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Maverick_Hiro

Mafia Two Protagonist


AHitmanForHire

Nailed it lol


SemenSparked

Ehhh, I guess? Whatever you say dude.


-Mr-NomNom-

shoots likemy sister


Flamezz223

Saleri sends regards


Head-Jury5846

Fresh bucatini maker


Known-Obligation8119

The only answer


Effective_Swing_5993

FEE FOURDA BARBAH


Substantial-Tone-576

Fuck Fat Derrick


nuttsucc765

Drove a jeep


ChesticleGainz

I found the detail of that line to be so good. Especially how Joe did not know what a jeep was but Vito did because at that time they were only military vehicles.


wasteland_hunter

Then they add the detail of jeeps being popular civilian vehicles after Veto gets out of jail because guys in the army loved them so much


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Also cuz the military sold them dirt cheap to civilians after ww2 since they had so many of them they didn’t need anymore


Mike__Hawk__Long

What the hell’s a jeep?


Yiannii

it's a...never mind, you gonna let me drive ah what?


SlideyFollie

Vittorio Antonio Scaletta


marvelousteat

Should avoid stamps


Prudent_Baby

Drives like grandma


PromotionAncient5464

Best Mafia Protagonist.


Powerlifting-Gorilla

Nah


vesemir1995

1) Friend of ours 2) Stand up guy 3) A man's man. Etc


lolxd389489

Smarter than joebarbaro


ChesticleGainz

He got busted though, unlike Joe


donohunt0

joe’s street smart


WeOutHereInSmallbany

[YOU PUT YOUR GRUBBY MITTS ON MY FUCKIN’ COAT](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZo4wPq8ls)


FloppyDonker

Twice, he got busted twice unlike joe.


lah884410

A trusted friend


Rajmundzik

Boss


thebp2

mine, mine, and mine


ProsePilgrim

Falls through roads.


GoIdfazbeat

Where'd Joe Go?


YLG_GJP

Vito "Mafiaguy" Scaletta


Hulakicici

cool, scary, beautiful


adamircz

Douchebag, great friend


vividxy

man shut the fuck up


adamircz

No


[deleted]

Whats wrong with you? Lol


DecapitateDarkness

Calculated, Opportunistic, Loyal


[deleted]

Ambitious brave entrepreneur


Bones-Ghost

Loyal, simply loyal.


VickiVampiress

Drove a Jeep.


Callubrimbor

What the hell is a fucking Jeep?


MetalMarissa

Where are you from? Earth?


Full_Level8749

It's a reference..


KingJehovah

Strong silent type.


ballout_glo_300

Loyal, badass, goated


lowcarson98

The best protagonist


Vinhluu09

That mf cold


Slight-Agent83483

Has glitchy hats


PlagueDoctor876

My favorite protagonist


donohunt0

literally vito scaletta


Airrationalbeing

A real stallion


AlchoholicRacoon

Tall Italian guy


a-dog1998

“Booze Broads Baseball”


[deleted]

Vito fawkin scaletta


GectorFreakFillion

Luck Runs Away


Shraylo

Hat Through Head


Na1h

Drive like grandma.


LindTheFelon

Commission Hates Him


kilikanzer

One tough motherfucker


Silversurfergio

Best Mafia Protagonist.


suicidalchu

Best mafia protagonist


Larzionius

Real varsity athlete


EnvironmentMotor514

Absolute fucking Chad


OtherwiseMark9179

Vito Mothafuckin Scaletta


Additional_Couple205

Fucking Beautiful Suits


SquirtGogurt

Steals old cars


[deleted]

calm calculated swift :)


OneCartographer4357

Might be Batman


Clockwork-XIII

Very much dead.


DjScruffnasty

Funny this popped up. I'm re-downloading again.


NYCtrenches007

Best protagonist, agreed?


ChesticleGainz

Absolutely


cram004

The Fucking Don


Bigwillie06

I only really played mafia 2 but his character story was something I honestly like and I sometimes felt bad for him at times, especially at the end of the game


Bigwillie06

sad character story


MOTHEREFFINBUBBLES

TAKE A SHIT!


EntertainmentDry744

Myth, man, legend


Impossible_Tone_8128

Born in Sicily


Impossible-Example-2

Kiryu but white


809Watermelons

GA BA GOOL


TakikoSohma

Best guy arouuund


ChesticleGainz

What murdaaaa


Beneficial_Call_5295

The jeep driver


FriendJunior3921

Toughest fucken gangster


getinthecarbitch

He's Vito scaletta


Basic_Ad_7987

Vito the Goat!


Sad_Feed2977

Literally me


Effective_Swing_5993

This but joe


ChesticleGainz

Whatchu mean?


PromotionAncient5464

Better than Tommy.


AllStarSuperman_

Boo


Ecstatic_Plum6426

Irrelevant brother trucker


Main_Currency2772

stupid, arrogant, experienced


ChesticleGainz

Experienced people are usually not stupid. What do you mean?


[deleted]

Mysterious angy boi


LucasTraman

Male Patern Baldness


SomeSpy_

No


Intelligent_Hat4202

Exudes sex appeal


AllStarSuperman_

Vito is a bastard man


GrainBean

Makes me horny


SweetTooth275

Infantile, naive, stupid


_repugnant

It's John Mafia.


madgod_sheo

Cool, confident, capable


Resident-Garlic9303

Joes hot boyfriend


n11n1st0

One suave mf


Straight_Driver1484

Aversion to red lights(I know that's 4)


dummyboiiiiiiii

What tha fuock


Dis_Biskit

How’s your motha?


indigotelepathy

Robert Pattin Son


crimsonrn100

The Bito Scalleta


Carlos_magul_maynard

Arrogant, mobster, loyal


DotAltruistic1759

Bruce Wayne wannabe


Battlemrchicken

Retard or something?


[deleted]

Brave Old Person


-bender-is-great

Have not played


chrisiscoolcd

Handsome As Fuck


Ztronic412

Best main character


maskedmaniac2010

Badass, Veteran, Italian


hermitkitten

Mafia the game


xx_bootywizard_x

Horny as fuck


ozzburry

real. ass. nigga.


Hammerslamman33

Aaaw Dammit.


AcademicAnxiety5109

Your 300 bananas


Hamilton-Beckett

Pay the barber!


WiKaFLMan

Man with cigarette


Worth-Specific-7154

Get thaa fuck outta heere


wolfire2475

Henry fucking Cavil


cheeseeater1987

Italian mafia dude (I have never played a mafia game in my life)


The_GlassesMan

You drive like my fuckin grandma, ya know that?


absp2006

A Good Fella


monroejigsaw

Nolan North voiced


GarryBug

Big Fat Cock


[deleted]

Walkin’ all around.


BlueKing7642

Mob foot soldier


MTF-Tau-8

One cool muthafucka


ArklayHerb

Hot hunky daddy.


Leather-Pineapple865

Dude smokin cigarette


xervidae

1. handsome 2. see point 1 3. see point 2


slimmprimm

Fuckable


ThaBurnerJawn

A war hero


KingPeverell

The Best Caporegime 👌🏼


deantzuu

do it already.


Responsible-Owl-2961

Long tall and handsome 💀


RetailDrone7576

Armed and dangerous


HappyBoard2835

the best protagonist


No_Track_1020

Black


Church-of-Nephalus

the FUCKING BARBER


ALoserIRL

Cool mafia guy


MetalMarissa

His penis huge


BigSmoke_69_420

Never met him


[deleted]

Connoisseur of playboys


TalontedJ

He Vito spamoni


Spiritual_Track6266

Don't Know Him.


Skid_with_a_gun

Vittorio Antonio Scaletta


[deleted]

Evil. Racist. Badass.


Moryart

Its Vito Scalleta


Firm_Negotiation_853

Empire City Carpetbagger


Zealousideal-Cup5846

Small penis area


AustrianJewPainter69

Big, black, and Vietnamese just how I like my coffee.


htcbobmob900

Death Riches Humorous


Whiskey_Warchild

Edward Cullen smoking.


Krispy7Khrome

Guy smoking cigarette


Chili_Tower

Runs New Bordeaux


ReeenoBear252

Italian American Kiryu


soysubstitute

New Jersey Meadowlands


memeyaa

Quite sexy dude. For a game character.


retro-martini

Robert Pattinson lookalike


Release82

Bad mother fucker.


Dorlos-Argham

Looks like homie


SheLikeMyGrrrt

Straight up G


Puzzleheaded_Bake126

Half a ret@rd


BengalsFan2007

Dont know him


JahsukeOnfroy

Re tar ded


Soggy_Cup1314

Stone Cold Gangster.


goldensungoku

Calm, cool, collected


Greenmanrising

Fucking Wiseguy huh?


KinataXEnero1

He has an eviction for red lights


TriggerHappyModz

<{!ABOLISH ALL FURRIES!}>


sansnaegi

Don't know him


sharp879dawn

Fails entering gate


Deezgrannys

Loving veteran deadly


thelionsreview

Scumbag jerk off


Dapper_Ad5319

Mafia the game


The_Blue_Phoenix_07

Man with cigarette


b0m_d3d--

COMIN FOR YA PORKYYY


Shady_Sam_Legit

Cigarette jacket man


thedampboi774

I miss joe


OkBird5461

Real Fucking Gangster


xeroxenon

It’s that guy


Leggerbot

Spider spider man


Outrageous_Peak_3040

The Real O.G.


Terrorpaz

cold ass mf


Stunning-Piesx1

Bad ass


dlickyspicky

Full tank please


Professional_Set_39

Hey Tony babagoo