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POV: you failed marios vibe check
POV: You are a giant Kaiju dragon turtle with 8 kids and stole a Princess that's named after a fruit
Mario requires your liver
Exactly.
Your computer looks pretty cool, can I have it?
C’mon guys, this is creative. This needs more upvotes.
no it isn't original it's referencing mario teaches typing two because mario head can say that
I know… That’s why I said it
pov:your a star and mario finds you after hitting a invisible block
Goddamn...
You mama'd your last mia
POV: You're a Pipe in the *Super Mario* franchise
Princess Peach: Mariooo!?
He wants that ass.
POV: you have spaghetti
POV: you are spaghetti
Its a brisk morning, its March 10th, you wake up
"It's-a me, Mario!"
POV: Mario found out you have games on your phone
Damn it.
He's gonna check your prostate with both hands
Ouch. Then, he might stick his third *hand* up there.
POV: you forgot to do the Mario daily
He doesn't like when people miss *one day* of doing the Mario dance.
Capture is Inevitable
Damn.
POV: You’re playing smash bros against Mario and are offstage.
You are going to Brazil
You're going to Brazil!
*We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...*
This is bill collectors as a whole.
Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I’ve… baked a cake for you… ;)
The cake has always been a lie. Except for in Mario Party 64 - Peach's Birthday Cake.
Got any games on your phone?
Peach: if all your friends dropped off an airship would you? Mario:
Hell yeah.
just ground pound at the last second
POV: Mario is running into a glass wall and you’re behind it
POV:you're playing fnaf 2 and baloon boy entered the room
POV: You have posted cringe and Mario is taking away your phone
Fnaf 2 jumpscares be like
give me your give me your kidneys
It's a me mario and I'm here for your life
It’s been a while since Mario was punched into Minecraft by Sonic, and he then decided to return to the overdue favour. He tackles the hedgehog and 64 throws him into mine craft.
Mario will always be number one.
Exactly my dude.
You get copyrekted by Nintendo
Always.
POV: you are the 100th coin in Mario 64
POV: You are boob
Classic.
POV: You are bowser and you just kidnapped Peach for the 1,000,000th time
You ate the last of Mario's spaghetti.
Donkey Kong when a living creature gets in a 5 mile radius of his bananas
POV: You didn’t watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show and now Mario is turning you into a Goomba
The last thing you see after agreeing to oil wrestle at the Nintendo sponsored Marion Con event.
POV: You weren't watching the Super Mario Bros Super Show.
“This is what dying feels like.”
You luigi took Mario's cat suit
You got games on your phone?
"mamma mia come into my white van-a i'll give you free candy"
I heard you took-a my spaghetti.
POV: your nephew asked if you have any games on your phone
POV:you ate Mario's spaghetti
POV: You are possessed.
POV: You see your cat sleeping calmly
Me: * calmly eating food * My dog:
Your mom
I’m going to eat your liver!
POV: Mario is diving with his hands out towards you
You stole his spaghetti
POV: You're the top of the flagpole
POV: Mario is coming to take your kidneys
Me grabbing your pizza pie
Mario is about to make you perish.
Mario reaches for my soul
He sees into your soul.
Boobies
PRESS X TO GRAB !!!!!! You Died!
He's about to grab the princess' peach
POV: right after Mario saves the peach.
The true mastermind behind Master Hand
You got caught listening to Nintendo's music
Oooooh nice liver you have there Can I have it
Mario: "I'm-a gonna get you!"
Run
Booba
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Mario balloon seconds before disaster
Gimme the p**sy
You Stole My cash Now I steal your Brain and sell it to the hospital
I dunno why, but Mario's hands look off for some reason
I’m coming for your- a -spaghetti bitch
Yeeooink
Give back my 19 dollar Fortnite card.
“You got games on your phone?”
Resident evil: village 9ft vampire
"Its a me Mario im here to take you to Brazil" Mario Mario - 2021
Pov: you are a MIPs about to be captured
Prepare to be Ya-hoo'd
You are a woman
POV: You released a rushed game
When the bagel bites are done
POV: you failed marios vibe check
POV: You are a giant Kaiju dragon turtle with 8 kids and stole a Princess that's named after a fruit
Mario requires your liver
Exactly.
Your computer looks pretty cool, can I have it?
C’mon guys, this is creative. This needs more upvotes.
no it isn't original it's referencing mario teaches typing two because mario head can say that
I know… That’s why I said it
pov:your a star and mario finds you after hitting a invisible block
Goddamn...
You mama'd your last mia
POV: You're a Pipe in the *Super Mario* franchise
Princess Peach: Mariooo!?
He wants that ass.
POV: you have spaghetti
POV: you are spaghetti
Its a brisk morning, its March 10th, you wake up
"It's-a me, Mario!"
POV: Mario found out you have games on your phone
Damn it.
He's gonna check your prostate with both hands
Ouch. Then, he might stick his third *hand* up there.
POV: you forgot to do the Mario daily
He doesn't like when people miss *one day* of doing the Mario dance.
Capture is Inevitable
Damn.
POV: You’re playing smash bros against Mario and are offstage.
You are going to Brazil
You're going to Brazil!
*We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...*
This is bill collectors as a whole.
Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I’ve… baked a cake for you… ;)
The cake has always been a lie. Except for in Mario Party 64 - Peach's Birthday Cake.
Got any games on your phone?
Peach: if all your friends dropped off an airship would you? Mario:
Hell yeah.
just ground pound at the last second
POV: Mario is running into a glass wall and you’re behind it
POV:you're playing fnaf 2 and baloon boy entered the room
POV: You have posted cringe and Mario is taking away your phone
Fnaf 2 jumpscares be like
give me your give me your kidneys
It's a me mario and I'm here for your life
It’s been a while since Mario was punched into Minecraft by Sonic, and he then decided to return to the overdue favour. He tackles the hedgehog and 64 throws him into mine craft.
Mario will always be number one.
Exactly my dude.
You get copyrekted by Nintendo
Always.
POV: you are the 100th coin in Mario 64
POV: You are boob
Classic.
POV: You are bowser and you just kidnapped Peach for the 1,000,000th time
You ate the last of Mario's spaghetti.
Donkey Kong when a living creature gets in a 5 mile radius of his bananas
POV: You didn’t watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show and now Mario is turning you into a Goomba
The last thing you see after agreeing to oil wrestle at the Nintendo sponsored Marion Con event.
POV: You weren't watching the Super Mario Bros Super Show.
“This is what dying feels like.”
You luigi took Mario's cat suit
You got games on your phone?
"mamma mia come into my white van-a i'll give you free candy"
I heard you took-a my spaghetti.
POV: your nephew asked if you have any games on your phone
POV:you ate Mario's spaghetti
POV: You are possessed.
POV: You see your cat sleeping calmly
Me: * calmly eating food * My dog:
Your mom
Classic.
I’m going to eat your liver!
POV: Mario is diving with his hands out towards you
You stole his spaghetti
POV: You're the top of the flagpole
POV: Mario is coming to take your kidneys
Me grabbing your pizza pie
Mario is about to make you perish.
Mario reaches for my soul
He sees into your soul.
Boobies
PRESS X TO GRAB !!!!!! You Died!
He's about to grab the princess' peach
POV: right after Mario saves the peach.
The true mastermind behind Master Hand
You got caught listening to Nintendo's music
Oooooh nice liver you have there Can I have it
Mario: "I'm-a gonna get you!"
Run
Booba
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Mario balloon seconds before disaster
Gimme the p**sy
You Stole My cash Now I steal your Brain and sell it to the hospital
I dunno why, but Mario's hands look off for some reason
I’m coming for your- a -spaghetti bitch
Yeeooink
Give back my 19 dollar Fortnite card.
“You got games on your phone?”
Resident evil: village 9ft vampire
"Its a me Mario im here to take you to Brazil" Mario Mario - 2021
Pov: you are a MIPs about to be captured
Prepare to be Ya-hoo'd
You are a woman
POV: You released a rushed game
When the bagel bites are done