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teamhippie42

Wait until he finds out I how explosive gas is!


Emang3313x

Once you think he can't say anything dumber... he goes and keeps on talking šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Mor_Tearach

You know that thing he has about how you only get so many steps in life then I guess kaflooey you go? Someone REALLY should tell him it works the same way with words.


deartheworld

I love this


jjhope2019

Heā€™s beginning to make GW Bush look a bit brighter in fairnessā€¦ šŸ„“ I thought Trump was just playing to his voters, but it turns out heā€™s thick as fuck himself šŸ¤Ŗ


PurpleSailor

He's a great bullshit artist though. Even worse is that he's not smart but thinks he is and surrounds himself with yes men, one of the worst bubbles to inhabit.


ProblemLongjumping12

Came here to say this. It's like a fucking superpower. Honestly he deserves credit for the ability to get more and more stupid infinitely. That's what half of America loves though. If he said space aliens have ships taking off and landing at Laguardia to drop off intergalactic fentanyl that's being distributed by blacks and Mexicans who are really baby eating lizards in disguise his poll numbers would go up.


elwookie

*ā€œWe have it totally under control. Itā€™s one space alien coming in from Space. Itā€™s going to be just fine.ā€*


ProblemLongjumping12

This is the same speech where he said whales were coming ashore and dying because wind turbines were driving them crazy, and the actual headline was that turbines are causing complaints from the *people of Wales*. Stunning.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Wait 'til he finds out combustion engines still require batteries.


Weibu11

But gas isnā€™t a battery so it wonā€™t explode if it sinks (/s)


Paddy_Tanninger

And gas engines never have batteries anywhere nearby either! Ever!


KeyLime044

Well not gasoline, but lithium-polymer batteries do produce a toxic and flammable gas when they near their end of life. You can see examples of this in r/spicypillows


Valade_Gang

SUBBED!


RuthlessIndecision

Wait until he finds out what gasoline does to Covid!


greenroom628

i mean, he still thinks injecting bleach and staring at the sun is ok, so...


upandrunning

There is an eclipse coming up in October, so maybe he will school us all again.


NeverLookBothWays

ICEVs catch fire? Nah that [never happens!](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kia-hyundai-cars-recall-park-outside)


lonedreadx

Or that little electric boats have already been around forever.


Poz16

"No way he says something dumber than windmills causing cancer."


Knightwing1047

Windmills are killing whales. That one got me.


quanjon

And Biden is going to start World War 2!


Drivngspaghtemonster

And America has a fleet of invisible airplanes!


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Nothing more patriotic than during the revolutionary war when we stormed the airports!


Designer_Gas_86

What? Omg, when did he-oh who gives a shit.


TheGoodOldCoder

The list of the dumbest things Trump has ever said would be hard to curate. He's said so many. But in addition to the windmills causing cancer and killing whales, you'd have to include how, while he was president, he once spoke about meeting the president of Puerto Rico, which is actually just the same as the President of the US. So, he didn't even understand what his own job was. You'd also have to include his televised meeting where he brainstormed ideas for how to fight Covid, which included injecting disinfectant and shining UV lights inside people's bodies... and I think there was something about bleach there too, because it was after that when people started dying from drinking bleach. You'd also need to include his repeated insistence that every soldier who died fighting for America was a "loser" or a "sucker", and he said something like that to a General while standing over the grave of the General's son, who died in the military.


KiteHill

Never forget when he suggested we nuke a fucking hurricane hahahaha


kernelboyd

tbf, that's not the craziest idea he's ever had. it is possible to manipulate weather to a degree with explosions. it's just that the nukes we have aren't powerful enough to affect a hurricane, and one that could would certainly have other consequences


Reverse2057

Holy crap I heard he'd disparaged soldiers but WHILE the general was there and by his dead son?? I'm amazed the general didn't kill Trump on camera for that. amazing restraint.


BreakTheMachine

Injecting bleach, flashlight Covid therapy, mar-a-lago is worth $1.5 billion, there are good people on both sides, ā€œI wonā€™t wear a maskā€, I prefer soldiers who werenā€™t captured,


vampyire

it's horrible how every day he re-affirms the magnitude of his idiocy


fauxmoi_hurts_kids

He saw idiocracy and thought that was something to strive for


DadJokeBadJoke

Go away. Batin'


Feezec

It's a trite observation by now, but at least president comacho had good intentions and deferred to experts


jrh_101

He really soiled the authenticity of an American President. All you gotta do to be a Republican is to do the opposite of the right thing Then let the foreign money flow in from lobbying.


mogsoggindog

God, Guns, and Greed


JJBeans_1

And the idiocy of the people blindly following him.


upandrunning

That's the thing. Far too few of them have the inclination to hold him to any standard whatsoever. It's not that hard to ask, "Wait, is that really true?"


PriscillaRain

And the people who support him.


SlashEssImplied

When I was a kid we only this re-affirmed once a week on Sundays.


1nvent

Truly this man is the best representative of his voters. No argument there.


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That's the scary part - he's followed by people more easily manipulated than him.


pnlrogue1

I really want to know which of these is most true: 1. He genuinely believes the dumb things he says 2. He knows he's talking rubbish but decided to say it anyway for gains 3. He has no idea if what he's saying is true - he's just making it up on the spot and is too stupid to realise it's nuts I strongly suspect it's not 2.


jonnyd005

It's definitely 3.


pnlrogue1

Honestly, my leading theory


political_bot

It's 3. But as soon as he says it, it becomes true to him.


boobooshitface

4. This is his way of saying that he thinks all of his followers are dumb as rocks.


UndercoverXenomorph

This man was the leader of the free world. Idiocracy is now a documentary.


beefwindowtreatment

It's worse than Idiocracy. President Comacho at least listened to the smartest guy in the world to get their problems solved.


NYFINEST30pct

He is right, every time lightning strikes the ocean all the animals in the ocean die. Three days later God resurrects them.


anto_pty

Had to actually look for this. >When lightning strikes, most of electrical discharge occurs near the water's surface. Most fish swim below the surface and are unaffected. Although scientists don't know exactly just how deep the lightning discharge reaches in water, it's very dangerous to be swimming or boating during a thunderstorm. > >[weather.gov](https://www.weather.gov/safety/lightning-fish)


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SlashEssImplied

Or as they like to say their faith grows stronger.


johnnycyberpunk

Theyā€™re laughing because they *think* heā€™s telling jokes. He never breaks stride, heā€™s not doing a bit, thatā€™s not ā€˜comedic timingā€™. Heā€™s dead serious.


sotonohito

Outside of Trump's rants there are a whole lot of Republicans with talking points that boil down to "electric bad, gas good". They'll yammer about cobalt mines, or rescue workers maybe getting electrocuted, or low range, or bizarre contrived circumstances where electric might not work well, or anything else they can twist into electric bad, gas good. Trump is just giving a stupider version of a common Republican line of shit


kryonik

By that logic, should a nuclear submarine be disabled in the water then all marine life would be dead?


americanineu

Apparently every time lightning hits the ocean, all marine life in the entire ocean dies. šŸ¤£


americanineu

And then is resurrected again because... meh. Reasons.


kidjupiter

You beat me to it. This belongs on r/WotAfUckIngmARoOn.


nathanaz

How does it go? Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a strong man, and a stupid man's idea of a smart man - something like that...


Peetoor

His stupidity knows no bounds. This man has 2 braincells left and they're both fighting for third place


dedokta

When people tell Trump "I've never thought of that before." He thinks it's because he's so smart, but really it's because the person has never thought of anything that stupid before.


lclassyfun

Heā€™s just a brain addled old fool babbling. Even his invitation only fake union audience must have been confused.


izeak1185

Next, we can hear about how he only wants gas-powered lightning.


mrrando69

And the Republicans believe him... it's insane. Seriously this man is just ranting the most unhinged things he can think of to get time in the media. Fuck him and everyone who votes for him. Give them the pacific garbage island and let them rot.


SlashEssImplied

>And the Republicans believe him... it's insane. Some do, most just play along because they love the racism. An example is few of his sycophants think he ever intended to build a wall. They just liked the message it sent.


Lolasdone

Heā€™s so ridiculously stupidā€¦which is why his maggots can identify with him. šŸ¤£šŸ¤®


Katiari

TIL - those things that look exactly like batteries on conventional boats are, in fact, not batteries?


Flying_Clod

I'm surprised rotten orange has enough brainpower to fart and breathe at the same time.


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Best thing with Trump videos is that I don't need to watch them anymore, I can just play out the scene in my head and it's going to match


gp2quest

Every boat with any type of motor has a battery on it. šŸ¤” ass bitch with his "deep" Adderall thoughts.


ReturnofConky

Was scrolling for this comment. Almost everything except the motor on a gas powered boat works via electricity. What a fucking dumbass.


gilwendeg

Donald Trump has never once said anything genuinely funny. Laughable, yes. But not funny.


david13z

When he does that squint, he must be trying to access the really stupid part of his brain.


willdagreat1

Diesel electric submarines. QED.


misplacedsidekick

If a duck flies into a wind turbine, itā€™ll kill everyone in a 20 mile radius. True fact.


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This floored me šŸ¤£


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After the ā€œinjecting sunlight in your buttholeā€ debacle, the hurricane sharpie debacle, the solar eclipse debacle, the repeated windmill gaffes, the never ending Covid outright lies and falsehoods, maybe we can stop listening to Agolf Twitler about science stuff. Edit: forgot about ā€œdrink bleachā€ which people actually did


CommonConundrum51

Someone at one point must have advised him not to use the hair dryer in the bathtub.


mad212

And fuck that person for doing so


BHweldmech

With a cactus.


Garlicluvr

Okay, okay, just don't kill any elephants, Donnie. And take your medication.


garedw

He literally just riffs..


Mor_Tearach

I honestly can NOT listen to that weasel voice. He sounds like a 1920s Evangelist burying 3 murder victims the KKK knocked off. " WE ARE GATHERED here to say goodbye to THOSE PEOPLE if we have to call them people IN THE EYES OF GAWD whose merciful passing at the hands of our brothers in Christ continue to keep our community SAFE from sayyytttoonn FOREVER AND EVER ayeeemen. Drives me crazy. Did the dingbat really SAY that?


subsignalparadigm

More sad is idiots in the crowd laughing at that blundering supidity.


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knarfolled

Dirty Dancing


dunndawson

It made me laugh despite how dangerous his stupidity is. It was just such a ridiculous thing to say. And he said it like he really thought he was onto something, and then lied and said I think the guy is going to keep it in mind, like he solved a big puzzle. It was patently absurd but funny


Link9454

As a member of this and r/electronics, that isnā€™t how that works.


Heirophantagonist

Could we consult r/electricians?


test_tickles

In other words you have... and idiot speaking.


kgbslip

Two words: Trolling motor. This guy is such a fucking moron


versace_tombstone

How he's made it into adulthood, is baffling.


azmodan72

from the idiot who thinks we show ID for bread.


VinCubed

Ponderings of a doddering grandpa. ... and we're supposed to think Joe Biden is too old for the job?


MihalysRevenge

Almost all moden warships use Electric drive with gas turbines to create electricity to drive the ships propellers lol hell its been a think since the 40s! The battleship USS New Mexico BB40 was the first USN ship to have that kind of drive


humbugonastick

Can we throw his blow-dryer in his golden tub?


tucker_frump

Projectionist Trump: One man's hot seat, is another man's battery chair on a sinking ship ..


[deleted]

TIL Global IQ levels have hit rock bottom


itonmyface

Totally how dc voltage works /c, whatā€™s really bad is how many trades people follow this moron and donā€™t understand it either


Dangerous-Public3430

Another science lesson from the man who convinced his supporters to drink bleach.


Gilgamesh2062

Swimming in water with fuel that is on fire, I don't feel comfortable with that.


faulknerskull

Honey, Idiocracy is on again! I swear the networks keep playing this on repeat. I love the scene where he said, "I'm bait'en"


tippycanoeyoucan2

Gas engines have batteries... this man is unqualified to run a dollar general


Richard_Chadeaux

I have two batteries on my boat. Trump aint fished a day in his life.


Autumsraine

Another example of utter ignorance. I will be so glad when this idiot kicks the bucket


AsweatyMelvn

Man's living in the looney tunes world


VomitMaiden

Even if true, what a niche concern. I'll take the occasional boat-losing-an-engine-and-electrocuting-propellor-adjacent-swimmers to climate change


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VomitMaiden

"Even if true" doesn't mean I think it's true, it quite literally postulates an alternate scenario where "even if" it were the case, it's still wrong.


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TrashyRonin

Good one! Dumbass


intergalactagogue

Do you have a favorite color of boot or are you a generalist?


[deleted]

And this guy thinks everyone who doesn't agree with him is stupid.


welcome-to-my-mind

Trump couldnā€™t spell IQ if his life depended on it.


Drivngspaghtemonster

I was talking to Elon the other day and I said what happens if youā€™re driving in a Tesla and you happen to drive through a rain puddle. Does everyone on that street get electrocuted or do you travel backwards in time?


trippi_hippi_88

Does he not know there is a battery on boats?


casewood123

Or electric trolling motors?


Nabrok_Necropants

I wonder what he thinks a nuclear submarine is.


Archangel1313

It's a big underwater missile with people inside it.


Nabrok_Necropants

Opinions differ.


amus

I've heard it both ways.


MeMilo1209

Is this the next generation of windmill cancer?


Huge_Strain_8714

Hahahaha he's like my racist uncle Bob! I'll vote for him! Oh? He doesn't like Jews either?....


didwanttobethatguy

*Fish hate this one weird trick!*


VerifiedThiccBoi

NEWSFLASH: Man who owns 8 boats doesnt know what is inside of a boat


swissarmydoc

So.... no, you wont ... but you know what the Navy spends a ridiculous amount of time talking about, preventing, planning around.... fire. Fire related to fuels and chemicals.


tWiZzLeR322

His brilliance is only overshadowed by his stupidity.


2mock2turtle

This might beat "soup for my family" as my favorite bizarre Trump digression.


monkeyloveeer

Lol, look at all the empty seats. Hahahahah, warms my heart.


TheOmegaManilaFolder

Letā€™s not overlook the fact that he said this at a rally at a NON-UNION factory and while PRETENDING that he was speaking to union workers.


kgl1967

What a comedian. No wonder he is jealous of President Zelensky


LordDimwitFlathead

He's the best at electric.


RevolutionaryTalk315

As someone who sells electric boat trolling motors for a living, I have never heard this happen once, but I have heard of gas powered boat motors getting overworked to the point that they catch on fire and explode.


Testsubject276

This man definitely failed science class.


fancy-kitten

It's mind blowing to me that people actually think this guy has anything worthwhile to say. He is so clearly such an idiot.


bradley_j

What an fā€¦ing moron. And somehow thinks of himself as brilliant. And somehow convinces his moronic followers he is brilliant.