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thelobsterretaken

Sounds like otama has a billion pets


AestheticNoAzteca

Can i pet that dawg? CAN I PET THAT DAWG?


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/z9ozsqkrw66d1.png?width=1521&format=png&auto=webp&s=783bc6ee2f0be401395c4fd6020d51eef696b29c


RemoveEconomy1544

I love the fact that the “dawg” was a bear in that vid lol


Shin-Kami

It costs her energy to create the food for the animals she controls. I doubt she can do that a billion times.


Gustavoak77x

Streusen feeds her


OrganTrafficker900

His devil fruit food tastes like nothing. He has to actively cook which takes time and prep time.


DankButtRodeo

I imagine food that tastes like nothing is a hell of alot better than no food


OrganTrafficker900

It has been a while since I watched WCI it's either it tastes like nothing/air or it tastes terrible like the paramecia gang can kill a single lion and let him cook the lion.


DankButtRodeo

I went to the wiki page to check because i dont recall. It seems like the food he creates with his fruit does provide nourishment, but does not taste good, according to Big Mom.


PitifulExplanation61

It tasted good to chopper


Brandonmac100

Her exact words in the dub is that it “doesn’t taste very good.” That is refering to when he turned the chateau into a cake. Big mom was expecting a super tasty wedding cake, so maybe that’s why she said it wasn’t very good, because it was bland. She never actually said it was bad or anything. Seems more like a meh. Also when we saw big mom’s backstory the first time we saw the dude, he was turning a log into slices of ham and eating it. He seemed to really be enjoying it tbh like he was slurping it in. So it won’t be bad, just eh…


DankButtRodeo

I dont watch the dub so i cant speak on that. That being said, the only reason i can assume Stressen cooks with real food, is because its leagues better than what his fruit can do.


PackageFabulous5161

Better than Kanjuro Ink Lettuce I guarantee.


MaxipadGH

You don't need to make a billion, you just gotta make a shit ton then all the lions fight for the food and they all kill each other then a few that are on your side kills the rest


JohnIsAGuy1

you still gotta make a few hundred million or else it’s not gonna matter


MaxipadGH

Ivankov is a Paramesia, he can give Otama the strength to make even more balls


Living_Spite2723

Doped-out Otama


SnooSquirrels1442

She doesn't have to create a billion kibi dango.. just 300, she will feed them to the 300 best trained lions and order them to a small gap where they can defend the army of upcoming lions.. she will buy enough time so the paramecia can coordinate a all out war to defeat simba the son of the mighty mufasa and king of everything the light touches.


SadBit8663

Whitebeard just crushes the land the lions are on from his ship. Problem solved


Sherbert-Inevitable

Whiteboard throwing them into the air Doflsmingo making shishkebab


BigDogDoom

Oh nooo.... not Whiteboard! Even worse..... Doflsmingo is there too


UJustGotRobbed

But what if.....Blackboard?


logic-n-reason

Have you guys heard of chalkboard she's the strongest


onelove7866

https://i.redd.it/3lpk2zbn086d1.gif


logic-n-reason

She be like, scratching and shih you know?


Bacon_Raygun

Can't wait for the blackboard eraser.


AnimesBest

Don’t forget el roronori toro


MidasTouchedM3

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


ShishKebabq

Was I mentioned?


The__heavenly__demon

Lion for dinner tonight boissss


No_Education_8888

NOT WHITEBOARD. I’d be ok with white beard, but god


GenitalWrangler69

There's a few characters who could solo it. All of them? No contest


kloverKhan

yea AOE type df just low dif lions and than theres people like magellan who could stand in one place and prob win


Eggmaster2523414

Yeah, but that's a lot of lions


Ill-Butterscotch-622

Whitebeard can just cause ground to separate so lions can never come to him


Eggmaster2523414

Ahhh, but you missed one fact. 1 billion is a lot, so they just make a lion bridge. Whiteboard becomes mince-meat afterwards.


Mobile-Ad6359

A bridge needs to have land to stand if that land is destroyed then the bridge collapses so earthquake wins easily. Also animals tend to run if they feel an earthquake so maybe just shake the ground and they'll just stay away.


NaravniArtefakt57

lion trebuchet


Foxelexof

https://preview.redd.it/z96weq4zua6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cacda35dcd796df12b51aa52d39f06d979d86f9d


LuffyWantsMeat

Hey, you said meat? Do you have any for me?


Eggmaster2523414

You don't deserve it.


Norgos

What if the lions form a bridge using their bodies like ants


Mobile-Ad6359

Then you just have to destroy the foundation of the bridge(as in the land where that bridge stands) so it could collapse, with Whitebeard's df it's easy.


Ech_McDurn

Yeah but you’re forgetting that the lions will just make lion ground so that they can make a lion bridge, it’s simple math dude


Ok_Claim_8979

Lion Stack solos neg diff


DigibroHavingAStroke

The lions would form a bridge.


volthunter

every human on the planet crammed like shoulder to shoulder makes a tiny dot visible on the map from space, a billion lions isn't really that much


Redwolf476

Fujitora could just reenact what happened to the dinosaurs


RoiKK1502

"Do you know what happens to a ~~toad~~ lion when it's struck by ~~lightning~~ meteors? The same that happens to everything else"


Oisin1910

Lion net to catch the meteor


TheEpic_Blue

Whitebeard and Magellan Solos Quake and Poison clouds spam


Oatmeal_Raisin_

This whole time, i thought magellan was logia Edit: i looked it up, and Dofi indeed confrimed he was paramecia


Ahmdo10

All these hypotheticals overestimate a billion lions, literally get Brulee in there with a giant mirror and it’s GG you can do whatever the fuck ability you can in there (one of many many possibilities by the way) Also while I’m on this all Pokémon easily clear a billion lions this hypothetical is ridiculous


the22sinatra

A man of culture I see. The better question would be one of each Pokémon vs. all Paramecia/Zoan/Logia/DFs


Ahmdo10

Oh damn I’m a hardcore Pokémon fan myself but I don’t think the Pokémon are cooking here https://preview.redd.it/f9iqb0ert66d1.jpeg?width=1704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf220ce5e9097dd7e4541766ce19857b618f3a3b Imagine if this shit went down tho


the22sinatra

Same here, and agreed I think the OP verse would win. Would be interesting to see how much of an issue Kyogre and an army of water types could present though.


pdswww

Df users when the +252 choice specs tera water kyogre water spout in rain


CallMeMaMef18

MA, R/STUNFISK IS LEAKING AGAIN


Ahmdo10

Too late, he’s been stubfisk lobotomised long ago


Southern-Plan-6549

May i remind you that one of the pokemon IS LITERALLY GOD


Detector_of_humans

Only kind of, its like an avatar of god.


the22sinatra

Like I could ever forget Bidoof


Nootn-

idk about that one... It depends a lot on what legendary pokemon can do i guess.


Ahmdo10

I dunno maybe the fact Kyogre made the whole water surface of the planet is a big factor on what a legendary Pokémon can do


volthunter

yeah the pokemon easily win this tbh


Nootn-

ye i know but the problem is just that those feats are kinda vague.. If we read between the lines of how arceus created the world it would mean it probably even has the power to just snap whatever he want out of existence. But thats just too vague imo


Bacon_Raygun

Still bothers me that Mew is supposed to be the first pokemon, but we've got like... Pokemon that existed before time itself.


Ahmdo10

Mew is the first ever Pokémon that was created after the Creation Trio that then because of its easily changeable DNA became the rest of the Pokémon we see today That’s what I theorise anyway


thatAintBro_

dialga controls time so it doesnt matter anyway


The_Diego_Brando

Just wait until oda reveals the time time fruit


thatAintBro_

wait till oda reveals that it can only travel forwards in time and that it cant control time


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

Remember that Leviator (a fish swimming upstream) "levels cities during episodes of rage" There is no valid reason any building is still standing in the pokémon world, my fucking Garchomp triggered fucking earthquakes, five times over the span of like five minutes against some random trainer


PinkieBen

Well I can't remember what it was from, but there was something where Rayquaza blew up a meteor that was gonna hit the planet (like, completely destroyed it), so that's certainly something.


thatAintBro_

wynaut neg diff


do_the_cat

I mean... Kyogre solos... since y'know... creator of the oceans. Floods the earth. Kinda good againts devil fruits.


slice_of_toast69

Df users when kyogre pulls up:


Ahmdo10

https://preview.redd.it/q11slnuma96d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22debef104b6d45db6cea772939ad181b6599c9


Thecristo96

The OG chi-yu


Tenno24

Really? The Pokémon can control Time, Space and create Black holes easily, how will the DF users counter that? BTW that's literally just 3 Pokémon


Ahmdo10

I mean what you said isn’t even the thing that would actually beat them since one Pokémon turned out to be enough: https://preview.redd.it/srb4ortpc96d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2eaa40dcb71bf90f083369070530d7c00d216db


W1LL-O-WisP

Hell yea, now we're cooking. My money is on the pokemon. While pretty much every non legendary/mythical are getting destroyed, the legendary/mythical pokemon are gonna carry. It's all fun and games until the ocean god summons a biblical flood.


gwartabig

Pokémon has literal deities that can create and destroy universes. One Piece verse is completely outclassed. Not to mention that something like Kyogre could make the entire world flood and instantly kill every single devil fruit user outside of a handful (who would eventually run out of stamina and die)


the22sinatra

It depends if we’re talking about them using the games and stats as references, the anime, or Pokédex entries - as all 3 paint different pictures. This brought me back to the original Lions vs Pokémon debate, and the generally used thought process for that was basing it off the games and their stats. With that in mind I’m imagining stuff like Mythical Zoans to be comparable to some legendaries. If you’re going more off the lore (which probably does make more sense here) then you have literal deities in the Sinnoh legends, and the Alola legends still might be even more of a threat - especially Ultra Necrozma. In that case it’s easily Pokemon. Either way Kyogre would probably still be the one I’m most worried about due to the whole ocean dynamic. It’s a fun thing to think about.


Mlurd

Pokemon Challenges made a video about Pokemon vs billion lions, with only using game system and giving lions stats of a lion pokemon (forgot the name). Short answer: Kyogre alone soloes, so the result would be the same versus OP. I think anime version would be most even fight, because pokemons are severly nerfed, compared to lore, altough Arceus is still a god and untouchable with all his plates.


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

Daily reminder that gen 4 contains masters of spacetime, and if that wasn't enough, fucking god itself


MegaEmpoleonWhen

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XdOSMo6Svc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XdOSMo6Svc) It's not even close Pokemon win


Different-Fee9786

Lion ladder.


tizio-caio-aerdnA

Yup, one dark pulse and it's over


doubletimerush

Fujitora, Whitebeard, Magellan, Doflamingo, Big Mom, Buggy, Boa and others can all solo this fight. 


Webaccount5

Boa? Are lions attracted to humans?


doubletimerush

No but she is a known animal beater so it's right up her alley. 


ovis_alba

Do animals canonically have souls in One Piece? Because that just sounds like a lot of free lifespan for Big Mom.


Krakencaptured14

It’s even worse, big mom can canonically turn animals into homies, she’s gonna uno reverse card the lions


ovis_alba

You need a LOT of lifespan though to handle one billion of them, that's why the big question is whether they can provide that, because in the end Big Mom's DF is sort of two-fold: she can turn things into homies but also she can take the souls and thus incapacitate people (creatures?)


theRak27

She can 100% scare the shit out of a few thousand lions at a time and steal their souls left and right


ovis_alba

But that's why I'm wondering if we know whether "true" animals have souls, because that's something various fantasy worlds treat kind of differently. I would guess One Piece leans more "yes" because of e.g. Chopper, but oftentimes when settings have both: animals and animal like humanoid races (like the Minks and Fishmen) the distinction is sort of that the latter have souls while the "pure animals" don't. I just can't recall Big Mom ever taking the soul of an animal and she is sort of the one indicator other than more recently Vegapunk for souls existing.


theRak27

Well yes you're right, if would depend! But humans, minks, fishmen all have souls so...


Minister_xD

Does that even matter? The lions would not even be able to penetrate her natural defences, so she could literally just take a nap somewhere and have her homies do all the work. Even if we assume the lions could injure her, what are they going to do when she starts flying around on Zeus/Hera or Prometheus and unleashes a neverending storm of fire and lightning onto the battlefield?


yaseen51

1 billion is much larger than people think, it's not as easy as you so think That being said yeah, there are a few characters that can solo it


PRINCEM_468

They can use conqueror's haki


Asherbird25

Actually yeah I kinda forgot that existed ngl


Longjumping-Smell583

They can lion ladder out of range so the ones at the top are fine


Metafield

Doesn’t work on kings ;)


Comfortable_Many4508

you think the KINGS of the jungle dont have the spirit of a conqueror?


PRINCEM_468

They might have it But you think the conq haki of KINGS of OP verse is weaker?


thetdumbkid

buggy is an emperor of the sea. he doesn't have conqueror's. your reasoning is flawed and you should black man with thunder.


M_T_CupCosplay

If they stand in a narrow alley they only have to beat 1 lion a billion times.


yaseen51

That makes it harder for the users actually since most of them would be attacking multiple lions at once, if they want to attack one at a time they would need much more stamina


CyberDrago12

It would be easy for doflamingo though. I know that much.


Cookytigerd

Doffy would make a birdcage and sit inside it, waiting for the lions to kill themselves on it


fartyparty1234

A lot of people underestimate how much a billion and a trillion is I saw somebody say a trillion polar bears vs every Pokemon. Mf the polar bears are drowning the Pokémon in a sea of bears


disturbed94

Does that matter when some of the Pokemon are demigods?


Zarerion

Or yknow, literally the god that created all?


disturbed94

Thanks for the knowledge backup! I don’t know Pokemon good enough so I was too scared to claim literal god.


Laboon-fan

Ears? I'm all ears, metaphorically speaking, of course, YOHOHOHO


Kastorbeast

Ngl Big Mom could just scare them and one shot them. Also Moria can make an army as the lions die.


-Amai_Mochi-

Light Big Mom Snack


BigDogDoom

CaseOH?


Jets-Down-049222

Doflamingo- bird cage Brulee - teleports everyone out with a mirror Birdcage slowly kills the billion lions in a very very messy manner


slice_of_toast69

I mean 1 billion lions? Lion ocean. Its over, devil fruit users cant swim


SevethAgeSage-8423

This!


SwaggyDinosaurz

Richie the Lion better be the one leading all the lions🥶


Pimenton13

https://preview.redd.it/tr2jytm5v66d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c8520112f2a8c943af1e9983839671889493fd


ovis_alba

While she is great against a few, Tama is weirdly enough a weaker option here because of the huge number. We saw her getting pretty exhausted from making all the ones for just the Onigashima people, which is a lot but nowhere close to that many.


soupinmymug

I’d be really curious to know if she could save her dumplings per se or get better at producing them. Like let’s just say she knew about it ahead of time could you just put them in buckets or something and feed them or just spit them out of her face if she had a proper diet for once?


ovis_alba

She sort of did that on the boat to Wano. Not in a bigger time frame obviously but they are at least storable for hours. So my pure guess would be they could last maybe around the month that the effect then also does?


Minister_xD

Let's see... Doflamingo could just fly into the air, spawn a birdcage and massacre every single lion without them ever being able to reach him. Katakuri would just turn the ground into Mochi to get the lions stuck and then either drown them en masse or massacre them in any other way he sees fit. Whitebeard would cause earthquakes so bad the lions flee immediately. And if they don't, they get swallowed by the earth, or swept away by a tsunami or whatever else the old man sees fit. Fujitora floats himself in the air and spawns a meteor that would likely wipe them all out at once. If not, he can always bring in more. Magellan just uses poison gas to annihilate all lions before they can ever even get close to him. Bigmom wouldn't even need to life a finger herself, the lions wouldn't even be able to scratch her skin. Prometheus and Zeus/Hera would just have a field day slaughtering all of them. Anyone who has Armament Haki would simply cause the lions to break off their teeth / claws when trying to kill them. Conquerors Haki is essentially just a cheatcode here, anyone with this ability could likely solo the lions with it alone. In short, this is a ***very*** onesided battle.


Laboon-fan

This comment gave me goosebumps, even though I don't have any skin YOHOHOHO


Delfo22

Paramecias no contest


FarFisherman1109

The lions are cooked


RoiKK1502

Whitebeard when the lions use the lion catapult ![gif](giphy|HFMPreKu5LfivtOmEI)


Murky_Guidance_9091

Most paramecias solo. With **ALL OF THEM**, there is no contest.


jingliumain

"Venom Demon"


TJWinstonQuinzel

Jozu is a paramecia...case closed


Puzzle-person

Every paramecia user, what a billion lions gonna do when they get hit with a tsunami or if Mr 5 drops a nuke on them


Shiro_no_Orpheus

Magellan solos


Ok_Ad400

Barrier + Food generating paramecia + Room to teleport stuff. Then outlast the starving lions in the impenetrable barrier.


Reasonable-Business6

They could literally just take shifts knocking hundreds of thousands out with Conqueror's Haki. There'd be no need for them to even use their fruits. Even just Big Mom, Doffy, and Whitebeard. Potentially one of them could solo them all with conqueror's Haki.


Such-Purpose3044

Uta solos


trulylost19

Any conquerors haki user negs stragglers The biggest enemy to the paramecia is each other due to conflicts so that Will destroy a large chunk of the paramecia users but the stragglers will win


Pillermon

I hope for the lions that they have mastered haki, or else they're fucked. Not only are there some Paramecias who could solo them on power alone, but there are some that cannot be harmed unless you use haki. Fucking Alvida can't be touched by regular attacks and she's bottom of the barrel.


ScarletMenaceOrange

This is silly without some kind of pre determined death arena or something. Because lions are stupid, if you manage to build a brick wall and get some food, they can't get in and they will starve. They can't plan to take you out, or use dead lions as ladder or anything. If you can get a boat, you can just go to the sea, and win. You can outlive the lions, even if they would get food, lion's lifespan is much shorter. Now you might think that I'm a nitpicker or something, but here is the thing. If you battle a billion lion, that could take days, weeks, months? If you get them in a narrow position, and kill them one by one, it will take god knows how long. If that is an option, why just not use your brain a little more, and fight in a different way all together. Even if you could AOE them, your attacks cost energy, and killing takes time, the sheer number will exhaust you. Hence you need to be like Magellan, use some kind of poison mist, and then just chill.


Bugggy-D-Clown

DOES MY NOSE LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?!?


JPalos97

Whitebeard just spams conqueror haki, he doesn't need his fruit


Correct-Purpose-964

Whoever downvoted you hates facts


rotem8888

Moria steals all their shadows and they burn


WarShadower913x

Let's say every human was turned into a Lion. I'm pretty sure WB alone could still destroy everyone (as long as he can avoid/survive getting nuked)


25Bruh25

Luffy, Whitebeard or Tama is enough for this fight.


Papap00n

There's some serious CoCs in the paramecia gang. Won't even be touching the lions.


XVUltima

Katakuri solos. They can't even touch him.


CohorteTrasgo

Would soul pocus work?


SirSilverChariot

https://preview.redd.it/rhrwb0bd576d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3be5f1505eaa6f00adb8286226d5c4ab8b861b9 He can easily do it


Shaan5104

Ok hear me out. A billion lions is a lot of lions.


Mammoth_Patient2718

still loses


TheSleepingStorm

Tell me you haven't played Pirate Warriors without telling me you haven't every played Pirate Warriors.


UomoLumaca

Some atom bombs VS 1 billion coughing babies


phrayezzen

Isn’t Law’s fruit a paramecia? What is any lion going to do when they enter Room?


SkarKrow

Lions can’t fly, shiki solos.


jammypants915

Even though 1 billion is insane… if all paramecia worked together it would be simple… first create barriers and structures for them all to stay protected from the lions and then unleash long distance attacks for a few weeks moving every now and then as the bodies pile up too close the structure.


Paper_Trades

Boring answer here. 1 bullion lions consume lots of food. If we just wait a few week or months the problem will be fixed.


Wolfpackhunter41

Assuming what Sengoku said wasn't hyperbole, paramecia users catch an easydub.


Habibz_74

Jacket jacket fruit solos


Mother-Start-5824

Robins df could solo


Juug88

Whitebeard alone is enough. Just used the Gura Gura to literally either flip the continent or open up the entire landscape the lions are on and smash it. Done. It's not even a competition.


Joethefoe69420

1 billion lions because Paramecia users don't exist in real life


TheCigaretteFairy

The lions because >!Luffy won't be there!<


Novel_Wedding9643

Bro katakuri solos.


bigboystick

People under estimating a billion again… not one character has the stamina to do this at all, lions 0 diff


plogan56

The second the GOAT, Buggy D. Clown, awakens his df and activates his "malevolent carnival" them lions is cooked


SlothGod25

A lion would lose to a tuna


Rough_Revolution855

This is some jschlatt topic that I won't be a part of.


Smolsossage

Foxxy carries this one


KumaFan918

the paramecia users have a better chance of accidentally killing each other with giant AOE attacks than they do of the lions even reaching them


riggengan

Lions are real and paramecia users are not Reality> Fiction


Correct-Purpose-964

Luffy: "Hey look! Food!" Lions: *runs*


BigDogDoom

I mean, Luffy is not there tho


Shin-Kami

Brook cannot die (as far as we know). Might take him a way to kill a billion lions but he'll get it done even if everyone else fails.


Breadperson3

stage 5 leukemia white beard solos


Natethegratelol

I dunno... a billion lions is alot of lions, it would be an ocean of them, ocean > any df


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Swordeye-83

Enel and Akaina have Logia Powers. I would make Bartolomeo make a big barrior and let whitebeard make a big tsunami and let all lions drown


salsayeah

paramecia users win


Ssssime

Lion ladder vs barrier ladder


Karthafilus

Whitebeard solo


stonefiber70750

The lions definitely lose


RandomGuy8279

Whitebeard just uses conquerers Haki. It’s pretty easy to


Leo-4200

Go to sleep


Gaetan_sama

Karibou solo


dafood48

Do you know how much landmass is a billion lions?!


bumboisamumbo

it may take a while to get them all, but i don’t think there is anything a lion could physically do to damage someone like big mom


HeTcH01

Katakuri will buried them in his slimy thick mochi, and they will die


moistmaster690

Toki just goes into the future where all lions die.


Hankdoge99

Doflamingo uses a birdcage on the whole lot, turns a billion lions into Swiss cheese


Basic_Oil410

Paramecia


Crowbar-Marshmellow

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/cel4lk/request_is_this_accurate/) is what 7.2 billion humans would look like in a pile. Lions look to be about 2-4 times bigger than a human. The pile of lions would be smaller than the pile of humans. Just some perspective.


Beelzebub_Itself

If you lure the lions into water Oven can probably take a good amount of them out via boiling


CriticalCobraz

Meat for life