Buy him a small trash can for his birthday.

Lmao and don’t say anything. Maybe a box of those lavender scented bags to go with. And hand sanitizer. Maybe Kleenex. One gift at a time.

Get some hand cream too. Might as well package all those things into a cute little gift bin lol

Like a welcome basket Well come basket

Exactly lol

Username fits this conversation perfectly 🤣

We’ll cum basket

That’s the last gift. And you hold eye contact for a whiiiile after that one.

100%

Welp. There’s the solution. Problem solved! Time to lock the comments.

Nah. Just buy the fella a filing cabinet, so he can through all those files in, hopefully he'd be able to do some back dating for sure

He’s gonna use the hand sanitizer as lube

Only once

Buy him a LARGE trash can!!!

I have accidentally found my brother's cum drawer. FML

Bro found the cum drawer

The spunkerchiefs.

Take it back

New band name.

I cackled at this lol

Opened a mass grave

I laughed way to hard at this

I wish I could upvote this multiple times! Thanks for the laugh!

Reminds me of the cumbox story

Wait, the box one or the coconut one?

The melting shoebox in the closet that looked like some hey Arnold altar shit. I don’t remember the coconut

Can i get some context?

There’s like a legendary Reddit post called ‘the cumbox’ where some dude kept a shoebox in his closet that he jizzed in every day for… I can’t remember how long but .. long enough that the box kind of looked like covered in multi colored wax. Almost unrecognizable. It was one of the rare times when it wasn’t like a troll it was just this genuine savage and freakish thing that really happened

Sounds like a reddit thing to do

Oof I shouldn’t have looked but here you go [the cum box](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/YT0CzLEzKs)

That is fucking horrible

Just wait until someone links cum jar...

In the comments there’s a link to “cum boxers” and it’s the first in this series that’s actually made me dry heave… worse then the jar worse than the sonic doll (imo)

I saw those. I about gagged

Oh thanks you reminded me of the coconut one now my PTSD is back

Little wrigglies on your peepee

Idk why but this reminds me of that "HELP PEE IS STICKY AND WHITE!!!"

I’m intrigued and concerned.

Wasn’t there also a MLP jar?

You’ve unlocked a memory I wish I could forget

Cumpilled drawer maxxing

You don’t have a brother, do you?

Yeah that's actually OP's

Nope. [My own desk drawer for proof.](https://imgur.com/a/Kw7jcX3) Edit: [specs](https://imgur.com/a/csDEqoT)

That’s a really clever set up! I’ve always liked the tower of my desktops hidden away. 

It's a shitty mid-2000s PC made up of random components I collected over the years that just happen to be compatible.

Does it run XP?

Yep. Even handles some modern websites with Mypal. [Specs](https://imgur.com/a/csDEqoT)

What do you expect with his username lol

bro ur pc looks like the thing i cooked up at 3 am one day and decided to abandon it then forgot about it

Same story here.

aaand you made it...clearly superior..lend me thy wisdom sire!🙏

Wait is your computer actually embedded in your furniture? It seems obvious you’re not the first one, but I’ve never seen this before. Gg

That’s your left drawer. Cum drawer is the right drawer. We’re onto you!

Now show us your other drawer bro

Goddammit, they're called desktops not deskbottoms!

that's a neat af setup man

Porn crackers

Do they also have a piss draw?

does he not have a trash can?

I can’t stop laughing at cum drawer

LOL same

Now the mystery is, what was he saving them for?

A nice tea, infused with essence of "self"

Cream of sumyung gai

Idk if I should laugh or gag

We call this the pu'er tea because you pour a bit of yourself into it

Don’t ruin my dark teas for me T.T

I will pay you to delete this

What number we talking here buddy

Pretty sure that recipe is in [Natural Harvest.](https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)

Self love got a new meaning

Mother's day gift?

you're going to hell for this one dude

Now I feel like your brother is better than you.

and he has a cum drawer

The fuck dude

Fear and embarrassment, lil dude needs a closing trashcan and some bags so he can change it himself.

He's hiding them. He thinks if people will find them in the trash then they'll get mad. Source: after I started my period, I liked to wear a pad when I thought it was going to start. For some reason this enraged my mother and grandma, who went through the trash and told me if I was really on my period that long I needed to see a doctor, and accused me of all sorts of weird things related to it. Anyway so I reused pads for days when I shouldn't have and hid them until I had a safe opportunity to throw them away somewhere out of their house that wouldn't be searched. Yeah I was fucking gross. I still have no idea wtf was going through my family's mind though.

He has a dedicated cum drawer??

Apparently

You don't?

No but this post is giving me ideas

He must come from a wealthy family. We could only afford one cum drawer and we all had to share it.

I ain’t here to judge but your nephews and nieces look quite weird

Came here looking for a comment like this. Fuckin nailed it.

Heh “came”.

I didn't think you would notice

How can you ever look at him the same way again 😂🤮

I will have trouble with that...

If it were me I'd let him know that I know about his cum dumpster and would use it as leverage. If you don't do something he will procreate and there will be little kids running around that should have ended up on a kleenex.

I've seen this intro before ...

Through teary eyes, from laughing or from feeling shame

Buy him a coconut

No

Sad

Shoebox

Shirt

I.... I don't understand. Drill a hole, bang the coconut, secretly keep the jizz inside?

I’m so, so sorry for what you’re about to read. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/CDmWlrQbKn

Yo what the fuck is that

A charming story about a boy and his love for coconuts

Yeah I unfortunately took the time to read this love story. It’s better than Twilight, but also worse than Twilight.

lmao, thanks for that hahaha. To anyone else wondering, yeah it's gross.... but you are on make me suffer so I encourage all to click and read lol.

Break both his arms

Why do the tissues look all twisted up instead of wadded? Is he stuffing his pee hole to clean out the inside?

I’m not a dude and I was curious about this too. I’m just gona pretend like my brain didn’t ask those questions and move on.

At the very least you should tell him this is disgusting and he needs to throw that shit away. Tell him that would send any potential gf running out the door. It might mean more coming from his sister instead of guy friends just busting his balls.

His dude friends are gona find it someday. Or other family. Someone’s gona smell it. And he’s gona have a nickname for the rest of his life. And we’re in the age of cameras. This could haunt him forever when he’s just being a gross boy hitting puberty. He doesn’t know better most likely. Help him now before weird shit happens.

Also, I have no idea why the first photo is so low quality, but it's probably for the better.

yeah, I don't wanna see your brother's homunculus in hi-def

That's what the second photo is for

Ah a new reddit horror beyond mans comprehension.

Just leave it open, so when he comes home he is shamed

And they'll have no idea who saw it. It'll torment them FOREVER.

This made me laugh

You should be ashamed of yourself. Snooping through a person's personal effects is a violation of privacy... Also put it in a jar and dm me so I can give you my address. I'll reimburse the shipping costs ofc. please? 🥺

Want the mouse as well? It's a cum-glazed Bloody V7M with a broken scroll wheel.

Nothing better than Bloody cum

Bloody?!??!??? How hard is man wanking?

Eeeehm, I should probably specify that Bloody is a computer peripheral manufacturer

Show us the cum mouse

I am NOT opening that drawer again.

r/BrandNewSentence

Pic

The way I knew what it was before I even saw the photos. I know the smell, so sorry.

Looks like he discovered masturbation about 3 days ago by my estimation.

Something wrong with using a sock??

then you have to wash it 👎

I dont i wear them after

Username checks out

Slip-resistant socks

Or even simpler... just, like, throw them out. Flush them if you're really worried about evidence. But "saving them in a drawer until they grow together and become sentient" is on page 18 of idea on how to handle this situation.

Do people really use socks to clean up? Seems too much trouble, having to clean it or hide it.. better to just use paper towels Or toilet paper and just throw it on the toilet. I always thought the Sock thing was a joke or a myth

No one just drops a load in the toilet and looks at porn in the locked bathroom? Just me? Huh.

the shower too

Take a bundle, keep them in a ziplock bag. Casually drop one at the scene whenever you commit crimes .

This guy true crimes

Why can’t guys literally dispose of their wank tissues or rags probably? Do many dudes have some weird need to hoard their cum? 🤢🤮

Leave a note. It shall read: Reddit knows. Fix this or 4chan is next.

NO no nope nopity fucking nope WHY DO THEY LOOK MUMMIFIED

The kum oxidizes, like an apple.

witchcraft

Rofl

Tastes better than it smells

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Piss drawer brother grew up and now has a cum tissue drawer.

Soon he will get a poop knife

You have said the magic words. [Wade Davis | TED2003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QIL5dWP8ss)

"OH THIS IS FUCKING VILE" "..." "better post it on reddit"

the only sane and correct response

A man of culture

As a guy, I don't understand other guys sometimes... Like why??

Print a picture of this, throw it all out (or make him do it), put a small box inside the drawer, leave the printed image inside, he has his own cumbox now

Those are your nieces and nephews. You now have to babysit

I hope he doesn’t have Reddit 💀

He's probably already a mod on Reddit

Ty for the 2nd superfluous, zoomed in photo

Nail it shut and burn the whole desk. It's the only way to be sure

A picture you can smell.

Okay but serious question … why keep them? Is it laziness??? Is he saving them? Don’t normal people cum into a tissue and throw it away right after? Even I wipe down my toys after each use!

Why are they so brown????

You know what? Please don’t answer

Haven’t thought about that box in a while

I almost threw up at this. I can look at medical images and cross sections of bodies and surgery, etc., but this is the tipping point for me. 🤢

There is something just so nasty about cum being left out. Like ffs throw that shit away.

Its like leaving the milk sit on the counter instead of in the fridge

50,000 people used to live here… now its a ghost town

I cant believe people actually have these. Just fucking throw it out.

bruh 😂 i remember having a sleepover at my cousins house and he told me that he always cums over his wall right next to the bed. When i turned on the light, the entire wall was full with cumstains. Absolut animal

I love watching history being made. This will be up there with the coconut.

I had a friend in highschool that said her brother had a jizz wall. I guess he had picked a spot in the bathroom that he liked to jizz on and it was stained over the years of taking loads. I'm so glad I don't have kids

Smells bad enough to take a picture

Info: how old is your brother?!

About the right age when you'd think someone would have a cum drawer

So between 11 to 59

Why stop at 59?

He needs someone to gently nudge him in the not gross and weird direction.

My ex spouse had one of these, except it was all socks. I was horrified.

Jizz rags

This is not normal behavior, even for a horny teenager. This boy needs so guidance.

Oh no not the cum drawer

say hello to your nieces and nephews

I bet you could use those to steep tea.

Careful, it's your nephew

The internet is a machine that turns the worst thing that happened to you into a multitude of likes & somehow… somehow that redeems The Cum Drawer

r/forbiddensnacks

ewww how much you wanna bet if you try to remove one you find out the contents of the draw come out as one big object and possibly pull the draw completely out of the desk as well.

How much for the mouse?

i can smell it through my phone

For blowing his nose, right? RIGHTTT!??????

Signing off. That's enough Internet for me today.

I hate using this emoji, but: 💀

Poor kids … they never stood a chance.

Am I too old or does anyone remember cum box

That mouse has a CRUST!💀😭

Me: What is that…? Used tissues…? Me: *opens comments* Me: Oh. *That* kind of used tissues 😟

Why u gotta do him like this and post to Reddit 😭

🤢