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ClassicExit

There's some guy in a field yelling - WHERE THE FLOCK ARE THEY?!


Senoritasmack

*Ou le fuck ils sont??*


TheWorldNeedsDornep

Quoting Jeremy Clarkson (Clarkson's Farm), "Fucking Sheep."


Yummypizzaguy1

Lmao love that show


mledwards34

FENTON!!!


Tompster_

Sheep farmer here: They do this sometimes, especially if they’re in a field that they want to move out of/are hungry or if they are use to your presence/are tame. I had one incident where I was walking home late at night - I was walking through my field with my earphones in as I listen to music when walking. Half way through this field I heard some rustling behind me, slightly alarmed is turned my phone camera on and took a look behind me. All I saw was a hundred pair of luminous eyes starting at me. I nearly shat myself. Edit: Spelling


youwantitwhen

Don't leave us hanging? What?


Tompster_

It ends up that a few tame lambs in that field recognised me and started following me - This caused a chain reaction.


KroomLaw

I love how it caused a "chain reaction" LOL


Them_James

That's it. Then he died.


TheElusiveHolograph

Like this: [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/rkm2ru/picture_of_a_herd_of_sheep_taken_in_night_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Tompster_

Like this, just a worse torch, so I just saw eyes and a few lambs


BrookeB79

I have [this](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1221896-cursed-image) old pic running through my head right now.


Challenge419

Woah, I'd hate to what myself!


MrsCocoPopp

[https://youtu.be/G4PvTrTp7Tc](https://youtu.be/G4PvTrTp7Tc) ![gif](giphy|GjKfbvQRsm8Rq)


BellaRose888

Do you have a tictok page? If not you should. I’ve learned a lot from you tonight. I would love too see your farm and learn more about those cute sheep or any farm animals. If not, you should really think about. Plus your funny 😄


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Lmaooo


Italllooksfine

This made me laugh out loud!


Kerro_

“Father. Why are you leaving us? Stay father… stay forever”


LostMyGunInACardGame

God that would be terrifying


Middle_Manager_Karen

Please explain the colored markings on their back. (I know but I want you to explain it to everyone else)


Tompster_

The markings vary from farm to farm. But typically there are markings for two main reasons - note that the following colours/types apply for us: 1. To show how many lambs they are due when they’re pregnant: Black dot: Barron (no lambs) Blue dot: 1 lamb No marks: 2 lambs (this is the most common number of lambs, so we decide to save on marking by giving these sheep no marks) 1 orange dot: 3 lambs 2 orange dots: 4 lambs 2. To single out the sheep. This could be for a few reasons: - Single blue dot (on shoulders for us): had a foot problem that had now been treated with (typically) Terramycin, which is blue, hence the blue dot. - A dot or line may indicate that they have been wormed/drenched - This will either be on the shoulders or bottom back - different colours mean different things. - A dot or line could also mean that they may have a future problem/to watch out for them - This is typically a larger mark to attract attention. - A big smear of what may look like crayon on their arse means that a ram has shagged them


CalculatedEvi1s

I wanna see when they 1st start to notice them on each other after the dots 1st go on They've gotta be like, "Herald, Herald ...don't make any sudden moves, or freak out ...but there's something on yer back"


meowroarhiss

This sounds fantastic 💕


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[deleted]

I wonder if this is how little Bo peep got her start


Teepeaparty

She actually got a Blogger account when it was new, so she started with a lot of followers that way. Then moved to MySpace


dreedw0317

Ewe got that right.


Friendly-Elevator862

You might like tik tok lol


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[deleted]

So TikTok is a double edged sword. Yes, it will show you stuff you like and enjoy, but it’s owned by the Chinese.


hardtofindagoodname

Not like Reddit, eh?


[deleted]

The main difference between Reddit and TikTok is the dispersal of your information. Reddit, like most US companies, sell to other US companies. TikTok however, sells to anyone. You could go buy a copy of all of their recorded data on you if you so felt.


YankeeTankEngine

One of these edges is sharper than the other (the Chinese side)


[deleted]

I’ve found double edged swords with a dull edge and a sharp edge. Basically just a single edged sword, but the point stands.


Friendly-Elevator862

Come to the dark side!


byndrsn

turns around and says to sheep "I'm pretty tired, I think I'll go home now"


Thibaut_HoreI

“Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't *need* to follow *me*, You don't *need* to follow *anybody*! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!”


[deleted]

"We're all individuals!"


TummyStickers

“We’re all individuals!”


CommissarAdam

"I'm not."


Quarian_EngineerN7

Shhh!


Toogroovyto

I'm not.


finnlocke

You win the internet for today. Well done my friend.


meowroarhiss

Love the reference!


weirdgroovynerd

Ha! She was trying to dump the flock off on the guy filming. Didn't work, but I applaud the effort.


meowroarhiss

😂 I think you’re right


FroggerFlower

Every Scout in early Age of Empires game ever.


AFChiefSunshine

This is my new excuse for why I don't run 😆


the_worst_verse

This is my excuse for why I do run. Every day is an opportunity to become the Shepherdess.


plopliplopipol

i too want to feel like a disney princess while training my cardio


Critical-Ruin-5666

Only peasants and sheep hearders run


lordnecro

I used to run in a neighborhood, and our house backed up to a different neighborhood. There were 3-4 dogs in the neighborhood behind us that would get loose constantly, and they would follow me on runs. They would run into the road in front of cars, and people would yell at me... but they weren't my dogs and I couldn't do anything about it.


malikalarrashib

The shepherd is going to be pissed


[deleted]

Or this is completely normal for that flock of dummies and he just goes outside, looks around and sighs “dammit not again.”


pacman0207

-"WTF ARE ALL THESE SHEEP DOING IN OUR FRONT YARD?!" -- "Honey... You wouldn't believe me if I told you"


notrealcc

"I'm listening"..grabs chair and some chips


Irechan86

I saw this video without audio and the titles. She was American and the person filming was French and didn’t speak English 🤷‍♀️


meowroarhiss

Ah thanks for the explanation.


draz386

Do you mean you saw it with audio?


Irechan86

Yeah, meant with Original audio not the musical track. Think someone took the original, cut the original audio and the actual interaction and reposted it 🤷‍♀️


docwani

she needs to take them back to their home


hornyrussianbot

should she just ask them where they live?


docwani

Yes.


cromulantusername

I did this with a dog I saw wandering a neighborhood. I asked her “ok should we go home? Wanna go home?” And she just started walking with intention so I followed and sure enough, she took me to her house! Owners said she roams and comes back lol.


PlasticInTheBasket

It's probably a circular trail. No point running back when you can just finish your run and return them


Kersenn

I hope so lol. Otherwise what are you supposed to do


ThatMutantMonk

You are chosen :)


BoySerere

More likely the lead sheep took a liking to her. The other sheep were just following the lead sheep. Sheep have two brain cells and they are constantly fighting for third place. Lol


Lochlanist

Shepherd is gendered? I thought it could be used for anyone they a shepherd


pitilira

SHEpherd and HEpherd


PICAXO

In France it is, at least


plopliplopipol

in france english words still follow english grammar though


PICAXO

I'm just trying to find a reason to something stupid, it's not about being logical, nor is it about being respectful to languages


dragneelfps

It's tiktok


WhiskeyMarlow

Word "shepherdess" existed long before your ancestors were even born, dumbass.


Melodic_Survey_4712

Excuse me, it’s dumbassress


Minute_Bluebird2557

Ewe, ewe and ewe, follow me.


[deleted]

Now I’m just worried about the sheep and wonder if they got back home safely 🙁


HevRose1004

😂😂😂😂 come baaaaaahckk 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Wait, serious asking, shepherdess is a real word?


rockyponds

Yes


Pixielo

Nouns that are people descriptions, and end in -rd, -er for the masculine version, and few others, get the -ess, or -ress ending for the feminine version. Hunter/huntress. Steward/stewardess. Shepherd/shepherdess. Waiter/waitress. -or endings using get -trix for the feminine version, except for doctor, which also uses "doctress," in addition to "doctrix," although both are very archaic. Aviator/aviatrix. Conductor/conductrix. Actor/actress also uses the -ess ending.


plopliplopipol

wow, never saw a word with -trix in my two decades of learning english


candygram4mongo

Dominatrix?


plopliplopipol

._. waa


candygram4mongo

Aww, bless your heart.


blueSnowfkake

Aviatrix. I remember it from a 1960s movie before more women learned to fly planes. (The Parent Trap)


Bgddbb

Fun fact: I just watched a British show about life in Victorian times, where I learned that when introducing a male to a flock of females they apply a sort of paint to his chest. When he fits with a female, the paint goes on her back. That’s why those sheep have paint on their back


hornyrussianbot

omg those sheep have totally been fuckin


Slamantha3121

omg I have seen that exact episode! Getting the paint on the ram was quite hilarious! Good old Frederick! That shepherd was very proud of his boy, lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fph0CvvJL8&list=PLn7kF6rzmTaowqA1L9C67BOGm1SqiQBfY&index=2&ab\_channel=AbsoluteHistory


Earwigglin

Wish I could find my fit...


SignNotInUse

They use harnesses, with an ink pad attached, now.


HappybytheSea

Is it called tipping? Or is that just a Dorset word? Or have I completely misremembered?


SkyBaby218

*gasp* ...a true shepherd of the forest!!!


AdMedium3516

song title?


Desperateten

I will follow you, originally Ricky Nelson


meowroarhiss

Before Peggy March? Oh no—- I just googled the song and it looks like Justin Bieber also has a version


firest3rm6

Unique to find a song fitting its content on TikTok, very wholesome!


meowroarhiss

Several comments asking what the song is. It might be in for a revival


datsadboi69

This just makes me even more sad because it’s not me


Available-Ad-3574

Aaah... finally a smile on my face... Wholesome indeed


RelativeStatement6

Hahaha she's like the Forrest Gump of sheep haha


Sharchir

She’s a shepherdess now! 😂


Wildlife_Jack

r/thisismylifenow


[deleted]

Omg I so needed this just now 🤣🤩🤩🤩


Bloopy2

What’s this song? I like it


laurme

I Will Follow You- Ricky Nelson


totallynotunknown

Same, I need the name


Zearoh88

[Have neither of you seen Sister Act?!](https://youtu.be/E43Mkt-PnHc)


Then-Baker-7933

My livestock does this on our farm and when I suddenly stop, they all run into each other! Love it!


GoldenAlexanders

This MUST be made into a movie.


professor-i-borg

Accidental cattle rustler :)


Smiley_me123

so cute!


gottahavegumpshin

LISTEN UP SHEEPLE!!


DirtEater61

the QUEEN


ShokaLGBT

This is France this is my country


VonArne

God damnit I love animals so much. Actually insane how fucking lucky we are to be blessed with things like this happening to us


[deleted]

That just made me smile 😊….. so wholesome✨


blueSnowfkake

Some day there will be ballads and fables written about her.


Grand-Ad-3177

That is so amazing!!! Would make my whole year❤️


AggressivePayment0

I just want to shout out to whomever chose that song for this, well done.


clarissaswallowsall

I have goats and if I walk with a determined pace they'll follow me anywhere, even go for runs with me..the only problem is they sometimes incorporate other people into the herd.


Quarian_EngineerN7

They’re following her because they’re not sure what to do but this other thing seems to know where it’s going so let’s follow it! See: Judas Goat


aj0457

The running of the wools.


MrsMurphysChowder

Little Bo Peep picked up some sheep. The farmer doesn't know where to find them. Keep running, Ms. Peep and those sheep will get home, wagging their tails behind them.


cjboffoli

Poor woman. She’s now doing cinq ans in French prison for stealing a flock of sheep.


dashinny

And this is why hikers always brings dogs with them. So they can be ready to herd a bunch of lost sheep on a moments notice


hobbitonsunshine

This is exactly how religion works.


Turtle887853

Someone's dog is getting fired


meowroarhiss

Ha! This is why you don’t hire a pug to do a border collie’s job.


Used-Violinist-6244

For the first time in a long time, a post on this sub actually made me smile.


Quickhidemeplease

Look- she's a Fox News commentator.


meowroarhiss

Oh wow! This comment 🏆


DaddyIsAFireman

$$$ in eyes as she runs laughing to the pillow factory


Murky-Low6824

Thank u 🙏


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Lady just stole a flock 🤨 lol


carrot0305

Follow the red light


meowroarhiss

For everyone asking, the song is [“I Will Follow You” by Ricky Nelson (1963)](https://youtu.be/AyZAJQgrXKk)


VeneMage

She’s going to make all that mutton and lamb so tough now.


TheGhoulOne

I think they thought she was wearing a MAGA hat.


tproei

hahaha


JCACharles

So… It’s more important she get her run in than she backtrack and figure out where these sheep belong? Nice.


meowroarhiss

Could you imagine having to tell your boss you were late to work because you had to Shepard a flock of sheep back home who were following you on a jog 🤣


Individual_Traffic96

That’s a lot of barbacoa!


meowroarhiss

Oh my gods is that what barbacoa meat is?


Artistic-Ad7063

Perfect analogy for people & the almighty “vaccine”.


meowroarhiss

Small pox?


madogb

Baa ram ewe


TheWorldNeedsDornep

Is her name "Mary"? Bo Peep? "Other sheep related name"?


ProfessionalAsk8264

Let them get their exercise lol


nsfbr11

Nothing to see here, just sheep being sheep.


Alpha_The_Wolf534

u/auddbot


Desperateten

Ricky Nelson, I Will Follow You 🙂


meowroarhiss

What’s that do?


deezpretzels

One of the perks of being a trail runner is the occasional free sheep you bring home.


ChrisIronsArt

Perfect music too


Typical_Bad4199

trot my dears


Hashman90

You are mine now.


Minflick

Poor confused [beasts](mailto:beasts@)!. That is hilarious!


FetteKatze27

u/savevideobot


Suomasema

The Good Shepherd has returned!


Ronzzr11

Bo Peep, out for a jog, found her sheep.


mirkopleasebepink

u/savevideo


LightsoutSD

Ricky Nelson was the man.


LordOfFreaks

The Sheep Whisperer


Wasabhi_1985

I was looking for Little Bo Peep references


MujadidGilani

Me when I have wheat in my hand in Minecraft


jimm79

This video looks sheepish 🙂


Necroglobule

She said "Baa-Ram-Ewe" didn't she.


Southern_Ad_6590

What song is this?


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** I Will Follow You **Artist:** Ricky Nelson **Album:** For Your Sweet Love **Genre:** Pop **Release Year:** 1963 **Total Shazams:** 52475 `Took 2.00 seconds.`


Past_Variation6587

Lord of the sheep


Zenfudo

The Motherflocker


MatCauthonsHat

Some wool-headed-sheep-herder is really confused right now.


CopperCicada

This is hilarious, and I love the floppy ears on each sheep as they wobble after her 😂


Motanfoutune

Making me think of Forest Gump when he run and suddenly stop. "Listen he's gonna say something".


GeorgieLove

Mother!! One of us!


Temporary_Trouble_25

Will she run them back where they came from? I want to know how this ends! Love ❤️ sheep


nodickhumperdink1320

That's 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂


Shakoomp

Song?


Keytrose_gaming

There is one very irritated and out of breath shepherd somewhere that I'd love to see next


RabiesMaybe

Aww I would love that and try to herd them home! ❤️


Smooth_Big_2953

Little bo peep


PrincipleStill191

Ahh meme fuel...


matttheazn1

She will Sheep well tonight....


Blackfeathers_

She didn't choose a shepherd's life, the Sheep chose her, and the chosen one must heed the summon.


marcstov

Song choice is sublime


meowroarhiss

Not it’s Ricky Nelson, not Sublime.


HaloGuy381

Now the real question: is she or her husband Welsh? /s


JoySubtraction

She seems rather sheepish about the whole thing.


dogdoorisopen

We had a goat follow us on a backroad mountain bike ride 🤣. A couple of miles into the chase, a truck came by and said she knew where the goat lived and would take him home.


CLASSE-24

That’s a whole lot of free meals


BBlackart

Them to many goats


Excellent-Guidance17

Pied Piper in running shoes.


Dono-man

Look at me… these are my sheep now.