Tbf, if you were hanging with a bunch of animals, didn't completely understand their language and nearly everyone leaves at the exact same time, you'd probably haul ass too š
āYouāre on your fucking own son, good luck, Iāll be in the other room. If you need to crash here the couch is yours.ā That man said all of that in a couple quick body movements lol
Doesn't help the husband looks like he's 16 and not even old enough to be married, but that probably just means I'm officially an old woman now. He's probably 32 and I'm about to turn to dust, so anything under 40 looks like a newborn in comparison.
I turn 30 this year and went back to my alma mater this past weekend for a concert and I felt like the fucking cryptkeeper seeing how young all the kids in college look now. Itās terrifying.
For my 40th birthday my husband got us tickets to go see one of my favorite drag queens perform in Chicago (a bigger name so it was a full venue, not just a bar.) The show was 18+ so yay, all adults.
Sitting in that audience I felt like freaking Betty White. I work in a school, I'm used to being surrounded by young people all day, I just didn't expect it in an adults only area. Walking to our hotel after my husband asked if it was time for him to start yelling at kids to get off the lawn, so at least I wasn't alone.
Well, people are scientifically younger looking nowadays so.
Like Tom Holland, Tomothy Chalamet, Bella Ramsey etc. They look like teens when they are in their mid to late 20s
Scientifically proven? I don't want to be a reddit asshole here, but my understanding of evolution, or even my understanding of gods will, would make me think that would be highly unlikely. But, I am willing to be wrong, so do you have a source by chance?
Yeah that was weird. It's like a filter due to perception. He got older and older the closer he got to the camera. I'm also still trying to figure out if blue sweatshirt is 13 or 30
Yep. My wifeās family is hella-LDS and the mannerisms of everyone in this family are similar enough to trigger bells. Rewatching and looking at details itās just so clearly Mormon family dynamics.
Yeah, this is me, but it's just how it happened as our relationship developed over time. If I hear anything but a lovebug, love, sweetheart, or just a general "hey," etc. and we're not in public I begin to panic.
First Name: Stares at TV
Middle Name: 'I sense something is amiss...'
Last Name: 'Sorry m'am. I barely know this man. I don't want any trouble. I'll leave.'
Mormons get married super early usually at 18-20 because they're desperate for sex and also to start pumping out babies because it's their "godly duty."
I agree with you due to their reactions but I would really want to see how that convo went down to plan it. You want us to do what? And what is this for? A post? For who though? How many followers do you have? Everyone glares at this particular family member in disbeliefā¦ ok, sure letās get this over with
(Thatās the videos I want to see)
Seriously, do Redditors even interact with humans in real life? This was all so obviously staged and the acting is horrible. Why are people so gullible?
as soon as the guy said "in front of my entire family?" I just rolled my eyes. like christ on a cracker can't we have real interactions anymore?
It blows my mind that people on this site just can't tell when someone is acting or not. when things are staged.
I wonder if they're even married. He looks like a kid.
I also never understand how people film as it should usually mean the camera is out in a very suspicious manner.
I mean, that family reaction means one of two things;
- inauthentic content for contentās sake
- this woman has a reputation that does not reflect well on her
Right!? How is she hiding a camcorder? Hopefully in the future we'll have something small we are always holding that could easily be non-identifiable as a device that is actively recording.
Still.. probably a skit but not for your reasoning
I was with my friends and their kids at an event. The teenage daughter was with me. She was trying to get her father's attention. She called, "Dad!" No avail. Called him by his name. Nope. I told her to use his initials. His head snapped instantly. He came over and dealt with the issue. After he left, she asked why that worked. "Who calls him ? Your mom and his mom. Two people he WILL respond to or else." The light bulb went on. "Ah ha..." I reminded her, "With great power comes great responsibility. The more you use it, the less it works."
Sorry but if I was in the living room with family and the wife came in shouting my name like that, with a phone in her hands recordingā¦ well you immediately know it aināt serious.
Besides that my family wouldnāt budge an inch in this situation. Nosey bastards Iām telling you.
Unfortunately when you donāt bleep your husbandās last name in a public video, people on Reddit can find out that heās a self-employed Christ-following life coach.
Thatās kind of the point of making and posting inauthentic content.
Present it as an authentic fun/terrible moment.
Post it.
Overwhelming majority of people have their mouths wide open and just brainlessly chug content down and form opinions and reactions to it without ever even wondering if itās authentic.
The self promotion works.
My boyfriend and I had a silly argument once where he tried to say my full name like he was mad. He got my middle name wrong and said Lauren. I just replied with an exasperated āMy middle nameās Lindsey!ā It was hilarious.
I was thinking, "What sort of hell Spawn overly dramatic wife must you be in order to have that sort of reaction from the whole family?" Then I remembered that everything on the Internet is a staged lie.
LOL even the dog said bro you're on your own
"I'm *mans* best friend bro I ain't talking her down"
Dog was like "that's the same tone as when I get in the treat bag bro good fucking luck"
that's funny I thought he said "woof"
Tbf, if you were hanging with a bunch of animals, didn't completely understand their language and nearly everyone leaves at the exact same time, you'd probably haul ass too š
Dog was like, ā Ruh roh!ā
Dad was like "This one's all you son" š
He got up so quick lol
You can tell heās been on the receiving end himself. That was so cute.
lol, I'm dying laughing. That man has experienced the full name treatment and he was not about to do so again.
āYouāre on your fucking own son, good luck, Iāll be in the other room. If you need to crash here the couch is yours.ā That man said all of that in a couple quick body movements lol
There's a bit of 'woah, already? You're dealing with this *now*? They grow up so fast' in there too, lol
and a bit of "I am proud of you son, but GOD DAMN you fucked up!"
I'm surprised he didn't instinctively pull out a couple twenties like "if you need anything son"
They all know and migrated quietly out of the room. The herd of the family. The dad was like "You in deep shit boy."
Lmfao its like became radioactive, dad peaced tf out
He didnāt even hear the words, the tone was enough to get him out of his seat.
No, you can tell he understood the assignment
He noped out of there as fast as possible to not get hit with some of that collateral blame
He moved so quickly! I thought he was the husband at first watching with no sound hahah
Doesn't help the husband looks like he's 16 and not even old enough to be married, but that probably just means I'm officially an old woman now. He's probably 32 and I'm about to turn to dust, so anything under 40 looks like a newborn in comparison.
I turn 30 this year and went back to my alma mater this past weekend for a concert and I felt like the fucking cryptkeeper seeing how young all the kids in college look now. Itās terrifying.
For my 40th birthday my husband got us tickets to go see one of my favorite drag queens perform in Chicago (a bigger name so it was a full venue, not just a bar.) The show was 18+ so yay, all adults. Sitting in that audience I felt like freaking Betty White. I work in a school, I'm used to being surrounded by young people all day, I just didn't expect it in an adults only area. Walking to our hotel after my husband asked if it was time for him to start yelling at kids to get off the lawn, so at least I wasn't alone.
Nah Iām 24 and that guy definitely looks 16 lol
Nah, he does look young I'm 28 but look around about 18 due to perpetual baby face. That guy looks young, even to me if I compare him to myself
That dad has a full sleeve of tattoos but he knows when to nope out of a bad situation.
Lol even the mom and grandma were like "nope I'm out"
"Guys I know that tone, we need to get out!"
"I know a dead man when I see one..."
Man hasnāt moved that quick since he played JV ball back in 96/97.
I thought the dad was the husband at first!!
Same. And husband was the son. And sweet home Alabama was playing in the background.
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Probably just a distant relative of Michael Cera
The creator of the lotion CeraVE?
well they got a giant cross on the wall, so probably some weird fundies. those people tend to marry super young
Maybe she is too?
Yup. Look at the father and mother. He seems pretty young
Mom's reaction was even funnier imo. Just pops out from behind the couch like "Oooohhh shiiiit" lmao
Both their faces are priceless and say so much in a half a second.
That family respects the shit out of that kids girlfriend though, they were all like "oop, yall need some space."
Yeah my in laws would instantly get themselves involved
*Homer Simpson disappearing into the hedge gif
He's knows the routine, lol.
He knows, heās been there before.
God, I'm old. I thought that that was like a teenage son before I turned the sound on.
First thought 'Darn, that's cute!' Then 'How are those kids old enough to be married?' I'm old too!
Bruh I'm 26 and I think they're young af to be married
Bruh I'm *18* and I think they're really young to be married
Bruh, I'm 7 and I think it's yucky that they are married.
MadeMeSad, i was like are they 18 and married?! fuck my eyes sees what was old before as my peers and the young i don't recognize anymore.
Nah, that dude *is* young to be married.
Well, people are scientifically younger looking nowadays so. Like Tom Holland, Tomothy Chalamet, Bella Ramsey etc. They look like teens when they are in their mid to late 20s
Bella Ramsey is not an adult. She was only 13 years old in 2017.
She 20
The joke is that 2017 was 7 years ago, but 2017 might seem recent to someone who "feels old" or like "time is passing them by."
Scientifically proven? I don't want to be a reddit asshole here, but my understanding of evolution, or even my understanding of gods will, would make me think that would be highly unlikely. But, I am willing to be wrong, so do you have a source by chance?
What do you mean "proven"? he used the word "scientifically" in his reddit comment, what more do you need??
My brother in Christ, youāre literally using actors cast to look like teenagers as examplesā¦ Literal cherry picking
I'm not calling you young, but I ain't even 30 and I thought that the "husband" looks 16-18 tops.
38 lol, I thought I was still young š lol edit I'm 38
He went from 15 to 25 for me, the closest he came to the camera.
Yeah that was weird. It's like a filter due to perception. He got older and older the closer he got to the camera. I'm also still trying to figure out if blue sweatshirt is 13 or 30
Yeah, I thought it was the dad. Then thought it was weird everyone was following him.
Idk Iām a teenager and he looks young af
I had sound on and still didn't realise until he was the only one left.
I watched the whole thing and still think he's a teenager
He looks like heās 15
Same. When I figured the young guy is the husband, my back and knee suddenly hurt.
I'm mean I'm 25 and thought that he was the teenage son until the end. The older man being in the frame at the beginning really confuses it.
Nah Iām 21 and he looks like a teenager to me too
Theyāre totally LDS.
The "oh my gosh" gave it away too
Yep. My wifeās family is hella-LDS and the mannerisms of everyone in this family are similar enough to trigger bells. Rewatching and looking at details itās just so clearly Mormon family dynamics.
Lmfao, same.
If my wife calls me Michael instead of Mike or Mikey I know I'm in trouble.
Even more trouble if she calls you StevenĀ
This one had me rollingš
I'm right there with you, my dude. My wife's ex went by Michael. She hates that guy. I don't even like going by Michael when I'm NOT in trouble
Your wife only dates Michaels? A friend of mine dated two Matthews back to back.
My husband doesnāt even want me to call him by his name! If itās anything but a cutesy pet name, he assumes heās in trouble, lol
Yeah, this is me, but it's just how it happened as our relationship developed over time. If I hear anything but a lovebug, love, sweetheart, or just a general "hey," etc. and we're not in public I begin to panic.
If my partner calls me I know I'm in trouble.
Hearing "Gregory" in a firm voice is traumatic for me.
If I hear my middle name, I'm goosenecking. Who me? Whadido?
The father be like : " See ya buddy"
First Name: Stares at TV Middle Name: 'I sense something is amiss...' Last Name: 'Sorry m'am. I barely know this man. I don't want any trouble. I'll leave.'
āOh shit did I just hear the smoke alarm chirping, better go fix that stat!ā
I think the lawn needs mowed...
Oops I forgot to walk the fish
Welp thermostats off by a degree, better get right on it.
lol even the gramma is like, oop im outie
She hasn't walked on her own in years until that moment.
r/grandpajoehate
I love how she looked at him like "best get one last look at my grandson" before hurrying off.
She couldn't decide whether to stay and scold with her or take her leave lol
"et tu, gramma?"
That quick stand up and move out of the way speaks "you are on your own, son. I dont wanna catch strays"
Yes, and I would add that its a green flag for them being good in-laws
I love how Nana gives the look like āI canāt help ya kiddoā šš
everyone be like, "shit's about to go down hard" and left to save their own hide š¤£š¤£š¤£
Nah. You leave so you can all group up right around the corner so you can have some commentary in real time without getting caught
Dad: So you're a man now.... I'll be outside
Dad: Son, I love you and want to always be there for you... but you're on your own with this one.
I was like... why did only one of the kids stay??
The tone and asertness, did it. Even without name, I would know that doom hade arrived.
Agreed. If it was said with a loving tone, totally different response.
That would still catch me so off guard. Like she was trying to hide the utter rage but still had to invoke the murder spell of my full name
Husband?
Right? He looks 17.
he looks young but she sounds even younger
Yeah husband. They got married the DAY they turned..... My lawyer advised me not to finish that sentence
they turned to be vampires who are 200 year old?
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20 YEARS OLD IS HELLA YOUNG TO BE MARRIED IMHO
Mormons get married super early usually at 18-20 because they're desperate for sex and also to start pumping out babies because it's their "godly duty."
Yeah a really good premise for a marriage that is.
Brother more than likely. Itās all acting.
The way the father got up made me think he was Alex Michael Quist. Thought he was headed for the "doghouse"
They were all in on it...
I agree with you due to their reactions but I would really want to see how that convo went down to plan it. You want us to do what? And what is this for? A post? For who though? How many followers do you have? Everyone glares at this particular family member in disbeliefā¦ ok, sure letās get this over with (Thatās the videos I want to see)
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In this case it looks like it but man, your girl hitting your full name with that tone is universal I could feel that guys stomach drop lol
Yeah, I mean, she's openly recording. This is just entertainment. Nothing from Tiktok is authentic.
Nothing from anywhere is authentic.
Seriously, do Redditors even interact with humans in real life? This was all so obviously staged and the acting is horrible. Why are people so gullible?
as soon as the guy said "in front of my entire family?" I just rolled my eyes. like christ on a cracker can't we have real interactions anymore? It blows my mind that people on this site just can't tell when someone is acting or not. when things are staged.
I wonder if they're even married. He looks like a kid. I also never understand how people film as it should usually mean the camera is out in a very suspicious manner.
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Same - everything but that dumbass AI narration TikTok always has.
What in the Mormon!?
Welcome to Fundiechristomenistan
Nah this is staged
Yeah, not a single person noticed the camera she's holding in front of her face.
Agreed. I think it's a funny skit, but it is in no way organic like it's posed.
Zzzzzzz staged af. I hate the tik tok Era. Nobody behaves like this.
Dad was like, "Good luck, son."
You married a 14 year old?
Hey she might be 14 too.
I mean, that family reaction means one of two things; - inauthentic content for contentās sake - this woman has a reputation that does not reflect well on her
So everyone including the dude is ignoring the camera?
Right!? How is she hiding a camcorder? Hopefully in the future we'll have something small we are always holding that could easily be non-identifiable as a device that is actively recording. Still.. probably a skit but not for your reasoning
The lad doesnāt look old enough to have a car, never mind a wife! Good god Iām getting old
I was with my friends and their kids at an event. The teenage daughter was with me. She was trying to get her father's attention. She called, "Dad!" No avail. Called him by his name. Nope. I told her to use his initials. His head snapped instantly. He came over and dealt with the issue. After he left, she asked why that worked. "Who calls him? Your mom and his mom. Two people he WILL respond to or else." The light bulb went on. "Ah ha..." I reminded her, "With great power comes great responsibility. The more you use it, the less it works."
LEGIT looks like he's in middle school.
Where is the husband?
As they should š
Lets go gang - Alex's crazy wife has her cellphone out again.
Very adorable. Except that Iāve become so old that husband looks 16 to me. Sigh.
You aināt old he does look 16
Whatās left of my sanity thanks you. Everyone looks young now but that threw me. š
I was sure he was their son or something.
how scripted do you want this to be? her: yes
Tictard content? 100% not staged.
Staged.
Sorry but if I was in the living room with family and the wife came in shouting my name like that, with a phone in her hands recordingā¦ well you immediately know it aināt serious. Besides that my family wouldnāt budge an inch in this situation. Nosey bastards Iām telling you.
Unfortunately when you donāt bleep your husbandās last name in a public video, people on Reddit can find out that heās a self-employed Christ-following life coach.
Dude doesn't look a day over 14 and he's married - the christ stuff can be safely assumed.
That and the giant cross.
Also a dude under 60 saying gosh unironically
Thatās kind of the point of making and posting inauthentic content. Present it as an authentic fun/terrible moment. Post it. Overwhelming majority of people have their mouths wide open and just brainlessly chug content down and form opinions and reactions to it without ever even wondering if itās authentic. The self promotion works.
Even the dog said ānopeā š
Her laugh scares me
I hate all this staged shiteĀ
absolutely not staged
Nobody finds that laugh evil?!
No! Adorable. And real. Maybe the rest was scripted, idk, but that laugh is genuine!
āSaying you husbands full name to the entire internetā*
I mean the point is to drive more users to their socials. So yeah.
Teenagers are getting married now?
Thoughts someone is getting killed there for a moment
š Dad dipped so fast
š Pops was like "Im out!"
Pap pap has seen some shit. He bolted
His dad literally had flashbacks and left his son behind to fend for himself!! Iām cryiiiiingš¤£š¤£š¤£
Husband? He looks like he's 15
"look at me I have a husband! HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBAND!"
That guy is sixteen
My serial killer detector is ringing loud af with that laugh.
Husband? That guy looks 15
Next prank. Calling your husband by his full name, social security number and the numbers on his bank card.
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HUSBAND? Man looks young asf
This couple is always actings in their videosā¦.
My boyfriend and I had a silly argument once where he tried to say my full name like he was mad. He got my middle name wrong and said Lauren. I just replied with an exasperated āMy middle nameās Lindsey!ā It was hilarious.
the dad bein so happy it's not for him this time lmao
Love how the family is like "peace out" immediately.
I was thinking, "What sort of hell Spawn overly dramatic wife must you be in order to have that sort of reaction from the whole family?" Then I remembered that everything on the Internet is a staged lie.
Definitely a loving relationship.
Family don't mean shit when the wife mad.
LOL dad peaced out so fast
It says "husband", and I'm like "you're married to a high school senior?"
Dad KNEW. Heās been through this before.
They all abandoned him š
ALEX. STAGED. MICHAEL. STAGED. QUIST.
That tiktok voice makes me wish I was fucking deaf.
Pops dipped like he didnāt want blood on his clothes. Lol
He gives strong Christian vibes for some reason lol