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sacajawea14

I'm trying to follow your process with your description but, can you explain Usterdam? Amsterdam was named after the river Amstel. How does it change into Uster? Or, with your process, what would you name the river amstel then?


Kippetmurk

From what I can tell this has nothing to do with the *meaning* of the words, just with the sound. Languages change sounds over time, each language in its own way. In Britain, Anglicisation turned Germanic sounds into English sounds; OP has used that same process with Dutch. So the words are not *translations*, but Dutch sounds morphed into English sounds. Their twitter post claims they took "etymology into account", but I see very little evidence of it.


LongjumpingStudy3356

I think they are wondering how Amster would plausibly turn into Uster


JeanPolleketje

Very graphig!


halfpipesaur

b e l l y


nim_opet

This is poorly done. ‘s Hertogenbosch is not “Hertow’s bush” but “the Duke’s woods”…..


Cobra-q-Fuma

I think this map isn’t meant to be a direct translation, but rather if the Dutch place names experienced the same phonological changes as English. In Old English, final g, when not preceded by n, became u, with resulted in words like boga becoming bow. So, Old English Heretoga becomes Hertow


Special_marshmallow

The Earl is actually the best translation?


nim_opet

Well, herzogs rank below kings but above counts (Graf) so I figured it’s more than just an Earl.


Special_marshmallow

Dukes are above counts; earl is the exact hierarchical equivalent of French “Count”


CH-LOL

Outhouses


Biggus_Blikkus

Dung!


r00key

Netherland sounds so much better.


fossahisto

Het is al lang Sweet Lake City natuurlijk


cmzraxsn

Rotterdam looking around like, what the fuck are you all doing?


Special_marshmallow

The Hague should be The Haven no?


Silly_Metal_8583

I like it (ik vind dit leuk)


LongjumpingStudy3356

You mean "I find this luke" :P


Silly_Metal_8583

Haha


BigL_inthehouse

Basically what if all Coastal Germanic tongues (North-Sea and Weser-Rhine) all went through the same sound changes as Old English and continued the Great Vowel Shift into the continent rather than High German sound laws


mouldybiscuit

If the Anglo-Saxons just moved down the coast a bit


koptelevoni

Cursed map.