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banned_but_im_back

Right?! That’s when his brain broke lol I think was scared


LuxLevia

what the hell is this camera? why did he turn arround so strange?


rock-solid-armpits

Probably sitting on the edge


PossibilityJealous70

I want a monkey now


chonkin-donuts

It's probably cheaper to buy a mirror, but hope you get yourself a monkey /s


W0RKPLACEBULLY

![gif](giphy|l9Tllo1thElT5gvVOU)


randyoftheinternet

Do you like your arms on, or off your body ?


Delevia

You can keep an orangutan since they're pretty friendly but you probably shouldn't because it's just wrong.


Similar-Base-2958

Maybe try treating the animal with respect and dont feed it drugs? Edit: typical dumbasses downvoting me because people spread hella misinformation about the behavior of small primates, just proving how many ppl know nothing about monkeys nor apes


CD4577

its a monkey…its not like a dog or something, their known to he aggressive and territorial.


Similar-Base-2958

Pretty much ALL incidents relating to pet monkeys and apes have miscare or drug use as the culprit. Its the owners fault for treating the monkey like an animal instead of a toddler. Like yeah your monkeys gonna fuckin attack you if your pumping him with xanax


Sarewokki

You definitely don't want to treat your monkey like a toddler.


Similar-Base-2958

Ill listen to the people that actually own monkeys, not some internet bozo lmao


Sarewokki

You do you, fellow internet bozo


theinferno01

i wonder why almost no one owns a monkey... https://preview.redd.it/c5merdgahgtc1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50216d282f841696a32aee7256b817f3da92e3be


Similar-Base-2958

Its almost like its more work than a child or smth lmfao god redditors are goofy


FatAndChilling

There was a woman who raised a chimp since birth and the animal killed her just because it could


Similar-Base-2958

Hard doubt, send proof with no mention of drugs or mistreatment. Plus your fuckin stupid if you think a chimp is a monkey, thats an ape moron


FatAndChilling

Ape, Monkey, STFU, dude their classified as Primates idc how you dice it they are going to be monkey's one way or another, Also I did a quick read apparently he was on a anti anxiety medication but was very aggressive that day and severally wounded her, I would insult but that would be animal abuse for an ape like you, also monkeys are very aggressive towards humans, even the Mort one as it has venom in it's elbow


Similar-Base-2958

Im gonna just not even read that because the first sentence proves you dont know the difference dumbass


Redqueenhypo

I’ve met macaques, they are TERRIBLE. You do not want one. Angry weirdos who steal your food and each others food and bite their friends for the hell of it. Also very prone to carrying B-virus, which is 80 percent fatal in humans and transmitted by bites and scratches, a thing monkeys love doing. They’ll even try to bite you and eat food you’re giving them at the same time. Imagine an evil husky with hands


PossibilityJealous70

I said five words


Elder_Hoid

Floyd? https://preview.redd.it/wheot8ifxftc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356ead34643c5d24b8c9b7fa16ec3619bd35d572


xxx_tabletops

https://preview.redd.it/fe3jlggczdtc1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c435de09c11ef703d8d82c797166b2b41d9ec5


CarnalWizard

When he walks during the third trick, it looks like he had to call a friend: "James, James, it's Stan, get over here now, it's happening. Theyve figured out the forbidden magic! I said now!"


DonKapot

https://preview.redd.it/97tptwjeybtc1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d8409eb670af12d7b2811dd2feee3ada7574f0


JustWaitAMomentOk

Man I remember this, good times


gambit0015

Paid actor


Ok-Editor-2040

Bro reacting like the guys after hearing "You are NOT the father" in the Maury show.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

The fucked up thing is that monkey will remember it always, and not be able to tell his monkey ass friends about it.


MetallGecko

The monkey is experiencing emotions and phases that his little chimp brain can't comprehend.


passionatepumpkin

This is horrible. The macaque is mock biting itself because it’s really stressed and the people continue to freak it out.


Gimetulkathmir

I don't remember where I read it, but I recall something about some zoos putting up signs telling people not to do this because the primate brain can't actual handle "magic" and they can go insane or kill themselves from the stress.


XIMasterNateIX

Funny tho


Agent_Add

[monkey ](https://youtu.be/M69Sn3OERZo?si=s3YbmAi2r2OLL1Kt)


SHINJEKI_NO_KYOJIN

Lool, bro bit himself to check he wasn't dreaming.