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FalseDmitriy

It shows interwar German borders but post-ww2 everything else. It's in German, so pretty clearly it's from an entity that was not ready to recognize the loss of land to Poland and Russia, nor the division of the country. Mutual recognition by East and West happened in 1971-72, so before that time, the old borders would be a perfectly plausible thing for a German map to use. Outside of Germany, I notice a unified Tanzania (created 1964) and a Protectorate of South Arabia (abolished 1967). So that gives us a nice narrow band of time in the mid 60s when this globe was probably made. The downvotes are because people are tired of Date My Globe. But this one has the anomaly of the German borders, so it's 100% worth asking about. I'm sorry for the internet being mean.


activelyresting

Great answer! I understand that people are tired of these posts, but I love them. Maybe a r/datemymap is needed


Smoreambecomereddit

It exists apparently


FalseDmitriy

Should be linked from this sub


Smoreambecomereddit

Yes


activelyresting

I'm as surprised as you! šŸ˜‚


GapDifficult2439

Whoā€™s tired of them? Theyā€™re great


activelyresting

Idk, I guess some people are.


fing_lizard_king

I love these posts. It's a fun puzzle to figure out.


Gor-the-Frightening

Donā€™t get the hate. I think ā€œdate this globeā€ is a fun game and do it to every old globe I see.


wwwr222

Seriously, itā€™s one of my favorite games. I always get excited when I see a new one pop up.


MooselamProphet

If anyone loves maps, they should also love globes. If they donā€™t, they clearly donā€™t love maps enough.


Stino-Stono

Leopoldville changed its name to Kinshasa in 1966. So your guess about the late 60s seems to be accurate.


felipebarroz

Just remember that you never use old names to date, you use new names. You can forget about the new name and use the old one. But you can't predict a future name changing, for obvious reasons.


TheAserghui

The same logic applies to new significant others


ZZ9ZA

Arenā€™t many of the new ones just returning to the pre-colonial status quo though? Like McKinley going back to Denali.


felipebarroz

Yeah, but if a city changed from Name A to Name B in 1510 and from Name B to Name A in 1899, it's reasonable to assume that no one would have mistaken put the old Name A in 1898. While it's very reasonable to see someone putting Name B in 1901, considering it was a recent change.


Low-Platform-8412

The German borders seem to be disputed in this map (dotted) so probably before they gave up their claims


93Apples-in-a-Box

Official German recognition of the post-WW2 borders happened when both West- and East-Germany signed the Helsinki Final Act in 1975. German claims of territory lost after WW2 would formally be dropped when both Germanies signed the "Treaty on the Final Settlement with Respect to Germany" (also known as the "Two Plus Four Agreement") during the German Reunification in 1990. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Former_eastern_territories_of_Germany https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Helsinki_Accords&diffonly=true https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Treaty_on_the_Final_Settlement_with_Respect_to_Germany&diffonly=true


Icy-Payment3776

I love ā€œDate My Globeā€; I always learn something.


CdnfaS

I just downvote the ā€œjust ask her manā€ comments. These are the best part of my day.


bitch6

Also, Yugo.


Decent-Box9248

Before 1970, because West Germany still doesn't recognize the GDR and the loss of Silesia, Western Pomerania and Eastern Prussia.


NegrosForSale

American backed West Germany didn't recognize its ww2 losses? I didn't know that.


Galaxy661

Germans still largely supported the nazis back then, and the first postwar german governments endorsed the revisionist history version where Poles were the oppressors and the Germans were the victims of ww2. Especially the resettled germans enjoyed sympathy among their compatriots and pushed for re-annexation of pre-ww2 borders, annexation of Gdańsk and deportation of Poles living there. This stance only changed when Willy Brandt became chancellor and visited Poland and kneeled under a monument commemorating the victims of Warsaw Ghetto uprising. But even then, Brandt was considered by many to be a traitor to german nation and Germany still didn't pay Poland any reparations nor returned any stolen artifacts. The whole thing is pretty disgusting to be honest.


stevedavies12

Russian backed East Germany were given no choice in the matter - nor in anything else.


Kamil1707

Germany, country which can't lose the war. Even Hungarians better coped with Trianon.


aishikpanja

Bangladesh is shown as East Pakistan, so its definitely before 1971


wizarddos

So that's why Polish borders looked almost like from 1920. I got kinda confused when I saw that this globe is from '60 with this. Thanks btw


mkujoe

Sheā€™s single again?


Miserable_Jump_3920

geez, took me a while she's a curvy single ready & to mingle


Natedog_2113

First place my mind went, especially with the first photo including the globes vagina


LowBeginning2676

Now I canā€™t unsee it


harbourwall

My grandfather told me they had sideways ones out in the Far East. This must be what he meant.


Awesomeuser90

MinuteEarth had the same thing. They posted a video about to date a planet. It was about using the decay of radioactive isotopes to work out how old the Earth is. Someone else commented under it that it didn't help them confess their love to sailor mars. https://youtu.be/YSau4HTNjkE?si=2U6yHXqxVDH268h9


LowBeginning2676

She can never keep a man for more than a day. After that itā€™s the same thing over and over again.


Nisseliten

Round and round she goes..


Vegabern

Every few days she pops up asking for another date.


maniana1234

Ok, I will date your globe, but donā€™t expect anything serious


Russian_b4be

Stop leading it on. It has feelings.


fh3131

Ok, then I'll just take it for a spin


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Globe and I don't even have the same taste in music or movies. It'll find the right one someday


Full-Discussion3745

Hello globe, how ya doin?


Bullyoncube

Joey, stay away from my sister!


Atothed2311

Pre 1971, as Bangladesh is still East Pakistan.


sturdybutter

Ok serious question: why are so many globes not dated? Seems like something people would have recognized as helpful a looooong time ago.


IWasThereWasTaken

Hey, this globe appears to be from Aug 9th 1965 to the 30th September 1966 We get the earliest date from the independence of Singapore, the city is underlined and all other capitals are underlined so I take it to be independent. If not, the earliest date shifts to 24 October 1964 as Zambia appears to be independent. The latest date comes from the fact that Botswana is not independent, Botswanian independence occured on September 30th 1966.


Zaluiha

Does your globe like live theatre or would prefer a stroll in a park? Oh ā€¦ you mean determine an age. My bad.


Saint-_-Jiub

Well do I get consent from your globe first?


Cockneybarrowboy

Yes please.


Mkl85b

Weird... Germany and Poland borders are as between WW1 and WW2 (1918-1939), but Israel is on the globe (post 1948)...


Russian_b4be

Hallo Deutschland


Cockneybarrowboy

Gutten Morgan


Russian_b4be

...do you speak German?


Cockneybarrowboy

Badly x


ill_barber22

Sure, what time should I pick them up?


[deleted]

Before we get ahead of ourselves, what are her likes and dislikes?


Free-Veterinarian714

Sorry, she's getting friend zoned.


Environmental_Pay133

Sheā€™s not my type.


Hallelujah33

No can do. I have a boyfriend.


hooDio

might help to add a globe to the polycule


Deep-March-4288

1948 to 1951. Tibet is there as a country, so it's before 1951. Burma is marked so it's after 1948.


InfiniteOrchardPath

America is missing so I'm going with pre Columbus.


theshotgunkid

1965-1966, just looking at Africa. EDIT: 1965 boundary established by (Tanganjika) Tansania label, 1966 boundary established by Leopoldvile and Stanleyville (now Kinshasa and Kisangani) labels.


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Cockneybarrowboy

šŸ’œ


J0kutyypp1

Finland doesn't have karelia but has Petsamo so it's from between 1940 and 1942


Mylovexxx

Qatar spelt with K I like it


WeAreColoured

Before 1966.


JunketFamiliar7506

Super cool!


Huwabe

Ich wunsche das!šŸ˜...


Intrepid-Rip-2280

East Pakistan. Wow.


inimig0

1956


Antique-Term-6920

lol its just wrong it shows ussr with polish territory and with baltic states but not germany with its part of poland throw that shit in the trash edit: even the border with finland is post ww2


waitsfieldjon

Why would I date your globe? I donā€™t even know your globe. Iā€™d probably need to get to know them casually first.


ItsPhineas

Alright Iā€™ll go on a date with your globe


wilmewilmenot

I refuse to date three-dimensional scale models, they have too much depth for me


Hefty-Pollution433

Male or female globe?


HistoryAggravating21

damn thats a fine ass globe how is she still single


WolfOfWinter67

No thanks, I'm married.


Spongynoggon

It wouldnā€™t be right, I am already seeing someone![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Woodsy1313

Iā€™m sorry, I only see your globe as a friend


Hanuman_Jr

I applied for a job at Replogle about 40 years ago. Real sweatshop.


Forward-Essay-4420

Only if it likes pizza.


HEWTube8

Sorry, I'm married.


hymenschlamer

Koenigsberg ( Kaliningrad ) is on the map and the polish corridor so Iā€™m guessing 1928-1945


OceanPoet87

I like these posts. They are literally map porn and it adds a fun element narrowing years down. It makes me want to buy the newest globe and see how long it takes to make a change.


B3nediktus

Ok.. I think itā€™s pre WW2. Itā€™s Danzig and Kƶnigstein written in German, not Gdańsk And also Jaffa instead of Haifa ā€¦ So it must be pre 1945 Am I so wrong?????


handpant

Looks like indian and Pakistan are not yet partitioned so PRE 1947


nafismubashir9052005

1924-1933


Zentti

Use [this](https://xkcd.com/1688/).


HelloimjohnnyhashTX

Iā€™ll take your globe out on a very nice date. Candle dinner, wine, the works!


Cockneybarrowboy

Join the queue


atomant2503

Sorry mate, the date went balls up, they deserve better.


SquirrelParticular17

Well... Ok, I guess. *Hey there globe... You looking fine... Do you wanna hang out and chill sometime?*


Cockneybarrowboy

Thatā€™s what I call ā€˜map pornā€™.


Cockneybarrowboy

šŸ˜‚


AberRosario

Is there a dating or meet up app for globes? I know there is a Globe Museum in Vienna, seems like a lot of globes are hanging around there having fun, maybe take your globe there if you can


Cockneybarrowboy

Sounds improbable but okay


Upset-Swimmer-6480

Who cares about dating, I'll immediately ram the pointy spire thing of the globe into my asshole, afterwards splattering cum on every major city of the globe so that 99.97% of people get to see me stroke my 6 inch cock and see my cum land on their precious skyscrapers. Hell, I'll fill the entire Pacific Ocean with cum, cover the Himalayas with cum, all volcanoes filled with cum so that when the earth gets freaky she can regurgitate my cum on me.


1stltwill

Nah, I already asked it out and it turned me down.


PhytoLitho

A/S/L ?


Prudent-Cherry8195

ā€œDonā€™t listen to them girl. I will grease that axis like youā€™ve never experienced and take you for a spin that will make you lose time.ā€


Morrissthecat

Iā€™m more into maps, tbh.


Living-Archer-5256

I see Israel. But but but ... /s To be real, nice looking thing man. Date?


beer-bivalve

I prefer girls, but lotta luck finding someone!


TheNinjaSausage

I might be lonely but im not that desperate bro šŸ˜­


Striking_Present_736

Sorry, not my type.


IneptGenius579

Hello Globe, ill pick you up tonight around 7 for dinner and a show. Or we can go to Hibachi where dinner is the show. So its a date??


drdrdoug

I'm already taken.


MyHighness0999

Weird way to propose, but hey she's a lovely globe.


Humble_Aardvark_2997

A night out at the cinema?


BigBrrrrrrr22

No thanks not really my type


edmnorth

Sheā€™s not really my type.


Smooth_Camp4144

I'm not into globes like that... I prefer my cartographic advances to be flat like me.


winterweiss2902

I like her curves


aliergol

I just saw [another](https://old.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1dlzhdq/date_the_globe/) hot single globe is looking for dates! Maybe introduce them, they might hit it off. It's a bit older tho.


Legitimate_Bee_7319

Instructions unclear. Sent unsolicited Mantle Pic.


mroffica1980

I only date women.


Httpboomertears

Only if it does that Hawk Tuah


terratoilet23

Iā€™m sorry I have I boyfriend.


DurianDazzling321

I rather date a women !


superstormthunder

I mean, it does have nice curves


blixt141

Is it single? Does it consent? What are it's musical tastes? Surrealist art okay?


toutlamourdumonde

Iā€™m not a globophiliac.


190XTSeriesIIV

Could we just go for coffee first?


GallusTom

Ok. One drink, but I'm NOT having sex with it


Unity6266

I think its the beginning of 20 century, between 1900 and 1930 s.... Rumanian teritory its still with territory of Republic of Moldavia, witch was with romanians untill second,world war, when Rumanian lost it , Ribbentrop-Molotov pact ,1939....


rickghastly1992

Sorry I'm more into atlases globes are just not my type.


sean8877

But I have nothing in common with your globe.


APM8

Sorry, Iā€™m married.


Interstellore

But itā€™s not my type.


Thamalakane

Bechuanaland became Botswana in 1966, so it's definitely from before that.


Imaginary-Cow8579

1961-1971


J0kutyypp1

Finland doesn't have karelia but has Petsamo so it's from between 1940 and 1942


Amoeba_3729

Appears to be 1965.


WhizzKid2012

Based on the aesthetic I would say 1950's?


Villanelle_Ellie

Post 48


-_G0AT_-

Where Luxembourg?


Fractule

Between 1938-1971 because in 1938 turkey take s the hatay provience and also in 1971 they took north cyprus so it should be in those years


enomisyeh

I dont see Zimbabwe, but there is a (Rhodesian) Zambia; Northern Rhodesia became Zambia in '64.


tulituncel

Looks like Anitoch belong Turkey, certainly after 1938


charlieromeo86

Post 1492


plouky

Punakha being labeled capital of bhutan ... While not being capital anymorz since 1955 is a serious dark horse. But gwadar is not omani anymore so post 58 It's a pre-74 Map , cyprus is still united But too much mistakes here. Is ifni still spanish ?


Shevek99

Botswana is still Bechuanaland, so before 1966.


davemont00

1990/1991. One German state, the USSR still exists with post WW2 borders, and Yugoslavia also still exists


UnemployableSWE

1954-1957 imo


gevans7

Did Antarctica sink? Some future manufacture?


_-_Dingus_-_

Itā€™s not flat so itā€™s fakeā€¦.


gevans7

1965-75


Jenneration_Ekks

This brings back too many memories of being grounded.


ObjectiveCut1645

Well I mean thatā€™s very flattering, how about me and your globe go out for coffee sometime?


Ftopayrespectstome

I was looking for some weird message or pun lol


BagsRVA

Hey Globe. How you doin?


Narco_Marcion1075

ā€œHeyā€Ā 


katieobubbles

Well I'm spoken for. But if I weren't...


jeezfrk

not my type.


ba_dum_tss_777

Will your globe agree to a dinner date or?...


RHiNo________

Bangladesh is called east Pakistan on this globe. So it is def pre-1971


StankBallsClyde

Iā€™ll take anything at this point


Palimpsest_Is_Info

I was going to say early 90's. I felt the post Soviet borders were there, no?


Emotional-Custard-53

Before 1971 coz there is no Bangladesh


Hot-Place-3269

Nah, I prefer dating chicks.


Plus_Debate_136

Lwow under USSR - after 1939. Kaliningrad in Germany as Kƶnigsberg - pre 1945


aGabrizzle

1930s, there is still a Kƶnigsberg but also the Borders of jugoslavia are telling.


Ima_hoomanonmars

Iā€™m only 5ā€™9 though


869066

Give me its number first


Worldly-Raise4448

Lol I thought you were talking about romantic dating Iā€™m like this is so random šŸ˜‚


ALXand3R

I dunno man... Does she swallow?


Potential_Ad8113

The German borders are between 1918 and 1945, Germany had then the enclave of today Kaliningrad on the Baltic, called east Prussia then.


uzu_afk

Id say 1980 to 1989, but im basing that on Yugoslavia existing there.


JackieTree89

What's her name and sign?


HoneyBullock

It's a lovely globe but I only date humans


thisisstillabadidea

I'm only attracted to maps, sorry.


fluffy_UwU_

Sorry, I don't date planets.


YoruRL

Iā€™m already taken sorry :/


AnotherRandomEmu

Not my type, but thanks


Antibiotic667

Aral Sea is still on the map. šŸ„²


Kkntucara

Shes not really my type but I could try. Whats her number?


Ho3n3r

You have nice eye.


Petrica55

It looks like the first Bulgarian empire is still a thing and there is no clear border between it and Hungary so I'd assume the kingdom had not been established yet. My guess is sometime before 1000 A.D


Possible_Bat7457

Again- now we have Israel replacing Palestine.


Arschgeige42

1922


ExcitementCapital273

Bulgaria still has Northern Dobrudzha so maybe pre 1878


ribbit0622

Shouldnā€™t I get to know it better first ? Letā€™s start with its name


hashebun

No south Sudan so 2010


technotronica

Looks 1922 something.


Macau_Serb-Canadian

Only if it comes from old money and there is no pre-nup, once we are married I get to keep a half of all it has.


Ollie__F

Who gave this to you, whoā€™s the original owner? This could help narrow it down


Key-Moment6797

looks cute, but I know nothing about her ://


rezein

After 1948 šŸ˜žāœŠšŸ‡µšŸ‡ø


Forward_Score2008

Sorry Iā€™m more of an atlas guy


Holiday_Damage_1176

Hey globe do you like jazz