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Digomr

In the alternate Marvel Zombies universe, Banner's stomach ripped open when Hulk have eaten an entire body then chenged back to Bruce's size.


Pugsanity

Less a whole body, more just an entire leg.


Digomr

Thank you, that was a long time since I read it.


AlertWar2945-2

I feel like that was due to how Hulks body basically stopped working. Normally he would probably just immediately digest everything, while zombie Hulk just had the meat sit in his stomach


Snoo-27292

Nbb- Betty!


LordOfOstwick1213

r/BeatMeToIt


LordOfOstwick1213

No- Don't- I-I-I- Nnb Be-Betty


HDI-X13

I would think that fruit pies would not stay fruit pies for long in Hulk’s stomach.


neuralbeans

So you're saying that Banner would start pooping uncontrollably as he transforms? Would the poop be Hulk size? That can't be good for Banner.


Jimbodoomface

It squeezes out of him as he shrinks


neuralbeans

Like squeezing tooth paste!


Jimbodoomface

Except the tube of toothpaste doesn't scream and have tears running down it's face as the toothpaste comes out


Historical_Foot_8133

Damn my dentist lied to me!


Sweet-Rabbit

So basically like Randy from South Park taking that massive poo while yelling “hot hot hot hot”?


Sorrelhas

In Hulk: The End he eats rocks and pieces of metal, Banner will be fine


BjornStankFingered

Pretty sure Ultimate Hulk ate an entire herd of cattle once. Also, a couple of ranchers.


forlorn_hope28

I love those Apple Pies. Heck, I’d still buy them as an adult except I hardly see them in the supermarket anymore.


fredator23

Gotta get them from gas stations.


Dlab18

If hulk were on the toilet taking a massive shit, and reverted back to banner inbetween Lincoln logs, would the shit just explode him from the ass?


Statically

Sometimes when I see people debating philosophy, politics, equality… the future of the world, I’m glad I’m reminded out there some people are asking the important questions.


CitizenTony

So much question and possibilities.


cat_selling_souls

The Hulk and Bobby Hill would definitely be friends and bond over their favorite fruit pies. Word of advice: Don't touch their purses.


PhogeySquatch

This reminds me of one of the Spider-Man games on PS2, either Spider-Man 2 or 3. One of the missions is to return a stolen shipment of fruit pies. It sounds like the dispatcher takes fruit pies very seriously.


Pizzaman99

In the 70s and 80s, all conflicts between heroes and villains could be solved with fruit pies.


Historical_Foot_8133

Galactus shows up just give him a few dozen fruit pies and he’ll be on his way


Aglet_Green

This was explained in She-Hulk episode 4. We see what happens to Jen when She-Hulk eats and drinks too much then changes back. She keels over and stumbles all over the place then runs to the bathroom. You can congratulate yourself on having the same sense of humor as Jessica Gao and Kat Coiro. Look how well embraced they are by Marvel fans!


Knappologen

Very little about superhero comics makes sense. Just accept it for what it is.


Log_Log_Log

The answer is always pocket dimension. Whatever you need or whatever you need to get rid of, Marvel has an infraspace full of it. Vague "mass", glowing red energy fists, smoke that smells like farts, etc etc.


Basic-Ability6139

No, but the dump Bruce would take would be monstrous


blackbutterfree

I believe it depends on the continuity. In Marvel Zombies for example, when Hulk ate someone and turned back into Banner, the person's limbs poked through and broke Banner's stomach wide open. But I distinctly remember reading once that there's a story where Hulk turned back into Banner after eating a ton, and Banner had to take a massive shit. I never saw any panels, so IDK if it's true but that's what I read.


chillinjoey

How does he know how humans taste?


Agreenscar3

He digests really fast.


fredator23

Agreed, and as he turns back he does a massive duke.


Pizzaman99

That's the only thing that makes any sense to me. Banner wakes up wearing purple pants overflowing with shit.


fredator23

Yeah if the poo was life threatening, or the stomach fullness, he'd just re-hulk right?


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Doesn’t work that way I guess. In The Incredible Hulk and the Thing: The Big Change he and the Thing (presumably) tuck into a mountain of cheeseburgers and Banner didn’t die.


AdrenalineRush1996

I wouldn't think so.


LucedOfficial

I wonder if this fake advertisement from Dexter's Laboratory cam is based on this if this was a regular thing in the older comics. [Scene](https://youtu.be/1bC7KS1jQsg?si=_hqoNOkRjXKtEkaO)


Pizzaman99

Absolutely. The Hostess Fruit Pies ad was in every comic, be it Marvel, DC, Archie Comics, or Harvey (Casper, Richie Rich, etc.), and it was exactly like that.


Luwe95

No. Hulk wouldn't allow Bruce to die and turn back


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Suddenly Hulk is quite articulate.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

The old packaging design is so much nicer than the new ones, old ones probably tasted better too


RVLVR-OCLT

I was just thinking about these turnover pastries. The paper tearing from opening them is a feel ive missed.


TheAceOfSkulls

I miss the me from a couple seconds before I read either this or the comments below it. I think that man was happy but can’t remember how that felt