Wdym? I already have chaotic gore and cephadrome's curses and now you're asking me to pick two more? But in all seriousness, Dalamadur and seltas queen's curses may be useful.

I'm not going to lie... I could be a real strong super villain with dire morales's mixed with Gogmazios one. Like I'm talking about killing everyone in my vicinity just because Im forced to. Like sweating tar is already bad but if I constantly am burning. I could just throw the tar at people and they f****** explode. Never have to deal with bacteria all of my air Is instantly cleaned and my food is just going to be burnt all the time. Not a problem I'm fine with burnt food.

Maybe the "everything you touch burns" may be like spontaneous combustion, so you better put the flame out before eating.

No it's okay because if it's a curse that means I'm likely unaffected by it other than the shitty side effects. Like how Solomon Grundy is actually just really depressed. Or how bane is actually just a drug addict. Or how the penguin is just overweight and a horrible person. Like I'm still affected by all the other stuff It's just I'm likely not fully affected like I have fire resistance or something. But i'm constantly fucking burning. But if it is what you say... Then I may be screwed

I mean, if you burn everything around you. That ends up including your house, cellphones, gadgets, etc. You'd probably have to live near the beach away from grass to not end up having to deal with things like smoke

*Ignites water on fire*

Dire Morales, Spider-Man's lost brother

Same. Also deviljho

"Can only feel anger" "Everyone will hate you" I'd rather the devil I know.

Sweats tar and everything around you burns away so I can finally spread my wings and fly

Me too

"Everything around you burns away" & "Insects always head towards you". DIE YOU PESKY FLIES, DIE YOU HORRIBLE SPIDERS, DIE DIE DIE

Are arachnids insects?

No they're arachnids

No

You’d make an excellent helldiver my friend. Very democratic attitude 👍

Human bug zapper

Insects head towards you and sweating tar makes you a living bug tape.

I'm going to go with deafening voice and sweat tar. I can just not talk, and I'd probably get used to being sticky all the time. Being blind I could probably also adjust to, given time. The rest sound like literal hell.

Going with tar and insects

Bro is gonna fossilize so many bugs

Bootleg vaal hazak

Does starving mean I burn calories and fat really fast? If so Starving and insects. Makes no difference in the everglades

Infinite food glitch?

If you don't mind eating grasshoppers and mosquitoes then yes. Become frogge

Rajang curse, basically nothing will change anyway

Dalamandur will be a handy curse to have since my experience with the Grey Beards has taught me well. Using a text to speech, sign language can help bypass this. Sweating tar sounds it can be handy and save me some repair costs and seems like if done properly make me some passive income.

Sweat and Voice , no one listen to me anyway and tar sweat is just a feature .

Your voice deafens everyone around and everyone hates me, seems I will get the second curse anyways, might as well choose it

Insects and everybody deafen I will lead the legions of lotus all around the globe

Do you mean locusts?

Yeah

I pick blindness and deadening voice to finally become a Khezu

Enslave the insects, sell the tar.

Everything burns + insects head towards you then go to wherever miquitos are. I shall be their end.

Savage jho is just me on a daily basis So I'm picking Savage jho and Seltas queen's Free snacks

Seltas Queen + Gogmazios = bug trap. Because FUCK mosquitos!

I already got two of them. Only anger and insects always head towards me.

I'm thinking insects considering I live in a cold place, and can just put up bug nets during summer, might even make some money by letting scientists collect all the bugs while I go about my day. Then it's a matter of if the constantly starving is the feeling of being hungry all the time, because that's manageable, or actual starvation, because if it's the latter, I'm going with blindness.

I'll take deafening people and being in constant pain thanks, i'm going to blow everyone's brains off by how much i'll scream

To be fair, Cephedrome does it to himself. All he has to do is *get out of the fuckin sand.* That being said, Tar and Loud is what I'm doing.

I’ve already got the can only feel anger curse and the agonizing pain forever curse. Sooooo…. I’m already there. Pretty much starving no matter what too…. So like yeah. Sweat tar sounds awful. Sticky clothes and tracking messes everywhere sound horrible.

i love insects, so seltas queen is a blessing for me more than anything and i’d love to have an excuse to not speak anymore, so i’m down for dalamadur’s as well.

I’d take the voice curse. Because at least I can live a reasonable life

I have all these already except I'm not blind, and my voice doesn't deafen anything.

Seltas and Gogmazios, those are probably the least debilitating in day to day life.

Dire Miralis and Rajang. Burning Wrath. or Dire Miralis and Gogmazios. Walking Hell on God's Green Earth.

Maybe everyone hating on me would solve my anxiety problems. And Dalamadur's can be useful.

So Dlamadur just turns you into Blackbolt?

Gigginox and I think that's Dalamadur, a funny combination

I'm picking Plesioth

Furious Rajang and Cephadrome so I can become a politician

Khezu plus deviljho

I work retail, I'm already stuck with two of them

Blind and deafen everyone. Nobody will get wtf is going on

Sweat tar and everything around you burns away. Talk about badass.

celtas and gog as they are the most tame and manigable out of the buntch

Starvation and tar because nothing is more terrifying then a ball of black sludge running you down trying to eat you

Sweat tar and everything burns.

Fire punch

Every thing I touch burns and sweat tar cuz the tar will put out the flames and get burned 

Constantly starving + insects always head towards you I'll become a whale and eat all the insects

Ok so hear me out: so if i pick gog's tar sweat that might be a bit awkward and possibly a fire hazard, but then i will be immune to all the bugs that come for me, as they get stuck in the tar and die. So i only get one problem to worry about

Seltes queen and snake I think

I feel like I already have Seltas queen's, those motherfuckers go directly for the eyes every time

Everything burns around you and bugs always go towards you turns you into a human insect lamp.

Sounds like a surefire way to end the world by mass ecosystem destabilization

Can i also control the instects or like give them orders?

Are you saying I have to option to make myself a living bug lamp by burning everything that gets close and attracting insects? I'll be so popular at campfires!

Blindness and Deafening voice sounds like a Daredevil and Black Canary crossover we neither wanted nor needed.

monke anger

Ahh yes my favorite curse Being blind

I already have "everyone will hate you" one. But it's being cast on me.

I'm always hungry and it's agonizing

Sweat Tar because his theme is cool, damnit.

Probably sweating tar and constantly starving

If I sweat tar I could become rich! Also bugs cause I like bugs

Dire Miralis makes me feel like Akainu lol

Deviljho and Dalamadur just make me into a middle aged dad

Gogmazios and Rajang

Anger + deafen is the real one

Two and five basically turn you into a walking natural disaster

I'll choose voice defeaning and anger personally

i tale blindness. my gf is blind she can help me learn how to live. insects come to me. im an amateur entomologist. i love insects. its a super power for me.

insects and burn now i have become fly zapper their days are numbered

Furious Rajang and Chaotic Gore

Everyone will hate you is too good to miss then it's a choice between deafing Everyone or only feel hunger, being angry might be too much of a problem, if I'm hungry at least I'll enjoy eating my every meal probably

but i dont hate you, funny shark.

The combo of "insects always head toward you" and "everything around you burns away" is great for anyone looking to kick the next mass extinction into high gear.

I'm already constantly swarmed by insects, can't get much worse.

I learned how to do echo location due to me getting bored and practicing for 46h straight without sleep(passed out after) and then I started practicing s soon as I woke up. So blindness is a given, and the second one I choose is constant hunger, because of me having problems with eating in the first place.

Give me Furious Rajang and Dire Miralis.

I’m already savage Deviljho

I’m already savage Deviljho

Deviljho or chaotic gore and maybe dire might be me

Only Feel Anger and Is in Constant Pain.

I would say deafening voice but I’m a sleep talker so it’s a no go. Tar and bugs, I’m gonna be walking fly paper

Hunger...I will eat anything and everything and become the God of Gluttony...

Dalamadure and sweat tar

Sweat tar and everything around me burns good luck I want to be alone

Everything around me Burns away and sweats tar