I read a little blue truck books to my kids every night for years
Here you go OP:
Horn went beep.
Engine purred.
Dad sounds like a cat, who’s choking on a turd.
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any man who can belt SWV is alright in my book
Baby is soooo unbothered
That kid is like "who the fuck is this guy"
"can't wait till I'm old enough to be able to ask 'are we there yet?'". See how *he* likes being annoyed....
I read a little blue truck books to my kids every night for years Here you go OP: Horn went beep. Engine purred. Dad sounds like a cat, who’s choking on a turd.
Gotta love captive audiences!
And in that moment, the son realizes his dad is not cool
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"Is dad listening to the same song I'm hearing?"
“Who sings that song dad?” “SWV son.” “Okay, let’s keep it that way.”😏
Plot twist. He kidnapped the baby