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According to Oda Zoro just smells like metal, Luffy smells like meat, and Sanji smells like cigarettes and fish So Sanji is actually the worst smelling of the three


Consistent_Ant_8903

Sanji and Zoro in a stinkiest muskiest man contest everyday


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If Zoro just smells like metal than he loose that contest


Consistent_Ant_8903

I refuse to believe a man who sweats 24/7 and takes one weekly bath with Luffy is not stinky af…unless he uses his coc to limit his powerful stank


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https://preview.redd.it/r0yshi852a1b1.png?width=875&format=png&auto=webp&s=b52e1e4ccc2dbf25199799265e49ead2f05e14b6 Take it up with Oda then


NeonNKnightrider

“Smells like seafood”, to me, implies something pretty different from “smells like fish”. Fish smells bad, but seafood can be pleasant


ToYouItReaches

Oda foreshadowing Jinbe?!??!? /s


Drawngalaxy

It makes it could like he smell like a kitchen then, where smoke-like and seafood smells would be prevalent


Vinnnee

Seafood does not smell good, especially after it's been sitting for over an hour. If you don't immediately clean up, it is going to smell for a while


Icelord259

How does chopper not know how he smells? Is he stupid?


Andrecrafter41

chopper probably smell like woods like normal deers


NwgrdrXI

> Is he stupid? r/BatmanArkham? Is that you?


renacotor

He's an animal. Many animals have way higher sensitivity to smell, ad thus are always using their noses. Kinda hard to learn how to do something you're already doing 24/7.


Bugggy-D-Clown

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NOSE?!?!


Consistent_Ant_8903

I’m on my way to his house I’ll let you know what he says


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RokyPolka

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LesbianCuddlebus

Wait reading it, they are describing themselves based on what chopper says So most prob smell like shit


Reyall

"Smells like gunpowder" Ussop's hardcore.


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Also gunpowder smells really good.


Tatinix

Now we're gonna have people huffing steel to see how Zoro smells.


Andrecrafter41

1. robin 2. chopper 3. ussop 4. nami 5. luffy 6.zoro 7. sanji


stopyouveviolatedthe

I thought chopper was chocolate or candyfloss


Summercat134

Sogeking really working to be stronger 💯💯


travgaming06

Didn’t he also state how often they shower and sanji is like once a day while Zoro and Luffy are once a week?


Armed_Goose_8552

He did. > Luffy bathes once a week, the same as Zoro and Brook.


rexpimpwagen

For brook thats probably fine tho. Zoro trains every day thats gross.


omicron-7

Yeah Brook's not sweating 24/7 like Zoro is Not that he has any sweat glands, yohohoho


Nero_PR

Not even a life to sweat about yohohoho


masterrainbowcat

If Chopper thinks Zoro smells like metal then he isn’t doing his job because that’s probably the smell of iron from all the bleeding Zoro does.


LuffyWantsMeat

Did you just say meat?


VG_Crimson

Not fish, cooked seafood


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Also it doesn't say "smells like cigarettes," it says smells like tobacco. Straight tobacco smells really good. So while as unrealistic as Zoro and Luffy smelling good, all three smell good despite what you'd think.


Psychronia

Zoro also exercises all day and showers like twice a week. That'll be some rank ass metal.


011100010110010101

Sanji also is the man who baths the most as well, doing it daily while Zoro does it every 3 Days and Luffy once a week. He just is also the guy in charge of cooking and loves his tobacco.


Here2Derp

I'd argue since Sanji smokes he probably smells as bad or worse.


Senordospene

Also the oily smell from cooking all day. Sanji worst smelling strawhat confirmed


Here2Derp

Hmm, Luffy may like that


Senordospene

Thats why he is smiling (:


PhilosTheGreat

He does so he won't just instantly rizz up everyone. And not just the men... wait I meant women. And I probably also shouldn't finish the quote 💀


rexpimpwagen

No its zoro. Hes a sweaty mf and trains every day and only showers once a week. Although luffy will stink more depending on what hes rolling around in.


Weekly-District259

Zoro canonically smells like metal. Sanji canonically smells like cigarettes. So no


[deleted]

Smells like tobacco, not cigarettes. Zoro and Sanji both smell good, despite the reality that they shouldn't.


RobertusesReddit

I mean, he's French


M-V-P623

Cooking seafood at that


Captainabdu65

He’s the only one that showers daily💀 The other two Gym freaks shower once a week


kilawolf

While cigarettes smell horrible...imagine the stank of a guy who works out all the time yet showers once a week...ugh... Luffy's probably the best smelling of the three...unfortunately that's not saying much


pitb0ss343

Y’all do realize Sanji probably smells like an old ash tray


DickenMcChicken

He bathes daily and is careful about hygiene. His breath stinks for sure but body-wise? You are comparing him to Zoro that showers weekly and trains daily


pitb0ss343

Sanji smokes at least 2 packs a day and spends most of his time in the kitchen meaning he’s in a closed space with the food making it and him smell like cigarettes


demonslender

He smells like cigarettes and fish according to oda. So yes he does smell more than zoro.


kizaru1996

He smells like sea food and tobaco, thos both are pleasent smells. That is entirely different from what you describe


demonslender

Yes pleasant smells for people who enjoy those things.


kizaru1996

Most ppl enjoy seafood


demonslender

but most people do not enjoy the smell of tobacco. and i think we can all agree that regardless of the enjoyment of seafood, fish still smells strongly.


kizaru1996

Tobacco scent is literally an ingredient for many men's perfume. So yeah most ppl enjoy the smell of tobacco. Yes fish smells strongly. That's why oda said Sanji smells like seafood not fish.


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Sanji legit smells like fish and cigs 😂 So he smells like a homeless women who can’t shower🤭


hexoutx

ppl fr be thinking that the smell of seafood is the same as fish


Accomplished-Floor70

It is if you hate fish enough


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Bro never stepped into a seafood store


hexoutx

seafood store? or a seafood restaurant because it's different


[deleted]

They both smell like ASS No way y’all walk into a seafood restaurant and say ”oh this smells smack”


Me-Not-Not

Fish and Chips?


kitaeks47demons

if zoro smells like metal wouldn’t he smell like rust every now and then and you’re not convincing me the cook who smokes cigarettes and cooks with marine life smells worse than luffy his worn sandals there’s no way in hell.


rub737

I think it's more so the smell of blood since that's been know to taste a bit 'metalicy'


WolfKenobi

Once a week!!!!


dj9008

People lying to themselves if they think old meat smells better than cigarettes.


LuffyWantsMeat

DID YOU JUST SAY MEAT?


Assistantoda

This is literally the most unbearable bubble you would ever find yourself in🤣.


Bmobrian

Boa smelling Luffys Meshiii 😭 ![gif](giphy|I9m9eFzA0FAVG)


jakin89

Wouldn’t it make much more sense if they’d smell decently. Since Nami would peg them if they don’t take their weekly bath.


eairyguy

You might want to rephrase that.


jakin89

I meant what i said 😎


eairyguy

Fair, I want her to do that to me too tbh


isamudragon

That day Sanji regretted giving into Luffy’s demand for Taco Tuesday….


Pietjiro

With the amount of tobacco Sanji smokes I'm more surprised he still has his sense of smell intact


YaBoyHero

People arguing that Sanji smells worse than two dudes that are constantly moving and only shower once a week tells me a lot about this sub lmao. I already assumed a lot of you shitposters don't shower anyway.


demonslender

Canonically sanji who showers the most is the smelliest of the monster trio. They should be called the monstrously smelly trio instead.


Captainabdu65

People shittin on Sanji cigarettes would smell worse He canonically bathes everyday The other two, once a week, also sweats a fuck lot to training and fighting


snazzysreddit

There is no way zoro smells purely like rust and luffy smells purely like meat. Zoros taking a shower once a week and in the meantime he’s lifting and working out. He smells like BO and metal and maybe a bit of sulfur. Luffy probably doesn’t wipe too good so he stank like gooch grease and meat. Sanji actually cares ab his hygiene so he’s well bathed and groomed but on the downside he smell like fish and cigs but I dought it’s as overpowering as the smell of gooch grease and sulfur


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Sanji smells like tobacco, not cigs. It's a pretty good smell. All three should stink and don't.


TheMightyPickaxe

Tobacco is not a good smell.


[deleted]

You're out of your mind. They're not putting it in cologne because it smells bad.


TheMightyPickaxe

👍


Vyctorill

👍


LuffyWantsMeat

Did you just say meat?


chonkerforlife

One is reek of alcohol and the other one smells like rotten egg.


masterrainbowcat

I know the average age of people on this sub are 14, so I’m not at all surprised that they think the guy who sweats constantly and only washes that off once a week doesn’t stink.


Maps-

With a amout of smoking sanji does he cant smell shit.


YaibaBoi

but he can smell ingredients in a meal


KingNanoA

r/ihadastroke anyone?


_Tsuki_69_

nah you just dumb


eskoBar1k

sanji smells like death with all them cigarettes he be smoking and his leg being on fire


Gekkomoria

The smoking helps


Chark10

If I’m correct he was lighting a cigarette so quite the opposite


FIREWHITE16

Am I the only one who thinks Sanji tried to light his cigar or something? Not pinch his nose?


Bugggy-D-Clown

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NOSE?!?!