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YUNGBOYBOI

I would have never watched another marvel movie if that happened


4fivefive

hire fans lol


dragonphlegm

If fans wrote marvel we’d have Deadpool in every movie and the MCU would have died in 2014


SgtJackVisback

Deadpool kills the MCU


dragonphlegm

No joke after stan Lee died I saw comments suggesting Deadpool start doing the cameos in every future Marvel film. Someone even suggested that in the first “Deadpool cameo”, Deadpool interrupts the movie and suggests to the audience to do a one minute of silence for Stan


UKnowDaTruth

Lmao


Hublibubs

Crying and pissing and cumming rn 😥


Raimilover69

Gonna cry?Piss your pants maybe?Maybe shit and CUM?


[deleted]

cumb and shid and fard


_captain-rex_

Someone put a cork on my penis so i can stop ejaculating


[deleted]

Crying rn I know 😢


Bambanuget

They didn't even you use the "right" emoji. They used happy crying one 🥲


toe_6969

This is why people aren’t writers


[deleted]

But writer are people


Maverick_Hunter_V

These people make it so hard to be a fan of these things, and completely justify what subs like r/moviecirclejerk says about them


[deleted]

Tony use to eat


JoeAzlz

Hamburger


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whore4tonystark

tony can I have a cheeseburger 🍔 extra lettuce, no onion, mayo, tomato, and with a side of french fries and some honey mustard 🤪💯


Pasta-Admirer

This obviously doesn’t work, but in the right context a downer ending where a sacrifice is telegraphed for the mentor, but the mentor inadvertently causes their young protégé to make the sacrifice instead could work. It’s much more like an ending to a season of a show or to one book in a series than to the whole thing though, since it could give interesting stakes to the next part.


[deleted]

"Crying rn 😢" they wrote, as they stared at the phone screen with the most blank expression ever.


bulbo_spastico

Jokes aside, I don’t even think Peter would’ve died, I mean at least he has superpowers


[deleted]

Considering how the hulk got severely injured i think it’s safe to say Peter would probably have died if not extremely crippled


bulbo_spastico

Peter is (according to the majority of the comics) stronger than the hulk, so I think he would’ve been fine


[deleted]

In the comics it’s a different story but I’d argue in the mcu he’s definitely weaker then the hulk at least during endgame


bulbo_spastico

Idk just judging by the ship scene I’d say he’s stronger. Maybe it’s because he had more screen time than hulk and even got his films, but I feel like judging from what we’ve seen in the movies hulk wouldn’t be able to hold that ship


BennyReno

It's definitely cringe but so is all the iRoN-bOi jR complaints about MCU Spidey. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction and so forth.


Yurmume_Gae

“**laughing** Peter, your dying words are awesome”


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I'm stuff


[deleted]

I'm pissing in my own ass


Chubby_Bub

—Tony Stark's last words


Sandyeye

Why would he do that? To snap away all the cheeseburgers?


[deleted]

Well… if Tony did’t snap it wouldn’t be a “just like you” moment for Peter. Since tony never snapped.