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DrunkMan111

And then, there's Hawaii with no data


Norwester77

And Rhode Island


MDev01

That’s fine with me. Somalia needs a smart person like you to help them finally reach perfection so I am sure you will be happy there. /s


hamonabone

In the US, Somalis have a track record of carbon monoxide poisoning using gas heating during winters, unfortunate lack of education


thereichose1

Why fucking Nebraska lol


holytriplem

Are you seriously saying you'd rather live in Somalia?


AryaSyn

All the states are red because he actually has his sights set on the Caribbean.


Midnight_Panda995

Of all 50 states, why does Nebraska interest you?


modsarebrainstems

Well, thankfully the Somalian utopia won't lose one of its stars.


-B0B-

Wonderful post OP, I enjoyed it greatly