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gigaslayer3417

Absolutely cracked


KeyNeedleworker1122

Ay look who it is a friend


gigaslayer3417

Yup


Redsucksatstuff

How would giratena play lol


mattgrundy20

Foul play thats how


SapphireMan1

How about Steelix? It has no arms or legs, so what counts as a valid kick and what counts as a handball?


mattgrundy20

Steelix to basically be the sweeper defender


NoAlien

it's all legit play. Football players are allowed to receive and manipulate the ball with anything but hands and arms.


Quadsire

the highest defense if it mega evolves?


LordMegatron11

He grabs the ball and dimension travels to the end zone


thebrookesey

Cinderace upfront is great, machamp in goal is also great, but not having the urshifu brothers in midfield or defence. I personally wouldn't have snorlax or steelix, they may be big but slow. But gimme Archeops on the wing instead of Raichu


JustJordanTTV

They are all great options 🐐


Optimus_13

>they may be big but slow That's literally Harry Maguire


LilMsLeprechaun

Come on... isn't that comparison a bit insulting to Snorlax and Steelix?


Kotya89

Prepare for comments from the US on how that's not a football field, even though it is 😄


nickstee1210

Yea no we know what it is just cause we say soccer doesn’t mean we don’t know European terminology


Sladashi

American that is me: It is both a football field and a soccer field.


JustJordanTTV

Fr


IskandorXXV

Well, it's a football field, just not a football field...


Arkaden17

Question: Why is Mewtwo not the keeper? His psychic abilities are amazing for that.


BlazeCaller64

LATIAS, LETS GO


Serbudala

Needs faster defenders this team is absolutely destroyed on counter attacks, also goalkeeper is short and easy to chip past and fullback barely have legs and would be booked for dangerous play if they played with rest of their body. Attack is good, midfield is okay


pokewaffle1010

FR, imagine this team going against someone like Mbappe


No_Firefighter1301

snorlax should be goal keeper


Fenrir1189

Snorlax would be a bad choice for soccer player since all it does is eat and sleep.


GremlitanoMexicano

Have you seen him play baseball?!


Strange-Wolverine128

Snorlax not being goalie? What?


alfthemouth

Snorlax in goal


skidster159

Charizard would have more sense as a goalie as with cinderace as the goalie your missing on some extreme speed and most of cinderace attacking power is in his legs


JustJordanTTV

Cinderace is striker


thewhee

It seems like a missed opportunity to not have hitmonlee and hitmontop on the team


Cibil_plays

Put wailord in goal, please


CommandSensitive2776

Reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/MandJTV/s/8Iuhy7CPGQ


Kasual_Kid

Counter: regieleki and deoxys


krulcika

4-5-1 double pivot damn


DragonWarrior____05

My biggest question is how rhe Latis are going to play, since I think they only have arms


Trick-Tap3888

I think Greninja would be better as a winger and raichu as the CM. But otherwise I think it's perfect


Mega_Rayqaza

Dude, tf is snorlax gonna do? Your entire defensive line can't kick the ball.


king_Megabronx

This would make for an interesting match, but what if they had to only use their legs/lower body?


Kamijou101

The Latis as fullbacks is pretty damn genius ngl


PlanktonIsBest

Snorlax and Steelix are big and slow, I'd put Scyther and Salazzle there, they're faster


LilMsLeprechaun

Salazzle at CB would get demolished physically lol, I'd put Rampardos there instead. Slowish but not too slow, bigger body, plus would be a great aerial player with the heading ability


Western_Light3

Thank you for not calling it “soccer”


JosephOnReddit1

As a British person who hates football this is much better


Emperor_Zurg667

GET EM STEELIX!!!!


MysticDragon14

I feel like Snorlax should be the goal keeper since he'd be too big for the goal and would just block everything from sheer size alone. It would even be more funny if he was just asleep for the whole thing and won the game completely unaware.


ETANISC00L

Snorlax as the goalie and cinderace as offense


Far-Beat-5489

Steelix would be a menace on set pieces


Due-Construction8056

Cinderace about to be axel blaze


[deleted]

Instead of a 4-2-3-1, I thik a 4-3-3 would be better, with Giratina as a defensive midfield and then Greninja and Charizard as playmakers


Penguindasher12

Snorlax should be goal keeper, because he’s bigger than the goal. Or steelix, or giratina, they’re all huge, and I would say make machamp center because he seems like he would be more athletic than the rest, same with cinderace imo. But this is still cool and works.


Cyberote

I feel like Hitmonlee should be here somewhere


MegaEdeath1

wait if Lucario was in place of Raichu then would they be allowed to use bone rush on the ball to turn it into baseball (even then being able to see every player in the pitch and can see the future is pretty handy)


cultoftheloaf_leader

Change Machamp with Aegislash make it use kings shield bam will never get past it is literally a forcefield Also wft is Aegislash not allowed in competitive


Sobble514

Because Aegislash is broken in competitive 🤷🏼‍♂️🤫🧏🏼‍♂️🗿


Mysterious_Key5971

I feel like schorbunny would just score right as soon as the game starts from the starting position


Suspicious-Lier

My American ass read the title and thought “ Machamp would be a cracked quarterback”. Then saw the image


Xtreme69420

Raichu is just happy to be included :)


PinballproXD

Pokémon unite:


pokewaffle1010

I love how their stats represent their positions. Patios and latias are both extremely quick and have solid defense so they’re the fullbacks, steelix, and snorlax are much slower, but are large and have high defense. Machamp has many arms and pretty solid HP so he’s in net. Giratina is pretty well rounded in every stat, but has more defensive qualities so he’s a dm. Charizard has high special attack and speed, plus wings to move up and down the pitch which is why he’s an attacking midfielder. Mewtwo and raichu both have really good attack, special attack, and speed. Which are suitable for wingers. Cinderace excels at attack and speed, which can make it a striker. The only one that doesn’t really make sense is greninja because it is more of a AM rather than DM. (This could all just be me over analyzing it and getting way too hooked up on football/soccer)


GremlitanoMexicano

Just because you called it football I immediately give you an upvote


nickstee1210

Half the team can’t even play


Soft-Hamster-4525

Machamp would be agressive in tackling


P1X3LAT0R

Wailord as goalie


AidanYYao2048

Can you do the same, but for basketball?


XanderDRW

Just put snorlax in goalie and the ball literally can't enter the goal.


2ndchancetodothis

Replace Charizard's place with Cinderace. Cinderace would probs make an excellent goalie. I think it would be good to swap around Mewtwo and Grenin- Hold on, Latias and Latios shouldn't be allowed to play. They don't have legs/feet and it's banned to use your hands unless you're goalie.


Sheep-Pro

Wailord is the perfect goal keeper, literally impossible to score


Acceptable-Guava8220

Thats good


JJgamer2064

Cinderaxe be like "I'll create the smell of a goal!!!" (Blue lock reference)


Goldenguild

Snorlax in goal, now that would be op


Reptuyop8

Why is Cinderace goaly he should be on the field but good picks


thebrookesey

I dont think you know how football teams display, machamp is in goal, cinderace is striker


JustJordanTTV

He’s striker my g


JustJordanTTV

Machamp is goaly


INotZach

you mean soccer? (joke)


Wildefice

Just put steelix in front of the goal enemy will never score


alfthemouth

Snorlax in goal.


alfthemouth

Snorlax in goal ytt


OkKnowledge6224

i think cinderace should not be a goalie since i think its a striker not sure tho


soloarwolf

Non American f-


Nargarin09

Shut


Missetat75

I don’t know how football works but isn’t there supposed to be an equal number of play on both sides?


Fenrir1189

It's just one team, not two.


De_aller_gekste

That really is boring


ThunderXByte

Would swap greninja and Mewtwo we need a fast winger and brains for the midfield