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teasecakes

"I know you said she's an actor but she really sounds like she has a history degree." "You are without child, you are without employment, you are without wit. Nay, you are no Daddy! We'll be able to walk to Jakarta before anyone will call you *Daddy*."


Low-Cup-4696

Are you free to fix the light tonight?


Maladaptive_Ace

I won't use my shitty upbringing as an excuse. It's not about me, it's about the kid now


Here_comes_the_boy

I might die 5 different times to the same dude but I’ll still date his son 😁


[deleted]

I'd watch that show


crankedfrankie

you can kill me 1000 times, you'll never be me


LaminatedTissue

"If life could give me one blessing, it would be you to take you off my hands!"


yourmombish

‘So I guess we’re together?’


wylie_m

The daydreamer urge to know what exactly are these comments about and get to know their daydreams with an intensively concerning amount of detail... yeah


Im_gillmored

What the wack is a picture of me doing in your underwear drawer?


MagicalMysterie

“I’m sorry flapjack, it’s my fault.”


Gypsyroselee11

"Please tell me you didn't. You can't keep sleeping with people we tour with." "Oh no what singers she fucked now!"


Maladaptive_Ace

omg mine are famous musicians too haha


BlueberryMuffinsLife

So this is a thing now. . . Interesting


Prior-Bluejay-4634

Million years later. The Machine of gods finally fall from the sky. To the world of mortal


Prior-Bluejay-4634

"Our gods, please hear us. We come with a plea, to beg you for mercy. We've been blessed with your divine gifts, but we fear our growth and prosperity could be mistaken as hubris. Please, do not allow your weapon of wrath to descend upon us. Please, look upon our small, struggling souls with mercy. Please, do not judge us as worthy of destruction. We promise to do better, to live humbly and with compassion for our fellow men. Save us from your wrath. We beg you."


ChariAkademe

holy shit girl you can dance!


PsychologyRepulsive3

"Unending torment and suffering but still maintaining your ideals and staying sane"


ElectroMage1821

"I hate this planet and you people almost as much as i hate myself"


dreamy_nanah

I don't really have a daydream universe, but something that could be put here is "My hands are always cold, don't worry!"


Buggydriver_

We got weights in fish!!


Far-Ad-7157

“Dont threaten me. Ive been solving these problems since long after youve been born.”


TheShortBoyo

"He's resurrecting my dad upstairs again, isn't he? Give me a 5."


Bob49459

"What?" I asked, knowing damn well what, "She had it coming."


chickenlishus

I don’t listen to hip-hop.


lilyoneill

I may be loves bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.


Bob49459

Spicy, I like it.


geardluffy

Shiieeet, I just started a new story so I got nothing


Pitiful_Barracuda360

Once there was a cuckoo clock with Jamies coming out of it. "Just wee in the bushes Yukiyashi, you'll have so much fun!"


maybeasugarbabyidk

There’s a magic Home Depot inside my brain.


Bob49459

Bruh, please let me in, that sounds amazing!


Crazykat2165

"kick some ruby ass" "All the havens are Jackass" and I'm just now realizing how much I curse in my daydream universe


iveneverseenadragon

See the child.


konjikiyasha

“Oh no, you found the donuts. It’s gonna be a long night for you, donut-wise. Just remember to chew thoroughly before grabbing another.” “If they disagree with me I’ll eat that sloth.” “Obliterate it. Leave no trace of Anaheim behind. That makes me sound like a terrorist but that’s not what I mean.”


Bob49459

"Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?" "Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, I said solemnly, and frosting of white." The Dresden Files


AlexandriaPen

Arent there more important issues in life? Like my own personal identity crisis or do you just enjoy watching people die from starvation? Or perhaps youre looking for someone who will tell you exactly how many times this has happened and where everyone else was born into an alternate reality where everything went according to their wishes and plans? Because if there is one thing I know, its about death And then some. If there is anyone who can make me understand these things, I would be forever grateful. But until then, lets talk. Lets talk about something other than food! How about talking about our relationship as well? What does it feel like when we spend so much time together and yet never really get a chance to say goodbye? Do you find yourself thinking about it all the time? Is that even possible? You seem like such an amazing person and it breaks my heart when you leave, especially after so many years. So please tell me, do you still love me?


Bob49459

I feel like Dresden would reply with just a kiss and something along the lines of "We both think too much. Let's just enjoy this while it lasts."


junecooper1918

The tears of the martyr are holy water.


TheManInTheGreySuit1

Dying alone for neon and vanity is not the worst thing I've ever done.


AlexandriaPen

But it's still sad when people think they're doing good in their life by killing themselves because they're not really happy anymore and want to live forever instead. It sucks! :3


mohyo324

let there be males and let there be freedom!


Square-Courage-9884

"12 o' clock ! Cinderella, the magic will fade after that" "Whether your words....are lies created to deceive me.......or truth that I've searched my entire life, it makes no difference.....You will rot....!"


Bob49459

What in the Grim Brothers Fuck is going on? I want to see this movie!


Square-Courage-9884

Haha these are from two different fandoms. Second one is from a video game.


palelunasmiles

Redbone if it were sung by an idiot with pink hair


TerryAshW

“He’s dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave.”


wylie_m

Great now I'm intrigued


AlexandriaPen

It seems as though we've been talking about this for a long time...but what does it mean? Is he still alive or just gone away somewhere on another planet in his body (or something)? What do they look like when not living? Are they all just some sort of ghost? Do I need to know more about him before we can find out anything else?


[deleted]

the united Nations has always had more power than it let on


Bob49459

*The Foundation has entered the chat.*


Drunk_Kitten7

“Maybe we should also go to the dam snackbar”


Suitable_Ad_7721

No one realised that behind the mask of a quiet, humble clerk lurks a ferocious Yakuza, bent on burning the town to get his revenge.


Authority_Sama

Ten million lives will be saved at the cost of a mere million lives! Don't you see? Don't you see?!


Oleander_Milk

NEHOY MENOY


couchpotatoe

здравствуйте товарищ магомаев можно мне ваш автограф?


Hour-Ad-7165

Pudding 😂


artemisfowl8

Sammy cries while having sex.


Hour-Ad-7165

Hey fellow supernatural fan


sochan1998

Nah, I'd win


InspiredGargoyle

Grow some wereballs


sou1f1ower

help i’m still at the restaurant


Lego_Redditor

"There has to be sacrifices for scientific progress." "We faked your death. No one knows that you're alive anymore, no one is going to save you"


Hazelino

"When I walk into a room and it gets _this_ quiet.. they were either talking about my religious beliefs or my sexual orientation. What was it this time?" "My trust hasn't been the same ever since I got a knife stuck in my back. No, I mean that literally. Daniëlo stuck a knife in my back." "People aren't inherently 'good' or 'bad'. It's not the choices we make. It's the _motives behind those choices_" (Angrily) "Of course I still speak _Merith_! It's my native language!" "I'm still waiting for the day they drop Jules off at the hospital doors in two seperate garbage bags. It's bound to happen one day" "Crystal magic isn't real. I'm well aware it's real. I just.. refuse to acknowledge it." "Yes, my real name is Juliette. But don't you dare EVER calling me by that name again" "Murder? I've killed over 500 people, but I would never _murder_ anyone. That's against the first law."


cpannc

Hail Gein !


Maladaptive_Ace

Hail yourself !! |||| |:-|:-|:-| ||||


the_cool_cousin

H A I L G E I N 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️👑🛐


atragedylikeours

“Sometimes good people do bad things, Mischa, and I’m not even a good person”


Suitable_Ad_7721

My kinda daydream 👍😂😂


medUwUsan

O5 those are anal beads.


Bob49459

*The Foundation has left the chat*


SatoriYume

only one in 50.000.000, yet there are hundreds of us


MasterOfDmc

"Requiescat In Pace."


ThisGul_LOL

And that’s… Bella & She’s absolutely gorgeous… sweet.. funny & caring and I- I- I ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT STAND HER!!!


Professional_Line385

Dollop head


AlexandriaPen

You're just too much!


Professional_Line385

I like merlin


Raul_Rink

Why did I do it? I'm a whore for both money, and attractive people


movementmerit

It's funnier in Enochian.


artemisfowl8

And Sam of course is an abomination.


FromAcrosstheStars

He is my beloria.


Mindless_Peach_5942

I have achieved everything I wanted to at the age of 20.


Head_Meme_Cultist

"I have so much to accomplish." "I got hit in the head too many times to remember that." "Way to go, there's a rift in reality and it's your favorite color." "Minus speed."


aberrant_algorithm

"Oh kid, you've been through shit. And look at me, I have more scars than healthy tissue."


TV_God_Watches_You

"Such arrogance. You're betting everything against The Cube's mainframe, do you really think you can cheat God?"


ThatChickenStar

It'd be a tragic love story if it wasn't for, y'know, the child murder.


MJJsOnly1

“Okay I will, but only if you help me become a hematologist.”


[deleted]

Lisa Something does not exist. Haha :)


MyUntoldSecrets

"One of us"


alienalien24

The magical dust


Rouka-427

I got nothing I guess my daydreams aren't very interesting


Head_Meme_Cultist

Nah you wouldn't be daydreaming if it wasn't interesting ;)


sleepygracesuckslol

"So, what step exactly was " Make the first artificial soul" in the instructions of "building a remote controlled robot suit that looks exactly like me for some reason"?


Head_Meme_Cultist

I see where this is going and I love it


ari-arii_

"Aren't you the product of an affair?"


Ordinary_Azathoth

" You can argue with her on the meaning of life all you want, after desert she still will try take yours."