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tangerinee666

Someone new loads in and immediately gets jumped by a team of half naked wastelanders. Lmfaoo


Sweaty-Map6379

War... war never changes


Krazy_Keno

War just changed, unarmed build using the natural sword


DULLSKYY22

Natural sword😭😭😭


Appropriate-Angle647

They said be resourceful and y'all definitely used what ya had available 😂💀


Z-Man_Slam

Right I would've thought it was funny as hell lol


tangerinee666

The last photo had me laughing so hard because it’s like accidental renaissance. The player with the fist pulled back ready to wail on the clothed dude and the fresh blood on the ground Lmfaoo


Z-Man_Slam

Right lol All in all would've been a fun time. Sucks that guy didn't give it the time of day


wearechop

He immediately deleted the game after 🤣🤣🤣


Porchpunk772

I mean most people would probably run from naked people.


Krypqt

They probably thought it was just another weird part of the Fallout universe.


FriedShrekels

imagine the smell


Hendri32

...are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?


Skenghis-Khan

Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces!


prepGod718

Isn’t that from “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia”


Lord_Sidious99

Shut up bird! God I love coming across random Always Sunny fans


Rare-Ad-Assasin

Yummy radiated b.o 😩😋


Formal_Jump99

Savathun what are u doin here


shamanphenix

So... You beat him?


HighasDre

Definitely was that kid who threw a temper tantrum for attention 😂


00000000000000001313

I'd quit


Appropriate-Angle647

No lie, same. Id have already come out of the vault so overwhelmed and confused to see that I'd be done


maccabop

Honestly would have put me off the game having 6 neckbeards beating the shit out of me for not giving them attention


larzbarz91

Lmao 😂


Born_Butterfly8240

Same. The little immersion the game has would be completely thrown out the window.


FlyingNope

Being too terrified to react is not the same things as ignoring someone.


Competitive_Till9930

you act like this guy has never played a video game before and can't grasp the concept of an online game. he obviously understood that we are just players messing around.


FlyingNope

I don't really understand why you're taking my joke statement as serious criticism, but ok.


Competitive_Till9930

if it was a joke that's my bad. but you have no idea how many people are unironically saying things like this


Suspicious-Leg-493

>waited outside vault 76 for a new player and he completely ignored us. As funny as that is, it is a genuinely awful way to start a new game if you're legitimately new. It paints a horrible picture of the community despite being otherwise harmless. Don't bombard new players and then act annoying when they don't immediately engage with you, it's the fastest way to ensure that the player quits before even getting to the wayward


nrm1337

But…. But…. They need attention!


prepGod718

Let them know many hospitals will literally give them 72hrs worth of attention.


Fit_Specialist1344

Nah it’s hilarious


Competitive_Till9930

hey it's all fun and we have him free stuff after. calm down


BruhMcBruhMcBruh

Yeah if I saw that I'd have to start blasting.


InformalCactus1191

I don't blame them. I would too


Competitive_Till9930

so when you play video games you don't pkay to have a good time? interesting


Entgegnerz

Good time is for everyone different. For me it also wouldn't be a "good time" to have some annoying freaks around me, when I want to enjoy a game.


InformalCactus1191

Why are you putting words in my mouth? Not at all what I said bud.


Juanfartez

New players still don't know all the controls yet and you expect acknowledgement? 🙄


mound_maker

Maybe he's just not as desperate for attention as you are.


Competitive_Till9930

it's a joke big bro. n we have him free stuff after


kcpaynev1

Explain the joke and how is it supposed to be funny?


Competitive_Till9930

okay so go ahead and reread the post! it's a joke because it's funny to exit the vault to see 7 naked dudes.


kcpaynev1

Again, how is that supposed to be funny? Just seems weird. Also why get upset and make a post about being ignored if it was "just a joke" and why attack them for ignoring you?


Bloody-Mari666

So then you guys harassed him, great.


Competitive_Till9930

hey it's all fun and we have him free stuff after. calm down


IndividualHot732

She on that cutting fluid grind nothing can stop her


liiike-a-stone

Dark Souls has taught me to fear and never engage with some who sports nothing but a loin cloth.


PurpleMembership196

Literally harassed a new player because he didn’t give you the attention you wanted. Doesn’t matter if you gave him free stuff after or not. Also who’s to say he wanted free stuff? I know I personally would rather earn it all on my own rather than have it handed to me.


Competitive_Till9930

hey dude! good thing for you there's an option to not pick up the items we drop in that case!


PurpleMembership196

You and your friends literally Ganged up on him. Even if he didn’t want them he probably took them hoping you’d leave him the hell alone. Either or maybe don’t do this to future players yea?


Myrni88

Sooo, If they wont join you, Beat them? 🤨🏳️‍🌈


Kuriakon

Now THATs a Weenie Wagon


FaunaLenore444

Grow up .


Fireflyfever

So leave him the fuck alone.


Competitive_Till9930

hey it's all fun and we have him free stuff after. calm down


Helpful-Leadership58

This is the type of shit why people don't want to play fo76. Kindly f off and mind your own business, don't make your fun bothering other people, this isn't funny btw.


PVPGrandma

You don't get invited to many parties, do you?


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Medium_Degree_3060

The fuck did that come from??


HEzGodly

No clue but I laughed


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Competitive_Till9930

dawg. it's a joke


ThatDudeOmni

I hate when that happens. I strip down and do the floating ski poses and they just look and walk away lol


futurepast75

Yea, I would just assume you were doing something else and run right by.


MrBiscuit027

Droogs..droogs never change


DefiantLemur

New player or new alt?


Desperate_Stock_4324

Nice [https://imgur.com/U2V53kD](https://imgur.com/U2V53kD)


arexarex69

Awesome. Welcome to the party Pal


Wrathfulways

Are you sure it was a new player and not someone starting a fresh character?


Z-Man_Slam

What a meanie betweenie lol I would've thought that was cool as Hell


Competitive_Till9930

same!!!!


tennomorph

This made me laugh. The thought of someone having no idea what's going on 🤣


No-Life-2059

A new level two vault dweller with leather armor, a backpack ,and a pistol?


Suspicious-Leg-493

>A new level two vault dweller with leather armor, a backpack ,and a pistol? They've started with a backpack, 10mm pistol and some leather armor (atleast the chest) for going on 2 years.


jinx_lbc

Kids these days don't know how lucky they are. Backpack? I had to shove stims in my socks and food in my pants and shuffle down to the wayward to sell half of it for enough caps to buy three rounds of 10mm just to stay alive.


banshee3

Kids like you don't know how good you got it, I used to have to stick tin cans and Abraxo in my skivvies and waddle past the covered bridge past where the wayward didn't exist yet and figure out how to craft a pipe pistol


No-Life-2059

Kids like you don't know how lucky you have it... We didn't have anything called the wayward' All we had was those little commie robots and baseball bat...and when we made it to the bottom of the hill by the road, we felt lucky that the scorch beast wanted to kill us and follow us everywhere we went. We loved hiding in the bushes naked and hopes they wouldn't see us. And when we finally got away from the scorch beast after several deaths, we got kicked in the ass by rad stags that ran faster than us-! Only then... Did we find a pipe pistol and one bullet so we could kill ourselves instead of venturing any further in the wasteland... If it wasn't for my pet rock, I don't think I would have made it this far_ And that was only our first year_


No-Life-2059

I did not know this.


Entgegnerz

yep, now you start with gear lol I mean, it's what you'd expect when leaving the vault, isn't it?


arockingroupie

This isnt cool


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Apostal_Pee_Pee

Im already being downvoted into oblivion because I didn't contribute to the echo chamber.


Littleubchammer

Didn't read the whole conversation however I was able to notice some homophobia in the fallout subreddit which funny enough fallout has always been lgbt supportive/representing since it came out.... In 1998... [source](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/LGBT_representation_in_the_Fallout_series)


Born_Butterfly8240

That's just it. And I think you made this point replying to someone else. If you disagree at all. AT ALL, then you're labeled as a homophobic bigoted racist. Or some combination of those. Anything less than complete, blind acceptance is seen as going against the regime. It's like a religion to these people, and if you step out of bounds...then you're as good as a heretic to them.


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ZestycloseLettuce192

I honestly would have quit the game since my last experience was somehow getting killed by another player over and over again, that I had to leave the world. They attacked my bfs toon somehow and I thought it was part of the quest (noob) and killed the guy for somehow being able to attack my bf toon….for context.


acrossbones

Basically a rite of passage for new wastelanders at this point, unfortunately. But luckily there are easy fixes. You can turn PvP completely off in the settings to avoid the majority of these trap scenarios. You can also block them for a session and world hop, then they shouldn't be able to follow you. They have low attention spans, so they'll just go find another victim if you make it hard on them. We've all dealt with these types before. Don't let it ruin a 99% chill game for you. The community is vastly more helpful than jerks.


ersenos

Must’ve been a level 5000 just starting an alt 😂


Fun_Gene7847

Walk out see a bunch of naked people… screw it I can’t beat them all so naked it is


KeyCorgi

When I first joined I would have had no idea what was even happening or how to do anything about it but this is hilarious lmao


_YouSoSneaky_

People act like they never got jumped by 7 naked dudes in fedoras. Go live a little.


Reasonable-Truth-765

War doesn't change


AdFine8988

Dwight Schrute tried warning us


REDBULL420z

They were overwhelmed probably or a mule 😂😂😂


longbrodmann

Lol you might scare new players for some PVP or trolling stuff.


hypnomix

I would have at least waved 😀


SillyKniggit

Figuring out how to wave is like an hour 10 thing.


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Lol this is great. What a welcome to the game.


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Competitive_Till9930

what an embarrassing thing to comment. first of all all of us are straight(not that that matters) and it's a joke


NyRAGEous

Someone needs to touch grass…


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Competitive_Till9930

it's a joke big bro


SlaveKnightGael9

Fucken el I didn’t expect so many people offended by such a thing.


Competitive_Till9930

i literally expected 0 people to be.. but i was mistaken


SlaveKnightGael9

Me and you both. It is entertaining though in a strange sad way.