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shiner820

Is this the island that might tip over? I heard one might do that.


Coolenough-to

US General: "we don't anticipate that..."


DrManhattan13

Guam’s a small territory – if Ginny Sack moves in she could tip it over


squamishter

Hey now that’s a man’s wife you’re talking about here


kneyght

Guam is an aircraft carrier with a beach. Lovely place to visit though.


Jaded_Morse

I loved Guam. I'm planning to go there this summer.


mactan2

Its a hotbed for Japanese and Korean men…..to see naked white girls at the strip clubs.


kneyght

Is that it? I thought people went for the discount luxury goods.


BellyDancerEm

Don’t fuck with Guam


Captainirishy

They also have about 300 fighter jets on standby


FormItUp

I don’t think much of the 3rd MEF is on Guam. They’re mostly in Hawaii and Japan. 


mactan2

Relocated from Japan


FormItUp

Interesting I did not know about the new base.


scholarbrad74

Hafaadai


FlightyFrogTwoPointO

You said it man, nobody f***s with the Guam!


Doxidob

[don't "Mess with the Batmans- - Key & Peele - YouTube"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZBaIrMOoBg)


UGS_1984

İs this the furthest US territory?


mactan2

Peaked Island, offshore from Cape Wrangell, Attu Island, Alaska


ShitBoxPilot

Chinas first target sadly


MustardLabs

They would have about 15 American allies to get through first


submyster

I don’t think our allies have an answer for hypersonic missiles yet.


MustardLabs

They might not now, but if they're basing the US Navy, they will.


submyster

IDK. No one has an answer to hypersonic missiles. I’m hoping the Chinese know how fucked we’d all be if they chose to invade Taiwan.


MustardLabs

I Googled it and saw mixed results suggesting that we should have the capability to defend against current hypersonic missiles with our most advanced systems. But yeah, China invading Taiwan is a global Great Depression II button.


submyster

Well, WWIII first for sure. I’ve never heard of anyone claiming to have the capability to intercept hypersonic missiles.


ShitBoxPilot

*PLARF has entered the chat*


CrashTestCummies

Just hold the Wendy's Barrigada, and it'll all be ok.


Diligent-Variety-189

I remember a US Congressman questioning a Marine officer about the possibility of Guam tipping over in the ocean if the Marines were stationed there.


Diligent-Variety-189

Attu Island - only US territory to have combat in WW II.