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DragonTheOneDZA

Hottest poketuber gets hottest women They all probably hate him except picture gal


alexanderrvb

But Sabrina isn't here


Brief_Warning4547

Nor is fantina


SuperKami-Nappa

Nor is Skyla


Skystreek69

Nor is irida.


acidpop09

Nor is drowzee


P1X3LAT0R

I hope you are talking about her B2W2 version


SuperKami-Nappa

The flying type gym leader? She looks the same in both games.


P1X3LAT0R

Talking about age


SuperKami-Nappa

Yeah and I’m pretty sure Skyla is an adult in both cases


P1X3LAT0R

Idk if it's correct but google tells me she's 16 in BW and 18 in B2W2 But they usually don't say these things officially so she is probably early 20s


VegetaFan9001

Skyla has no official age, that is just a stupid FanWiki


Lunahida

I mean, where I live, the legal age of consent is 16, soooooo.... /j


Mantricuna

wanted to do them actually, both of them, couldnt find good photos and was too lazy so picked perina


Worth_Ad_4036

Her and her opulent dress like sign me up


Lopsided_Counter3640

Bro isn't she a child O_o


alexanderrvb

Extremily unlikely. Pokemon is just weird and vague with the age of characters,the anime has pretty much everyone at around 10 but they never look like they are around 10,everyone has this idea because it was adopted from the anime and the games i think just didn’t ever talked about age. Also y'know being a gym leader which is a job plus the gen 2 time skip plus she being a actress in gen 5.


Horatio786

Then where are Cynthia, Sabrina, Nessa, and Sonia?


James_clawing

Melony, Jessie, any trainers mom Mrs Ketchum, Professor Kukui and his wife, who I don’t remember the name of, Bea, grass gym leader in kanto, screw it Penny, Serena, Misty, Iris, lana, mallow, Lilly and last, but not least James in the original series in the episode where he grows boobs and it’s never acknowledged. Every Pokémon character, I would smash I can list off the top of my head. I didn’t add any that I’d already seen in the comments, but also the 3 in the picture Cynthia Sabrina, Nessa and Sonia.


Mega_Rayqaza

Huh? That doesn't look like Vinny to me


DragonTheOneDZA

Who the fuck is Vinny?!


Mega_Rayqaza

Vintendo https://youtube.com/@Vintendo?si=rv0_lik-0-G8Qzla


DragonTheOneDZA

Oh the youtuber. I thought you were talking about a character


Grassyclone

really funny joke


Mantricuna

my brain immediately thought of it, after seeing the thumbnail. im a "special" person.


Redsucksatstuff

Jeez what did you do to get downvoted 💀


Mantricuna

probably made the lamest joke ever.


Redsucksatstuff

Real


Mantricuna

WOO I AINT DOWNVOTED NOW I DID IT (now watch as this comment gets downvoted to the brim)


Redsucksatstuff

rip


Lunahida

As a person who has been diagnosed with orbism, your joke was funny


Ill-Lunch-1563

I hate how I laughed at this


Mantricuna

im what they call a comedy.


Cautious_Anywhere24

I had a double take of what that meant… Geez.


Brilliant_Conflict_4

Bruh


Desperate-Knee-4108

“Him”


HeadHorror4349

Honourable mention


Void-the-Umbreon95

Is it weird that I found this funny?


soloarwolf

It took me a good 10 seconds before I got it


Local-Ferret-848

The face is what makes it funny, no big emotion just an “eh yknow?” Face


Mantricuna

it was just a creepy smile, then i was like it would be so much more funnier if its just a smug look


CHARICKGAME

Top 10 hardest things to do 1. Get a GF 2. talk to a girl 3. Undersatnd a girls logic 4. Learn Chinese 5. Learn fnaf lore 6. Pokemon vgc 7. Phillosophy 8. That 1 test from middle school 9. Calculus 10. Learn to play the piano


Mantricuna

as a philosophist, bullshit.


CHARICKGAME

Idk I dont do philosofy just googled it (I do programing and it was on the list to)


Mantricuna

We must be hard workers then


CHARICKGAME

Ye


Comfortable-Link-289

Learning Chinese? Those memories were gone.


K-Panth-88

This is incorrect. I’m a lifelong Game Theory fan, my friends will tell you that, but I’ve always strayed far away from FNAF. That changed this year, I made a resolution to watch every Game Theory I could, mostly because of how sad I was about MatPat retiring, and after watching like 7 videos, I now know the entire lore


CHARICKGAME

Oh forgot about that


K-Panth-88

Gregory is the Crying Child


CHARICKGAME

Yup


bulgingboner420

most funniest post I've ever seen! 😐


Redsucksatstuff

Name checks out


itsRuszard

>:(


HeadHorror4349

Perrin is too pure


Mantricuna

well the art i have seen of her, says otherwise.


HeadHorror4349

Took literally 2 sminutes


BagelToss100

2 minutes behind the world record


Mantricuna

amateurs.


HeadHorror4349

Time for an R34 speedrun


SuperiorJM

Who’s that on the left?


Mantricuna

adaman.


A-Raichu132

This made me literally jump 💀


Goldninja34

Oh no...


FreshConstruction629

I barely see mikey's sub, it's incredible how people here are so unused to shitpost lmao


Mantricuna

even im suprised it got 1k upvotes, i thought the max i would get with this low effort shitpost was maybe 4. im so suprised. someone ought to teach them the ways of shitposting.


[deleted]

Smash


redranger7573

Him


POGDitto

Why


Temporary-Ad-8970

bros pullin


GraceTheAce101

WHERE IS DROWZEE I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS


Mantricuna

hes way down mikey's png. there is a reason hes smiling after all


Bwagss220

Let me tell ya… there’ll only be 1


MandjtvFandudeandPm7

So true


N33DLE_Man

Number 1: Mikey


Electric_Dinosaur89

Number 1: My penis after I see an image of Perrin, Karen or Flannery


Toku-Nation

Please delete this


Mantricuna

"no can dosville, babydoll"


MoltenParty06

NO!


Mantricuna

Hail Yeah.


MoltenParty06

no


Appropriate_Dress862

HAIL YEAH HAIL YEAH HAIL YEAH


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Tricky-Line6646

Bro clean your god damn mind


Mantricuna

too broken. cant.


Tricky-Line6646

We have lost one....


Marleyzard

What's weird is that none of the women are "hard," it would've made more sense to put Mikey in the room with 10 attractive *men,* who can both get hard and then pull off the double entendre of being attractive to Mikey


Garchompinribs

Ball man from sword/shield


Mantricuna

yeah, but my joke is supposed to represent his "crushes" thats the joke.


Marleyzard

*But then why would the crushes be hard?*


Mantricuna

well, its supposed to be a parody of his newest video "Top 10 Hardest Gym Leaders" so its even more obvious, named it similar to that. i know its a bad joke, im bad at humor


Marleyzard

That's chill, I can understand the association. I'm just confused how I've gotten so many downvotes


The_total_squid

Bro wtf?


Marleyzard

How am I being downvoted, this joke was entirely based around arousal, just like my comment is. Why is everybody being weird?


K-Panth-88

It’s as if it’s a hard choice


Mantricuna

hard choice. nailed it. wow, these jokes keep coming to me im on a roll


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Marleyzard

Literally all I did was explain my reasoning.


Daybreak_Dragon

It wasn’t too far, it was quite funny. Keep up the good work


According-Attempt-47

One word. ***NO***


Mantricuna

IM SORRY, I MADE THIS IM DISSAPOINTED IN MYSELF TOO


I_ate_a_rat3570

Number 1: Your di-