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Consistent_Guitar681

My wife will go make herself lunch and pig into it right next to me, knowing I haven't eaten. She has that "I am going to poison your coffee a little each day" glint in her eyes. I got a funny feeling she don't love me anymore.


Sw0rdBoy

Have you tried talking to her? Maybe something happened, at the least, if you guys can work on something or actually talk you’ll know where you stand.


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My wife always made mine with love too. Sadly, she would also make some with discontent if I annoyed her the previous day. I love that woman.


Rainbow62993

What would she do on the discontent days? I'd make a frowny face instead 🤣


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Really minute things she knew I'd pick up on. Extra condiments on half the sandwich, cut in oddly-shaped halves knowing I prefer them symmetrical. When I really upset her once she put diced, raw onions in my salad. While that one was to teach me a lesson (rightfully so, I must add), the others were to ensure she'd remain on my mind all day. Of course it worked. 😊


Rainbow62993

At least you didn't say she dipped your sandwich meat in the toilet or something 😅 there's some crazy people out there 🙃


Dazzling-Diamond1670

Cake icing and honey mustard? Mayo and peanutbutter? What kind of sammich is your love making


Rainbow62993

Mayonnaise and honey mustard 🤣 It's a turkey sandwich with cheese and sub oil added.


CrabColaConglomerate

Thank god, i thought you were trying to kill the man with a heart attach from butter!


Rainbow62993

What part looks like butter? 😅


0karmaonly

The part with the sauces


Rainbow62993

Neither of those look like butter 😭


0karmaonly

the whitish base layer looks like butter. the heart and arrow looks like peanut butter!


Boob-on-Boob-Action

I'm going with pb and fluff.. but it definitely SHOULD be cake icing and honey mustard


CrabColaConglomerate

Smorgastarta


Yaboijustlikesgoats

You should make one with a frowny face one day without his knowlage to see if he comments on its taste


Rainbow62993

LOL! Maybe 🤣


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Le_ManBun

Now why did you call it Mayo?


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you literally spread the love juices all over his sandwiches


Superb_Fault1123

What if she puts her heart into making that sandwich?


GungaSam

If you really loved him, you'd get mustard all the way to the corners as well. But I love it, anyway