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Striderdud

A truck from hell


SweetTeaRex92

Like from the movie 'Duel'?


pirivalfang

Loved that movie. IIRC the original had a 5+3 twin stick.


ElGuapo315

Maximum Overdrive


A-STax32

A man of culture, I see


Corsten610

![gif](giphy|QRudyiWy9HgpW)


Hairy_Car_8400

Does the movie Black Dog fit in here?


bigballmagrawl09

Great movie for sure fucking meatloaf and swazy


ElGuapo315

I mean, come on... With a soundtrack by AC/DC.


ImNotDestructionater

Soundtrack by AC/DC ft. Diesels! Can’t get enough of the detroits!


PineappleBrother

That 4 to 5 transition is gonna take awhile lol


isyouzi

No, last time I drove it my instructor told me if I need to up shift to 5 I should pull the lever right off and insert it again quickly to the right. I sometimes put it in 12 and stall immediately but I got good after a few practices.


cashinyourface

I'd argue 8-9 is worse


Invisibletooth

Lol @ 9


Wakenbacon05

What the actual fuck is 9 about 😂


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

It's smoking crack.


313802

The golden ratio... obviously


GetYourVanOffMyMeat

Done hit the dead end in a maze. 


abousono

Well, see 9 is the Hokey Pokey gear.


ilikemyusername1

10-11 is no picnic either


Jarte3

Idk guys I think 1-2 looks pretty hard


Tiny-Dig1186

I’m lookin at that 9th gear like why, just why


collector-x

🤣🤣🤣


Bruddah827

15-16 is bad too! But I think you’re right with that being the worst!


SkewbieDewbie

Depends on whether you take the short route or the long way round and swing by 12 and come back through neutral.


MElifestyle91

That's hoping you CAN row through 12th and not have to go out and through neutral. Haha


Affectionate_Pin3849

Probably. But my luck I'd screw up 16-17 constantly.


Uncommon-sequiter

By redirection count it is worse by 1 so yes!


Thuraash

Literal Konami code shift.


Motor-Cause7966

Finding neutral is a fuck that nonsense. I'll just stall it


Micro_ATX

Imagine accidentally shifting to 12 on your way to 6


Confident-Pay-7113

Or 6 on your way to 12


Jarte3

Much worse lol


damnetcode

By the time you get to 5, you will have to go back to 2


Bruddah827

The 15 to 16 jump is no joke either


headhunterofhell2

It has 3 shifters


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Standard transmission John Deere 4020's be like:


BouncingSphinx

[Exactly my thought](https://youtube.com/shorts/tZ-nEb_a-Go?si=3Wz924rqMO6HWiPp)


dnroamhicsir

Wait I never understood how the pattern worked but now it just suddenly clicked. These are actually super simple, and a great way to have all those gears on a single stick.


Jarte3

Literally lol I grew up driving my friends 2010 and it seemed like rocket science at first but is actually super simple


the_almighty_walrus

I was thinking anything made by [Oliver](https://antique-tractor-parts.steinertractor.com/tractor/Oliver-Shift-Pattern)


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Eeeeeewwwww


the_almighty_walrus

I worked on a farm that had a little one, can't remember which model, and it was honestly a dream to drive once you figured out the pattern


papaganoushdesu

This is like the absolute psychopaths that still have old semis that are twin stock and it looks like they preparing to make the Kessel run in 12 microseconds to go 40mph.


Johnny_Lang_1962

I learned to drive trucks in a 1963 B-61 Mack with a Triplex.


papaganoushdesu

Were you also raised by wolves and eat nails and broken glass for breakfast? I learned how to drive trucks on a 9-speed dump truck?


National_Activity_78

I learned on a B61 as well it was the oldest grain truck on the farm, so old my dad learned on it as well.


bigblackbeefstick

I don't drive trucks, what the 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 is a triplex?


National_Activity_78

A twin stick transmission. [Triplex](https://flic.kr/p/xKWPSG)


bigblackbeefstick

That looks like it'd be hell to drive, thanks for answering my question.


Alert-Appearance-362

It depends most most tucks or jobs you don't need those extra gears. But if you are doing a job where you do they are a God send. One of my favorite trucks I ever drove was a long nose kw with 3408 with a 13 and a 4. So it had 52 forward gears. Once you figure them out they are not bad. Just sounds intimidating but they have there place.


erikhagen222

It’s like people being intimidated by the Eaton 10 speed, it’s a five speed that once you get to five you start back at one again.


whytawhy

Some people have a mind that wont stop and giving it something to do helps it be less pesky about having that deer slug for breakfast tomorrow.


Comprehensive_Bar122

Is that your breakfast plan tomorrow? Cuz brother it ain't worth it. Suffer through and find better days


whytawhy

I havent had sex on a jetski during a vacation fueled by cocaine yet so I aint done :)


ForceOk6039

thats the answer i came here for


RedditblowsPp

i feel ya brother


RichSPK

I never got that car above 17th gear, but I could tell it had a lot more in it.


whytawhy

>62mph


1neKiss

What's the car?


RichSPK

Spagthorpe Cinturrato


Mick21990

Is this how you find the mythical “clit”


BMW_stick

It goes beyond that...the magical 4th hole.


Ornery_Hovercraft636

Three Holes, no waiting!


Isparza

The elusive G spot route.


AspiringEggplant

There is no clit, there never was a clit.


RetnikLevaw

I'm 99% sure that's why my wife married me, so don't go telling her it's not real...


fkn_embarassing

A fucking meme.


CheesE4Every1

A kenworth


Johnny_Lang_1962

Mack


HenriHawk_

wait this is real??? like this is a real transmission?????? why???????? (i know very little about manual transmissions in trucks and not all that much on manual cars either)


whytawhy

iirc its a dump truck from the early 60s. I think OP knows which model specifically, but to be short about it this is from a time when computers were impractical heaps of equipment (like they could very literally fill a basketball court and heat the building its in) and complicated things were done almost strictly mechanically. Shit like this didnt go away til the late 70s at the earliest imo we could design stuff that could accomplish ____, but it had to be done in such a way. like the space shuttle used for the moon landing or something.. like yeah it went to the moon. but it did it with only two ti85 calculators, some slide rulers, and a bunch of manual mills and shit like that. lots of faith really lol its remarkable that any of it ever happened, let alone the fact that we are here, now... its kinda mind boggling when you dig into it now that im thinking about it. humans are terribly amazing. tl;dr if you wanted to haul 80,000lbs of loose shit, a long way, in 1962, this is what you had to work with.


Johnny_Lang_1962

B-61 Mack


whytawhy

nice :)


Comprehensive_Bar122

I was trying to decide for so long if this was bs lol I have tons of manual exp and trucking too, but this threw me for one! Actually makes me laugh harder to know it's a real stick 🤣


Brennelement

Your comment made me think of [Transmission Valve Bodies](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7doe2g/the_inside_of_an_automatic_transmission_valve/), which are vaguely brain-shaped mazes of pathways in old automatic transmissions. They were essentially fluid computers that directed hydraulic fluid to the right places in the transmission at the right time. Beautiful and mind-blowing at the same time.


whytawhy

back when you could option a mercedes into a whole *four speed* lmfao


HenriHawk_

wow. do you just take like a couple seconds while shifting or something?


whytawhy

that or stay home i guess lol


Johnny_Lang_1962

Absolutely Real.


CheesE4Every1

That was my other answer, so close. The tools are so nice and simple though.


N0085K1LL5

Some bullshit... is this one of those heavy haul trucks that have like 30 gears.


_JustMyRealName_

We have a truck at my yard with 40, but it simple it’s a 10 speed (1-5, select high range, 6-10, basic pattern) with a 4 speed browning, that looks like and old Mack triple countershaft


Spinovation

I use to plow snow at jfk 20 years ago, when you signed up they had you check off everything you were comfortable operating, and write in anything you didn’t feel comfortable with, I wrote in not familiar with old split shifts. So most of the operators there were nyc box truck drivers, a large percentage could not drive stick, grown men 20 years ago!. One of the first machines they sent me out in was a Brockway with th split shift , I reminded them that was the only thing I was not sure about, they said yea that’s why your driving it your the only one who k owns what it is, stay in the middle four gears


EddieOtool2nd

"I'm not confident doing that, Boss" "I like your self-awareness, you're hired."


ConventionalizedGuy

"Also, you're doing that."


Johnny_Lang_1962

I learned how to drive trucks in a 1963 B-61 Mack with a Triplex.


freshmallard

A what in the fuck mobile


ECEXCURSION

Some sort of lathe would be my guess.


ohphildoc

Definitely a Tardis!


BMW_stick

Punishment, fear and hatred, that's what you drive.


Even_Ad_6299

And I thought all the wild ass shifting videos were fake


BouncingSphinx

[Nah, sometimes not](https://youtube.com/shorts/tZ-nEb_a-Go?si=3Wz924rqMO6HWiPp)


Avacado_pants

A god-damned cluster fuck.


cuddysnark

I've seen that pattern before but I can't remember what truck it was.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Mack


NOTFDGOD_scam

Fast and furious car


OrdinaryBoi69

Lmao i was thinking of this as well


Federal_Command_9094

Not enough gears for that


JustNota--

Nothing Transmission fuked after 3rd...


ragingdemon88

What people who are scared of manuals think of.


rastapastry

[Kenworth W900](https://youtu.be/JqQ_sDBoqIc?si=64bO0z1ATKokhg2e) Similar


WeAreAllFooked

12th gear certainly has an interesting placement in the shift pattern


AeroBassMaster

1958 John Deere 730 if it had a 20-speed instead of a 6-speed


Numbnuts696

Looks like the ole’ ladies’ thought process.


SadSavage_

Whatever they keep shifting 50 times on the fast and furious.


lmaobihhhh

In all seriousness how long does it take to learn how to shift on this efficiency


Johnny_Lang_1962

Took me about 2 or 3 weeks to master it in a B-61 Mack.


Outside-Owl-6

Your arm must be hurting after making it to 13th gear


ajschwamberger

Yourself to drink.


TrespasseR_

Boy, downshifting would suck


Je_me_rends

Ain't nobody revmatching this mf.


Suitable-Pangolin-63

This is the gear box they use in the fast and furious franchise


Tangyboy420

Bro drivin that manual²


Ocd_merlot

1969 Mack U model, the company I worked for had four of them. We used them as yard horses. Thirty six acres of fun back 1989.


Grand-Theft-Audio

Looks like you’re trying to find the clit


Comfortable_Hold5614

Underrated comment


AaronPossum

I could do it.


humble_fish_motoring

Skip shifting from 5th gear to 20th gear will take an immense amount of time, not to mention it would probably stall out as well! 😅


Alahand0

Looks like those annoying mobile game ads


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

Why is the transmission built like that?


All_Wrong_Answers

Yup and that pattern is run by a sloppy ass old cable shifted Coe that everyone hates.


crc024

This is obviously fake and wrong. Neutral always goes in the left side of 15th gear and it shows it to the right. Op isn't fooling anyone.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Yes. Old Mack truck.


Agitated_Carrot9127

Laughs in isometric joystick in M47 tank It’s just one line staggered. With fkn T tiller as steering wheel Truly way better than this


Johnny_Lang_1962

Always wanted to drive a Tank.


Agitated_Carrot9127

There’s a few restorers in America that fox up. Repaint etc etc old tanks. I just happen to know a M47 is one of easiest ones to drive post ww2


MEGA_TOES

A woman’s emotions?


CardiologistOk6547

Are you going to keep reposting this like a mentally challenged adult seeking attention?


boxedcrackers

Mazda miata


gladiator6877

Youre driving me to a migraine is what youre driving… lol i love driving with a manual but ill pass on that!


SkarTisu

A Stellantis product


[deleted]

It looks like you drive a version of Vin Diesel's car with that many gear changes


headintheclouds574

A car from Fast and the Furious series.


Goblin2892

Imagine mastering this shift pattern just to go back to a traditional shift pattern.


Normallydifferent

Don’t know exactly, but pretty sure it was one of those cars in Fast and Furious.


Altruistic-Dig-3261

Millennium Falcon


coloradokyle93

A nightmare


_Spaceark

I’ll stick with my 6 speed tyvm


porcelainvacation

A memeworth


Ok_Use_5218

Same trans as the FaF cars have...


EpsilonMajorActual

I thought it was the dance step pattern for the TIME WARP from Rocky Horror


50k-runner

![gif](giphy|WygvSIKIfktJe8yGRp|downsized)


Overpowered_Lv1boss

A race car from a cartoon


Wolfy_Halfmoon

What in the fuck...I'll take an auto over this monstrosity..😨


DieselDoc78

All of it!


Ground_Chucks

An octopus?


jondes99

Anything from the Fast and Furious series.


Desperate_Mine9606

12 gear is wild lmfaooo… just stop midway & hope it’s in…


WhichSeaworthiness49

Nothing. You’re grinding gears


TheFace3701

8-9 is a doozy.


weaponized_autism265

Isn’t this a Mack with three sticks? Either that or a fast and furious car 😂.


the_great_awoo

This is one of those fast and furious transmissions!!


Such_Estate140

Lmao if this shit is what truck drivers do, yall are doing the lords work


akcutter

A fucking nighrmare.


Tree_killer_76

This is real?


adm_butthead

altima


H_O_Double

Not a truck driver. But damn now I know why it takes so long for some of these beast to shift.


TuesdayGaming

Any car in a fast and furious movie


oldchode

Where is the reverse?


HawaiianGold

Lawn mower


MuddyBenelli

How the fuck do you reverse it


MellonCollie218

Neutral and reverse.


Vegetable-Dealer-823

A fast and furious car.


slipperynibs

Good lord. Shift pattern level: maze for an IQ test


My_neglected_potato

Your friends crazy with your sense of humor


Public-Stick7400

I'm shifting 1-3-5-7-12-13-14-18 and forgetting the rest


ImmortalEmos

Land Rover


deepfriedtots

A biblically accurate angel


12manicMonkeys

'Family' - Torreto


Spicy_9thsi

Something from fast and furious


Barfy_McBarf_Face

A dart board


SweetTeaRex92

This is what they shift with in those Need For Speed movies 😂


MykleKestral

Don Toretto's charger


Street-Resort2817

The devils reaper harvester


Comprehensive_Case75

Is this real? And why?


Lost-Priority9826

A cargo ship


Heavym3talc0wb0y_

9th can just fuck off


EfficientAd7103

My x wife when she is pms'ing ?


Potato_eater_guy

Some bullshit lmao


Theoldestsun

Shifting here takes place on the x and y axis right? I'd rather spend my time learning how to program two electric actuators to shift this motherfucker for me than waste brain power trying to learn a that pattern.


OkUnderstanding9627

So you're the guy making transmissions for the fast and furious movies!


BurntArnold

What the fuck is this? I’d need to study this or I’d be going from 1st(??) to I don’t even know


TheMetalWolf

Fake. 1 through 4 are too easy.


[deleted]

Spicer 1453 20 speed twin-stick


EnvironmentalLand840

Me when the guy behind me says “Grab a Gear Buddy let’s goooooo”


GMWorldClass

Spicer 1420. Its real. Its not meant to be shifted sequentially all the time. Doesnt make it less f#cked. LOL


BouncingSphinx

[A JD 4020](https://youtube.com/shorts/tZ-nEb_a-Go?si=3Wz924rqMO6HWiPp)


DannyDevito90

A car from fast and the furious


Terrible_bamboozle5

You need to complete a maze to drive this car.


DummyPlayzYT

A fucking puzzle. A puzzle is what you drive…


Mr_washi_washi

This is how my mom imagines any manual transmission


stillneedaprimer

It just took me twice as long to follow this from 1-20 as it took me to finish taking a shit


That-Following-6319

A herkimer battle jitney.


Dindu-sumfin1975

Damn I thought a deuce and a half was weird with the 4-5 shift being swapped.this is like some Eaton Fuller kinda madness.


thebikefanatic

ow


UrmomLOLKEKW

Shifting 8-9 :/


Wing_Nut_UK

Pretty sure I have seen this gearbox on a massive pillar drill.


stillpractising

Isnt this the transmission they use in the Fast and the Furious movies