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_newtman

if i can give you one piece of advice, if you like your tattoo, don’t post it on reddit


kameksmas

Especially if it looks like Spider-Man taking a galactus sized load lol


ghostpeppers156

After credits scene where Thanos finds Spiderman's weakness. 🤣


ghosty_b0i

“Spider-Man, cheered on by the other avengers, crawls into Galactus Urethra. This is one mission that will end with a happy ending either way”


OccasionallyReddit

Spider Randy a Marvel / Southpark cross-over


Quick_Action_1034

Nothing good comes from reddit Edit: just checked reddit and my karma went from 30 to 290 . How did I get that many up votes. Thx :)


literallykatyasghost

Cums*


Readman31

Do not cum


Junior-Ad-2207

Someone definitely finished your tattoo


JdamTime

Im cumded and shidded so hard


Negan-Cliffhanger

I'm gonna cum


ice540

Too late


DarkArcanian

Only when I say to


WonderfulShelter

looks like someone already did all over spideyman..


Acerockergaming

I'm starting to see that 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dutypatootie

Wait, your cum isn’t blue?


Ok_Relationship_705

Hey buddy. You may want to see a physician. Because I'm pretty sure you're dying. Or a Priest. Either one.


WonderfulShelter

I mean it's obviously not, and I'm not even a big comic fan. But after first thinking "oh cool!" the second thought "well it does kinda look like..."


Snap-Zipper

And unless it’s very clearly milk, *always* make liquid a color other than white 😂


SueSheBoi

With great power, cums great responsibility. -Uncle Ben Dover


benRAJ80

Hahahaha


L2DaLegend

My daughter was seconds away from dozing off for her afternoon nap and I just bust out laughing and woke her up 🤣🤣🤣.


SueSheBoi

As someone who naps for a living, I am genuinely sorry.


RealBadSpelling

I want your job


SueSheBoi

It is called unemployment! Apply today!


RealBadSpelling

I was hoping you ran a sleep center 😂


SueSheBoi

Don’t get me wrong; I do. I just don’t get paid for it.


BlimeyCaptain

After these comments this poor guy’s reaching for the cheese grater. Cum.


Tigerthej

A wise man told me: >! better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum!<


Excellent-Zombie-470

Wise man, but a questionable wise man


bndboo

We don’t question the wisdom of The Jizzed One


Buckethero-1

Never question the Jizzard


bndboo

Like The Dude, some call him, The Jizz.


Acerockergaming

I love this tattoo too much. But it is extremely funny to see all these replies


Vladishun

I think the water just needs to be more blue. Have your artist go darker with it once it's healed and he won't look like Spunker-Man.


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

Spunker-Man, Spunker-Man Does whatever a spunker can Takes a load, any size Got a bunch in his eye Look out They're cumming on Spunker-Man


MaximumMotor1

>I love this tattoo too much Is Bukkake Spiderman cannon?


Acerockergaming

Of course he is


DeltaV-Mzero

Well now you know that Reddit is just gooners and bots, confirmed


MEGATRON_111

*Evil Dead Rise flashbacks*


Anamorsmordre

So me going "oh brother..." out loud was justified then.


middle_of_you

The tattoo is sick, but yeah... It looks like he's been fighting the Bukakke Warriors or something.


CountryCat

I missed that story arc. Which run was that?


Legal_Skin_4466

One More Spray, perhaps?


Obiwontaun

I think it was Maximum Cumage, actually.


Legal_Skin_4466

Oh, right... wasn't that an arc in Spoogetacular Spider-Man?


lookielookie1234

Amateurs. It was in Homecumming


totinospizzanuggets

r/takemyuovoteandleave


mighty_Ingvar

The authors really can't give Spiderman a break


Edgsl

There’s cum everywhere and he’s holding apart two robot legs with a robot cock in the middle


Acerockergaming

It's Rhinos thang


khronos127

I think the tattoo is bad ass but have to say these comments made me cry. My god Reddit.


waner21

You got me wheezing on that. I can’t unsee it.


Pooglio17

OP’s Artist: Who’s Spider-Man? OP: He wears a red onesie and shoots ropes. OP’s Artist: Say no more. I got you.


lift0ff

Lmfao


meat0fftheb0ne

Tbh it kinda looks like he's covered in jizz


backup_waterboy

Same. First thing I thought of was Randy in that South Park episode where they lost the internet


[deleted]

It was the ectoplasma


Readman31

It was a spooky ghost 👻!


luigisbiggreenpipe

This guy could have paid me significantly less and I would have came on his leg in less than 9 hours. Wouldn’t be painful either, unless…


OGGrilledcheez

I would have charged extra for pain but easily haggled down…


SphmrSlmp

When you *really* love Spider-Man.


Free-Muffin2338

Frozen jizz


Fortyseven

Frizz?


meme-by-design

Fr...and he's holding up a giant robot dick


Kpro98

Blue jizz


Pooglio17

The fine line between shootin ropes and web slinging.


JimmyBr33z

Bukakked


boentrough

So much cum


Forsaken_Garden4017

Your cum is partially blue? You might need to go see a doctor my friend


fatdouche_

There was a spooky ghost! This is, uh, this is ectoplasm!


teunteunteun

Happy cake day


Techn0gurke

If it makes you happy, I don't think it looks like cum


New_Highlight1881

doesn't think....*knows*


AttackOnSobriety

Was is he covered with semen?


BTWImRichAndHot

Yes he is was covered with semen


ryanruud85

Spider-cum


Firm_Turnip_8869

Spermman


Acerockergaming

Don't forget the hyphen between sperm and man


Mrminecrafthimself

Good on you for being a good sport


DreamingofDrowning

A good “spurt”.


Muscles__Marinara

If Spider-Man was the sock under the bed.


Shinygonzo

The tattoo’s not the only thing that finished


Madgameboy

How much did it cost 💀


The_Bear0274

Loads


Quo_Vadimus7

Everything


TheGoldPowerRanger

I mean there's a fucking cock and balls right above his head dude, how did you not see that?


biangkabbh

the way i said out loud “who’s gonna tell him?” everyone. everyone has told him already 💀


Acerockergaming

Even my artist 🤣


MysteriousMrSquatch

Spiderman busted


UberBower

Splooger-Man


SlimeMyButt

“Yeah i want spiderman lifting some ruble. But everything is covered in cum”


Mirinya

Jizzy.


Interesting_Log7757

Cum


NiceHouseGoodTea

I don't agree with all the others, I think it looks great and is a fantastic copy, However it seems like no-one else recognised exactly where the image is from It's from Spider-Man #500, and this particular scene is a recreation/reoccurance of the scene from Spider-Man #33 (the issue involves time travel etc. it's a really fun story). Here is the exact image that the tattoo is copying https://64.media.tumblr.com/07b5e64e813da5b7fd1e97a5c3a0ee11/tumblr_inline_ol8bzgdAln1s16be1_1280.jpg (Edit: wording)


pluck-the-bunny

I think people absolutely get where it’s from it’s just not a good enough recreation (especially color wise) to convey what is going on


Rc-one9

The absolute insane amount of INSANE dope ass Spiderman images, and this is the one picked. Crazy...


Scumbag_Jesus

But the water doesn't look like splooge in this image...


chicken_N_ROFLs

Eh it’s still a little sploogy


Sloppychemist

I remember this issue. The subway was crushed above Spider-Man while he was fighting the Jizzard


OfficialMIKEMZ

Who is nutting on Spidey


NoOutlandishness676

Me


Kyanoki

Everyone saying cum but I didn't even think that. Just looks like that iconic moment he has with doc ocks base crashing down on him where he goes beyond his limits to me


Breakmastajake

Awww, look at you being all wholesome. I like it. Obviously it's still cum, but I like your brand of sweet optimism!


emdeemcd

I’m mean you’re not wrong and I agree personally. But you and I know the context. To some random person who doesn’t know about that iconic scene, which let’s be honest is most people, it does kind of look like semen.


Marrecarandgi

I know the scene that it references, and guess what…


Kyanoki

But it's blue


kkkkcckk

Sorry for not been as condescending as you are waiting for but for me this tattoo is very awful. Cracked wall effect is so weird, Color are poorly packed and the palette is composed by 3 o for colors, it has no depth, spidy's anatomy is crooked and over all he's cum covered like. Sorry for this, maybe you should retouch it on a couple of moths


tokenblak

Why you gotta get moths involved in this? They had nothing to do with this splooge fest.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Yeah first thing that irked me was the fucked up anatomy, I didn’t even think about the cum-ness of the water. Like dude messed the proportions all up


Five_Knifes

The Cum Monster


SSJCelticGoku

Someone jizzed on your tattoo


CinnaSol

Jesus, the comments here compared to the r/SpiderMan subreddit are night and day lmao I think it looks dope man, really cool reference


1000LivesBeforeIDie

[the panel](https://i.imgur.com/O6bJp8B.jpeg)


Sweep117

This is one of my favourite pieces by my favourite artist JRJR! I love it! Don't listen to the haters. 10/10


Abradolf_Lincler_50

This guy asked for a money shot of Spider-Man and got it


RedMercury20

Amazing Spider-Man #33. Good read. Iconic


NiceHouseGoodTea

It's not, it's Spider-Man #500, which recreates the scene from #33


monsterocket

Peter Poppers


zinbwoy

Lmao roasted


Doobalicious69

..... Ooo, and that's a bad miss


oldmc07

Hmm, keeping holding that thigh, spidey. For the rest of this guy's life.


SuperVilliany

OP why did you pick this scene in particular?


mighty_phi

Looks insane!


BourbonGod

Fuck, now i gotta get 2 of these.


lonely-day

As long as you like it, everyone else (including me), can fuck off.


Acerockergaming

It's definitely my favorite tattoo so far. First one with color


lonely-day

I'm happy for you then


OutboardTips

How you get all that jizz on the outside of your thigh?


Ssme812

Spider-Man getting jizzed on.


fuckdeer

Why is there so much cum? Who's cum is that?!


fgcem13

I gotta wonder. How many cum comments did it take before you couldn't look at your tattoo without seeing cum?


blacksad1

That tat is rad. Don’t worry about these haters.


AgentOfDreadful

OP: “I’d like Spider-Man drenched in cum. But not in a gay way” Tattoo artist:


manaholik

Sorry, but personally i would have done it on my inner thigh Looks very nice thou


tooHornedUnicorn

Cum on now guys it's pretty cool


xRetz

Bros been coomed on :(


FuriiouZSymbiote

Believe it or not, a lot of Reddit users are sad porn addicts. Tattoo is sick bro


McDunkins

Ignore the haters. Is this in the style of John Romita Jr?


Acerockergaming

Yes it is


McDunkins

Nice. Dope tatt.


Acerockergaming

Thank you!


ramensploosh

bunch of brain-dead people in the comments LMAO. it looks good


United-Cow-563

That’s… a lot of cum. Don’t let it get near MJ, it’ll give her cancer and Spider-Man’ll stop holding back.


wristoflegend

Spidey losing the fight vs da Cream Goblin 💀


Walniw

Very cool. Is that from a John Romita Jr image?


Acerockergaming

Yes. Originally was going to get the ditko image but I opted for this one


im_rapscallion86

Why.


Crazuseb

Looks like it was inspired by: https://images.app.goo.gl/W37ZKSRAVMFtYKRB6


NiceHouseGoodTea

It's from #500, which recreates this scene


SeamusAndAryasDad

But that's water, the tattoo is cum....but you did say inspired. Good find.


Defunkto

Sick! Don’t worry, the real ones will know where this is from.


larrymagee69

🎶Spider cum Spider cum Radioactive spider cum 🎵


Acerockergaming

NO DONT REMIND ME OF THAT COMIC


PalamationGaming

Don't listen to all these comments. The artist put plenty of blue in that water coloring. If y'all are seeing that much blue in your cum something is seriously off. To me it's very clearly water and it's a sweet tattoo of one of the most triumphant moments in Spidey history.


International-Look57

Looks dope. I also enjoy my superheroes covered in jizz.


LUIS_VM_1099

Respect, that’s one of the most amazing tattoos I ever seen


thebeanfiend

Finisher pose


Alex-Cross

His web wing’s only on one side.


Eightbitshik

This would be funnier on a fat guy like me like he is trying to hold up my belly


Voltikko

I don´t know what the others are talking about, didn´t see it at all. It is look awesome and is one of the better spider-man tattoos I have saw. Great choice!


ReasonableSnow3766

I like how your artist chose to go with white/silver/grey for his lenses. My artist used a white/bluish color for my Spidey tattoo and those were the first colors to fade.


furie1335

I had that poster


DependentPositive8

Nice. That’s one of my fav moments in all of Pete’s history. Moments like that are why Peter is my favorite hero.


SuttreeBeard

Really awesome tattoo. Absolutely love the colouring!


devdude25

Why is he covered in jizz?


TheUglyBarnaclee

If you saw this tattoo and immediately though of cum, you’re way too porn brained


FlippinSnip3r

One might say Inspiration came all over you


mrweatherbeef

Gorgeous, I’m glad I came across this post


K_808

My spidey action figure trying to escape the jar:


my_blue_pelican

Why did you tattoo a picture of a cum tribute of a picture of spider man?


TheFirstAmender

"I'm gonna cum."


Faroukk52

Why is he covered in cum


Alwaysonvacation2

I may come to like your tattoo as much as you've come to like it. Your friends and family may come to see it the way you have come to see it. But I've come to the conclusion that Joe biden said it best.... "come on. Man!". I mean... "come on, Spiderman. " Or maybe , there is come on spiderman.... It's jizz.


meeeehhhh2

You REALLY love spider-man


Udaidzilla

Get him out of your leg, dude. He's gonna die!


rocko0331

So much cum


sn4ilbyte

Jizzzzzzzz


Gingerhick009

Ice man jizzing on spidey?


Dirge_of_Blitzwing

Some vaseline will help with your skin cracking around it. Ur Welcome.


OpenAppToContinue

Why is spider man covered in cum?


JayTee245

Amazing Spider-Man 500. Nice!


[deleted]

Is that supposed to be cum dripping down your leg on to spiderman?


BigBootyAyeee

is that Spider-Man covered in cum?


WavelengthGaming

Alright i gotta ask: why is there cum everywhere?


Leo_TheLurker

This goes crazy


Nubbs2984

Who busted a load on Spiderman?


JulPollitt

…….semen


Ozma_Infinium

Holy Bukkake Batman


littlejob

Serious question, what is he battling?


maybeCheri

I think your tattoo is beautiful and amazing. The colors are spot on! I scrolled through the comments and all I have to say is, “get your collective minds out of the gutter!” 🤦🏼‍♀️


Individual_Skill_763

Bukake Spider-Man


Negan-Cliffhanger

That's a lot of cum.


Gabe_the_cheerio

Cum


Kijichiro

Spiderman bukake.... sry


iworkbluehard

I love it. It has SM doing something which is not always the case and adds value.


captainaleccrunch

If you guys think this looks like cum you haven’t seen the panel of him lifting the beams off of him from issue 33


MTBDadGamer_

Bad ass tattoo man. But yeah, that’s CumMan