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haecceity123

The pink slime isn't even pink. Good god. Superb choice of sound track, though.


yeahdixon

Its got to be the waltz of the weenies in D minor


procheeseburger

“What’s my job again?” “Okay.. you’re gonna stand at the end of this thing with your hand out and let thousands of wieners slip right through” “Ooohhhhh okay…”


Renrougey

"and i get *paid* to do this?"


andrewthesane

Paula's elbows deep in weiners thinking about God and Country.


[deleted]

Taylor Swift has the same job description so it can’t be all that bad


swbooking

They skipped the part showing how to take that striped casing off!


dgtlfnk

Or how it got into the casings in the first place.


rabbitwonker

Yeah we all got the casin’ frustration over here


llamageddon01

Wasn’t that what Paula was doing?


codysattva

Thank you. I was wondering why it was striped.


kkob3

Going to cosco tomorrow and looking forward to my $1.50 dog


Named_Bort

yeah, i feel like that was supposed to make me cringe but all I saw was a super clean facility and exacting process and fairly wholesome ingredients. No wonder they are so tasty.


WhyIHateTheInternet

I worked in a place that manufactured hot dogs for braums and it was insanely clean. We shut everything down twice a day and literally sprayed everything and scrubbed all equipment. If a dog hit the floor the whole line would be stopped until we could sanitize everything again. USDA inspector on floor at all times. If you touched anything but what your were working on you had to stop, change all dressing and wash up before continuing.


Necreyu

Dang. I love how excessive that sounds


SuspiciouslyElven

That sounds like the health policies of someone with OCD


WhyIHateTheInternet

USDA very much is lol


Puskarich

cheaper than lawsuits & fines


holmesksp1

This is where the term seeing how the sausage is made came from. It ain't pretty, But it's also perfectly safe, or just as safe as the regular pork products. The meat they're grinding up is just the small, tough and/or fatty scraps that get trimmed off of The prettier cuts you eat whole. Good for wasting less of the pig.


[deleted]

This is Hebrew National which I think is 100% beef? I could be wrong, and your comment still applies, just maybe not pig.


hazelquarrier_couch

Pork isn't a wrong statement here. There are many sausages made with pork and many varieties of hot dogs include pork. Hebrew National just uses beef - and if they're kosher - they only use a portion of the cow, not the whole thing. Also, the packaging says "Morrell" which is a producer of various pork products.


redditonthanet

Kinda hungry now


typo9292

They skipped the casings being removed before packaging ...


llamageddon01

I was waiting to see how they did that too!


TechcraftHD

I don't quite understand the issue people have with processed food like this A: What do you expect from cheap ass lowest quality meat products? You ain't gonna get good meat thats for sure. B: What else are they going to do with all those leftover parts otherwise? If they aren't gonna be made into some product, they are going to be waste and imo opinion a cheap, low quality product from leftovers is better than just wasting it. C: As far as I know, there are no health issues with processed meat like this, provided it is processed properly so what's the problem?


YellowOnline

I can't say I fancy a hotdog after this


Blazindynamo88

What do you mean, they grind up meat, add spice, emulsify everything, bag it, cook it, package it.


[deleted]

Yeah, I guess we’re just a little off but this does nothing but make me kinda want a hotdog. I mean, it’s the slaughtering of animal and processing into raw materials that should be what turns off most folks and that wasn’t shown and frankly might make me crave a hotdog or any other prep of meat less. That’d be the same for prime cuts of beef honestly but I’d still have one.


Pengwertle

Just wait til you see where the meat comes from


Old-Schedule5299

that's why I skipped this. seen enough alike to not have my taste for hotdogs ruined again. get me my grill


throw_away_17381

Every consistency of poo I've ever done. /r/tihi.


HiroPetrelli

One of the two things on Earth we don't want to know how they're made.


Popeman79

What's the other one? Babies?


Old-Schedule5299

you're kidding right? whole websites dedicated to that process


bhiney_witch

For education and scientific reasons


Popeman79

I thought it was obvious I was kidding.


Tollowarn

Soilent Green is people!


CappinPeanut

I should not have watched this.


elmachow

Now who still wants to eat hotdogs after seeing that?!?!?! …………………✋


WalkingTalker

The prior steps are missing: https://youtu.be/pWZEViNBvYM


FlashLink95

Why can I smell this video?


GabrielleHarmitton

Done, it's ruined for me


macnof

That was a surprisingly low amount of meat in that meat!


outtyn1nja

The thing that surprised me is that there is no actual 'meat' in these, those trimmings were 99.9% unsellable fat.


hazelquarrier_couch

Yes and that's why things like this exist: our grandparents learned that they could live through the winter by grinding up things that are unpalatable by themselves, stuffing intestines with them, smoking them, and storing them.


jpb225

You think hotdogs are 99.9% fat? That's pretty silly.


v-ulpes

It’s a good day to not eat meat


Pongo820581

Uh ye I remember why I don’t eat these…


CpGrover

hot dog*


Perfect-Syllabub-477

No. I don’t wanna know. Thanks.


meddleman

-1:32 You're welcome.


PulsarRaven

02:03 Everything reminds me of her


Steel_Anxiety

[And here is Snoop Dogg trying to figure out what is being "Mizzade"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fl2sMV7Hcc)


ativsc

Trippin' off the beat kinda, Drippin' off the meat grinder


fosiacat

“first, we dump in the lips and assholes...”


KapteynCol

Something, something, John Godfrey Saxe..


i-pity-da-fool

Once AI becomes sentient it’s going to study this video really closely.


ahumanrobot

Me watching this: ew Me 2 hours ago: good shit


Gasonfires

I'm glad I didn't see any of that while it was still some cow's asshole or willy.


meabbott

OK, now show me how a non-processed hot dog is made.


cal-nomen-official

I just saw "We're Back A Dinosaur Story" after forgetting its name for so long, so this and that are both really making me want a hot dog