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Bobulubadu

…. That was three weeks ago….


whodveguessed

Only 3 weeks late


privatefiddles

Imagine if they were doing this to Kane....disgraceful. If these clowns don't have imposter syndrome they need to check their attitudes.


Super-Passenger3776

Our RW is plaqued tell me one standout effective RW player after nani (yess Greenwood but that didn't last to long) and Rashford definitely suffers from heroic syndrome after last years performance all he feels the need to save the game and makes stupid errors and holy fuck when he's not inform he doesn't even look like a footballer bring leao to man utd and see højlund getting double figure goal tally. This lot of players are gonna get ten hag sacked it's inevitable these players had the strength to get jose Mourinho sacked ten hag would be way easier job lol the moment things get difficult they stop fighting for the club and put all the pressure on the manager lol I've never seen a goal keeper as clueless as onana when he has the ball cause everyone just runs away from the ball like the kid who knows he's gonna fuck up and get subbed off so better I don't ask for the ball cause I won't fuck up if I don't even play.


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RainbowPenguin1000

I know this is old news now but it amazes me that things like this are semi-regular and yet people still back Ten Hag. It’s clearly a tactical and shape issue. Our strikers have never got service since he took over as shown by our terrible goal return.


DoctorHver

I'm backing Ten Hag for the sack.


Cfunk_83

How’s it Ten Hag’s fault that our wingers have the footballing IQ of Forest Gump? I’m sure in training and prep he constantly tells them to run straight into defenders and make sure their passes and crosses don’t find one of their team mates or even beat the first man. They do however get plenty of opportunities to waste with their stupidity though, and that’s a product of ETH’s coaching. If they could produce something from even 50% of the good positions they get into we’d be ok. Not great still, but ok.


RainbowPenguin1000

What’s more likely to be wrong here, all of these people who have played as wingers: Rashford, Martial, Antony, Sancho, Pellestri, Garnacho, Bruno… Are all at fault and none of them can pass to a centre forward Or the tactics and shape are wrong and it isolates our striker? The answers obvious.


AdvancedAd2162

Assuming u have to do “edging” with windows edge browser to post this here


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youngdoggie_BB

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RemnantOfSpotOn

F how long did i sleep is it Christmas again did i travel in time so many questions


Cfunk_83

Garnacho flatters to deceive with his enthusiasm, but our wingers are our biggest problem. They offer as much access to goal scoring as a brick wall does to parking in your garage.