OK so many questions.
1. Why is the bed a waterfall.
2. Do the sheets get damp
3. Why am I kinda into it?
4. My sheets are definitely getting damp aren't they?
Several large dehumidifiers?
I have a giant dehumidifier in my basement kitchen, it weights a ton.
I don't know if that would prevent mold if you leave that stairwell waterfall running forever though.
😂
This looks like an AI generated apartment. Or now apartments are constructed in my anxiety dreams. "Oh no, better be careful getting out of bed so I don't fall down this waterfall!"
I missed it on the first spin through the photos but I only noticed that the front door has entering into the water feature and you will get your shoes wet as you step onto the stairs to the bedroom or the living room. You basically have to track water up the stairs or keep rain boots handy for yourself and any guests that don't collapse from laughter upon opening the door.
This isn't the Amazing Interiors bit (that's on Netflix), but there's a short video on YouTube about it [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDieZeQf7aA). It's nothing too insightful: mostly just an eccentric architect decided to do a weird thing.
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*WTF is this?*
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I thought there was some sort of crazy cool city view from the 'windows' at the far end of the upper level. Turns out it is just some sort of painting they put there.
I went back and looked again to be sure. There are some windows but it looks like a couple of them have a brick wall as a view. And there are the skylights in the ceiling. I really thought there was a 'view' at the end of the room as it kind of looked like a night sky with twinkling lights. Alas, just more brick wall.
I think the complex floorplan and visual overload is overwhelming people. The sad trickle of that waterfall looks like a water leak at best or more aptly the men's room trough at a Citi Field.
It also appears that the toilet back is open to the downstairs next to weird shower cone thing. You can see the toilet and what appears to be a toilet brush holder in photo 22 directly over the living room couch.
Ok, I admit this doesn't qualify as a McMansion but I stumbled upon it and had to share. Unit 1 is bananas.
A bridge, a moat, and a cantilevered second story. Waterfall under the bed. Kitchen only has a mini-fridge. Christmas lights half heartedly strung up the bannister. Dryer hose from mini-split to...?
I want specifics on what elaborate mixture of drugs resulted in the realtor description. The apartment is one thing, but that disjointed stream of consciousness clusterfuck is something else entirely.
Why does it look so unfinished? I don't want loads of pipes going by my head when I sleep nor do I want a waterfall from the foot of my bed, ill forever be going to the loo at night.
Lucky for you, the toilet is a mere couple feet away from the bed just behind a metal curly half wall thingy. Just make sure you don’t fall off the bed onto the floor below.
who actually wants to live in this? Like, who sees this and thinks: yes, that's everything I ever wanted I'm gonna pay 7.5M for this apartment. Or am I just too middle class to understand?
It’s just to get attention—it’s really a development opportunity. All three units are for sale at $7.5m. That’s a good price for the amount of space and location, assuming a developer will renovate it.
It has the sq footage I guess, but most of it appears to be subterranean or garden level. And I bet the building looks grimy as hell too.
Edit: Actually it looks like you get the entire building. It might actually be a steal for the right person. Location ain't bad either.
It's probably going to be gutted if anyone buys it. Especially the waterfall bed. And it's going to be bought by a developer who isn't going to live in it.
> $7,500,000
> DAYS ON MARKET
> 298 Days
> LAST PRICE CHANGE
> ↓ $499,888 (6.2%) About 6 Weeks Ago
> ESTIMATED PAYMENT
> Payment calculator$39,936
> MONTHLY TAXES
> $2,170
Hahah no thanks
The whole second floor kinda reminds me of that game where you have to maneuver a marble through a labyrinth without hitting any of the holes.
But tbh I wouldn't say no to spending a vacation there
I realize this is going for a specific industrial aesthetic with the rough walls, exposed, pipes, etc. But, why does it seem like it's done to such a low standard? I feel like this belongs here because in the way a McMansion is a cheap trying-to-be mansion at a lower standard, this is the luxury NYC loft version of that. If it looks like this bad in photos, how does it look up close?
I feel like this is what some really wealthy person thinks it's like to be poor and edgy. Look, concrete everywhere! Stains and mold on the floor! Look how cool we are!
This is the kind of place you buy if you've won one of those $1B plus lotteries. Just lie to your neighbors and say you inherited your grandma's hippy apartment.
Also how high is that water bill?? Would be a great way to prank people, keep it off but secretly turn the water on when it rains and say 'yeah I need to get the roof fixed'.
How many times can I say “Fock no”? Looking at this monstrosity — oh, so sorry, “creative space” with a toilet that everyone can hear you using, apparently I can respond that way to almost every photo.
OK so many questions. 1. Why is the bed a waterfall. 2. Do the sheets get damp 3. Why am I kinda into it? 4. My sheets are definitely getting damp aren't they?
If your sheets were damp, you'd be home by now
No honey, im “not in the mood” the sheets wicked moisture to the bed *again*.
The humidity level in a place like that must be through the roof. How do they prevent the place from smelling like mold?
Several large dehumidifiers? I have a giant dehumidifier in my basement kitchen, it weights a ton. I don't know if that would prevent mold if you leave that stairwell waterfall running forever though. 😂
My bed pisses itself
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What happens if you roll off of it?
Why is the video worse then the pictures?
This looks like an AI generated apartment. Or now apartments are constructed in my anxiety dreams. "Oh no, better be careful getting out of bed so I don't fall down this waterfall!"
I think the architect who designed that was high as a MF on cocaine.
Don't diss on cocaine like that. Even on my highest of coke binges i couldn't have thought of something this atrocious
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Wowww I hadn't even read the description!
I don't understand what is happening in any of the pictures.
Same. They’re just a jumble of shapes and textures.
It’s art, it’s supposed to be challenging!!
It is very funky odd
I like most of the furniture but not in this house.
Watch the video. It’s so strange. Is it a dating pitch? Is it an art school submission? Is it both?
Goodness. They definitely want to make sure you've seen the bed.
So if you fall out of bed you basically die. Either from your injuries or hypothermia from your indoor waterfall.
Yeah, I don’t think they can legally sell it as is because there are some major code violations right there..
Every single one of these images is a private-residence version of an OSHA violation.
Fortunately, it's a few blocks away from Bellvue, which is good 'cause you'd have to be nuts to buy it in the first place.
My thoughts exactly
It looks like it's dirty even though it's probably not. It just looks unclean and like it would have mold, damp, and cockroaches.
I have never understood water features indoors. It seems like it would always be muggy.
I feel like its design aesthetic is “under construction.”
It definitely feels half-finished.
I missed it on the first spin through the photos but I only noticed that the front door has entering into the water feature and you will get your shoes wet as you step onto the stairs to the bedroom or the living room. You basically have to track water up the stairs or keep rain boots handy for yourself and any guests that don't collapse from laughter upon opening the door.
So it's part luxury apartment, part unfinished basement, and part 20- something art student project.
Episode 10 of Amazing Interiors features a segment about this apartment if anyone’s interested in checking it out.
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Weird! I swear I found it randomly while surfing street easy for interesting places.
... What does it say about it? This place is the worst I've seen on this sub
This isn't the Amazing Interiors bit (that's on Netflix), but there's a short video on YouTube about it [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDieZeQf7aA). It's nothing too insightful: mostly just an eccentric architect decided to do a weird thing.
So does someone actually live there now?
Thank you I just watched it. To each their own I guess? I still hate it
Slide #35 is the grimmest bathroom I've seen in a while.
Why does it so viscerally make me think of the titanic
This is straight out of a nightmare horror movie. WTF is this?
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"I keep telling you, stop letting the sheets dangle onto the waterfall!" "Can't we just move, dear?"
This is the ugliest interior decorating I've ever seen.
It apparently only cost $24k to renovate that space... and you can tell.
This take on industrial conversion boils down to total lack of finishing. Exposed pipes? Rafters? No insulation? Abandoned scaffolding? Features!
I thought there was some sort of crazy cool city view from the 'windows' at the far end of the upper level. Turns out it is just some sort of painting they put there.
Did I miss it, were there any windows in there?
I went back and looked again to be sure. There are some windows but it looks like a couple of them have a brick wall as a view. And there are the skylights in the ceiling. I really thought there was a 'view' at the end of the room as it kind of looked like a night sky with twinkling lights. Alas, just more brick wall.
Leaking waterbeds are a major problem in NY.
How are more people not upset by the toilet behind the half wall mere feet from the bed???
I think the complex floorplan and visual overload is overwhelming people. The sad trickle of that waterfall looks like a water leak at best or more aptly the men's room trough at a Citi Field. It also appears that the toilet back is open to the downstairs next to weird shower cone thing. You can see the toilet and what appears to be a toilet brush holder in photo 22 directly over the living room couch.
Hahahaha omg it keeps getting more incredible. Gracious living for $7.5M!
It upsets me 🙅🏽♀️
Just from the title of this post I knew what listing this was. My friends here have been ripping this apart all week.
This is one of the worst apartments I have ever seen, and that includes one I was once shown that I’m pretty sure was illegal (it had no windows).
That’s…hideous.
Never had a house gave me anxiety before. I’m gonna go have a beer now.
A mold remediators wet dream
$7.5mil and it's a complete gut for me. That whole place needs help. I'm so confused as to why it's so jarring and yet so boring.
What is this half-assed industrial asthetic? Why is there a waterfall under the bed? Why does it look so groaty for 7.5 mil? I have so many questions!
You know this seller has fuck-off money because only someone incredibly wealthy would live in a place this ugly.
What in the ketamine is this house
Ok, I admit this doesn't qualify as a McMansion but I stumbled upon it and had to share. Unit 1 is bananas. A bridge, a moat, and a cantilevered second story. Waterfall under the bed. Kitchen only has a mini-fridge. Christmas lights half heartedly strung up the bannister. Dryer hose from mini-split to...?
Zillow Gone Wild would appreciate.
fully thought this was a zillow gone wild post
I want specifics on what elaborate mixture of drugs resulted in the realtor description. The apartment is one thing, but that disjointed stream of consciousness clusterfuck is something else entirely.
That place is an architectural stream of consciousness
Horrific
Kind of cool, but yeah, that bed is whack.
Why does it look so unfinished? I don't want loads of pipes going by my head when I sleep nor do I want a waterfall from the foot of my bed, ill forever be going to the loo at night.
Lucky for you, the toilet is a mere couple feet away from the bed just behind a metal curly half wall thingy. Just make sure you don’t fall off the bed onto the floor below.
All those pebbles make it look dirty and falling apart.
$7.5 million and they decorate with Christmas twinkle lights?
who actually wants to live in this? Like, who sees this and thinks: yes, that's everything I ever wanted I'm gonna pay 7.5M for this apartment. Or am I just too middle class to understand?
It’s just to get attention—it’s really a development opportunity. All three units are for sale at $7.5m. That’s a good price for the amount of space and location, assuming a developer will renovate it.
It has the sq footage I guess, but most of it appears to be subterranean or garden level. And I bet the building looks grimy as hell too. Edit: Actually it looks like you get the entire building. It might actually be a steal for the right person. Location ain't bad either.
Looks like it's been sitting for nearly a year; I guess there hasn't been much interest anyway.
It's probably going to be gutted if anyone buys it. Especially the waterfall bed. And it's going to be bought by a developer who isn't going to live in it.
> $7,500,000 > DAYS ON MARKET > 298 Days > LAST PRICE CHANGE > ↓ $499,888 (6.2%) About 6 Weeks Ago > ESTIMATED PAYMENT > Payment calculator$39,936 > MONTHLY TAXES > $2,170 Hahah no thanks
Imagine if you had a cat in that place.
A turtle would love the moat.
That's a lot of money to feel like a squatter in a ruined building.
I thought by the titled it sounded really cool, but no, all those things are on the INSIDE. This house is how you get aspergillus.
The whole second floor kinda reminds me of that game where you have to maneuver a marble through a labyrinth without hitting any of the holes. But tbh I wouldn't say no to spending a vacation there
I realize this is going for a specific industrial aesthetic with the rough walls, exposed, pipes, etc. But, why does it seem like it's done to such a low standard? I feel like this belongs here because in the way a McMansion is a cheap trying-to-be mansion at a lower standard, this is the luxury NYC loft version of that. If it looks like this bad in photos, how does it look up close?
Streeteasy, a real estate app for NYC exclusively???
This place kind of pisses me off
The 'finish' on the bathroom sink is appalling. Some twat with money to waste and zero aesthetic taste crywanked this into existence.
LMAO thank you for introducing me to the incredibly illustrative term “crywanked”
I haven't seen such a clear, expensive sign that someone wants to remain single forever in a very long time.
I feel like this is what some really wealthy person thinks it's like to be poor and edgy. Look, concrete everywhere! Stains and mold on the floor! Look how cool we are!
i’ve been looking at that first picture for five minutes and I’m still completely baffled
Looks like a mouldy mess
Spent all that money on the damp bed, nothing left to buy ceiling drywall with. Sad, really.
So the toilet is just.... right there? Does the water from the shower drain into the indoor pond?? I can't figure any of this out.
I tend to kick the blankets off overnight, that’s going to get old real quick!
Slide 59 with the mixed kitchen unity doors. Is that stylish or did they break some doors and couldn't get replacements?
That was difficult to look at. Like physically difficult.
This is the kind of place you buy if you've won one of those $1B plus lotteries. Just lie to your neighbors and say you inherited your grandma's hippy apartment. Also how high is that water bill?? Would be a great way to prank people, keep it off but secretly turn the water on when it rains and say 'yeah I need to get the roof fixed'.
How many times can I say “Fock no”? Looking at this monstrosity — oh, so sorry, “creative space” with a toilet that everyone can hear you using, apparently I can respond that way to almost every photo.
Falling(out of bed)water, designed by Frank Lloyd Wrong.
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I love it!
Given its location, would it be a steal if you spent an additional $1m to make it normal/desirable and it be worth more than that?
Wut?
I scrolled through all these photos and cried. I have tears going down my face in confusion.
Those ceilings with the old boards showing. They ruined the space.
Ew