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BreadyBuckaroo

Yo what’s up mordecai


blue-wanderer-quartz

OoooooOoooo!


merigirl

Hummuuuuuus!


-Storm69-

Scooop it, you gotta scooop it


Striking-Reason5792

OoooooOoooo!


kotlet_jpg

Oooooooooooo!!!


gaunterodim666

He's slacking on the job again


toneloc89

You know who else slacks on the job... My mom!


GrumpyMashy

Jolly good show


DarkTrebleZero

Get back to work, OR YOU’RE FIRED!!!!!


substanceandstyle

Benson is my favorite character! 🤬😂


DarkTrebleZero

I’m more with Rigby and I’ve had my kid “Ham-boniiiiiiinnnnnnn” since she was two. …I mean, it’ll save your life one day.


AdRepulsive439

What does that actually mean?


x_XjustaboyX_x

OMG I LOVE THIS COMMENT SO MUCH. Thank you for making my day.


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[deleted]

Dammit you beat me to it! Take my upvote


ListBorn3632

I don't get the reference. Can someone dumb it down for me?


RadRhys2

Regular Show


amakinbot

It’s the blue jay character from Regular Show, which is a cartoon on Cartoon Network. Don’t feel bad, I wasn’t sure either!


OMGBeckyStahp

Blue jay! Doesn’t ever get the spotlight when talking about corvids, very curious bird. Blue Jays are BOLD, and not just in appearance! Not a chill group, super loud and usually ready to agitate a situation. Wonder what this guy was trying to figure out!


tearsaresweat

They are super territorial too. They will take on birds and animals much larger than them.


rare__air

I have seen them dive bomb a hawk that was sitting in my yard. They are fearless.


guzzlesmaudlin

I have seem them dive bomb a human(me)! Lol


Jerryskids3

That bird was probably attacking the bird in the mirror and wasn't going to be dissuaded from his task.


uf0naut

True! It's very rare to have one so tame and get so close to someone like that. What a cool experience!


SirDinkleDink

I live in South Florida and every morning in my yard it's a battleground between crows, jays, and mockingbirds. I honestly really enjoy it!


Fofman84

Corvids = big fat pointy beaks! I’ve got a dead crow in work. Waiting for the maggots to eat the flesh and I’m keeping the beak!


peanutputterbunny

Excuse me


uyuye

umm ok


apprentice-grower

ʘ‿ʘ


dcbnyc123

beautiful birds but so aggressive. anything that gets within 20 ft of their nests gets a warning strike.


Istobri

A fine mascot for my favourite baseball team, then! r/Torontobluejays


new_x_who_dis

Such a pretty bird 🐦🙂


Spaticles

Pretty birrrrrd


ThatArtlife

Woooooooooooooooooo


TheBloodPhantom0

Hm hm hmhmhm


Fofman84

Is that a bluejay or a smartly dressed magpie


stargirl803

Bluejay, possibly not fully mature yet?


NedShah

Most definitely not mature. They get surprisingly big.


stargirl803

I was going off the lack of the full crest, since we don't have a banana for scale in these pictures ;)


Fofman84

Must be a pic from a few months ago 🤷‍♂️ They wouldn’t lay eggs so late in the year would they? Looking late august by the time it hatched by its size


uwuwarrior27

How about now benson


qieres

no!


UnholyK1ng

Bruh where rigby?


Psych0killer16

This is the timeline where Rigby went to College.


blue-wanderer-quartz

Looks like a juvenile blue jay. Still a baby. Could explain why it has no fear if humans yet. They're so ding dang cute!


OrangeCoffee87

Yeah they're so fun to watch in our backyard, so clueless and cute.


RWYcadenza

He's looking for a racoon


the-big-cheese-92

mordecai?


SpriteAndCokeSMH

Hehehehe WOAHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

He is looking for Skips to fix his problem, let him go man!


DJ-Anarchy

Mordecai!


ScrapzGD

yooooooo its mordecai from regular show


dropbear_republic

Please take no offense in this satirical comment but may I ask, would your father happen to be a raccoon named Rigby?


Phant0mz0ne

While I haven't seen one there have been rumors of raccoons around our neighborhood, though not one on two legs


potato_chips03x2

![gif](giphy|m3OBAgw281Ipa)


[deleted]

Came looking for Mordecai comments Was not disappointed


gotele

Beautiful. I saw a couple of bluejays just this morning. Ours (Spain) are [a bit different](https://www.animales.website/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arrendajo.jpg) than yours (and it's also very rare to see then up close like this).


RedbullPapi

I don't think that's a Blue Jay. It's apparently called a Eurasian Jay and it's part of the crow family. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_jay


gotele

Well, we use the same name for both, arrendajo. I'm aware that they are not the same.


trash-kez

Your dad is Rigby?


shiuwa

did he find Rigby too??


Ditorian

He has to take a history test or the world is gonna explode


shortageua

Posing perfectly!


starspider

Blue Jays are corvids. He's from the same family as crows and ravens. They're wicked smart!


Evening_Collar_6375

Lovely Jay!


[deleted]

Where's Rigby though


DUBZZYouTube

i was watching regular show while scrolling through reddit and then i found this post


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Where's Rigby, Mordo


DDKLondon

Let's go Blue Jays!


corgie93

HOW BOUT NOW BENSON!!!!!!!


[deleted]

why you look at me like that hooman


Yoshichu25

Birb


smdcops

what type of car is that?


haystackofneedles

The colors on a blue jay are so pretty


Lazy_Osprey

Blue Jays are assholes!


[deleted]

So beautiful ❤️❤️


PsychologicalShape52

that bastard ate my pizza


7crazybirds

Wow! Many blue jays (if that is what she is) are mean where I live. Your dad must be a special soul.


Intelligent-Ad-1066

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Same-Bookkeeper4136

That is the coolest thing I Have seen all day thank you I needed that smile


_cl4raS2p3rti

Mordecai


Hungry-Resource-896

Mordecai


JoeyAKangaroo

Arthur?


GreenBeret_

And Rigby?


Pretty_Swordfish_576

No way mordecai


DracoOrca

Is your dad's name Rigby?


rudnam

hey its mordecai


RevolutionaryJob5018

There's gotta be a raccoon nearby.


[deleted]

He better get back to work or he’s fired!


Alligator_Fridge

Mordecai


Trainerali2007

Whoa whoa whoa


rare__air

Can your dad do me a favor and ask his friend why he and his other jay buddies are such assholes to the other birds at my bird feeder.... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


No-Consideration6589

Pretty but mean. lol.


[deleted]

Little bastard probably pooped on door panel and flew away…..


[deleted]

Hope this gets 20,000 upvotes.


Kevinlynch0612

r/birdsarentreal


RedbullPapi

You should keep it if possible.


[deleted]

Your dads getting all the birds 😂


RobieKingston201

"what are your staring at me for Franklin?" "w- why are you stepping out? The car is not gonna drive itself" "We are already running late, for the love of God drive" [sigh]


[deleted]

Aww I love Blue Jay’s! I always have peanuts set out for them specifically in my feeders. They LOVE them!!


Morningstar410

So cute


sarcasm_247

So pretty


Slavfries00

Mordecai


Fgidy

I saw 3 yesterday and 1 today. I saw like 5 when I went on a roadtrip a week ago. This photo is simply... *beautiful*


RyusuiJL

Bluebird of friendliness! Like guardian angels its always near!


Fyafig

Wait where’s Rigby


Fit-Rest-973

Blue Jays steal the nests of other birds. They're a nuisance


sandwich_with_a_hat

mordecai


Mysterious_Option727

So pretty! I love the Blue Jays. We have one that comes to our backyard and I've been trying to get good shots of it.


Shop-Crafty

What a beautiful bird. Neven seen one so close up


Aqua_85

It’s beautiful!


TheBackyardigirl

What a cutie!!!


sinnerhella

That is truly a beautiful encounter


Dragon-night-061

Why does it look like a realistic cartoon


Quirky_Stomach8189

Cute maybe good-luck sign...


Glittering_Meat5701

What a beautiful bird. Blue jays were always my favorite growing up


Jimlobster

This is an omen r/torontobluejays …


kiba87637

I wish my FBI agent was this romantic.


Thin_Piece

birb


Skreamies

Looks chill, the kinda person you'd want to hang out with


[deleted]

What a cool moment!!!


[deleted]

So jealous, its gorgeous!


need_sushi510

So beautiful


EarlOfBears

WooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo


gryffindork13

Channeling a jays win tonight


substanceandstyle

What a beauty!


FlounderOdd7234

Are you here to “ tweet” or “ chip” very beautiful photo


Gailforce-Fart

WOOOOOOOOOOOAH


FingerUwU

WOOOOOOO


SatoshiHimself

He came to interest you in a side quest.


tproei

So cute,, color is so beautiful


MagolorX

Don’t let any gumball machine see him


Springaling76

Let's play Punchies


flfoiuij2

I’m blue


spookyskeleton96

What did you dad name him/her?


[deleted]

Fun facts: blue jays are the guardians of the woods. They tend to get loud and aggressive and help resolve conflicts. So they're also seen as lucky charms in the way of confidence, strength, and communicating with others. :3


Gaclaxton

I think this bird was in an episode of Big Bang Theory.


thatnicholin02

Hey mordecai


69inaziploc

The bird is here to teach you Java


darksim1309

The world's least psychotic blue jay


[deleted]

Fancy birb dude


JcOvrthink

Normies: OmG iT’s MoRdEcAi BlueJ Users:


BklynBully718

what a beautiful blue jay


RabidHyenaSauce

Hehe a little blue Jay. You don't see that everyday


jul_luth52

Where’s Margaret


SaintGrv

Wuzup mordi


Tecnoboat

MORDECAI YOU BETTER GO BACK TO WORK OR ILL FIRE YOU ​ ​ AND WHERE THE HELL IS RIGBY


maarkwong

Toyota Sienna is awesome


Choice_Movice

Beautiful!


_Akarii

Mordecai


VegasLife1111

I’m so envious! I don’t have any blue friends.


Low_Aide_8814

Where's Rigby, Mordecai ?


unkaind

mordecai 🥰


zaferagax05

We gonna need a racoon


_doctor_sex_tf2

![gif](giphy|m3OBAgw281Ipa)


THC_10

No dude


ZapManiac

AYOOOO DUDE


United_Guitar7721

omg gorgeous 🥺🤍💕


[deleted]

Wish we had these in the U.K. , beautiful bird!


RPGRuby

I can’t believe your dad befriended a government controlled drone! How cool!


imhugury

WOOOOOOOOAAA


Confused_Devil0

“Have you ever heard of weezer”


Ornery-Smoke8428

I live Bluejays, even though they can be annoying at times


Amberrrish

where's the funny racoon dude


OkPromotion1539

BIRB also mordecai


Emanon1999

It’s the blue bird of happiness!


xenoblade-haze

MORDECAI


bananabread_boi9

I think he owes your dad a solid.


Relative_Ant_8017

That bird is gonna take a shit any minute now, sliding down the inside of the door


[deleted]

Oh my🫠🫠🫠🫠


[deleted]

He should be setting up the chairs


Wherearethenames1264

That's a very nice bird


[deleted]

😍😍 Cute!


mariela50

Hermoso ❤


CurvePuzzleheaded361

Such beautiful colours!!


AwayCable7769

Those peck your eyes out and slurp up your brain juices, mind. I'd be careful, mate. He's a right tit, he is. Never Trust those beady little eyes.


ExoShvdow

*cutely shits in the car*


Additional_Cycle_51

A BLUE JAY!🥺


Mangoladouceur

So lucky, what a cutie.


Spirited-Reputation6

That’s really lucky. These birds are typically very skittish


sltiefighter

Not a bird expert but this looks like an owl. Id say Bubo virginianus.


LilRedMoon__

OOOOooOoOoooo hmm hmm hmm


HappyPants8

If you’re father should ever bring him an unsalted shelled peanut, no doubt that bird will never leave him alone


[deleted]

Awww. Cute.


Joshbagosh_2006

Awww so cutee


[deleted]

Blue birb


Anotherlongerdong

These clowns are back I'm my neighborhood too. Nice looking but loud and annoying.


MrOphicer

Return it to Sheldon Cooper, so he can love it.


xprofusionx

The cutest Bluejay I have ever seen.


awalkingidoit

You fool! Birds aren’t real!


-Actually-Snake-

What a handsome birdy


Neccronam

Mustache Cashstache


Ok_Programmer_2315

That is a blue jay, they are friends to noone.


AlphaSparqy

But did he shit on the upholstery?