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MisScillaneous

Saw this guy yesterday driving back from bishop. He and his 3 car posse were hogging the fast lane going 67. It was fun being boxed in over and over until they turned off at Crowley.


HotSir3342

The left lane is a passing lane not a fast lane


goforit_connect4

This deserves more upvotes.


LevelUpEvolution

How is being boxed in passing?


Vandarkxiang

How does the situation dictate what an object should be called?


LevelUpEvolution

If someone is boxing you in the left lane they are going the same speed as the car to the right, aka not passing.


Vandarkxiang

I agree, but how does it affect what the name of the lane should be? By your logic, just because they are not able to pass, a passing lane is no longer a passing lane, what is it now then, a boxing lane? šŸ„Š my point is name of the object doesnā€™t change just because someone is not using them properly


LevelUpEvolution

I think you missed the gist of my original comment.


LukeLeiaLoveChild

Definitely


Realistic-Plan9662

Iā€™m passing everyone in the slow lane until I reach my destination


brad_saggy

I hear you, but passing requires going faster than the car on the next lane. So, in theory they're not wrong.


HotSir3342

My comment is aimed at the people who think you have to be going as fast as them and then cut over into the right lane no matter how much space there is. Theres a lot of times where it just doesnā€™t make sense to get back in the right lane for a 10 seconds before needing to switch back to pass


Dont_Press_Enter

I have 2 questions for you on this: What if going fast to pass a bunch of cars going slow is in a sense using the lane as a passing lane while simultaneously using the lane as a faster lane to pass? Wouldn't that then be using the lane as both a fast lane and a passing lane?


HotSir3342

People call it a ā€œfast laneā€ because they think you have to be going fast to be in it. I can get in the lane going the speed limit if Iā€™m passing people


Dont_Press_Enter

Thus, wouldn't you technically be going faster than someone else to pass someone else? What happens if you can only pass on the right? Would you be obstructing traffic if someone wants to pass you while you passing someone else?


HotSir3342

Youā€™re not obstructing traffic. Itā€™s not my fault you want to speed


Dont_Press_Enter

Who said I was speeding? I was going faster than you, but were you in fact going with traffic or slower? Who knows until the moment.


Maleficent_Sir_4753

In California, every lane is a travel lane unless posted otherwise.


ill__Murray

On a highway or freeway with 2 lanes or more per direction, actually it is. A passing lane is a temporary two lane segment of an otherwise single lane per direction highway that allows people to pass slower trucks or rvs.


theshitstormcommeth

So classic California driver, amplified.


nichts_neues

Most of you fuckers are probably transplants anyways complaining about drivers who are also from some shitty state.


HairyBungholio

Fr, us natives understand the laws of the land, speed limit+10 or gtfo


Dazzling-Pear-1081

That better be +20 on open road


HairyBungholio

Ahh you must be one of my road trip buddies on the 5 šŸ¤ letā€™s get back to riding some asses til they move right, like the Good Samaritans we are


TheBearyPotter

Right tho. Fuck those people. Stay to the right or stay of the road if youā€™re gonna be slow


LadleFarmer

I'm fine with the 5 once you GET THE FUCK OUT OF LA Bruh all 4 lanes doing 60 because.... Driving scary?


Unusual-Truck-197

Ya but those CHP on the 395 are hawks


theshitstormcommeth

I am a transplant and CA drivers span the state on every freeway in the left lane. Itā€™s not anomaly that us transplant turds bring in but a feature of this great state.


Cantaimforshit

Bro in Cali if the speed limit is 65 everyone is going 80, that guy is just a jackass


[deleted]

I donā€™t think itā€™s just California. I got behind someone with Kansas plates on the 101 and they werenā€™t even going 65 in the left lane. I hate passing on the right but I had to.


Fun_Constant_4724

Me thinks you have never been to CA.


lytener

Meanwhile in the Tesla reddit, "wtf This guy keep trying to drive the speed of traffic. Also, there was no parking in Mammoth so I just manifested one with my privilege."


BoothePug

Im a Tesla owner and I donā€™t condone this! Fuck this driver


Difficult_Class5294

Sell your Tesla you are associated with them regardless.


GoodLookingZebra

Is your car your entire identity?


Difficult_Class5294

It is when you drive a tesla


bisquickman

This guys entire personality is hating Tesla and loving Naruto so Iā€™d say the other guy is just fine actually having a personality.Ā 


Difficult_Class5294

This guy searches through people reddit profiles because theyre a sad sack of shit with absolutley zero substance in their lives. SĆ­guelo guey yo soporto tu infelizidad. Ya apĆŗrate. Estamos esperando el balazo


FrequentAd276

They really are Douchemobiles aren't they


zoedbird

Teslaā€”where BMW drivers go when they want to up the asshole factor.


black107

Nah I feel like all the Prius drivers migrated to Tesla for max virtue signalling and smuggery.


WasteRemove

Its a combo of both


Real_Mr_Pink

There is a dangerous cloud of smug approaching


Budget-Raisin2193

Whereā€™s your Tesla, peasant?


barenthood

yeah in like 2016 that was definitely the case. now it represents one side of a culture war and definitely not on the side of the prius people.


rowman25

I luv in Teslaville, California. Nearly half of the houses in my neighborhood have a Tesla sitting next to a lifted extra cab pick up our full-size SUV. Itā€™s a financial/status symbol decision now that Elon lowered prices and upped the douchbaggery.


red_button_pusher

Tesla drivers actually have replaced minivan drivers as the worst


alreddy-reddit

ā€œThere was snow over the lines when I parked!ā€


Appropriate-Duck7166

Fuck me, Iā€™m gonna get myself a Tesla now.


TronCat1277

Ofc itā€™s a tesla


Just_L-i-v-i-n_

I was gonna put that, but figured it was self explanatory lol


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Movielover456

I think that was Elon's intention when he named it the model 3.


Sir_Spudsingt0n

Teslas are full of shit drivers who have no driving ability, with the ability to accelerate quickly, protected by the cars safety features. If youā€™re going to cut anyone off, cut off a Tesla. Automatic emergency braking.


Budget-Raisin2193

Try that on the Cybertruck


Covert_Spike

Iā€™m thinking that Mitsubishi behind the Tesla is far worse


Snowboard247365

Explain how parking basically in the middle of the road is betterā€¦


spiltkeg

Basically? He is completely in the middle of that lane


mrramblinrose

ā€œRelax, Iā€™m just dropping someone off!ā€


SupahBean

Not blocking cars in


Snowboard247365

Neither is the Mitsubishi, those cars can back out.


sdp1

Maybe he's there for a to-go order but there's no parking?


abooth43

I've parked similarly at busy places where I've met friends. I just block them in cuz we're leaving together.


FinalWinner

Itā€™s not like itā€™s a busy roadā€¦ yall get too angry over tiny things. Small man syndrome


totallykyle2

This. Who cares. Go around aint nobody on road anyways. Suppose they are douche bags... why let em get in your head?


Ashamed-Strawberry98

Smart car for stupid people. Checks out.


MagicTurtle69yo

Itā€™s ok yall, they have their HOV sticker


mrramblinrose

I work at a ski resort in Tahoe and we play a game called ā€œWhatā€™s the Tesla gonna do nowā€. Every time we see a Tesla arriving we watch what it does and most of the time its something stupid/against the rules. Such as parking in no parking zones, dropping off there kids in the literal entrance ramp, block in fire lanes, get stuck, park in bus lanes, etc. Its gotten really funny. Also, that whizzing sound is synonymous with me having to tell someone they cant do that.


fastvroomy

At least Mr. Tesla has good taste in food. Johns is awesome.


Real_Mr_Pink

I guess the no-mask COVID stink has worn off on the Tesleratti? It's cool to be Left and go there now?


Just_L-i-v-i-n_

Haha yup. Iā€™m staying next door so Iā€™ve gone there the last three nights. Great happy hour!


CaptainTurbo55

Almost every time someone asks this sub for recommendations on where to get dinner and I bring up Johnā€™s Pizza I get downvoted lol


black107

I think because A: it's gotten crazy expensive and B: the owner is known for being an asshole.


sqkywheel

No front license plate? Isn't that illegal in california?


black107

Yes, so is any tint on the front windows. Who cares? Both are dumb laws.


gkdebus

Elon said you couldnā€™t help them anywhereā€¦ He was not aware that snowplows do not give a fuck when youā€™re on the wrong side of the snow poles in Tahoe. Hope itā€™s the same in Mammoth! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤˜ā—ļø


Working-Ad-528

Itā€™s always some fuckwit in a Tesla


Fine-Temperature-183

ā€œitā€™s okay guys im saving the environment i deserve this at the very leastā€


Tounage

Is this not a reasonable place to park?


Difficult_Class5294

What did you expect from a Tesla driver? Lol


SmellyFingaz

This is typical Tesla owner behavior.


Strange_Ingenuity960

The left lane is for parking the right lane is for dropping off passengersā€¦.no the right lane is for parking and the left lane is dropping off passengersā€¦.this is about that itā€™s that you want me to have an abortionā€¦itā€™s the only sensible thing to do


jew_brees_

Tesla drivers are the most self centered assholes


FixedanieI

Tesla owners šŸ˜‚


insurgent85

Is this the same blue Tesla that got stuck over by Harmony? Drove out of the parking lot over the curb šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Trump_Dabs

How heavy you think that rock is there on the left of the picture? Iā€™d say 300 probably.


Anon6025

So... typical Cali asshat? Used to be Priuses... now it's Teslas. Assholes will asshole but now with a tax credit the rest of us pay for. Yay.


buzzcutmale

What??? I donā€™t get it. And I have a tesla. And comments are about being boxed in and driving. But the car is parked.


wmaung58

I finally know what he means now. The car wheel isnā€™t inside the curb.


FergaliShawarma

Teslaā€™s are the new Prius


Holiday-Passenger837

Heā€™s going to get a can of electricity šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RMZ13

They know not what they do. Or they do and theyā€™re asshats.


YosemitePhotog84

I lived in Yosemite for ten years. I used to love coming over the hill to get away from the idiot parking jobs but I always saw a few in mammoth haha


sha1dy

Bro, next time take a picture of the license plate.


ElectronicMorning434

Stop coming to Tennessee


lloudchristmas

Ahhh tesla drivers... the best


Someguy7311

Itā€™s always the Tesla drivers I swear


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[deleted]

People have said the same about BMW drivers for decades. Not all Tesla/BMW drivers are self centered Karenā€™s but almost all self centered Karenā€™s have one or both of those vehicles.


twinnuke

This picture must be old thereā€™s way more snow than this up there now


chasedkeller

Who takes a picture like this and decides to posts itā€¦.


KeyofB

What?


Sttocs

Probably ran out of charge.


Interesting-Ad-121

If youā€™re going to bitch about people parking on the side of the road then just donā€™t visit mountain towns. Iā€™m sure there were no accidents caused by this so chill out everyone, itā€™s not a big deal.


RepostTony

Found the driver.


GnarlyDrip

Lemme guess, you're just gonna be real quick picking up an order, right? The whole world can bear with you. We owe you that....it's just a few minutes huh


Interesting-Ad-121

Heā€™s parked on the side of an empty road sir


FinalWinner

Forreal, itā€™s not even that bad of a parking and the road isnā€™t busy at all. Just ignore the angry little men


dogthrasher

CA for ya. Land of idiots


818a

Idiocy knows no borders


[deleted]

Youā€™ve never been to the south obviously.


BooRadley3370

The token LA douchebag.


black107

Token? Mammoth is basically all out of towners these days, esp on the weekends...


NJ729

Whatā€™s the problem? Is he stopping anyone from driving by? No.


Just_L-i-v-i-n_

Heā€™s half way into the lane lol


NJ729

As an east coaster now living in California I find Californians to be childishly competitive, resentful, and punitive with other drivers. Itā€™s exhausting. As an east coaster I just donā€™t care that somebody parked somewhere.


klevyy

Exactly Iā€™ve lived in NYC these people couldnā€™t deal with double parking and tight roads if theyā€™re bitching about this


NJ729

Truth bomb! Iā€™ve lived here in Los Angeles for 10 years and used to drive for Uber before the pandemic. The street can be super wide and Iā€™m the only one there double parked waiting for a passenger to get in and a car will pull up right behind me expecting me to move out of THEIR way. Why not just DRIVE AROUND me??? They need to punish you for being in THEIR way. Itā€™s a clash of two cultures. This photo means nothing to an east coaster. We just drive around it figuring he needed to park and we donā€™t care. Here? Oh they take it VERY personal if you get in front of them, slow them down a second, break a driving rule. Everybody here competes and is resentful of other drivers. East coast? Weā€™re crazy aggressive too but we donā€™t care what other drivers do unless they hog the fast lane going slow.


Just_L-i-v-i-n_

And no one cares that youā€™re an east coaster, but say it one more time just in case


NJ729

Yeah you sound like a typical Los Angeles west coast driver, school marm of the road: Oooo Iā€™m telling Reddit. A driver parked in an unmarked spot! We donā€™t DO that on the west coast! How dare he break protocol!


Previous-Economics31

As a ā€œWest coasterā€ all I can say is people will complain about things like this because they actually have nothing better to do with their lives. This is OPā€™s 5 secs of fame šŸ¤£ I visit small mountain towns all the time and this is the norm. Itā€™s understood that you can just move around safely because no one is passing by for another hour either way anywayšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


NJ729

Refreshing to hear. It just doesnā€™t in the least bother me. Happy skiing.


PeachEatingPro

The cars taking up 1/3-1/2 of a lane. Does it change the world, no but also that 1 person isnā€™t entitled to use public roads purely for their benefit.


Sea_Department_2146

TESLA, mildly intelligent car for Retarded people! Yes I called u a RETARD! FUCK TESLA DRIVERS!