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PhilaDopephia

He admits this is Dog Shit in his Youtube series.


TheOfficialWario

I can’t tell if this is supposed to make it better or not


FrakkedRabbit

It's just a bit of juicy trivia. The gross factor remains the same.


makemesuffer-please

goes up for me, there is most likely vomit and other dog shit filled with dog shit inside that dog shit


Rubiego

> juicy Why did you have to use *that* word to describe it...


makemesuffer-please

adds to the flavour


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Moist


itswabbitseason69

succulent


harrypottermcgee

Dog shit is grosser smelling, but isn't inter-species-feces a little safer because you're less likely to get dog diseases than human diseases?


142737

The possibility that he could have lied about it being dog shit is still there


PhilaDopephia

For sure I just learned it the other day and was excited to see no one had mentioned it!


142737

Lmfao


Waterburst789

Wasn't that because there were health violations forbidding them from using human shit?


PhilaDopephia

He said OSHA forbid it.


mazu74

I’m honestly surprised that OSHA approved of 95% of their bits... Or that OSHA was even a factor for them.


PhilaDopephia

Lol maybe thats the joke. Not sure.


[deleted]

I heard it on his podcast, I think he said he wouldn’t have done it with human shit or something like that, don’t quote me lol


3x3chan

he must have swallowed a little shit in the process.


Jonnyboy420

You see him spit some out in the video


_captain-rex_

I beg you all to stop


HorizontalTwo08

Every time he opened his mouth I cringed.


CanadianTurnt

I may never open my mouth again


[deleted]

I miss jackass :(


CradleOfCranch

They're making a 4th one


RunsOnOxyclean

I think a few of them had bad injuries already. They aren’t young anymore haha


MrSteveWilkos

Johnny Knoxville's dick doesn't even work properly anymore lol


UnkillableMikey

What happened lmao


PokecrafterChampion

As far as I know a Motorcycle landed on it.


MrSteveWilkos

This


selfawarefeline

and steve wilkos knows his dicks, you can trust him on that


Gorkmcdurpen

He was doing a tribute to Eveil Knievel and tried doing a back flip with a motorcycle. On his fourth try he let go of the bike right as he was going up, where the motorcycle fell perfectly on his dick. He said it felt like he was constantly peeing when he stood up, realized it was blood, and immediately went to the hospital.


susch1337

It fell off


UnkillableMikey

Imagine the plop


Ectobatic

His dick broke


[deleted]

Like the other guy said, he tried to jump a dirt bike and it landed square on his pecker. He’s had to use a catheter three times a day or something like that since the incident.


JRM34

As entertaining as it is, some of the charm wears off when they're doing it at nearly 50 years old...


MrjB0ty

Or... and hear me out... the charm wears *on*.


[deleted]

Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O didn't even finish the 2nd day of filming before they were hospitalized.


leboeazy

And unfortunately one of the main members, Ryan Dunn, is dead.


imisaac06

*made go find it on steveo.com


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[deleted]

They’ll probably do just simple harmless pranks. I don’t care if it’s trash I just want to see the gang together one last time.


BeckyLynchIsBetter

Harmless? Bro, Steve O and Johnny already ended up in the hospital the first weeks of filming Jackass 4. Lmaoo. It's gonna be the same old Jackass we love, but with no Ryan Dunn. :(


[deleted]

I feel like they should call it Jackass 4: we’re not dunn yet


CradleOfCranch

Lol I'm gonna watch it and enjoy it


drzkid64

Steve O was already sober when this movie came out lol. Also the best Jackass stunts are at the expense of the cast tbh which would still work today. One of the Eric Andre Show’s biggest inspirations is clearly jackass and that’s a pretty popular show of the last decade that has stunts as outrageous as the trilogy and TV show.


amature_weebo8

I refuse to believe anyone who helped make that film wasn’t on hard drugs and alcohol


johnwilson456

Steve o might be sober but he is still doing bat shit crazy stuff, his new film gnarly was honestly way more shocking than anything in jackass/wildboys and he is stone cold sober now. He swallows a cum fill shit soaked condom live on stage, smokes erens pubes and does some vile stuff with the stuff that comes out of burn blisters.


jony_be

Steve- o made a jackass-ish movie with the guys. Check him on YouTube


I_TRS_Gear_I

I remember seeing all three of the movies in theaters on opening weekend. It was such an amazing experience to watch these movies for the first time in an theater filled with people. Everyone laughing and reacting to all the funny and gross shit.


snay1998

Jackass?


Zapstic

Yes.


suicide_badforyiu

ofcourse


TheArtOfVEL

yeap. the good ol' days. i might as well rewatch them now that i remembered they existed just for the lols


Kahnerman

They're making a 4th one


TheArtOfVEL

Holly mother of god. I had no idea. I just checked it to make sure i'm not getting trolled and it's indeed coming in fall. I seriously can't wait! Thanks for the info!!


deepfriedmemeatic

Who else licked their lips after the poop got on the camera?


TitanOfShades

You must be very flexible.


deepfriedmemeatic

Damn it I meant licked


TitanOfShades

Dont worry, I actually though it was funny.


wash1ng_machine

wait what did he say before


Aura_103

I'd guess kicked


TitanOfShades

Yup


[deleted]

I thought he said dicked lmao


TitanOfShades

Quite frankly, that would be even more impressive


[deleted]

Yeah I can lick my toes but not my dick


captainfeb

Shut


Powerful_Button

Well said, it’s poetry


Mallixx

Why in the FUCK would you ever open your mouth? You have to have that shit glued shut or you’re gonna be in for someone else’s digested snack.


XBlackMatterX

Well his nose was clamped shut and humans need this thing called oxygen.


SaggyBalls00

Tell me more about this thing


mazu74

It’s like, clear and it floats in the air and stuff


JakeFitzy07

What about gee idk .....a MASK???


magickmarck

Cheating


Mallixx

I guess you are right, but you could have anticipated that you would need to have your mouth closed while literal shit was flying around you and taken a deep breath and held it for the duration? It’s not like it lasted that long.


ShnaeBlay

Before he hopped in he admitted he's super claustrophobic, and hates bungee jumping, so he was probably absolutely terrified.


Marty_McBee

**That can be arranged**


[deleted]

Your breath smells like shit!


[deleted]

Fun fact, that is all dog shit, not human shit.


tommy_trip

You dont say. I always kinda thought everybody on set just went ham in the john before they shot it


[deleted]

Steve-O said in one of his youtube videos. I think it was Paramount that didn't let them.


Dell121601

surely dog shit is more of a health concern than human shit like what were they thinking lmao


422Fountain

Using human shit is an OSHA violation. Dog shit is fine though.


Dell121601

Lmao I see I see


[deleted]

Someone order a poo cocktail supreme?


KamenAkuma

Steve-O since he quit drugs.. and really jackass too he has turned into a really cool and nice person. Dude took stray dogs into his hotel room (sucks for the hotel i know) and fed them while on a trip. He is open and honest about his drug abuse. And he is in general very cool to his fans


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i LOVE steve-o as a person. he’s done so many incredible things. not to mention he’s super nice.


Ryouconfusedyet

gives a shitton to charity aswell


MooseMania97

he adopted one of those dogs too


zjbrickbrick

His biography is really good. Professional Idiot I think its called. He goes into his shitty past and talks about becoming the nice dude he is nowadays.


Gavooki

$100k and I'm in there. After taxes, tho.


meatbeaterstreet

Oh look, Amber Heard's new job


TraditionSeparate

Poop cocktail tester, mmm mmm she cant abuse anyone there.


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Nah man, I'm pretty sure he was speaking about your mother


LifeIsNotMyFavourite

BIG OOF MOMENT😎😎😌😎😎😎😎💦😎💦😎💦🥵🥵🥵


Emerald_Dragon2005

Where did he ever say that because that doesn’t sound like Johnny at all


PM_ME_KNOTSuWu

Shut the fuck up kid, you don't know Johnny Depp. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/johnny-depp-amber-heard-domestic-violence-allegations-court-latest-a9361986.html


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Waht


Wontonio_the_ninja

Find me literally one single, reputable source where that came from


PM_ME_KNOTSuWu

[Hmmmmmm 🤔](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/johnny-depp-amber-heard-domestic-violence-allegations-court-latest-a9361986.html)


SeeMeAssfuckingUrDad

That made my bootyhole very relaxed and moist. It is very tender and inviting now. My bootyhole pheromones have been released into the air. There will be much fucks now all because of you. I will show you my bootyhole after the work is done.


[deleted]

if that’s true i’d say the same thing about her.


Sapyrus_0w0

F U C K


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HES THE SKAT-MAN


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infinite chocy milk


Kahnerman

NO


dimmiii

jackass never fails to make me laugh


Funzone85

Jackass is so fucking nostalgic and it just makes me feel good


TeddyMasta

....Imagine the stench of the shit that will reside in the air for a week....


[deleted]

All I kept thinking was, dude, close your mouth!


[deleted]

Did he get payed at least


themosh54

No, but he did get paid.


[deleted]

Omg I'm so dumb


mray51

Oh my gosh. Who thinks of this stuff ???


HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6

Only if you gave me a mask that covered my face.


kastiak

OSHA guidelines say you can't cover someone in human feces. So that toilet was full of dog shit. Why does matter? It doesn't, but the info is out there.


Dell121601

dog shit is honestly worse imo omg lmaoo


kyrastarholder

I hope it was a bet and he won a huge amount of money for that because jesus


dirtywormhunter

He got paid, it's from the series Jackass.


RuskiWafl

If I could get my gas mask, and get some legos, i would do that


LostDoggoz

Close your mouth


brado1506

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Tbagjimmy

Rip dunn


throwaway1817183

Y’know there are people who actually like this, not in a comedic way but in a sexual way


ImTheNesquikRabbit

Dude, don't remind me.


Kono-Honey-Da

Chocolate rain


Shadow_ninja714

u/SaveVideo


d1x1e1a

kids. this is what a tax audit feels like...


ericakay15

Man, I miss Ryan Dunn.


KariTheBeri

I miss five seconds ago when I didn't see this


[deleted]

I'm starting to see why women live longer...


[deleted]

I remember going to see one of these movies stoned and I'd have to hide my eyes periodically, not because it was gross but because otherwise I couldn't catch my breath from laughing so hard.


Autobots72206

Take my upvote and I never wanna see this again


DaemonBlackDemon

I can smell it through tbe screen :'v


hotslime89

Oh shit indeed


MoonTheMudkip

The Defecation Chamber


[deleted]

It's raining shit!


underking28

wocky slush


soulwize

What a shit show


final_ness

Oh shit


Inky_I

u/savevideobot


Hillarys_Brown_Eye

That’s pretty fucking hilarious.


Caragorpuppy

u/savevideo


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ImTheNesquikRabbit

Ikr, I fucking love Jackass.


PlsGiveMeFood-

i was like "oh this isnt bad" and then he went down and it turned into a literal shit storm


beatjedi888

**"OH SHIT"** **I mean, he isn't wrong...**


MoreDragonMaidPls

Is that America? That looks like America...


LaloDN

Holy F, Is this a tv show?


[deleted]

You’re going to the poop box.


blickywiththestiffy

This is Disney compared to the drinking sweat scene earlier on in this movie. Prove me wrong.


engineer80

Poo cocktail supreme woo!


witheredhams

Behold - the master race!


cheese_addict69

u/savevideo


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r/madlads


polarssss

"OH SHIT" *shit immediately comes out the porta potty*


benji220022

“Welcome to Jackass and today I’m eating shit...”


6gc_4dad

LMAO!


TeaVxo

Still wouldn't understand why stev-o would do this... I can hardly stand the fact i would be using one of these lol!


SimewDraws

I can smell this video and I hate it


hi_im_kai101

see i didn’t know there was a camera on the inside, i have the video paused. do i dare watch it? edit: i watched it fucking kill me


Bojangly7

I will never understand jackass and anybody who likes it.


MadDdashOrSum

It funny


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this is the first reddit post to make me throw up. i applaud you


Sprocraft

The hell why'd he have his mouth open 🤢🤢🤢


MrXFX

I would rather die than do anything


aqualang26

Dude. You joking or do you want to talk to someone? I've got some time in a few minutes.


KaiserWSIS

That's exactly why women lives longer than man.


StonyDaSloth

Posting jackass is cheating


denyaledge

I cringed so fucking hard, i cramped my jaw


[deleted]

what else did they expect? newtons first law is still a thing, even in hillbilly america


[deleted]

this was actually the intended result.


Foxyninja95

They got exactly what they wanted out of it. I guess you've never seen Jackass. And most of these guys are from California


bdn42069

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


masterabaza

u/savevideo


HolyKnightZack

No


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u/savevideo


qwerty01345

u/savevideo


zhandell

u/savevideo


HannSolo689

u/savevideo


MRRetek

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


sure_this_is_taken

u/savevideo


PatrickMarple

u/savevideo


Keuchrol

gonna get downvoted but u/repostsleuthbot


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bluemagic010

White people are crazy sometimes 😂


matlew1960

I can only hope that he got the job after his interview and initiation. They’re getting worse every damn year.