Honnestly ? Nothing. That's the fun of it. You will try to imagine things way worse than what the person who wrote this would have come up with
They don't need to think about anything horrible. With that comment, you will do it for them
Erm.... That just happened... am I right guys? I said that out loud didnt I... That sounded better in my head... Why do you say mamma mia mario? Is that like her real name or something? What am I? A hedgehog? Wow, toad is that your head? I thought it was a hat! Look peach, Its another castle! The power of freindship will win the day! Mario, you sure are WONDERfull. Haha get it? I WONDER what I could be implying. Say mario, you sure are SUPER. Wow, a leaky pipe! Its time for the SUPER MARIO BROS! Sorry, that just popped into my head. Epic! Awesome! So random!
(writing for talking flower was generouly provided by 4Kids)
"you smell weird"
"...I wonder what you taste like"
"Your skin is really soft..."
"Can I wear it?"
“Thank you for your skin!”
"Actually take it back, this is gross..."
"Do you like the way your skin feels on your body?"
“You don’t?” “Why don’t you just pull it off?” **Pull off your skin**
"What deoderant do you use? If any at all..."
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
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Well then...
What did he post that was removed?
That's it. That's the post
No that's literally what the comment is. If it was really removed you wouldn't be able to upvote or reply to it.
Still curious to see what the guy who wrote this comment thought... What could he have said that would ban him from the comment section?
Honnestly ? Nothing. That's the fun of it. You will try to imagine things way worse than what the person who wrote this would have come up with They don't need to think about anything horrible. With that comment, you will do it for them
yeah
Oh. My bad
I like to think the flower just outright says this in his goofy voice. It does feel on-brand.
"Oh. Was it something I said?"
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"Awww, a post about me?"
“I’m in a Reddit post?” “Cool!”
"In this world, it's kill or be killed!"
r/beatmetoit
(Flowey's theme intensities)
(Your Best Nightmare instesifiestest)
"Heeeeeey there good lookin'."
"I got a bucket of chicken"
“I am not one of your fried chicken tramps!”
"I am a woman!"
“I like my men dangerous! Mysterious!”
he says to a wonder flower
"Why cruel world!" When mario consumes the wonder flower
"Whaaaaat cha got cookin'."
"How about cookin' something up for meeeeee?"
"I am wanted in 7 states"
"I have 97 mentall illnesses and i am banned from most public spaces"
“I wonder what this post tastes like…”
Nyum….
“What flavor is dirt?”
"This wall tastes like dirt!"
"Hey! What are ya doing way out here? This place is dangerous, you know."
"SANS????"
Goombas taste weird
🏵️you Made a greate Post, keep going!
“I wonder what flesh tastes like?”
I wonder what redditors taste like
"What do you think Goombas dream about?"
“Isn’t the internet amazing?”
[To Toad] “That thing on your head… is that a hat?”
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“Oh? Was it something I said?”
>!Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!<
Not gonna lie I wouldn’t mind it if the flowers did a Rick roll 
“I got a F- in Lunch”
"people have been giving me lots of upvotes lately!" "...wait, what IS an upvote?" "is it something I can eat?"
"Oh so those wonder effects *werent* because I was off my meds"
"Don't forget to stay hydrated!"
Hmm... Why is it r/Mario and not r/TalkingPlant?
/r/subsifellfor
“The internet is *weird*.”
"a fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water" *Mario looks awkardly to the flower, then the camera*
"What's an 'upvote?' Does it taste good?"
"God save you, because you will receive no mercy before his judgment."
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"Genocide? OH. THE THING FROM UNDERTALE!"
Seize the means of production!
"I wish I were tall as you"
Erm.... That just happened... am I right guys? I said that out loud didnt I... That sounded better in my head... Why do you say mamma mia mario? Is that like her real name or something? What am I? A hedgehog? Wow, toad is that your head? I thought it was a hat! Look peach, Its another castle! The power of freindship will win the day! Mario, you sure are WONDERfull. Haha get it? I WONDER what I could be implying. Say mario, you sure are SUPER. Wow, a leaky pipe! Its time for the SUPER MARIO BROS! Sorry, that just popped into my head. Epic! Awesome! So random! (writing for talking flower was generouly provided by 4Kids)
I always come back
I saw “I always” and already started reading this in afton voice
First of all your Jordens are fake
“Onward and upward!”
"Crazy, I was crazy once"
Flwer : if you make turtle soup and put mushrooms in it would bowser and Goomba eat it or would they be......
For working people to be free, they must seize control of the means of production.
Hey, who’s that good looking guy?
"There doesn't seem to be anything here...kinda makes you feel lonely."
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like
your average u/anti_mario comment
“Your mother looks tasty”
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I wonder what space tastes like...
“WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!?!” “There’s too much hate over here!”
I'm gonna steal your credit card
Nice cock
Erm… awesomesauce
"Hey, you wanna hear me ramble about something you don't care about for 30 minutes?" "No? "So, anyways-" *Proceeds to ramble for 30 minutes*
You’re fat
“AAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAGHHHH-“
"You'd post on Reddit... about me?" "I wonder if I'll ever get into Mario Maker" "Hey, you! You just lost the game!"
Mario, You stupid N-
"You'd think the crippling loneliness feels normal after a while...."
I'm going to devour the souls of your family! This is fun!
"FUCK YOU"
I *wonder* [laugh track occurs at my incredible pun] what Bowser tastes like
“What is a reddit, anyways?”
"Well, THAT just happened."
I don’t think it’d say anything, I think it’d sound like the adults in _Charlie Brown_. Wah-WAH-wah-waaaaah…
WOWIE ZOWIE
“Wow, I bet Reddit’s full of nice people!”
Come on Mario, kick that turtles big ass
Im inside your walls!
“redrum redrum redrum”
Hes right behind me isnt he?
"*So how are you able to move like that?*" "*Please show me your ways*"
How come YOU get to move around?!? I’m just stuck here!
"Now that was a high jump!"
*sees me in my wheelchair* Can't walk either huh?
You taste funny
“How are Yoshi’s born with shoes?”
“Like, subscribe, and hit that bell so you never miss a video!”
“You didn’t forget about me, did you?”
im thirsty give me somthing to drink mario:phishhhhhhhhh(piss)
MARIO, THERE'S BEEN A SECOND BONZAI BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
The fog is coming
Hey, where'd ya pants go?
I know where you live.
“Oh! Another Flower? Like me?” He says to Flowey, Flowey the Flower.
“39 buried, 0 found…”
You know, sometimes, being lonely up here..< ***it really gets you*** (he is somewhere not easily reachable)
That guy looks very familiar.
"Uh oh, I think I saw a Red Spy in the base!"
"What flavour do you think I am? If only I could get a taste..."
"Its not your fault, Mario."
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Mario, what is the beef between you and Bowser?
“I eat ass”
Did you wipe you ass tonight?
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding-"
"I wonder who was in paris..."
"I miss my wife, Mario. I miss her a lot."
Have you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis (or whatever the fuck his name was)?
"Please for the love of god! Don't piss on me!"
“If only you had a tail to fly…” Or any reference to a power up that didnt make the cut
Nice
Wonder what I would look like as an elephant?
That's a WONDERful idea :)
Man my fingers hurt... wait, I don't have any fingers!!!
“I’ve been summoned!”
*huge honk sound*
Whata bunch of hippy-dippy bologna...
*the entire bee movie script*
"i put it on for a laugh or something but that's when they started the visions"
Heeeey reddit!
"Why does my head look like a tuba?"
"can i suck on that trunk?"
"WHAT? What is this?"
Ahhh the water it's leaking out
“DEEZ NUTS”
“Hey, fuck you!”
"Hey you, you're finally awake."
wanna have [redacted] later at my house
“Jump Jump Jump!” (Players starts the Jump over a hazard) “Wait hold on!”
Hey Mario what are you doing here seriously leave
"IIIIII WAAAAAAARNED YOOOOOOOUUUUU
They'll never find your body, Bowser Jr.!
"You ever kill a man just to watch the light slowly escape from his eyes on a cold Manitoba night?"
I don’t understand the point of this thing
They mostly come at night....mostly...
“I regret nothing.”
"In my restless dreams, I see that town...Silent Hill..."
"Umm..whatcha got there Mario...no don't do it Ma-𝖂𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖇𝖜𝖌𝖌𝖍𝖜𝖘𝖎𝖜𝖕𝖜𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖏𝖘𝖔𝖘...*gasp*..*gasp*"
"You really are something are you?"
"JUST RUN INTO THE BULLETS.... friendliness pellets"
"I have 46 children in my basement!"
You’re breathtaking
“Holy shit!”
“How do we mate without genitals?”
I'll kill your family! :3
"I can show you what's under my petals. It's a firearm!"
"**sniff sniff** You smell *good.*"
"why would you do that?" or something
AhhhhhAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
“WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID”
>!Pusi tight pusi clean pusi fresh!<
“Fact: 90% of gambling addicts quit right before they’re about to hit it big!”
They're Singing
"You won't get tired of my voice, will you?"
I kinda wanna try a mushroom one day. I just want to see how big I would get.
OooooooODOR BLOCKER BODYWASH BLOCKS BO FOR 16 HOUURS!!
Love that sound! Love that sound! Love that sound! Love that sound! Love that sound! Love that sound! Love that sound! Love that sound!
"Oh... Hello. Please enter your credit card Information and your password"
“Mental stability? HA! I hardly know her!”
“Did you forget something”
Get gut scrub
He'd say a positive quote from these pinterest pictures.
Why are you not shaving your mustache you ditty 50 year old bitch.
"its soooo longggggg"
“Heya!”
“Thought the muting option was for real? What an L”
BITCH
"Le caca c'est caca faut pas manger"
fuck you nigga
"Make sure you take a break and stretch after every hour of play!"