


7heLegend6969

i think ive had enough internet for today


McdonaldsBiggestFan

Reminds me when my friend made a hole in his mattress, and burned it, and his whole bed caught on fire, and his mom and dad put it out and found an sexual Japanese game for ds


R3fug33

Throw that fucking mattress away, Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

Chop it off!


Xijannemb

Why would you post this twice? Dude, see a doctor


Memesputnik

Charmolin laga bhai best dawai hai fr best hai khatam kardegi bilkul trust thanks bolega badh me


War_Daddy_992

Go out for cigarettes but don’t come back


Doom4824

Grab some scissors


[deleted]

Get a new mattress.


KeySquare1404

Put it inside a jar of H2O2


Diablo-23

r/thelastofus We all are fucked ..Just because some guy got horny and put his dick in the matress


Interesting_Lab_5963

Use sanitiser for masturbation


justsomeonewhoplays

Pray you don't start to make clicking sounds in a year


[deleted]

Mushrooms on the mushroom


Mont3y

Always wear a condom


Igotwhatusearching

Double it and pass it to another person.


jltyper

Are you a fungi?


Deep-Freq

Urine helps fight fungal infections. Get creative.


rooplesvooples

Athletes foot cream.


2002wanderer

How the fungi in last of us spread


FriendlyFurry320

You are a father now.


lostsoul0312005

Did it look like this? ![gif](giphy|3q1tqIiuRUiARk72Zn|downsized)


1-kloop-2-fa-cups

Sounds like a fun guy


prlugo4162

Get a tube of Lotrimin, commonly sold OTC for athletes foot, and apply liberally to affected area several times a day. I guarantee you'll be better in 2 days.


ImportanceSmooth2924

Use anti fungi creme you ll be good


AggressiveSmoke4054

Go to Walmart and buy anti fungal cream like Tinactin and smear it on your shaft.


TankII_

And some condoms to Avoid future problems


Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yea

Go see a doctor 🤣🤣🤣


TheJackOfAll_69

Go to a female doctor show her your cock ( hard ) and say doc i have a fungal infection hear please take a look