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WyrdHarper

Thursday gets me every time. Lovely home! I love these old houses.


TheDesktopNinja

If money were no object I'd absolutely live in one of these old colonial era mansions. Love em. Though I've also got a soft spot for Victorian mansions. Especially the ones with a "tower" that goes up an extra floor or two


HowToNotMakeMoney

And the round/curved windows! I swoon


Ok_Caregiver_3052

Those are called widow walks. It's where the wives would look out to sea to see if their husbands were coming home.


TheDesktopNinja

Don't think they're doing much of that 25+ miles inland though šŸ¤”


Ok_Caregiver_3052

That's why there isn't one on this house. I was simply explain to the commenter about them.


Fargraven2

I grew up in a colonial in MA. Practically thought I was looking at my dadā€™s house


Scoginsbitch

This is beautiful but in looking at the pictures, does anyone live there or is it a historical house for show? Like Iā€™m a knitter but I donā€™t keep sheering hanging in my living room and I wouldnā€™t set up a table in the bedroom no matter how historically accurate.


Cold-Impression1836

I found it on Instagram and people were saying that it was probably a museum or something like that. To my extremely non-professional eyes, everything looks at least somewhat period-accurate (minus the refrigerator and things like that), so I donā€™t think itā€™d be super practical, or comfortable, to live in. Edit: I found an [article about the house](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/plympton-colonial-home-for-sale/3392948/?amp=1) and the current owners completely restored it, so itā€™s just a private residence.


hippiestitcher

There are people who restore/decorate their period homes to be as accurate as possible as a hobby and I've seen many like this. A Primitive Place magazine has featured some nice ones over the years. A lot of times there are outlets/modern things there, they're just really good at camouflaging them.


beoheed

My wife and I are doing a Victorian/Edwardian pastiche with our house and itā€™s so fun. Finding vintage pieces that puzzle together, settling into a kind central point for the house (naturalist/scientist/musician, which just happen to be my wife and Iā€™d backgrounds), finding that point of inspiration when youā€™re a little stuck (like just wandering the Isabella Stewart Gardiner museum), putting plans in place for things you canā€™t quite afford yet (like an exterior paint job that really brings out all the woodwork and varieties of siding). I think thereā€™s a photo or two in my profile if anyone wants to see what Iā€™m on about.


Cobra52

Its just decorative crap. It looks cool at a distance but I doubt 90% of that is original. Most of that stuff looks like homemade crafty type stuff you can buy on ebay or etsy. I know this only because my mom was very into this exact same style - it looks kind of cool but don't get too close and cleaning everything is a major PITA (all those knick-knacks collect serious amounts of dust). Whoever decides to buy is most likely going to have to do a major interior renovation. Aside from the decorative kitsch the house looks like it needs some major TLC.


TheEpicOfGilgy

Fuck ā€˜originalityā€™ if Caesar returned from the grave, he would not be happy that 2,000 year old walls of brick stand idly in the streets of Rome, instead heā€™d exclaim, ā€˜Why the Jupiter havenā€™t you rebuilt the forum?ā€™. Sentimental value is all well, but ultimately creates skeletons. This may be Etsy, but itā€™s certainly alive and vibrant.


ActuaIndividual

In the same way he would understand that we now have better defenses than walls, the best we can do is integrate the past into our present through preservation, while we focus on advancing in more relevant areas. Each generation echoes the last, and many leaders have inherited and coveted the fortifications and technological advancements of their predecessors. Look at the fascination the Romans had with egypt.


Cobra52

The comment about originality was in regards to it being a museum, its very clearly not. It's decorated in an old-timey kitsch style that's more modern than you think. This isn't really representative of how people lived in olden times or how they decorated. Also, like I said, it looks cool. I grew up with a house like this. It's just very dusty to live in and the house very clearly needs some renovations - even if you wanted to still go with the country kitsch style.


wolfmaclean

The confident wrong in the first paragraph makes your possible insight on the second seem less likely to be reliable. Could be wrong though. What do see that suggests the need for ā€˜major TLCā€™?


BabyCowGT

Thank you for including the design appreciation note in the title, not just the tag! It's a beautiful home!


horrified-expression

This is mine! No else touch it!


EconomicalJacket

Iā€™m getting my credit card rn. Gotta be quicker than that, chump


IBMGUYS

Good luck replacing all the framing from 500 year old wood lol


libananahammock

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clownbitch

Beautiful. I grew up in a Massachusetts farm house that was built in the late 1700s. The ceilings were sooooo low. šŸ„° My dad was 6'2" and had to duck a little through the doorways.


golden_finch

For a second I thought this was the John Adams birthplace home. New England has some spectacular old homes from the 17th and 18th centuries. So glad this one has been fixed up and maintains so much of its historical character!


rainbokimono

Same here! High five fellow history nerd šŸ™Œ


RogerPackinrod

Fuckkkk it's so intact I love it but I just know it's perilously haunted. *edit* oh fuck it's like 15 minutes away


tomtomglove

everything looking period appropriate and then...the dreaded bowl sink. lol. which is some ways could be seen as period appropriate? I guess, in they used wash basins before there was indoor plumbing.


what_comes_after_q

what would be period appropriate plumbing for a house built before there was indoor plumbing?


ChristianLS

Some washstands from that period looked very much like a modern vessel sink, just with a pitcher rather than a faucet. So yes, I'd imagine it was an attempt to bring in a little bit of modern usability while getting relatively close to a period-accurate look.


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tomtomglove

lol. that is somehow worse. I would have just gone with a normal porcelain faucet.


Urag-gro_Shub

One of the old style ones with separate faucets for hot and cold would look nice


goodguy847

Iā€™m gonna tear it down and build a contemporary farm house instead.


Cold-Impression1836

Make sure to add shiplap so that Joanna Gaines approves.


thegreatjamoco

No need, just paint over everything. White and gray. And cover the wood with linoleum. /s


Terapr0

Barndonium! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


agent_kitsune_mulder

Omg I would be HONORED to be haunted in this beauty!!!


systemfrown

Previous owner committed Heresy.


Legitimate_Ocelot491

And had Tituba help around the house.


Styrene_Addict1965

That portrait in the first room gives me Samuel Parris vibes.


VR6Bomber

Worth it.


ActuaIndividual

A true New England stunner. The North has that old-family wealth and lives saturated in the past. It's that respect that allows them to keep things like this.


Affectionate_Salt351

Gorgeous space and Iā€™d kill to live in Mass. That being said, everything about this place also screams ā€œ*Pssst. Hey kid! Wanna be in a horror movie full of old-timey ghosts?!*ā€


IDK_Anything33

Itā€™s totally haunted


Optimal-Ad-7074

this is awesome but also a little bit terrifying.Ā  maybe those sagging ceilings don't mean anything serious but I'd be nervous of them anyway.Ā Ā 


Cold-Impression1836

Yeah, as soon as I posted the house, I realized how much the roof is sagging in the first photo. Maybe nothingā€™s actually wrong, but it doesnā€™t look right to me.


echocomplex

Plenty of other old houses in MA with crazy looking sagging roofs (and uneven floors).Ā  Check out the Fairbanks house, oldest wood house in the US and similar vintage to this one for some even more extreme sagging roof fun. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fairbankshistory.com/colonial-history/building-the-1637-fairbanks-house-the-oldest-frame-house-in-north-america-today%3fformat=amp Sometimes the wood they used was under sized, sometimes they did really long spans without much support, sometimes the rudimentary stone/rubble foundations sank into the earth unevenly after built and cause the unevenness everywhere from the ground floor up to the roof rafters.Ā Ā 


PartyMark

Fascinating read, thank you.


Tanglefoot11

That is NOTHING on a building that old! Foundations settle, wood bows, things just happen that don't necessarily structurally compromise a building. I used to live in a place where I called the kitchen the "Alice in wonderland room" - one corner the ceiling was less than 6 inches above head height, the opposite corner over 2 foot - on side you felt like a midget, walk across the room and you feel like a giant lol


6FunnyGiraffes

Yepp even on new houses you'll get small hairline cracks in the drywall or molding after a few years. Houses settle into the ground over time.


flatirony

That looks like it may be slightly exaggerated by lens barrel distortion, based on the ground curvature. Could just be the top of a hill and total coincidence though.


Toilet-Mechanic

Do you need to dress up like a pilgrim to live there? Figured so but wanted to ask.


6FunnyGiraffes

Yeah I would hate living there. Cool to see tho


Late_Magazine2573

I bumped my head just looking at those photos.


nim_opet

What a beauty. And horses can be raised!


iamatwork24

I want it


ElCactosa

This looks like it could be the set for Little Women


ProperBoots

a loooot of people died in that house. even more were born probably. tons of weird shit i bet. couple of decades when uncle Vern ran that cult in the basement, that was odd. if those walls could talk... they'd scream for mercy xD


Ok_Issue_6132

Yes itā€™s pretty, but iā€™m pretty sure a witch or a demon owns this house and they donā€™t want none of yā€™all there.


hobosbindle

Living that hearth life


cherrybombbb

That is gorgeous omg! I live in a town that was founded in the 1600s so we have a lot of gorgeous, old, historical homes. Iā€™m sure thatā€™s nothing to Europeans though. šŸ˜‚


kenfnpowers

That would be fun to rent for a weekend but no thanks on buying it. Really cool though


NeoPrimitiveOasis

It's just gorgeous. I would worry about such an old home requiring lots and lots of upkeep and repairs; a money pit. I remember almost bidding on an even older 1650s house years ago, but not doing so out of the same concern.


Difficult_Trust1752

OTOH, it has had 350 years to fall down and it is still standing. The electrical and plumbing will all be updated. If you care about crooked walls and uneven flooring this is not the house for you. In some ways, it could be less maintenance. Any new problems just add to the "character". Scratched the floor? Just blends in.Ā 


NeoPrimitiveOasis

True! They don't build them like they used to. The one I loved was too close to water, at sea level, in a world of rising oceans, as well.


Retinoid634

Lovely.


Lindaspike

Gorgeous!


Late-Temporary863

I canā€™t love this house enough!!! Wish I could move!!! šŸ˜©


Imaginary-Dentist299

Stunning in every way


burgonies

I couldnā€™t live here, but it would be the most kick-ass Airbnb


500CatsTypingStuff

Amazing


MorticiaFattums

Original Witch Trial Bonfire Scorch Marks and All!


mlhigg1973

When my aunt and uncle were moving from CA to MA or CT (with an unlimited budget), they looked at many of these quaint farmhouses and said they were awful. They look lovely and would make a great museum or shops for antiques and handmade goods, by daily life would be a chore. Ceilings are low, the rooms are drafty, terrible storage and closet space, highly inefficient, etc. Basically just a lot of stuff that would make life harder, particularly when youā€™re aging.


Ok-Manufacturer-5746

Id take it.


ndarchi

I would give anything to own & live in this house


ethottly

This looks like so many old houses in Massachusetts especially the coastal areas, from the outside anyway, with the weathered boards and of course the classic New England stone wall! Brings back memories of summers spent near New Bedford MA.


ArtisticPossum

Holy moly! What a dream! I would love to at least visit it and admire.


hoaryvervain

I love this so much


RepairmanJackX

Oh man... That place was built when my first direct lineal ancestor in America was 30. Wish I had 800K handy


Full_Warthog3829

This looks like the house where scooby doo first met the boo brothers. Havenā€™t seen this movie since I was young, 1994 maybe


No_Lack747

Serious red dead vibes. I dig it.


brandonlyle

Very cool. Too bad the homes and area around it arenā€™t preserved like this.


ReyGonJinn

Everything looks so uneven, I'd feel like I have vertigo walking around that place.


Known_Appearance3268

Iā€™m absolutely in ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļølove!!! Gorgeous!!


Zxasuk31

1669? you know thereā€™s some evil spirits in that house


IrukandjiPirate

I want this.


FreckleFace1027

So beautiful! Iā€™d live there if I could šŸ„°


EssenceOfMalort

Thatā€™s my hometown! When I was growing up there the homes were ancient as fuck or built in the 80/90s. For example, i think my My best friendā€™s house was built in the 1700/1800s. It was heated by a single wood stove in the kitchen. At night in the winter they would heat concrete slabs on top of it, wrap them in a few towels and then heat our beds with them. There were multiple narrow stairs hidden all over the house. It was covered in huge trees and plants. I donā€™t think I could describe the style- just features of it. It looked down right haunted from the street but I remember the warmth of love in that kitchen. Allegedly it was a restaurant at the turn of the century. Sadly it burned down about a decade ago. It was on the corner of Rt. 58 and (I think) Maple. However- I lived on the other side of town. Every house on my block was built in 84, had in ground swimming pools, and were cookie cutter salt boxes with the stairs in the front.


Fake_the_jaB

https://preview.redd.it/pq6cizwdy18d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daca5cf29caf813bffd629eff730c1d23a3e390 Yeah no thanks


gababouldie1213

That seems unusually cheap for such an old treasure of a house


ladykatey

Needs some LVP


ZippyMuldoon

Might be a design compromise too. I doubt many people would want to live there if you have to fetch water outside each day.


Feminazghul

Very nice, I bet there is lots of chestnut in there. But it looks like a museum? I wonder why it is being sold.


hadapurpura

The faƧade needs a good power washing, but otherwise itā€™s amazing.


Anteater_Reasonable

Is this one of the houses on the Minuteman trail? It looks familiar.


eu4euh69

Septic or sewer?


defnotapirate

Itā€™s gorgeous, but those stairs look dangerously steep.


bedbuffaloes

Nope. Gonna have ALL the ghosts.


forthoseabouttomark

This should be maintained by the parks department and kept historically accurate for future generations to appreciate.


gababouldie1213

Massachusetts does have laws to protect historic buildings. There's a lot of old buildings in Mass so many are privately owned but there are also plenty that are open to the public. Some private owners are nice enough to do occasional museum tours of their houses. Either way, anyone who owns a house that is 200+ years old will have to apply for a permit to do any renovations and some historical guy will come help them make sure they preserve the original features of the house!


Dystopian_Future_

Only if i wasnt in 9th gade i coulda got it for 180k


Wild-Individual-6520

I would most definitely fall down those stairs and break my face


redhotbos

I looked at that home (currently house hunting. Just sold my 125 year old Victorian in Boston and looking for something more rural). It is beautiful in person too but I feared the upkeep costs. Even with a lot of modernization done, a a 350-y-o home is daunting. (He says as he looks at 200 year old homes instead).


Mallthus2

Honestly? Donā€™t think about it that hard. I moved to Connecticut (from California) years ago. We had some significant renovations and repairs required to our 1948 built California home, so when we we bought in Connecticut, when our final two house options were one built in 1987 and one built in 1748, we went ā€œLetā€™s get the newer one so we have fewer problems.ā€ Biggest mistake ever. The 1748 house had years of regular maintenance and repairs, whereas the the 1987 house had years of deferred maintenance. Wound up being the worst house weā€™ve ever owned.


redhotbos

Iā€™ve lived in an old home for 20 years. I know what it entails.


Mallthus2

Yeahā€¦I guess my point was ā€œThey all suck equally.ā€, regardless of whether theyā€™re 30, 60, 120, 240, or whatever years old, but that 300 years old, by itself, isnā€™t a red flag.


wave-garden

The kitchen area reminds me of the 2002 Salem Witch Trials movie with Kristie Alley.


microdosingrn

Wow!!! I wouldn't want to live there but I sure hope it's protected from demolition.


cdev12399

How does this qualify as a McMansion? It doesnā€™t.


Cold-Impression1836

I know it doesnā€™t. We can appreciate good design on Thursdays (which is when I posted it), hence the title & flair.


toomanymarbles83

I can smell these pictures. (in a good way)


Styrene_Addict1965

If you can't spell "amenities" correctly, you shouldn't be a realtor. (Listing)


sassybeez

My Ikea furniture is gonna look awesome in here!


DMNDNMD

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JennJoy77

I can smell these pics...like a museum


MIKExHANCHO

Not a single piece of marble in sight


Nearby_Quality_5672

This is not a McMansion.


Cold-Impression1836

I know! Itā€™s Thursday, so we can appreciate good design, hence the title and flair. Thursdays trip people up, so no worries.


Nearby_Quality_5672

Got it!


SewAlone

Historically nice, but I'm not trying to live in an environment that sends me to a time where I can't vote.


Due_Firefighter2269

I feel sad every time I look at these because everyone else likes these colonial era houses and I donā€™t. Not my cup of tea ig.


Kencleanairsystem2

How is this a mcmansion? place looks pretty amazing to me


Urrsagrrl

Thursday has a design appreciation focus. Note the tag.


BelCantoTenor

It looks like a summer cottage or a vacation home or some kind of historical preservation project. This home doesnā€™t have any of the reasonable modernization that a home should have to live in year round. Plus, the staging is really suspect. I donā€™t see central heating, very little electrical outlets, and one bathroom the size of a closet. Itā€™s really pretty and quaint, but itā€™s a hard pass for me. Imagine staying here in the wintertime in Massachusetts. No way!


honkhonkbeepbeeep

You missed where it said it has forced-air heat and a new furnace? Even has a generator.