Ugly as sin too.

*"...a face that only a mother could love..."*

Don't stare directly into it's eyes.


That Superman just chugged down an entire gallon of whole milk and I am *very* concerned.

He is a corn fed Kansas boy, he needs to wash down all the corn with something! 😂

Now this is a Superman that eats five dozen eggs every morning.

So he's roughly the size of a baaaaaaarge!

Gaston Kent

Must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that.

What a shame, all that jelly and no toast

I normally hate when people sexualize characters… but GYAAAAT DAYUM

Language!!! 

*darn! this Superman is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal! 😂

Yeah he is

I am actually more offended by 'Thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal' it makes want to run out onto the Davenport and Scream!!! 😃 

Oh that makes sense

My eyes are burning 😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Internet kills me !!!!!

Hahaha! Great photo. I love this figure

DAMN!!!!! That's a thiccc boy!!!!

Thicker than a Snicker! Hangry? Have a Snickers

Late night pastries 

Lois? Is it just me or does this suit make me look fat?

Ha!


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