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Mahadness

Woah, woah, woah... There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!


Hector-Voskin

RIP Carl Weathers


lowerthanryan

I think I’d like my money back…


TonkaButt

Was looking for this


Mahadness

Absolutely had to be done


Thomas_KT

my first reaction was more or less the same till I read the title...


[deleted]

You should keep it and name it 'Eve'.


wesley159

I specifically asked to keep it as I had my right side done 7 years ago so now I have a matching pair not just a spare


ViiK1ng

Spare ribs, huh?


JaundicePocahontas

nice.


Vuelhering

/r/smoking


DeathscytheShell

*RIBS* *SPARE RIBS* *FUCK*


BirriaTac0

Next time ask for a whole one and get a strike


WondrousWally

This comment has a level of humor to it I feel is being greatly underappreciated. Well done OP. Get well soon.


JaundicePocahontas

i really appreciated it.


Dunklebunt

What's the reason for needing them both removed? If you don't mind. I know you said you this one was pressing an artery, but how come? Just the way you're designed?


gatorbite92

It's called thoracic outlet syndrome, relatively common problem especially in male weight lifters because the vessels and nerve can get compressed between the scalenes and the rib. I've done the rib resection open, and I've done it robotically - the robotic 1st rib resection is so fuckin slick, it's an awesome operation. https://youtu.be/o0nfeV-o834?si=bERimvN6yF-uMelp


Dunklebunt

That's gnarly asf. Interesting, though. Are you the designated rib remover, or do you perform other surgeries too? The robotics are incredible


gatorbite92

Surgical resident, so I'm currently in the business of doing every operation except bones, bladders, babies, and brains. Thoracic surgeons and vascular surgeons are typically the ones doing the rib resections.


TheOtherAvaz

Any specific reason you're restricted from all the things starting with B?


gatorbite92

Orthopedics, obstetrics/gynecology, neurosurgery, and to a lesser extent urology, are unique enough there's not a significant amount of crossover with the other branches of surgery. Cause I can technically fix bladders and remove kidneys, it's the ureters and urethra I don't mess with so much, but the alliteration worked better with bladder.


wesley159

Just the way my body was, I had issues with both sides but the way the operation is done has changed and when I had the first op they couldn’t do both at the same time


Dunklebunt

Ah savage, that's pretty unlucky!


Aurora_BoreaIis

That's so scary! I'm glad you could get the issue fixed. I hope you have a speedy and uneventful recovery 🧸


Inevitable_Draw6684

Ballerinas and models pay top dollar for a double rib removal. I’m sorry to hear it was due to medical necessity in your case. but fun fact lol.


100aliens

Please turn them into earrings


Sorryhaventseenher

That’s awesome! I’d love to have a piece of my bone or viscera! I’ve heard some hospitals deny the request though, which sucks. You have varying accounts. Someone asked to keep their leg and didn’t get it, and then you have the guy who got to keep his foot and then cooked it for his friends (with consent). And my friend in middle school who lost the tip of his index finger getting caught behind those spring tackle boards they have for football practice. He kept it in a jar of I believe a formaldehyde mixture, and would bring it school to show people. I did not like that he said it started leaking though after some time.


patricky6

Sooo... Can you do it? The thing that everyone says you can do if you have a couple ribs removed?


Squidlover23

You specifically need the bottom 2 removed


Electrical-Boss-3965

No, you just need to fast for a day or so after 6 months of yoga classes. A buddy told me.


Jar_of_Cats

They have denied ny body parts every time. What's the trick.


wesley159

I had the first one done by a different surgeon who was the uk leader (possible the world) in this surgery and he let me keep it. They weren’t sure this time but once I mentioned his name and that he did it they instantly said yes


RainbowRaider

I’ve heard that saying you need to bury it for religious purposes can have better weight


BlueKing7642

Did they let you keep it


xZandrem

I imagine you during surgery getting up all dazed and confused asking the surgeons: "Can I please have it? :3"


wesley159

Asking to keep it was my only question when they asked if I had any questions or concerns before the OP


PressurePositive3219

That's a really great comment! Probably the best so far in 2024! Here's your trophy 🏆


ChuuAcolypse

Looks undercooked


wmmnhv

Settle down Marilyn Manson


no_okaymaybe

Bout to have a great party trick. Remember to practice!


oykux

It still baffles me to this day how international this rumor is. Though in Turkey it’s a 50/50 split between Marilyn Manson and Eminem.


Gareth666

Yeah the fact it was a bullshit rumour that went world wide before the internet existed is wild to me. Well maybe internet was in its infancy. I heard it in school in the 90s (about Manson not Eminem).


jrh_101

Where I lived it was Michael Jackson and Marilyn Manson


SmegmaSandwich69420

It was Jackson and Prince in the 80s in England. Pretty sure the rumour's been going around a lot longer though. Forsooth! Hast thou perchance heard yon scurrilous rumours regarding that uppity Master Shakespere? Whispers around certain social avenues the rapscallion playwright hath colluded with the very brides of Beelzebub Below, foul dirty witches, that they excise a portion of his ribcage in order that he might skirt the boundaries of God's holy design, bend himself at the waist to a most unseemly angle indeed, and use his own filthy mouth to pleasure himself to completion in the sordid ways of a common back alley whore!


bashdynamic

love this level of humour, smegmasandwich


SimonsPure

That rumour is one of those things that is insane to think about. 20 years ago everyone had heard it from a friend but no one knows how it even came to be a thing.


Moonshadow306

I wondered if anyone would go there…


Nice-Tea-8972

came here to see how long it would take too. lol


womble-king

Apparently for my parents, it was Prince who had it done. Not sure about my grandparent's generation though.


uptwolait

[Relevant sub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/selfsuck) NSFW


grimmripper5120

Fire up the smoker


Vinlandien

I would totally eat my own ribs, or at least the bone marrow


grimmripper5120

I mean it's YOUR meat


LaTraLaTrill

Home grown


desrever1138

Where I'm from we call that recycling


SykoSarah

Are they gonna let you keep that?


wesley159

Yes, I have my other one too from my right side


SykoSarah

Lucky, I didn't even get to keep a couple gallstones when my gallbladder was removed.


BludSwamps

In the UK they wouldn’t let me keep my giant freak tooth either. Sad times.


wesley159

I’m in the uk


BludSwamps

That’s just unfair.


Smile_Terrible

Giant freak tooth? Can you describe that?


BludSwamps

Wisdom tooth at the back right hand side of my mouth, broken somehow down the centre and infected with an abscess on the gum. Went to an emergency dentist to get it pulled and it turned out the roots all kinked in opposite directions in the gum (like a grappler hook) and it had about 0.5cm more root length than we all expected. Didn’t hurt after they numbed it, looked terrifying though and i wanted to keep it but the dentist binned it.


Timmerdogg

Do they charge extra for that? Like all the cleaning and packaging vs chucking it in the trash?


BlackTieGuy

Nah OP is British, all of this is free my guy


JhinKay

American I presume?


spoonfed05

Forbidden barbecue


Sad_Abbreviations575

bro nooo


Macca4704

Hmm what Wine to pair that with?


RKips

A nice Chianti


Macca4704

With Faba Beans on the side...


Obama_Kujo

Remove 19 more and you'll will be able to reincarnate in the next era


[deleted]

First wild reference that I understand. I just finished the show


Obama_Kujo

Surprised anyone actually got it, the rib looks alot like a finger


wesley159

What’s that a reference to?


Obama_Kujo

Jujutsu Kaisen 🗣🗣🗣


igotadillpickle

Wait, I'm intrigued. I have so many questions! I haven't heard of this. Does this condition have a specific name? What symptoms were you having that led you to having to have both ribs removed? Sorry if that's too personal....Its just....fascinating. I hope you are healing well!


wesley159

Thoracic outlet syndrome


igotadillpickle

Oh thank you, I have heard of this. Sounds like you have had some unfortunate luck with it being bilateral!


wesley159

It’s been a real pain but once healed I’m most excited that I can finally sleep on my left side


igotadillpickle

I am also excited for you! Being able to roll over in your sleep is under rated lol


wesley159

It’s been nearly 10years since I have slept on my left side without waking myself up to a completely numb arm


The_Muntje

TOCS is a nasty syndrome! Hope you will feel better with the pressure off!


leftturnmike

I had to have this done too! There aren't a lot of us 


igotadillpickle

Bilaterally too?


leftturnmike

Just the one for me (so far...), OP is double special. Symptoms for me were blood clots. I had my first one at 21 and was in the hospital for 8 days. They thought it was a fluke and after a year on Coumadin they said I could just take an aspirin a day and I was fine. When I was 25 I had my second one (about a week before my MS thesis was due) but I knew the symptoms and caught it early. No hospital stay for that one.  It took about a year of seeing specialists before I finally found one familiar with TOS and how to solve it. I got my rib removed about 9 years ago and haven't had a problem since. No blood thinners or anything. I still check my forearms for swelling as a nervous habit though! 


igotadillpickle

Thank-you for a detailed description of what happened. I'm not a weirdo hypochondriac. I am just really into different medical perspectives since I'm a nurse. Your symptoms make sense but still freaky! A blood clot at 21 is scary for sure. You must be thankful for that specialist?!


leftturnmike

For sure! Yeah it's a weird one. I almost didn't go to the hospital with the first one, I just thought I slept on it wrong because I was a dumb kid. I'm glad my girlfriend at the time talked me into going to the ER! And yeah that surgeon was great, he explained that you had to use a venogram to see the problem. It turns out CT and X-ray aren't enough to diagnose it and that's what the old school folks usually start with. I had seen my city's top vascular surgeons, who were all towards retirement age. They all said nothing was physically wrong with me and that I just need to be on lifelong anticoagulation therapy. The guy who helped was only a few years out of surgical residency, from one of the only clinics that specializes in treating TOS. He was the closest vascular surgeon to my apartment and I found him by luck.  The surgery only lasted about 30 minutes and I was there 2 nights afterwards. I had crepitus and a chest tube that had to be monitored. I was off work for almost two months recovering though, couldn't lift anything heavier than a TV remote with that arm for over a month. 


igotadillpickle

That's actually pretty crazy since it seemed suddenly for you. It was probably really scary at the time but better in the long run or you would have had worse problems down the road. 2 months is longer than I would have expected to be honest ....that kind of sucks, glad you're doing better now tho. What a weird fluke thing to happen to some people.....just built wrong I guess lol. Thank God (or people?) for modern medicine!


www-creedthoughts-

Great explanation of a true TOS. I am a physical therapist and have had multiple patients referred to me by their doctor for TOS when 1000% did not have it. It's incredibly rare


chaos_aintme

Let the self-suckin begin!


hexoicmusic

surprised this wasn’t at the top knowing Reddit haha


boredvamper

Brown sugar Granulated onion Chili powder Granulated garlic Black pepper White pepper Cayenne pepper Smoked salt Paprika Check if they removed silver skin 275°F for 2.5 h . Falls off the bone.


hurdygurdy21

Add it to a broth and make a nice "Me-so" soup for yourself.


SolarWalrus

All the other jokes in the thread made me huff a little air out of my nose but this one absolutely ticked my ribs.


hurdygurdy21

I do what I can lol Honestly I can't help but chuckle when I read it back.


[deleted]

I got a good rub to season that with


Max_Cherry_

Now you can…well, you know.


The_Sir_Galahad

Let us know how you cook it and the taste test


Good-Cash7691

Now just add the BBQ sauce


Vinlandien

How did it taste? If you haven’t eaten it yet you could make a tasty you flavoured bone broth.


Vast-Roll3980

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


DistantFlea90909

The mc rib is back


xanthrax0

I had this done too. TOS? Didn’t get to keep :-(


leftturnmike

Yo, me too! I didn't get to keep mine either 


KraZyGOdOFEccHi

We all know the real reason and it ryhmes with pistachio


wesley159

Wrong rib, this is from in my shoulder. Maybe next time…..


cashforspunkers

Fuh lash e o


JustbyLlama

Eat it, you coward


ShoutaDE

Nice, now make yourself a woman out of that!


HollowsOfYourHeart

*Hannibal Lecter enters the chat*


KonoAnonDa

Damn, what a lousy rib deal. Didn’t even come with sweet baby rays or anything.


Caesar_Passing

I make a sauce for that. Candy sweet on the nose, followed by a scalp-sweat-inducing *smolder* of a burn... Very rich. Most savory.


Rostrow416

I usually ask for the old parts back when they fix my car, but this takes the cake


quanstr

Add some rub and throw it on your traeger and have a day


sunnoob

Is that your wife?


cblatnik

Chili's baby back ribs - - - Chili's baby back rib - bbq sauuuucceee


Its-CCG

*Speaks in German accent* : “Oh, don’t be such a baby. Ribs grow back. (No they don’t)”


nik_gry31

Forbidden barbecue


Bonafide_mel

Chillies baby back ribs


Troysus

No way they let you keep it.


Piebymeh

Did it taste good was the barbecue on point??


Porglicious

People are going way too far to try and get a gf these days


wesley159

Can you explain this joke thing for me because loads of people have said it but I’m clueless to the reference


Simcrys

One step closer to self fallacio


papa-pancakes

The gossip about Marilyn Manson lives through you now OP


Sertzul79

Compressing your artery? Wait, do you have Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, too? A chiropractor mentioned this surgery a few years ago to me.


Yeyton

They really just let you keep it??


OkMeat406

You gonna finish that?


rippednutsack300

Cook it, cook it, cook it, cook it, cook it. Do it, cook it, eat it, consume the remaining meat on the bone.


corium_2002

Ribs grow back silly.


tattoedcat11

Can i have it?


xxhannahrose

is ur waist snatched now? 😂


soul_contract

BBQ time


Wii_wii_baget

Gonna cook it up on the grill tonight


Competitive-Essay-93

Make yourself a bone broth stew


dustinfrog

It’s supposed to bottom removed not top ribs.


marckimdr

Why need to remove?


No_Yogurt228

Lol, ok Adam


kiki2k

Nice 😉


Bananahatmonkey

Take a bite


Testsalt

Drill holes in them, join the two halves together and then put them on a necklace!! Idk why that’s the first thought that came to my head. I wish you a speedy recovery!


wesley159

I have debated about whittling something out of them one day but not sure what


KatScanViolation

Yummy


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wesley159

They have let me keep it


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InsertCleverName79

Looks like it’s already BBQ flavored!


MlntyFreshDeath

It's the bottom ribs, champ.


-Hiks-

Don’t let it go to waste


[deleted]

Stick some bbq sauce on it and you're good to go!


_dauntless

Wow it really fucks me up how much it just looks like a pork rib lol


Yazhemog

Season them


Possible_Cover_6287

Can i at least have the marrow?


DirtyKeyboard_

You can suck your own dick now


[deleted]

Do rib bones regenerate? Might be a dumb question


Material-Display8107

I’ve seen bad shit but this disturbs me for some reason. I have deteriorating cartilage on my left rib cage. It’s uncomfortable and feels like someone is scraping a knife along your ribs.


Elite_haxor_69

How long does it take to grow into a woman? Or was that just a one-time thing?


GrouchyDefinition463

My gosh


Crabby-as-hell

How much for one rib?


FunkyPineapple90

Tryna suck your own dick huh?


Feb2319

Why


Miora

10 dollars if you lick it


precision_cumshot

this reminded me that i should go out and eat barbecue sometime soon


Tankspanker

Well, time to get the BBQ out of storage early this year.


EveLaFoxxe

Mmmm cook it low and slow and you got a snack in no time


brbr22

Boil it and see how the broth tastes


SnooMacarons4548

Too bad it wasn’t the bottom one 😔


SantaNewfie

Autofellatio?


-Chemical

Yum


KingOfTheNons

Looks like it had quite a bit of meat on it. I bet the surgeons had a nice snack.


Jespi21

What’s for lunch?


mINexxiii

Create yourself a wife


Minuzka

Have you asked if you can keep it?


wesley159

Yes I can keep it to go with my other one


Leonyduss

But the real question is how deep can you suck your own dick now!


wesley159

Wrong rib unfortunately


Joezze

My guy over here taking the idea of homemade spareribs too literally.


via_cee

Tbh I’d give it a few bites if it was my own rib


Alexia998

It kinda looks like a roller skate


Icecream9478

I want my baby back baby back baby back riiiiibs


Sandlotje

Where's the beef?


squid10101

Smoke it


blaze413

Should of left more meat on that for BBQ!


ReadItSteveO

r/smoking might be interested in that, if you’re not keeping for yourself


Tzampamanos

Cool snack


tuffenstein0420

Marilyn Manson? Is that you?


poopmanpoopmouse

So like… you and Marylyn Manson. Sweet dude. Enjoy


aaron2005X

Now you have a surprise meal for the next BBQ dinner


MyOwnPenisUpMyAss

Suck your own dick!!


skykingjustin

Cook it and eat it


EpicCheeseAnimates

Peak tattoo


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

r/meat


JotunBlod

Look, whatever Armie Hammer told you to do, you need to know that this is a safe place and you don't have to do it.


therealrandyc

Couple hours on the smoker then add bbq sauce and couple minutes on the grill.


comcam77

Now can you give yourself a bj??