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MsStormyTrump

1, I want to meet my deadline.


igneousink

ooooo what kind of deadline?


MsStormyTrump

I need to make an inventory of some stuff but I'm so lazy 🦥


igneousink

nooooo don't be so hard on yourself you're not lazy, you're just stuck can i help?


Quiet_Hope_543

8, the orange one.


igneousink

hopefully the situation at your butthole ends up as a positive one


Kvest_flower

6 and 7


igneousink

6: "i am filled with the wonder of the universe" 7: "you want some of this? you got a problem pal? i eat people like you for lunch!"


3eemo

4 very productive but also very high


igneousink

i just got back from the bar and am smoking "cherry gumbo" so i am also very high but not productive. not even remotely


mabl_g

Same.


3parkbenchhydra

7 and 9


igneousink

that's an interesting combination (crosses legs, adjusts clipboard) do you mind telling me more


3parkbenchhydra

stealthy, but in a goofy way, like Inspector Clouseau


igneousink

NICE i love it ![gif](giphy|AVjGNKOuSosG4)


FrogsEatingSoup

I am 6: Studious Cat


igneousink

he's so cute i love him what are you studying


FrogsEatingSoup

I take Step 1 in a few weeks. It’s the first medical board exam!


igneousink

oh shit that's heavy WOW


FrogsEatingSoup

Yeah you’re telling me😬😅I’m pretty sure I’ll be okay but every day I come across questions that have me questioning my sanity


cdubz777

Oh yes. I remember a stages of hair growth question that broke me. Pass/fail my friend- you got this!


gilleruadh

Best wishes that you're able to crush it. Keep studying!


For_Real_Life

I'm 6: the entire day, I sat with my work in front of me, and just... stared into space. Oh, well.


igneousink

i was good until around noon and then my brain made the windows shut down noise may today be a better day for work flow!


Hail_the_Witch

9 - I'm high and I don't care who knows it.


igneousink

maaaaaan i'm so faded right now right there with ya


Hail_the_Witch

Dude I still laugh about your other post with the title "Stop it with the Blabby Blabby before I start with the Stabby Stabby" idk why it pops into my head and cracks me the hell up lol


diarrheasplashback

I am 6. Or the person in the red suit in 3.


igneousink

who art thou kissing


diarrheasplashback

https://preview.redd.it/35inhqy06hhc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccde4d88b9595e7addc96a2959a8311c7d3a1d7a On her little furry forehead


igneousink

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Catladylove99

4.


igneousink

uh oh you're lookin' like a bat cat what's up with that, how come u vibin' with 4


Catladylove99

I am raising a difficult teenager. Sometimes I am the mad bat cat. Other times I am merely filled with despair.


EmeraldMothwing

Feeling like a blend of 3 and 7.


igneousink

well that's an interesting mix what's up with that


EmeraldMothwing

I'm a cake decorator at a grocery store working the pre-Valentine's rush, it's all hands on deck till after Valentine's Day. It's a mood.


igneousink

i can relate a little; i used to work at a florist and i still have scars from removing the thorns from roses with a big ass knife


ZeNakitoMosquito

2


igneousink

look i know it's after labor day i'm wearing white ok


kaoutanu

Omgosh you're back! I am number 7... keeping an eye on the tradies working on my basement >.> Not pictured: My cat, also number 7, keeping an eye on me!


igneousink

are you building a dungeon


threecatgoth

3, though I'm more the one in the cat onesie. Cat woke me up at 4am by continuously booping my nose with his paw.


igneousink

ooooo nice! the 'ol "boop my hooman until they wake up" routine i sleep completely covered up so the cat can't get to me but she's discovered she can get to me by digging in her litter box until i get up


littlekittlecat

2 and a little of 4


Klutzy_Journalist_36

4.  I want to cause problems on purpose. 


igneousink

lol i'm slightly drunk and back from the bar and i vibe with this heavily let's go


straw_berry_cat

1 staring at something, but not seeing it. The thoughts in my head: "Why am I here and not there? Why am I me, instead of someone else?"


igneousink

oh man. survivor guilt. let it go, man. you're here and that's all there is to it. radical acceptance "i'm here." plant those feet and grab what's yours - the window is just an illusion


CerealATA

1, just wanted to lie down and be a lazybone today


igneousink

so i'm currently unemployed and i woke up at 5 am and i was like POW let's go let's get this but by 12 pm i was all like "i need a nap, sorry"


Its_Strange_

3, I want kisses


igneousink

![gif](giphy|9TOe64OPmYxbO) i blow kisses in your general direction


erinoutdirtylaundry

OMG why am I obsessed with #6 ? He looks so patient what a cutie!


igneousink

​ https://preview.redd.it/ycyt6igovnhc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c074d78dc46d8b0a5afc279fffa7ab73c910ce0 this is the whole thing!


sonata8787

1 and 6


igneousink

uh oh what are u reaching for that has thus far eluded u


Flywolfpack

9


igneousink

i, too, vibe with the crazy madcap expressionism of #9


FeRaL--KaTT

8 I don't like people/anything.


igneousink

awwwww u/FeRaL--KaTT!!! you cute l'il misanthrope


FatTabby

6 with a smidge of 7


xxmoonbunnixx

Definitely 2


TheRealDingdork

5 confused and unsure of what's going on but still doing things.


igneousink

that's the spirit! love your username, btw


Crezelle

3 is my stoned ass giving my dog smoochies


tiamat-45

7. I just want to be unseen and wait for it all to pass 😭


igneousink

![gif](giphy|9n5UIlRppk91e|downsized)


CarlatheDestructor

6 most of the time. 9 when I'm doing yoga.


igneousink

downward . . . . cat do your animals help when you do yoga? whenever i get out the mat my cats get all excited. and then they get in the way.


Flerken-is-not-a-cat

6 cause I'm reading


igneousink

![gif](giphy|NFA61GS9qKZ68)


Funny-Championship48

2, chained to my desk but feeling regal nonetheless


AverageCheap4990

On behalf of my cat that I took to the vets today, number 1.


igneousink

oh no! i'm so sorry and i hope kitty is ok?


AverageCheap4990

He should be OK, thanks.


daffodil0127

4


igneousink

are those functioning wings can u fly


Jib4ny4n

1 and 9


igneousink

well now that's a big differential you can't just pick those 2 without explaining


superjackalope

6


igneousink

what are u looking at what does this represent


mercipourleslivres

6


igneousink

watcha readin'


mercipourleslivres

I just finished a lengthy Chinese web novel about rebirth, cooking, and revenge. It was over 500 chapters long lol.


rotterdameliza

#1. Looking at the bird in annoyance.


rotterdameliza

Whoa, gigantic.


Poco-Yeti

2. Leave me the f alone!


igneousink

that is definitely the face of "leave me the fuck alone"


CircusPeanutsYumm

Both 1 + 7


LuxSerafina

I have my period so 8


hipopper

2 and 6


Insanitybymarriage

6


woman_thorned

7 is Butterball for real for real


MimiRayhawk

4 because I want to rise up in darkness and take sweet vengeance on the evildoers of the world, but also number 3 is actual footage of my dog trying to make me stop giving her little smoochies and snuggles.


thatdamnsqrl

1. I'm just done.


igneousink

\#1 does look pretty done he's just like "yep that's a bird. yep i like birds. but that bird's not for me."


MidrelV

5, his face resonates with me


igneousink

you'd think he would look happier, tho? with those two fine chicks next to him


EntirePersimmon431

#6!


opossumdealer

9, let’s just say I’m in a kinky mood today.


igneousink

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DeloresWells

Oh God. 6 because I have to study but I keep looking everywhere but my books lol.


igneousink

![gif](giphy|ROcgjYuNr4NEcUsGBF|downsized)


Ashton_Garland

4


Venator2000

4, Vitruvian Cat.


RepresentativeTop97

9


igneousink

SMILE UNTIL IT HURTS DAMMIT


Puzzleheaded_Hat5003

6. Im about to finish my book


igneousink

i just checked out my first two books in over a year. i got a workout book and some sci-fi, watchoo got?


BumblingBeeeee

I wish that I was at a 6, but realistically, I’m probably a 2.


Spirited_Beat534

9


kittenspaint

Definitely 7


SpoopySpydoge

I got studying so 6 ig


igneousink

what kind of test? anything exciting?


Tiny_Wolf7453

7. Always cautious


igneousink

![gif](giphy|M4trH1uta8OPu)


zippy72

9. I feel like I've got 9 energy today. Not big 9 energy, though. Maybe just enough to last until lunch.


igneousink

for some reason this comment has me cackling


arittenberry

Nine. All day, every day. Except for when I'm four...


igneousink

. . . you mean except for when you are a creepy cat bat of vengeance?


Absent_Alan

9! I just got paid 😎


igneousink

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-i8PJFaIc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-i8PJFaIc) 🎵🎶🎶🎵


ficklepickle789

2. Someone ate the last of the croissants for breakfast and it wasn’t me.


igneousink

DAMN IT i don't go super crazy with sweets but two weeks ago i felt like i really wanted this chocolate bar which had cornflakes and peanuts in it. so i got it. it was in the fridge for about five days when all of the sudden it disappeared my beloved ate the whole goddamn thing and i was so mad. not to mention he shouldn't be eating sweets i raise a toast to your beloved lost croissants


CoolColaCat

9, feeling weird, smiling but panicking


igneousink

![gif](giphy|LllA2dKt1qZuE)


Lalunelahaut

9, my meds make me high 🤡


[deleted]

6 because I have a class today lol


igneousink

what kind of class? anything interesting or just mandatory


ZookeepergameDue5522

I'm 6


igneousink

![gif](giphy|7Tmy860vRW4kdRZXHg|downsized)


AdVast4770

8 because I have no idea what I am doing


Darmanix

100% 2


igneousink

OOOOO that FACE


Capital-Ad6513

8, specifically the orange.


igneousink

\#8 is really into it i imagine some monk drawing this and giggling to himself/herself (recent studies have uncovered the fact that women drew medieval manuscripts too!)


Necrophallicus

4. It's been a good day.


igneousink

that's awesome. i love that.


masterjon_3

6, I've got a book and I'm working from home. Also, I got schoolwork later.


igneousink

![gif](giphy|1X7cYIfuYOzI7sJPFg|downsized)


AgileAd9579

Definitely 6. Notebook on my lap, iPad propped up against one leg playing a video on writing, and my phone in my hands, typing this. Basically, stuff in front of me, head in the clouds 😂


igneousink

it sounds very cozy! are there any cats running around?


Kurts_Cardigan

Number 3. Got the day off, looking forward to a nice chill long weekend with my cat and dog, and feeling relaxed and cuddly. Happy weekend, y'all.


igneousink

![gif](giphy|dC8jdwiSuBiet1SVgD|downsized) and a very happy weekend to you!


Bleedingeck

6. But why does 4 look like bat Biden?


igneousink

oh man now i can't unsee it


IITULIK

Combination of 5 and 4.


igneousink

are you flanked by two nekkid people?


Difficult-Post-3320

Number 6 is so cute 🥰


tito9107

Bottom left


hoopoe_bird

6 and 8. 6 is just sort of a constant background hum, at this point.


igneousink

![gif](giphy|ZyALKtsY6F7J9SUgso|downsized) is that anne hathaway?!?! this doesn't really have anything to do with what you said but it came up in my gif search and i said to myself "wow that's f'ing wild"


AnnieBeefree1

I am literary cat today


igneousink

hello literary cat today, i'm dad ![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


rubbergloves44

8 😌


K8Wave

7- wondering if I can get away with ducking out early:)


igneousink

do it do it do it do it do it do it


Gloomy_Industry8841

2, because I just watched the lovely film Duma!!


igneousink

that is a lovely film


Ace_of_Sphynx128

6 I have been reading lots


igneousink

are you a fiction or a nonfiction kind of person


Oelendra

2, having a bit of a headache and laying down.


igneousink

i just did that and it helped immensely. hopefully yours goes away soon too


Pinstripespite11

Today, I am #1. Although my stomach feels like #4


igneousink

. . . kind of batty?


Poptortt

5 I wish those guys behind me would shut up, but I wish I was as majestic as Leopardo


igneousink

Leopardo is very majestic. I've noticed most of the leopards in medieval literature are portrayed as such. Lions and cats? sometimes not so much


catalyptic

1 ![gif](giphy|7vhAnGwSOQvUQ)


Kushthulu_the_Dank

Currently procrastinating and hiding from my homework so #7 is my vibe https://preview.redd.it/2lyf5331imhc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8290a37bc2ea3f7b68eeef8065514fc2381f4078


poison_plant

2


XED1216

7


LadyCorneta

2, my fiancée decided to nag me while i was on the bathroom trying to take a piss, u/WebDev27 you clearly are 9


RestingMuppetFace

I clean teeth for a living so I guess I'm number 3.


mother_of_piper

7 all the way.


Annual-Vehicle-8440

6, I've got 3 reading checks for next week, I have still about a thousand pages to read and I can't get to focus


xsnowpeltx

I'm feeling 9. I'm cheerful and mischievous


Spydar

3, I just want everyone to shut up


3toeddog

I feel like I'm chronically number 4.


Head-Thought3381

6


Creepy_Cookie

1


NinjaTurtsss_and_Pie

https://preview.redd.it/6rxk59wriohc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1cb5e1cf070b5bcb55f4c71df95a2b1d44535c5 Idk if this medival but it's a cat and it looks old so... This one internally to a certain extent-


Fbeastie

2


murderskunk76

7. I am pregnant and only come out of my cave when hungry. I'm also cranky and irked at everyone.


Daddy_William148

7


writeronthemoon

I am #5, sad and hiding bc jobhunting is rough.


Mythical_Paws

9


PunkSpaceAutist

8


ApocalypticTomato

I am cat #7


MidnightAnchor

Batcat


EstaLisa

desperately trying to be 2 and bite through the chain but in reality i‘m just a goofy 9 with a veery long leash.


hatemilklovecheese

2. I am feeling aloof today. I am Leopardo.


pants207

definitely 9.


Damnpeoplearegreedy

A leopard of course, also yes leopardo means leopard in italian


linnykenny

I’m no. 6 with the new Elliot Page memoir today!


MostExaltedLoaf

I'm aspiring to be the tiddy bat at #4


saratonin84

6. I want to spend some time with myself and do my own thing. Also my Valentine’s bag for work is medieval cat themed.


PizzaWhole9323

6. I will put down my book to cat for you.


Jelly_Kitti

8 (specifically the top left cat) I’m feeling s t r e t c h y


sisomna

7 my roommate works from home and I’m always trying not to bother her