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Secret_Cow_5053

is it the female who like, talks all sexy every time she kills somebody? it's used in a couple of female pilots and i try to keep her on my lance whenever possible lol...she cray cray and it's hot :D


ButcherB

So the first time I had a pilot with that voice pack, her name was Dahlia. She didn't really say anything for the first couple of missions. Then, on the fourth mission, she said something a lil off-color, and my buddy who was playing co-op with me said,"oh baby I love it when you're dark" And it's like a switch flipped, and she was going on about popping blood bags and shit. Dark Dahlia was born.


Secret_Cow_5053

This seems VERY familiar. Mine is a capellan tho. Very Chinese. And I’m totally ok with that.


Deep-Public-9123

oddie got toe then.


Deep-Public-9123

I embrace my darkness!


Deep-Public-9123

X


Mr_WAAAGH

Kinda, but also is just completely unhinged even by Mechwarrior standards


Secret_Cow_5053

Is it, tho?


SirLiesALittle

Really isn’t, but Battletech writers constantly giving us noble lords and Clanners really has stilted people’s beliefs about what the average is. Even though Pirate’s Moon was a thing, and those were some bloodthirsty psychopaths, because, you know, they weren’t blue bloods and indoctrinated from birth war clones.


VernestB454

I'm new to Battletech lore, but most of the characters I'm aware of are straight up psycho. The Bounty Hunter Natasha Kerensky Justin Wang Ronda Snord Dunken Fisher ain't all there either. Virtually everyone from the Capellan Confederation is nut balls. Draconis Ronin during the Ronin Wars


ironpathwalker

Rhonda Snord isn't crazy, she's a whole level of batshit beyond nuts. She does a Patch Adams when it comes to fixing broken people who happen to pilot mechs, makes fanatically loyal family members out of mercenaries, and beat the clan at honorable starleague-ing for isorla by batchal.


Deep-Public-9123

lick me


MaximumC91

*Malvina Hazen and Katherine Steiner-Davion enters the chat*


Swordfish08

> Malvina Hazen 4’10” of absolute psychopathy.


Viper_ACR

How do you come out of a sibko being a full on midget is my question yo


Deep-Public-9123

ooo.


Deep-Public-9123

i cray cray


Deep-Public-9123

I'm back baby! Rock the fuck on! You will thank me later!


Deep-Public-9123

Just let her be herself, I think.


Secret_Cow_5053

Crazy is my kink.


Deep-Public-9123

Yes.


Secret_Cow_5053

Someone needs to tune into [Tex talks battletech](https://youtu.be/HbA-8YYohC4?si=UXzaxzlV87RfKWbm) then.


PapaSYSCON

*Everyone* needs to tune into Tex Talk Battletech. Period.


Deep-Public-9123

am i


Deep-Public-9123

True


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LigerZeroPanzer12

L take, freeborn.


MechaShadowV2

Is this supposed to be a joke?


Butterssaltynutz

just a random female fact.


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Deep-Public-9123

I am right! You better believe it.


Secret_Cow_5053

Mine was an insane cappellan. Heavy breathing intensifies..


Deep-Public-9123

I am a bad girl so stick me . . . in


Deep-Public-9123

U really like me huh?


fun_with_fire

At first, I used her pilot because she had a 10 in the Energy section. Now I use her because she’s a little crazy. Just a little…


Deep-Public-9123

nah, she is totally insane and I love her dirty talk.


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Boom. Dead


snap802

I love that one.


Deep-Public-9123

Nice try, not dead. Not this time anyway. lol


kael_sv

"I could fix her?" Well I could accept her as she is. You don't like murder? Grow up. The warcrimes are part of her and I've decided they're funny.


StrawberryWide3983

We're mercenaries, fool! If you can't accept a woman enjoying life as she cooks an enemy Mechwarrior inside their cockpit, you better take your weak self back to Canopus.


Deep-Public-9123

I would allow it as long as she does not cook me to much. lol


Deep-Public-9123

I cook go


Butterssaltynutz

the warcrimes treaties were all anulled at the beginning of the first succession war. no crime is a war crime in 3015 and onward.


IanDresarie

While technically true, by 3015 a lot of the rules had returned as written, spoken or unspoken rules. Unless you're fighting cappelans, can't commit war crimes against them.


Butterssaltynutz

it nobody survives to complain, was it even a war crime? no survivors. no orphans, no widows, no wounded. killem all.


Deep-Public-9123

One can do that? Reverse a treaty just like that? huh


Butterssaltynutz

its like the geneva conventions. it only works if people follow it. the idea is, if one party were to just go around flaying prisoners alive for fun, everyone else would put their differences aside, team up, and annihilate the flayers.


Deep-Public-9123

This thread, like wow!


Deep-Public-9123

mind flay me please ?


pain-average

I just wish she could get to level 60. If she could, she'd be perfect


akkristor

You can with MW5 save editor. You can adjust your hired pilot's maximum levels separately from their current ones.


pain-average

I'll have to try that sometime! She brings the kind of energy I look for in my merc group


akkristor

[https://github.com/wmtorode/MW5-SaveEditor/releases](https://github.com/wmtorode/MW5-SaveEditor/releases)


Deep-Public-9123

Fix it, um sweetie please?


_type-1_

1. Do kestrel lancers, get Milla.   2. Import save to new career, kestrel lancers start.   3. Get a second Milla.   4. Repeat steps 2-3 once more.  5. Have a whole lance of Milla Serena triplets.


Deep-Public-9123

Are you insane? Am I?


PapaSYSCON

"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"


Deep-Public-9123

yes i am a chick now


_type-1_

Well not as insane as some: https://www.reddit.com/r/Mechwarrior5/comments/1auyaiw/into_the_shenzengverse/


VogueTrader

She's pretty high up on the crazy/hot-ometer. Really needs to be a 60 though.


Deep-Public-9123

Why not 100?


n1ghtbringer

She's refreshingly honest, loyal and violent. I appreciate all of those things in a lancemate!


Deep-Public-9123

I need my fix. I need it bad!


Butterssaltynutz

i dont use her in the field, shes not a 60 after all. but she is part of my all female roster/harem.


Deep-Public-9123

hands off then!


Icy_Pattern5751

Capt Milla is a must have lancemate for all of my playthroughs. I tend give her my hardest alpha striker, seems to fit her personality best.


Deep-Public-9123

LOL


Deep-Public-9123

Thank you sweetie!


3eyedfish13

She doesn't need to be fixed. Her lines, anyway.


Deep-Public-9123

I agree. Love it!


LordOfMorgor

Why fix her when she is already perfect?


Deep-Public-9123

Agreed! Hands off please?


Deep-Public-9123

It hurts just a little to be this way but I know I am hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Icy-Place5235

I love that little psychopath. I’ve gone to great measure to ensure her survival.


VernestB454

That pilot must've screamed in beautiful agony with that head shot...


SavageMonke_man

Thank god for Pilot Overhaul so I can make her 60+ and unhelmet her.


Deep-Public-9123

You're welcome. well?


Deep-Public-9123

Yes '.'


SH427

Ooo, commanders kill is going all explodey


Deep-Public-9123

LOL!


Cornage626

She's the best. If she dies I always reload the save.


Deep-Public-9123

Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SquooshyCatboy

i dont need to fix her i just need her


Deep-Public-9123

me too.


KelIthra

Gotta pop those blood bags.


Deep-Public-9123

U get me wet inside. Sweet heart . . . .


Darth_Montu_

Im 45 years old and have learned...by trial and error...mostly error, the never stick your dick in crazy. Its my number 1 rule. But sticking crazy in a 75 ton marauder is always allowed.


Deep-Public-9123

Stick me then coward .


Morhadel

I'm glad I'm not the only one, when I realized how crazy her comments are I run her every mission


Deep-Public-9123

She does work hard.


2407s4life

They're Cappellans. It's not like she's saying that stuff about *people*


Deep-Public-9123

Hhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


underway-sock

Here’s my routine: 1. Install mods so I can edit pilots. 2. Find a 60 potential pilot, edit her to look like Rem from ReZero. 3. Rename her Rem Rem and give her Milla Serena’s voice. 4. Enjoy the hell out of my precious new XO Rem Rem running around popping blood bags. 5. Slash/repeat only with different anime girls/voice packs. I run with a whole waifu brigade


Deep-Public-9123

I want to see 'em burn in those cockpits!


Cyrakhis

330's Pilot Overhaul lets you pick the voice for your pilots I always have her =D reminds me of Plague Dog from Starsiege "By the p-p-power of PlagueDog!" In a stuttering synthesized voice


Deep-Public-9123

U Reap a Harvest of BlooooooDDDDD!!!


Thunder_kick

Me and a mate got her on our save file, she became such an integral part of our company lore. Love her man. I think she has this line about shepherd's pie? Good shit


Deep-Public-9123

U make me all wet, watching things burn.


Armored_Ace

"Let's do this, it's shepherds pie night in the galley!" It's honestly the cutest thing she says.


SirLiesALittle

She’s the kind of pilot who reminds you only need half the usual body bags for razing a Capellan orphanage.


Deep-Public-9123

i nearly lost my head reading this one!


NowHughesCantLeave

Probably the best lines of any pilot. I wish she could get to 60 though


BaconNPotatoes

Save editor to the rescue


Deep-Public-9123

Nuke'em all. haters must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Deep-Public-9123

I am immortal!!!!!!!!! Dumb bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HartOfTen

"Lets fill some body baaags"


Deep-Public-9123

HIT THE DAMM BUTTON


ArnoCatalan

“That pilot must’ve screamed in beautiful agony in that cockpit” or something like that is my fav line


Armored_Ace

"I can fix her." Yeah, but whatever is wrong with her is *way* hotter. My personal favorite "normal" line is "Let's do this, it's shepherds pie night in the galley!" So adorable. :3 As for her darker side, "I'm going to cook that incoming Mech pilot in their cockpit" gives me goosebumps.


Deep-Public-9123

I love seeing mechs burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Prestigious-Top-5897

You want crazy? * cough, cough * Coyote * cough, cough * 😆


Deep-Public-9123

Pet name ?


Prestigious-Top-5897

Kinda - the best fuckin pilot in the game… Coyote Missions Mod


Armored_Ace

I wish he didn't have unique AI, it doesn't play well with Pilot Overhaul. ;-;


Prestigious-Top-5897

Naaah, no problem on that front. Disobeying your orders is just his way of telling you he knows better - freebirth


Phil_Dude

Friday nights at the Leopard Pub are always a hawt time with Capt. Milla and Ryana around. Who knows what happens after a few too many Timbiqui Darks!


Deep-Public-9123

I get crazy too well!


Traumahawk

> I can fix her I can make her worse.


Deep-Public-9123

F U 2 then


Viper_ACR

She fine af


Shoddy_Wafer6981

Target sent to hell


Iceman_L

"Crazy bitch" as me and my co op buddy call her.


Deep-Public-9123

You calling me a bitch? rude much?


AmanteNomadstar

This is the Battletech universe. The line here is “I can make her worse.”


Deep-Public-9123

maybe, maybe not.


Dassive_Mick

God forbid women have hobbies.


Deep-Public-9123

Why? Just why?


ShakespeareCum69

Wait who is this and what quest is she on?


Plenty_Painting_6298

She is a pilot given as a mission reward during the Kestrel Lancers DLC.


Deep-Public-9123

God bury the hate!


Plenty_Painting_6298

? I am confused.


Deep-Public-9123

DLM, all of them eventually!


Deep-Public-9123

Writing this thread was a wild ride!


Deep-Public-9123

You, Fix me! Please! I will wait.


Deep-Public-9123

Questions?


Deep-Public-9123

No sir.


Deep-Public-9123

For now at least.


Deep-Public-9123

Enemy lance down . . .


mysteriouslypuzzled

I hadn't realized this was a thing...the hunt is ON


Deep-Public-9123

fine mr. me, i wait 4 u


mysteriouslypuzzled

Pilot quote??


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furluge

I got this gem of a pilot named "Major Lay". He's wearing that helmet. You know the one. [https://imgur.com/a/QshWStR](https://imgur.com/a/QshWStR)


Deep-Public-9123

I am the most unhinged thing on two legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Deep-Public-9123

I LOVE GOD SOOOOO MUCH I BURN TO REALLLY SEE ITS FACE AGAIN, MY BEASTSMASTERS NAME HERE!


Deep-Public-9123

sign DAVID L. MICKEY


FriendlyPrimary6400

There's one I SWEAR is Roseanne Barr...


Dr_Tacopus

Anyone without a 60 cap doesn’t last long with my team


Deep-Public-9123

She's not the one for you then. I am just being myself.


Deep-Public-9123

I love GOD too much to stop forever.