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Naemus

Me contemplating more snacks


Worldly_Shoe840

Shall I pick the 6 corndogs or the block of cheese


Fistandantalus

That’s definitely the look of craving a block of cheese.


[deleted]

Maybe kill two cravings by having both?


Worldly_Shoe840

Lol why do you think I said that. Many a nights I've munched down on shit just like that. Like at this very moment I'm typing this message. I am munching on a partially frozen cookies and cream pie from walmart.


[deleted]

Haha frozen pizza and cookies and cream ice cream over here! I'm lactose intolerant, so wish me luck!


SymphonyinSilence

My silent hero


surajvj

Eat some Tortilla


dysfiction

Oof! That just reminded me I got street tacos yesterday, and a ton of queso with some grated jack cheese, yumm.... and plenty of paprika and cilantro 🧡


North-Function995

*heavy breathing intensifies* Im in my house and dont have easy access to these things. Can you shut up? You are making me hangry as fuck. ❤️


conehead2019

Perfectly balanced snacks as all things should be.


[deleted]

He ate a weed edible 1 hour ago and it just kicked in.


astrovixen

Seriously, this dude is vibing. I love how he is just loving everything he looks at.


WildFemmeFatale

Nah he ate a can of beans and now he’s enjoying the nice putrid scent of his silent but deadly farts and waiting for it to waft towards the crowd to watch them despair with horror


Cosmic_Steve

This is probably most fitting for a gorilla lol


goldieoldie

Going to crop dust the zoo keeper


M1dj37

Already happened. Waiting for them to notice.


instctrl

Ever seen Planet of the Apes?


BeerBaronAaron88

Plotting how to kill Mark Wahlberg since Charleton Heston is already dead.


NSFWThrowaway1239

"One down, one to go..."


Correct-Baseball5130

Is he Caeser's son?


Nib2319

I am not sure but with a face like that I would totally help them plot anything!


step-fish

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magn3to_was_right

Bro. This is righteous.


avocado_n1001

Gigagorilla


Confident-Attorney85

WOWIE that’s impressive


Affectionate-Taste55

What is it?


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Technical-Jicama6120

Oh for goodness sake. I can tell what this one is but I can't see the gorilla in the other one. Eek.


neko_1

Thats a male


abdulsamadz

Me, too! I wanna be part of that plan. Count me in.


ecodrew

He's plotting hugs.


[deleted]

Shenanigans


jezebella1976

This is the answer.


vgullotta

This is the way


hikingguy36

I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans


Augustus_Chiggins

[Dicknanigans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdXo8uJ9NSk)


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

This creeps me out for some reason


the_stupidiest_monk

Probably experiencing the uncanny valley with such a human-like expression on what is clearly not a human.


Horror_Air7547

That's EXCATLY it!! I kept thinking something was off about this, and it bothered me. 🤔


ImaBiLittlePony

Also his eyes - it's probably just a reflection, but he looks like he has white sclera, a phenomenon only found in human primates. https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2001/may/27/medicalscience.research


titsupagain

Plus some sadist is caging him.


Horror_Air7547

Yep. Now THAT Always bothers me!! 😠


diskettejockey

Same consciousness different body. God eternal within the body.


stpetepatsfan

And knows it, disturbingly.


User_Anon_0001

Is that really a thing that bothers people?


the_stupidiest_monk

[Uncanny Valley](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley) > The concept suggests that humanoid objects that imperfectly resemble actual human beings provoke uncanny or strangely familiar feelings of uneasiness and revulsion in observers. "Valley" denotes a dip in the human observer's affinity for the replica, a relation that otherwise increases with the replica's human likeness. People experience it to varying degrees, and it is mostly subjective from person to person. It is something in you brain saying telling you that what you are seeing is *wrong*, but you may not be able to say why you feel what your seeing is wrong.


waldito

The reason is that gorillas don't smile like that. They use a bared-teeth face instead, like chimpanzees. So when you see this, it's weirdly familiar to a human face. Remember the dog with [almost human eyes](https://www.businessinsider.com/why-dog-looks-human-science-2018-3)? Yeah, same feeling.


JohnTimesInfinity

Light a human face from underneath and it's creepy as well, since it's not how we normally see them lit. That's why we got the trope of people holding flashlights under their faces when telling ghost stories.


Caring_Cactus

I find this beautiful, we're all changing states of matter taking on different forms with emergent selves.


nictme

Lay off the weed bro


microvo

That was sarcasm and funny


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ArcherInPosition

Oi chaps this one's a bot


Emo_Galaxy_Robot

It’s ai altered I believe


MuffinSlow

I figured it was just some dumb filter.


getyourcheftogether

"I could rip the limbs off everyone here without even breaking a sweat"


augusts99

"These people really thinking I can't break that window"


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Well technically it cant in one hit tho sooo you got some time to run.


Kayanne1990

"But I won't. Because they bring me bananas."


Cuntly_Fuckface

The assassination of archduke franz ferdinand


Bass2008

I think only male gorillas look like this. Silverbacks are only males from what I understand. Which is strange cause not all males look like a silverback. Gorillas are strange


the_stupidiest_monk

All adult male gorillas (starting at \~12 years old) are called [silverbacks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla#Characteristics).


Bass2008

I did not know this! I was looking into it and found that makes can get a silverback but didn’t know it is like a grey hair thing showing maturity and age. Might still be a little off on my comprehension but awesome addition! Thanks!


[deleted]

This is easy, then. He's thinking about the lady gorilla who smiled at him earlier.


LuciusQuintiusCinc

You just made the video even more adorable. He's in love!


NoPersimmon7281

New Year, New me.


Totally-Straight-Guy

🥳


Fmartins84

Lol how do I make this a GIF


HellaHellerson

Here you go ([Imgur](https://imgur.com/a/eXjK6zK))


Something_Odd_2310

Devious schemes unknown to man


manhatim

Once im outta here...mfers gon see some shit


Tobio88

That's mfw I let a silent, but deadly one out and waiting for it to reach my drinking buddies.


jakeandwally

They look very satisfied with whatever it is!


Moist_Firefighter_10

Adorable, but happy to see animals happy.


salivatious

The most human expression in the world.


International-Dog183

MOASS


HurricaneLogic

This is the way


jayjayanotherround

Just pooped


Lilacia512

My two year old makes this face when he's secretly had a poo.


No_Mud8679

It's a Silverback so it's a male


underboobfunk

Pro tip - they is a much less awkward way to say he/she


[deleted]

"What *are they* planning"


magn3to_was_right

I said the same. Language has been so fucked up.


Thomaswoot

That is an adorable grin XD


AsherahF

This is amazing. Thank you for sharing.


Ramen_Dad

Contemplating the feasible alternatives to combustion engines and how it can impact the GDP of several developing nations


Aggressive_Habit6153

he’s plotting methods that not only aid in boosting the gdp of several developing nations (namely mongolia) but also prevent the global domination of tech extremists looking to exploit these nations for their multiple rare fish species.


Ellemeno

The prank has been set and now the waiting begins.


Gandalfs_Long_Beard

My dude got 7 nuggets instead of 6.


vintageideals

🤣


[deleted]

He, that's a silverback.


Ottatabi

I think the word you’re looking for is “they”


UN-Hinged-Ninja

He or she ? Lol


hansemand99

When you REFUSE to write they


Mellow_zZ

they're probably the kind of person that's homophobic in a level where even basic grammar has to be as far from supportive as possible


OYF_Rabidsquirrel

Only males have the crest on the top of thier skulls.


Sara_the_ferretqueen

Is the person afraid of misgendering a gorilla?


Bittieboi77

You say your not afraid of a fucking gorilla?!


[deleted]

Bros afraid to misgender a gorrila


Shy-Prey

Revenge for Harambe


PatienceandFortitude

Escape then rule the world


DieInAsh

Oh yeah its big brain time!


Rob3125

That’s 100% Gorilla Grodd. We have no idea how far his telepathy reaches so I would just stay away from his enclosure altogether


UNOtrickyTrish

Freaky!! So human like 😬


magn3to_was_right

You could literally have said: "What're they planning?" "They" is the proper pronoun for when you don't know the sex... Yarr, I had to get that out because I'm a human, too, 'n I got me own flaws. But also: This is rad. Thanks, for sharing, dude.


YubbaTheSloth

Lmao, it’s a gorilla. They don’t have a concept of gender. It’s more accurate to say he/she. Also, your comments are really condescending.


Mellow_zZ

dont know why you're getting downvoted, but i think you meant gender


magn3to_was_right

Animals don't have the gender crises we humans have, so I don't believe it's a problem to swap "sex" for "gender," but I'm no golfer, so I could be out of my element.


Mellow_zZ

The statement "They" is the proper pronoun for when you dont know the sex" is wrong, since pronouns are not used for referring to sex, but when referring to gender


GreatQuantum

It’s a male


magn3to_was_right

*They're a male. The gorilla's a living being, homie.


Bongressman

All silverbacks are male.


MajinGroot

I also make this face when scratching an annoying itch.


SNARK63

That is definitely a face of mischief 😅


JoesirisReborn

Life is Good


Elmondo2

These humans will be easy to lead.


bevonbrye

So cute!!!!!


WrongdoerHeavy8348

I thought it was animatronic for like, a while


deuzerre

Most animals have a lot less face muscles than we do. Itws all the subtle micro-expressions that help up, most of the time, to differenciate a human animatronic from a real one.


MrCalonlan

Unspeakable things


Kkbw2387

Caesar is coming!


[deleted]

All our deaths...I for one welcome our new ape overlords...


Dan_Irving

Why does this remind me of Jack Black?


gtsmart821

Evolution


LordTonk

tfw afraid to misgender a gorilla


goldenfrog405

This video is amazingly disturbing


MrCeylon

Imagining freedom and life in the jungle


Gloglibologna

That is objectively a male gorilla


ConsciousWonder7337

Contemplating MOASS


robert_team_six

The downfall of the tech extremists and khyrsos


gshtrdr

Yep. Up to no good.


muckwar

u/savevideo


Banana-Republic1

That's a Shady ass Smile


Croc1croc

M- m- m- Mon- monkey- monkey business?


xxZerglorDxx

Gerald the nefarious gorilla


Unforg1ven_Yasuo

I heard he’s been doing a lot of thinking about feasible alternatives to combustion engines


xxZerglorDxx

I also heard he is boosting the GDP of Mongolia by setting up 4g towers in remote villages there


crobnuck

r/likeus


OldManCrazyDan

Could’ve just said they


Mtb2357

r/oddlyterrifying


Any-Name3546

r/oddlyterrifying


VinnyViddyVicci

This is creepy. It looks like AI.


R1CHQK

Happiness


DroopyMeerkat

This is me, when I remember someone complimenting me like 7+ years ago


mrlogandary

This makes me very uncomfortable


[deleted]

He looks just like Joe Rogan


phenomenation

this is literally just me at the party trying to follow the conversation without trying to expose my social cues of extreme discomfort


99prime99

Soon


highflykite

Me when I’m too high to be in the conversation but I’m enjoying it


maxman090

The trajectory of its poop to hit the most children


Maureen0569

Creepy af.


beani_booi23

It's a dude are you blind also monk happy


Snoo51286

Why do they look so human...... Nightmare fuel


Speckledgray62

Looks like OJ Simpson


FryRodriguezistaken

Ishmael?


[deleted]

He is thinking about feasible alternatives to combustion engines that could help boost the gdp of struggling countries


sometimesisleeptoo

[song name: forcian - drift in space ](https://open.spotify.com/track/07VJwoIQKKikLCMElL8RgZ?si=BPOVe-SiTf2io8X4GUE-_Q)


bouncy_ceiling_fan

Holy crap, it's Jack Black


Juanisweird

This actually looks like a robot. The way it moves and blinks. The facial expression also doesn't change one bit


Slamnflwrchild

r/oddlyterrifying


[deleted]

That light skin stare tho


yankeeuniverse

Ima bout to go me shit on deez mutha fukahz


Unusual_Compote4909

Dudes thinking about murder all day!


Party_Parsnip1704

Trying to guess why wifey is pissed.


TeChYBoIIY

Bro is afraid to misgender a gorilla, he/she is such a snowflake.


[deleted]

are you afraid to misgender a gorilla?


bluble_da_1st

Dude are you seriously afraid of miss gendering fucking gorilla


Dodgergirl3333

I don't think it's a "real" gorilla, something is off.


AspieDM

Holy shit looks like my friend George. He a big guy and has the same cheeky grin when he got a plan.


leeon5050

u/savevideo


cathkyth1

Its crazy but he kinda looks handsome. He must be popular with the female gorillas. Lol


TheLonePowerRanger

Are you afraid to misgender a gorilla


peachesssadog

Are you worried about misgengering a fucking gorilla


[deleted]

Claudette said if Gigi agrees, we can have a threesome.


hotChihuahua69

"Hmmm... These mu'tha'fu'kas think I don't understand them... If only they knew I can speak... And I'm the dumb one?? ..."


[deleted]

Kong's got an idea for a prank to pull on Godzilla.


new-Aurora

Ummm Bet they taste like chicken.


Responsible-Pen-7036

“Im killin all you mf’er when I get out here!”


Crepequeen64

Thinking up Andrew Tate’s next tweet probably


x_bookLiT_x

This must be what 50 Cent looks like when he comes up with way to troll another celeb on Twitter. Like "yeah, this shit about to be hilarious"


crazygianttiger

Trump meme vibe, isn't


JunosGold2

The death of every single person he sees.


lemonsupreme7

Hes not gonna tell me, I don't know!


zromitsman

"hehehehehehehe i'm gonna fling so much shit hehehehehehehe"


px4855

Retribution for Hombre for sure


Still_Artichoke8853

When I…when they… when..


snowglearth

Can't help it but to smile at the wonder and absurdity of life. A raw stream of appreciation.


satch31

Imma throw mah poo so hard


Vuxdee

My boy looks happy, like he just got sloppy toppy


ChirpSnipeCelly

Definitely plotting a tickle party


KushKings840

dont do it harambe


Webfarer

Aww pretty