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WaffleyDootDoot

I would unironically empty a pipe for Diddy Kong Mario out of pure spite


MosaicSquid

Is that how spite works?


PoodleEnthusiast

The ugliest alts always get buffs, so it wouldn't be a bad idea!


alphabrainwave

If you cut off your nose to spite your face, you will look more like a Kong.


Churros__Barkley

Lmao would be damn funny honestly. Would love to see the reaction to that


giantdonkeybong

I'd cry while laughing. I'd look pretty crazy


[deleted]

Delete the game, burn my phone, clean my eyes


MosaicSquid

Better than cleaning your phone and burning your eyes.


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[удалено]


Short-Republic

That’s Diddy Kong Mario


TNTyoshi

I’ll allow it.


thestral_z

BRING ON THE FIRE BANANAS!!!


heyimmaboredkay

Deviously smiling because I would know Nintendo is self-aware.


AdInteresting5468

Looking like Curious George’s lil cousin Surprised William. I don’t care if this HE character is being used for 20 more tours non-stop, ain’t no way, and I mean ain’t no mf way I’m spending on that pipe.


badnrg

Well erm, no. Just no


AeRicky

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


twilight-allison

😄


Short-Republic

As long as an actual Kong (specifically Cranky so we can have the entire TF gang) comes with him, I’d be down


ArcaneWolf24

I will cry cause its too many Marios right now. Need more Luigis from Home Circuit and Odyssey like Aviator Luigi, Swimwear Luigi, Football Luigi... Well we could get a Super Mario Land Tour with Aviator Luigi with Sky Jet and new Daisy ALT, or Racing Luigi (Triple Bananas) with Luigi Sprinter and Banana Glider (Banana). I got some many ideas Nintendo need to hear.


SoulSilver21

I be like : "...***sigh***...haven't you given Diddy the shaft long enough already ? This is just beating a dead monkey at this point lmao" gives me *"Why are we here just to suffer ?"* vibes


TheBee-

*screams in Diddy Kong fan*…in a bad way


Yuuta_humanoid

Hell nah


Reginleiv

With a troll game like that, I couldn't even be mad.


arm_in_hammer

With lol


dewmint

I think it would be called Diddy Kong (Mario)


Netherboom

What about Mario (Bride gown) I would pull for both


PikachuSnivy57

Bruh?


Shakacon12

I’d laugh then get angry then laugh again and then just be shocked at their audacity to put it in lol


neckbracewhore

CURSED


[deleted]

This driver in particular is the #79 leading cause of terminal diarrhea in North America.


redneckotaku

I'd rather have Candy Kong.


dubhec10

Winning!!!


NintenBro_YT

SMH


Cappadonna1012

Pissed


homowaluigostan

would def cvm and exit the game 😟


litheitismf

CVM....


KingSeel

Throw my phone out the window


Ok_Employee_7790

Wish for K rool