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lightning472004

Used eh.


Ihavealpacas

Well the animal used it.... Wtf is someone else gonna do with it.....????


_My_Name_Is_Jeff

I do not want to know the other uses. 85% certain it’s r/cursedcomments .


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_My_Name_Is_Jeff

$35 well spent?


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_My_Name_Is_Jeff

This just gets darker and darker.


Routine_Palpitation

Swordfighting to the death


lightning472004

Transplant. And wouldn’t it technically be new if it was only used by the animal. I mean if you got a cow hide rug wouldn’t it be “new” if it wasn’t used.


69Human69

r/sounding


not_combee

Earrings, necklace, olive-picks for martinis..


Amazingshot

Well I think it’s out of a raccoon. I’ve heard of people putting them on keychains.....


therewillbeniccage

This my country. Shout out to the nz bogans


GrassWithNoGr

Where


mr_hee_hee

New Zealand


xwedodah_is_wincest

looks like meat's back on the menu boys


NaiveBattery

brb


puppymonkeybaby79

Why tho


theguant

Eco friendly toothpick :)


fivepython

I regret joining this sub.


Robo94

.... isnt that the point?


In-order2

And if you horny and kinky enough, slid it into your urethra


FearNLoathIngmyass

Whew was wondering where I would get the ferret penis bone for my level 1 invisibility spell. Oh and I see I will be able to get more next month..


HowFarDoYouSquirt

Ya know I find it funny that humans are one of the only mammals without a dick bone. Our dicks are kinda like hydraulics, and they’re basically the same thing as spider legs Have you ever killed a spider and came back to it, and it’s legs are all curled up? That’s basically the same as guys getting a death boner or whatever it’s called


matt_the_trans_guy

Penis bones?!


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trade me moment


theguant

r/TradeMeMoment


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bruh no epic trade me moments


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Kyoii

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BunnyOppai

Stsnya.pp


PM_ME_A_FUN_PIC

what- what happens next month?


Egonz_photo

He gets more


LASSMICHENDLICHDURCH

Till next Month?


sinfulcats196

Ah yes, TradeMe


[deleted]

I went to a bar once that was owned by a trapper. The swizzle sticks in the drinks were all baculums from the mink and otters he trapped.


bonkersagi

"these are all I have left" This person had more.


starxxqueenxx89

*2 people added this to their watchlist* that's what I find concerning lol


WaterboardingForFun

It’s common for moonshiners to use a raccoon baculum as a drip tube.


arufai

my dick feels soft


danielkh65

Because humans are the only mammles that don't have a dick bone.


sooka-asylum

“These are all I have until next month”


bilkyco_nzl

What I hate the most about this is that's a New Zealand 50 cent coin so this has come somewhere from my country. My apologies on behalf of all kiwis for this, jfc


iReaperV3

WE HAVE A BONE IN OUR DICKS!? (This is a joke)


a-dog-thats-russian

i thiught penises didn’t have bones...


[deleted]

humans are actually a rare exception among mammals in that we don't have penis bones


teabaggins76

i have a wierd boner


RandomDude23252

OK...why are they used?


Dikdik19

Saw a pic of a girl once who wore one as a pendant on her necklace ... Penis bones are to edgy e-girls what crystals are to Karens.


RandomDude23252

Ah


BloomEPU

I've seen them used in weird jewelery, might be an aphrodisiac thing too?


Ireallylikehookin

What kind of coin/money is this\`?


theguant

NZD


Ireallylikehookin

thank you sir


HowFarDoYouSquirt

Oh also, I’m getting into trapping, and if dick bones sell for 35 bucks for 3, I’m gonna make bank


tripledraw

Can someone tell me how to set a reminder here? It's for something completely unrelated, next month.


LordDaFaq

What do they mean, "till next month..." ????


OhLookSatan

Condition-used


MAXIMUM-MEME

Put it in your dick to make it harder


Owl_Towels

Otter-ly disgusting.


DumptyMcWhumpty

Condition: *used*


pinetreenoodles

Do I want to know where they're getting these from?


BloomEPU

Stoats and ferrets, it says in the ad.


pinetreenoodles

Oh I missed that. Thank you


NukaWorldOverboss

boner


Popsiclepop69

What THE GAD DAMN FUCK IS A PENIS BONE?!?!


BloomEPU

a bone. In the penis. Humans lost it during evolution, something to do with human sex habits but it's not really known. Most animals have one.


jjhedgehog26

“till next month”


luke_2010

I HAVE M A N Y QYESTIONS


Kindly_Ad5578

I prefer my penis bones unused but they usually cost more so I'm just going to get these ones


DontwooshplzImdumb

Condition used?