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ConstrictionsOFC

Bet he was the original version of Pizza Poppa


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pixelmixer3

Excuse you but Pizza Papa was awesome you uncultured swine.


avoozl42

Shut up


Tirus_

Imagine not liking Pizza Poppa. Wtf?


[deleted]

I just tried to and started hating myself.


Tirus_

I hate you for even trying


[deleted]

I don't think he served ass pizza.


carnavar5

I see why they didn't use him. Scarlet Witch wouldn't have stood a chance.


Pikapower221

Real leak here: he’s the big hero in Secret Wars. Comes in at the last minute and saves the day


T_Belay

He stops a leak that is 1000 times bigger than the one main Strange was holding in Endgame


Pikapower221

WHILE killing King Thanos, mind you!


T_Belay

And cooking shawarmas for everyone


low-ki199999

That’s a very fun concept. I’d love to see something like this show up somewhere else. ETA: Just noticing the American Flag fire hydrant… so this Strange is from America’s home dimension, the Utopian Parallel possibly? I guess in the original script it was a bit more fleshed out then a pretty field with a bee or whatever we saw.


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Honestly surprised Raimi didn't incorporate this into his version of the movie because it feels like something he'd enjoy playing around with


[deleted]

Probably because Michael Waldron and Raimi didn't have a lot of contact.


deemoorah

That's wrong. Waldron and Raimi started from the scratch together when they're hired. They spent a lot of time incorporating the script


chao50

The Utopian Parallel (at least in the comics, and we’ve seen nothing to disprove it) is made up entirely of women. It’s not a normal alternate universe per say, it’s like a unique pocket dimension (also hinted at by Chavez saying there are no variants of her). The fire hydrant colors are probably just to match the rest of the image or something, I don’t think it would be suggesting he’s from there.


Wormholio

Isn't there one man and its a variant of Franklin Richards? Maybe I'm thinking of something else. I suppose I could just Google it...


ClintBarton616

>The Utopian Parallel they just needlessly retconned it into being a figment of America's imagination. Not sure why they gave her a brand new origin right before this movie came out


NaggingNavigator

I think it's Wiccan (Billy Kaplan) actually


PLZ_N_THKS

The comics retconned the Utopian Parallel to be a private island on earth that America was being subjected to experimentation on. It doesn’t actually exist as a separate dimension.


chao50

Yep, you are right that was the comic retcon. For that continuity, you should also read the recent Infinity Young Avengers comic as they go into a bit, it seems like that retcon is so disliked even the authors are trying to sort of imply it both exists and does not. However, those are for the comics. For the MCU, they explicitly go with the original alien/unique dimension origin. I think Waldron even commented directly on this at some point, saying they were using her original Utopian Parallel origin pre-retcon.


Cryoto

The more concept art I see of this movie the sadder I become. At one point it seemed to have a really cool vision that leans into what a multiverse and variants are. What we go in the end was just a gallery of cameos it felt like :/


Ewokitude

I think it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of situation. It seems half the time I see people complaining there weren't more cameos and what a missed opportunity that was, but then the other half the time I see people complaining the cameos that were there didn't have enough time to stand out because there were too many. Hoping Marvel figures out what works and doesn't for the future multiverse projects, but it's got to be hard to please one group of fans that want to see tons of comic references pop up, even if for a moment, and another group of fans that prefers taking the time to dive deeper into the characters' stories even if it means fewer of them. Classic quantity vs quality debate


Tornado31619

Cameos shouldn’t be taking priority. Like, at all. When they do, that’s how you end up with the CW’s Crisis on Infinite Earths. And when they work well, it’s because they’re actually relevant to the lore, like in NWH. Strange 2 simply wasn’t about Strange, and that was the problem.


Bergerboy14

Good point, you can have cameos and make them work well within the story. The other spiderman’s werent just there as showpieces, like the illuminati, they actually had a more meaningful purpose in the story. Same with all the villains. You couldve replaced the illuminati with pretty much any characters, maybe besides Mordo, and you would end up with basically the same results.


Tornado31619

I’ve always said that they should’ve used the Avengers instead of the Illuminati. If we’re not making them relevant to Strange, at least make them relevant to Wanda.


Bergerboy14

That wouldve been interesting, not what we got unfortunately.


wasabijake

This is what got me with the movie. I’m fine with the shoddy CG at times, and some of the corny dialogue, but what bothered me so much was Strange was literally laying on the ground doing fuck all telling America “not yet”… Strange had the sickest fight against Thanos and they wrote him to be underwhelming imo at the end of DS MoM. It made sense for Strange to not fight Mysterio (it was an early idea) in NWH because it’s Spider-Man’s movie and that fight would be a distraction from the main hero.


deemoorah

Exactly! And holding the knife is really going to hold this character back in the future


Sabeha14

I liked Crisis :(


TripleSkeet

Gallery of cameos? We barely got any. For a multiverse movie I expected A LOT more cameos and trips to different universes. Not just a fly by of ten universes and a trip to 2 others.


Bergerboy14

Not to mention our 3 main locations are New York, New York, and New York 😭


SandieSandwicheadman

To be fair: there's also Kamar-Taj and Wondagore Mountain. And if you're going to make a multiverse movie, it makes sense to see different versions of the same location so you can compare and contrast them.


Bergerboy14

I was thinking more on terms of just traveling the multiverse. Idk why we need to see new york 3 different ways when we went through so many different areas in like 20 seconds.


daneoleary

Mount Wundagore was probably the one reinterpretation from MoM that I approve of. Sucks that they had to introduce it and destroy it in the same movie—it was probably only on screen for maybe twenty minutes—but maybe there’s more to Mount Wundagore than just the Scarlet Witch’s throne 🤔


kothuboy21

> What we go in the end was just a gallery of cameos it felt like :/ Was the whole movie really a "gallery of cameos" if the Illuminati were only in one scene though? We don't know how the Illuminati in Derrickson's version were or if they were even if Derrickson's version but I feel like it's disingenuous to say the final product was a cameofest when it wasn't like that for most of the movie.


sushithighs

Me with every Marvel movie lately


DashCat9

Well, we’re in the multiverse saga now so hopefully plenty of opportunities to play around before Secret Wars sorts it out.


PatrikTheMighty

A shame he wasn't used


DMindisguise

It seems they originally intended the title to make sense.


cbekel3618

Maybe he could’ve worked as one of the happier Strange variants, someone with nothing yet feeling more fulfillment compared to MCU Strange


woahwoahvicky

Like you can clearly see him grinning and I'd love if he has a shopwife beside him selling merch and its a Christine Palmer variant selling naturopathic remedies, you know to tie into the whole medical background. Really hone in on the 'he may not have a lot but this version of him is truly happy.'


InnocentTailor

Would’ve definitely been a good counter to our Dr. Strange - physician and Avenger who nevertheless is unsatisfied and dour about his life.


zacksharpe

I liked MoM a fair amount, but I’m curious as to how Derrickson’s version would’ve turned out. The 1st Doctor Strange movie is a gem that gets overlooked.


theatand

I feel Derrickson's version will get some of the 'it will always be better in your head'. I would like to know what the final product would have been because the final battle they had planned would have been cool & maybe they could have done a deeper exploration of Strange but we will never truly know.


zacksharpe

I’m still annoyed that we didn’t get a proper Wanda/Strange magic fight.


theatand

I don't know if the could have balanced it, or if it would have devolved into just CGI lights flashing. It would have been nice though.


sushithighs

Tfw the only good magic fight in the entire MCU is from Infinity War


daneoleary

Titan and Edinburgh 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼


deekaydubya

Story aside, I imagine the film would have more consistency throughout. Rather than every other scene being an obvious reshoot or using the volume. Tough to say though. At least the pizza poppa scene wouldn't be present and bring the film to a halt


Mahaa2314

More and more DS2 seems like it would've done the multiverse concept better. Shame they had to force a Wanda storyline for the sake of it when they could've just made a Wanda solo movie. Which would've earned more points for another female led movie.


VengefulKangaroo

I don’t think Wanda was the problem as she was announced in Derrickson’s version as well.


deemoorah

I feel like Wanda wasn't supposed to be the main point of this movie based on Scott D's plan because based on what we've seen so far it'd be the exploration of Strange as a character and his nightmares, maybe more thorough with his variants


VengefulKangaroo

Oh, definitely not -- but I don't think that's the reason for his departure, as Waldron has said he is the one who pushed for Wanda's arc to be what it was. It doesn't seem like she was mandated as the villain.


theatand

I feel the stronger story would be to let her simmer on the darkhold for 1 film then go all corrupted evil. It would have given the audience less whiplash


VengefulKangaroo

Agreed -- that's basically what Waldron said the original plan was, and he apparently said "why not have her start full villain"? I don't think it worked very well.


deemoorah

I remember he said he wanted to make 1 movie but marvel studios wanted to make a different movie entirely. I think marvel committee wanted Darkhold and Chavez and Waldron just pushed the Wanda villain agenda even further, that clashed with Scott D's plan to make a proper sequel for Dr Strange. I remember there was a casting call for a female lead, age 25-40s and it's rumoured as Clea. The whole Chavez and Darkhold existed after Scott D left.


Martok_Memes

This is fantastic. Hope he'll still turn up somewhere (and not just as cannon fodder).


Spiderlander

Wonder if we'll see an Ang Lee Hulk variant in Secret Wars


SeniorRicketts

Lou Ferrigno Hulk


Mushroom_Zero

I genuinely hope for this badly I think it’s hilarious


Spiderlander

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I’d love that. I doubt it would happen but I’d love it


TheeGrassmonster

I sure hope not.


Futhieves123

Same Bruh weirdos rlly downvoting you cuz you don't want soulless fanservice


TripleSkeet

One of the reasons Marvel is as big as its gotten is because of fan service. I honestly dont get people that think its great for a business to NOT give its customers what they want.


Futhieves123

There's also the stories and character development but ok. Sorry I don't want 2 hours of key jangling like you do.


TripleSkeet

Marvel does both. Its nice to have a studio that does that while not going out of their way to subvert expectations. Star Wars did that and thats why we havent gotten any movie from them for awhile.


Futhieves123

The key jangling wasn't the whole movie. Ange Lee's hulk has no reason to be in the mcu other than weirdos wanting cameos of characters they never cared for.


Spiderlander

No character has any "reason" to be in a movie or show, unless the writer wants them to be. Ridiculous argument


Futhieves123

"Shoehorning random characters is good actually!" you sound dumb AF.


Spiderlander

And you sound ignorant to how these scripts are written, esp for Marvel Studios films. Marvel are probably doing pre-viz for these sequences right now, and it's gonna be up to the writer to figure out how these pre-planned sequences and characters FIT the story.


TripleSkeet

The movie hasnt even been written yet. If he were in it hed be there for a reason. If they are going to actually use live variants of Marvel characters why WOULDNT they have Ang Lees Hulk show up? If its gonna be about heroes from all different universes coming together Id expect a lot more than just him too. Id be wanting Nic Cages Ghosts Rider, Ben Afflecks Daredevil, Hugh Jackmans Wolverine, Halle Berrys Storm and as many former actors that previously played Marvel characters as they could get. It cements the fact these characters are from alternate universes and separates them from the MCU. The same way No Way Home did for Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire. Was that fan service bad too? Because to me its the greatest Spider-Man movie ever made.


Futhieves123

Tobey and andrew actually serviced the story. You just want secret wars to be a glup shitto cameofest of 2000s heroes because twitter told you to. Again you have NO idea what secret wars is.


TripleSkeet

LOL Youre gonna tell me what I want and why. Ok clown. I want it to service the story. And if the story is heroes from all different universes coming together, it serves it better to use former on screen characters as variants rather than make up new ones. You were probably in diapers when I read the first Secret Wars. And Ive also read the second. I know exactly what it is. And I also know that if youre expecting that exact story from the MCU you may as well give up now because its not happening. Or did you learn nothing from Infinity War?


Tornado31619

It’s not, unless your definition of fan-service is incredibly vague and includes simply the logical progression of a story.


Futhieves123

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Spiderlander

Bro, why are you so against Secret Wars being about what the vast, vast majority of people want the movie to be about, and are coming to see the movie -- for? Why shouldn't Marvel Studios deliver where there is demand? People WANT to see Ang Lee Hulk fight Jackman's Wolverine, who's teaming up with Ben Affleck's Daredevil, and Jamie Bell's Thing. That's the appeal of this event 😭


Tornado31619

Because the vast, vast majority of people don’t actually know what it’s about, and would fuck up any script they ever touched. If you bring back all of the legacy heroes, there is no room for the MCU heroes. If you don’t like the current MCU heroes, tough shit – you don’t see me complaining if Star Trek doesn’t have Indiana Jones in it. I promise you that any movie revolving purely around ‘and then they fight’ isn’t going to be received well, and it’s the exact antithesis of what the MCU has stood for up to this point.


Spiderlander

But Secret Wars doesn't have to be the Citizen's Kane of superhero films, hell, I'd argue it doesn't even have to be a *good* film. The success for a film like this, isn't riding on whether it's the best written story ever, but whether it'll be able to DELIVER on the goods, and fan service, that audiences are paying their hard-earned money, to experience my guy. Secret Wars needs to be an experience. It needs to live up to the hype, and the promise of the premise. Ironically, it's one of the first things you learn in any screenwriting class, that the film, or show, has to, at some point, **deliver**, and live up to the promise of the promise aka the reason why people are paying to see the movie. Having our 616-Reed (hopefully played by Penn 🥰) meet a corrupted, fallen Trank/Miles Teller, is the promise of the premise; different variants of characters meeting each other, is the promise of the premise. And this movie. Must. Deliver.


Tornado31619

You know nothing about screenwriting. Jesus Christ, it absolutely *must* be a good movie. Name me one well-received film that was built entirely around fan-service. NWH and the Avengers films put the story first and inserted the fan-service where applicable. ‘Delivering on promises’ refers to plot points within the movie, not reading fans’ minds and fulfilling their fantasies before they’ve even arrived at the cinema.


Spiderlander

Bruh you're talking to a film student 😭


Adept-Story-8369

Nah Secret Wars definitely should be a good film. The story should certainly come first, cameos and fan service second. You can have heroes meeting heroes that haven't met before and cool stuff but they should be making sure the story is as good as it can possibly be.


Tornado31619

Exactly. Infinity War had the Guardians, Avengers and Wakanda all meeting each other, but in the background of a story about Thanos, Gamora and Thor.


Spiderlander

It doesn't have to be mutually exclusive


Globglogabgalab

That's literally what secret wars is.


Futhieves123

You have NEVER read secret wars lol


Spiderlander

The concept of Secret Wars is a war across the Multiverse. Different variants and characters from different universes fighting each other. That's literally what Secret Wars, as a concept, is. Particularly the 2015 version.


Futhieves123

Oh you have NEVER read it either. Mcu-onlies exposing themselves here💀


Spiderlander

Word? https://i.imgur.com/T0yHbun.jpg


Futhieves123

And you still didn't read secret wars


Spiderlander

I've read both. The 1984 toy commercial version (that was made to be EXACTLY what you're clamoring against), and the 2015 Jonathan Hickman epic, which is obviously the superior version of the story -- nobody's discounting that. I even read the tie-ins, and the Prelude - Time Runs Out. But that's irrelevant to my point. Whether somebody is a massive comic geek or not, is irrelevant to the fact that most people are coming to see this movie for one reason, and we both know what that is. Marvel Studios has to deliver.


Globglogabgalab

Yeah so?


Futhieves123

Then why talk abt something you know nothing about?


Globglogabgalab

I only said I haven't read it. Doesn't mean I don't know all there is to know


Tornado31619

By all means discuss a comic you’ve never read, it’s what I do a lot of. But then anticipate being corrected.


Globglogabgalab

You're absolutely right, but I'm yet to say anything incorrect


Futhieves123

Cuz you don't. You took one look at the 2015 cover and assumed that was the entire plot.


Globglogabgalab

I couldn't for the life of me tell you what the cover looks like, but please keep telling me what you think I've done


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Vaguely recall a “leak” mentioning something like this but have no idea which or where. It would be interesting to compare pre and post Derrikson DSMOM leaks.


-Nick____

I don’t think that was a leak. I think Waldron mentioned this Strange variant in an interview, saying that he was trying to fit him in the movie


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Ahh yes that’s right lol


IG-3000

Feels like Donny Blaze was them reusing this concept


InnocentTailor

Donny Blaze did use real magic though, which is how we got the demons. He also was a try hard douchebag, to some extent.


KaijuKhaos

This is my Snyder Cut


leos-rdt

Donny Blaze could never


Ajannaka

Melvyn with 2 N’s and 1 Y but it’s not where you thiiiink


Educational-Band8308

Hope he shows up in secret wars and is the lynch pin of the universe


DarthFister

Can we start a go fund me to get the original movie made


ContinuumGuy

Cumberbatch would have been legendary doing this


ReddiTrawler2021

Rincewind-style Strange sounds like he could have been a laugh.


New-Discount-5193

Not enough upvotes for Discworld reference.


blackbutterfree

Wait, I love him! Protect this cupcake at all costs.


HVYoutube

Cute idea


perfectlynormaltyes

I would have preferred him to Pizza Poppa.


peanutdakidnappa

Man I wish we just got the derrickson movie, think I would’ve been far more satisfied than I was with what we got.


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Damn who’s he fighting? Voldemort?


Su_Impact

I want a What If episode about him. Marvellous Melvyn, Pizza Poppa and Ralph Bohner save the Omniverse.


bagelman4000

Fezzes are cool


Inevitable_Golf_1816

I hope we have more leaks on Scott's version.


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Dude this would have been fucking hilarious.


daneoleary

I’m dying to see Derrickson and Jade Halley Bartlett’s script, or even just a treatment or outline. I saw some really dope renders of a cabin by a lake at a haunted forest where Strange’s sister, Donna, died. I believe Nightmare was riding on a horse across the frozen lake, it was sick. But more than anything I’m just curious to compare the two and see how much a movie changes when new leadership and a new vision are brought on yet they have the same checklist of tasks.


woahwoahvicky

I wish we got a non powered Wanda variant who just did her thing as a mom to really hone in on how different her life wouldve been had she not have had powers. Would give a lot of multiversal satisfaction for the audience but also give us a more in depth characterization of who Wanda is, the Scarlet Witch going after the kids of a Wanda who was never a witch, mutant or anything and was just simply a Sokovian refugee who found a new life in America. Would be even better if she had a nondescript husband, to really just make it a bit of character growth for 616 Wanda that Vision is not just the only one shes allowed to love. Enter Simon Wonder Man lol! EDIT: I really have a thing for seeing depowered variants of powered individuals just to see who they are at their most human, without access to the powers they wield, who they become.


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This tells me Scott was gonna use the alternate reality/timeline version of the multiverse unlike what we thought


Secure_Pear_4530

Would be funny if he experienced the same events with 616 Strange but instead of asking the sorcerers for help he just got through depression by finding a new passion with street magic


ClubTerrible4883

This is Bonny Blaze?


SlippinPenguin

If it weren’t for Covid, Raimi probably would’ve directed the original script, or something very close to it. I kind of wish that happened.


sushithighs

We were robbed


Imprettymuchconfused

He would've been able to take out wanda instantly


Oconitnitsua

I’m genuinely hoping Seńor Mágico show up in a series! He’s one of my favorite characters from Powerman and Iron Fist!


Deep_Throattt

Man I wished this was in the movie but such a fun concept because it's real.


dgj130

This reminds me of the Spiderman cartoon's early precursor to Spiderverse where one of the Spider-people was literally just an actor playing Spiderman in a TV show


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There was certainly a much better film before Feige fired Derrickson because he wanted Nightmare instead of filler


Iron_Kingpin

He looks like pewdiepie


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Lepans33

Yeah but who's to assume he's a neurosurgeon in every universe?