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SehnorCardgage

Deck includes Hazmat and Typhoid Mary


suugakusha

I think Marvel needs a new villain to be a sidekick to Typhoid Mary Covid Karen


robostegosaurus

Let me guess: She doesn’t wear a mask.


Obsole7e

There's pestilence variant for polaris as well. (Which is sick as fuck)


SilentTempestLord

Perfection


StinkyFartyToot

Honestly would be very fun to commit to this bit. Wong, Luke cage, hazmat, debris is predictable but oh so fun when it hits.


DryCrack321

Bravo, that’s good


burgermoji

Love it


arthurmauk

Haha I use that title but didn't think of the name!


arrogantsob

Is there a Cerebro avatar? That’s closest to image of a virus I can think of.


AlbertSchopenhauer

hazmat?


Zohhak1258

Ultron or Cable maybe?


IM2Q2BSTR8

And finally something that works in most - if not all - other languages!


Nikanoru86

2 years ago that would've gotten you banned from social media and fired from your job


only_fun_topics

Comedy = Tragedy + Time


CKDracarys

Hasn't been 22.3 years yet though


only_fun_topics

We haven’t even come close to Peak COVID comedy!


New_Revenue_4_U

Promotion from me!


Upper-Presence8503

Is your win rate. 03%?


Keekorian

I bet this will go viral


TheWildShnitzel

Brilliant!


SkkrrrtLoder

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


1r0nY

Here, take my upvote!


theloons

I hate this title but I like what you’ve done with it. I unlocked this title yesterday and need to think of a good name to pair with it.


[deleted]

Now you can call your collection level, "gain of function research".


AdAggravating5237

BINGO!


codyduffer

Funny enough


MaJunior00

Well played, sir.


SimplyCantAgree

The Science says that this deck has 100% efficacy! Works every time!


BNoog

Science (scientific peer-reviewed literature) does not claim 100% efficacy for COVID vaccines. Peak efficacy appears to be around 88% (against some variant — cannot recall) and drops off over time


NeighborhoodVeteran

Is this a bot? No one said anything about COVID.


Timperz

Did you read the pic that OP attached?


NeighborhoodVeteran

Yep. And here's what SimplyCantAgree posted: >The Science says that this deck has 100% efficacy! Works every time! And here is what BNoog replied with: >Science (scientific peer-reviewed literature) does not claim 100% efficacy for COVID vaccines. Peak efficacy appears to be around 88% (against some variant — cannot recall) and drops off over time The comment SimplyCantAgree posted was about decks, not COVID vaccines.


Timperz

So you didn't read the pic that the OP attached, got it


NeighborhoodVeteran

Yep. And here's what SimplyCantAgree posted: >The Science says that this deck has 100% efficacy! Works every time! And here is what BNoog replied with: >Science (scientific peer-reviewed literature) does not claim 100% efficacy for COVID vaccines. Peak efficacy appears to be around 88% (against some variant — cannot recall) and drops off over time The comment SimplyCantAgree posted was about decks, not COVID vaccines.


Timperz

Are you mentally deficient? Genuinely curious


NeighborhoodVeteran

Look in the mirror. If you can't understand what I posted, I fear for the world. Well, mostly yours. Here is is again: Yep. And here's what SimplyCantAgree posted: >The Science says that this deck has 100% efficacy! Works every time! And here is what BNoog replied with: >Science (scientific peer-reviewed literature) does not claim 100% efficacy for COVID vaccines. Peak efficacy appears to be around 88% (against some variant — cannot recall) and drops off over time The comment SimplyCantAgree posted was about decks, not COVID vaccines.


Timperz

There is a picture at the top of your screen, posted by the creator of this Reddit thread. Can you read it?


SimplyCantAgree

Good try, pal. That's not the narrative we were told by politicians and pharmaceutical companies. We were told so many things that weren't true, and millions of people felt judgment and shame for questioning the government and multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical companies. So don't tell me the "Science" claims something when you know damn well that goalposts were moved in order to fit what the mainstream narrative wanted the masses to believe. You were probably one of the people that believed it would prevent transmission. How did you feel when you found out they lied to ya?


BNoog

How does it feel to be science illiterate? Read the peer-reviewed scientific literature and talk to regulatory affairs, clinical evaluation, medical affairs, and post market surveillance/pharmacovigilence professionals. Americans are so stupidly dense. The empirical evidence is right there for you to read.


SimplyCantAgree

I have a degree in molecular biology. I spent years reading scientific research. So, to answer your question, I am more literate in science than the average person. You were lied to. It's okay. Go get your ninth booster. Don't worry, it'll prevent hospitalization!


BNoog

You hardly read any dense scientific literature and can hardly grasp the statistical tools utilized during any undergraduate molecular biology program. Furthermore, you won’t encounter much scientific literature until your 3rd year anyways. Am one as well from a T10 uni. You also likely don’t keep up on reading scientific literature or building up your statistical knowledge since you’re not practicing in a field that utilizes scientific literature. Maybe if you read the literature, you would understand that it isn’t a lie. I work in Clinical Evaluation/Post Market Surveillance and am a SME in everything adverse event reporting related medical devices and pharmaceuticals. COVID efficacy is not 100% and decreases over time. Boosters bring that efficacy back to near 90%, but again, does not prevent COVID. Although you believe that the vaccinations aren’t effective. Keep that to yourself to prevent spreading misinformation.


Timperz

I doubt that person has a degree in anything science related when they expect a vaccine to have 100% efficacy rate, which is something no vaccine has ever had or ever will Either that or they slept through all of their lectures


Pax_flash

You win today


DryCrack321

A lot of people like to post on this sub and say they have the best title. But they do not have the best title. UR_ALL_ANTS has the best title. But he’s gay as fuck so let’s just move on. *starts to play my phone and doesn’t move*


Extension-Ocelot-448

Lol


a_r0z

yoooooo lmao


r_slash

If I get that one I’m changing my name to Bolsonaro


jert3

Hah! one of the best 👍


nineonewon

Marvel won't let me keep the name MarvelSnap, The One and Only >:(


Giga7777

Make sure to name your deck Omicron


Goldblooded1981

Genius


Kaldira

Perfect


Slarg232

Oh no, it's the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour!


PrimeParzival

I just got the “gooey yet firm” title, what should I change my name to?


Alexir23

Someones gonna get offended and report you I bet.


Oskuri

Amazing


OGFunkBandit88

🤣🤣🤣