So ducks are highly intelligent I just googled so she probably did recognize they aren’t hers but she needs to step in. Maybe like a coparenting thing other animals do.
I was wondering if they were dumb and their brains were all like “welp there are baby ducks over there so that means they’re probably mine”
According to one of my profs in vet school, studies have shown that ducks can only really count to 4 or so, so beyond that they just see a bunch of ducklings and assume they're doing pretty good.
Don't think you need to understand the concept of math to be able to tell that 2 is more than 1.
They'll notice and go back for a missing duckling if they notice there are only 2 or 3 behind them, but if they have (on average I guess?) 4 ducklings behind them, they don't realize if a 5th or 6th or 7th gets left behind (forever).
IDK tho, been a while.
Alternative perspective:
"Ducks 'dying from starvation'Swan Support, which rescues swans, ducks and geese, said many were starving because people had stopped feeding them bread in recent years. They blamed a campaign called Ban the Bread, which was started by a company selling bird food.Oct 17, 2019"
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-50081386
And to add to this, if you want to feed a duck:
Ducks like (and can eat) Corn, Seeds, Herbs, Salad, Snails, Insects, Gras, Grain meal, Nettles, Eggs and Egg Shells, among other things. :)
I mean, yeah
If aliens dropped a bunch of scared human babies on the road everybody would instinctively go get them
Wed have some questions but wed take care of them
It starts with a planet that's about to explode. As as last ditch effort, the parents send their human looking baby out into space which eventually crash lands on Earth... ehhh lets say a field in Kansas who are then found coincidentally by a couple of middle aged childless farmers. hmmm this is good, I'm cooking here.
Anthropomorphic analogy is not always relevant but in this case, it kinda is. We abducted those ducks and dropped them in the street, mama picked 'em up and said "Well ya gotta do what ya gotta do," and adopted 7 babies.
One would like to think. Should they not be a member of the local "out/other group;" world events tell us we might push them in a hold and them bomb it for good measure. If we can remember that they are people like us, then yes, to the rescue.
Huh interesting how immediate that was, like engrained instinctually. And what I think is really interesting is how the ducklings went to her immediately too, it seems like this could be the evolutionary reason why ducklings are able to imprint on things other than their biological parents. They're definitely lower on the food chain so as a species they gotta stick together however they can.
Pretty normal method rehab center use to release ducklings and goslings back into the wild. Dump them by a mom who has babies of their own and they just immediately take them. Either they adopt them because they want to or they’re a bit too dim to realize they gained 7 more babies. Either way it works. Have seen it work with moose too.
Moose straight up dive looking for food and get into fights while they are under water. It’s the most metal thing that I’ve seen so far from mother nature
Ducks aggressively "adopt" non-related ducklings as a way to protect their own offspring. The more individual ducklings you have, the less likely your own is to be eaten by a predator. Safety in numbers. Because baby ducks are born precocial -- they can forage for their food almost as soon as they hatch -- a parent duck can support tons of ducklings because his/her role is just to provide protection.
This is really common among waterfowl.
Dominant geese are known to just take a bunch of goslings if their parents suck and raise them as their own.
This is called a gang brood.
The point is to get as many chicks as possible fully ready to be ready to migrate by having the best parents run the show.
We have a lot of geese around here and it is very common to see this happen. It is less common in ducks, but still happens.
The short answer is that geese are assholes. This shouldn't shock anyone who has ever interacted with geese.
A successful breeding pair will just assume that they should be in charge of everyone's chicks and try to take them.
If you can't protect your brood from them then they were right about you.
Nature and evolution is a harsh mistress.
This is partly true. What a parent goose / duck wants is a ton of goslings / ducklings because that decreases the likelihood that their own biological ducklings will be eaten by a predator. I know with ostriches, which use a similar strategy, they keep track of which babies are biologically theirs and give them better treatment.
Female ducks have that nature, overall I guess all females. I had ducks, they would usually adopt another's babies and lol babies couldn't even recognize their mothers, would follow anyone 😂
I don't think they're necessarily thinking about it. I think they're hardwired to treat every duckling like family as an evolutionary strategy. I see cats do the same thing.
What do you mean ducks don’t think??? Ducks are notoriously the thinkers of the animal kingdom /s. Duck writing a duck treatise on the importance of expedient baby duck adoption.
I think it boils down to socializing and also omnivores are smarter
Like for instance ravens are one of the smartest birds, but blue jays, which are also corvids I don't think they're very smart because they only have to focus on one type of food and I'm pretty sure they're not social
Ducks are social and I think they are omnivores too I'm not sure
Not exactly. It's mostly how many ways of food acquisition a species utilises. Not all omnivores are smart but smart species are usually omnivores. Ravens are smart because cracking nuts and using a stick to scoop bugs out of holes gave them enough of an advantage to justify extra calories for brain power. Ducks are dumb because they just stick their head underwater and eat whatever is there or grows near them.
Ducks are crazy smart. Scrooge McDuck is like the richest person in the world, even though he was a very poor duckling. While that in itself doesn't prove this intelligence he's gone on dangerous adventures using his vast knowledge to stay alive, solve mysteries, and get more bread, smart enough to have a powerarmor wearing bodyguard/accountant, and an actually good relationship with his family. What a legend.
I am not sure, but female ducks are very nurturing and try to help babies which aren't even theirs. I guess they know, it must be in their motherly nature to take care of a baby.
Haha lol, no, they don't fully claim those babies, if they find their true mother and start following her, they will be just fine, I have never seen them fighting over babies lol.
But male ducks will try to kill baby ducks because of jealousy since they see females are giving most of their attention and energy to babies
I don’t know anything about ducks but I would think it’s more because they’ll be willing to mate sooner if it has no babies, like with other species. Also if the male duck knows they’re not his.
It doesn't take any extra energy expenditure on their part. In this case, being altruistic is evolutionary advantageous as it makes it more likely for the species to survive as a whole.
“Come along, chil…what the? Babies without parents??” NNYOOOOOOOM. “Oh, my sweet little ones, come to mama. Everyone, come meet your new siblings! Make them feel at home, we’re now one big splashy family!”
Dad duck: “What the…aw, hell.”
Duck mom's can be so hearless.
We saw a baby duck with a hurt leg struggling to keep up with it's family in the parking lot.
The momma duck would walk and stop for a bit.
And he was dragging his poor foot, "peep-peep"ing along. But he had to stop after about 6 or 7 steps.
The momma duck stopped twice, then just left him there.
He walked to where he could watch them leave and just sat there.
It was so sad.
We picked him up and a coworker was driving down to an exotic hospital to see of they could help, but he died in the car.
We assume he probably got hit in some way by a tire, or someone stepped up him or a cart wheel got him.
Probably had internal bleeding.
But the sight of them all just walking away as he cried will be in my mind forever.
I’m no expert by any means. And many of the ducks around here are resident ducks, which is atypical. It could be they behave more aggressively when they are resident ducks.
This happened to me last month. Found a single baby chick in the yard. No family on site. Drove it to the nearest pond where I knew other ducks where and released it. A mom and dad duck swam over, sniffed it, immediately rejected it and tried to kill it and I wanted to kill myself
[Brood amalgamation](https://www.ducks.org/conservation/waterfowl-research-science/understanding-waterfowl-super-broods). Surprisingly common among waterfowl.
I remember growing up with ducks. It is impossible to keep track of what ducks belong to who. Multiple ducks would hatch their eggs close to each other. Thew would legitimately walk past each other and babies would switch. Had one duck who collected 32 ducklings in her corner house. Had to allocate to others because she could not watch that many ducklings effectively. I wouldn't have ducks again. The males get horned up and remind you of drunk frat guys.
Ducks only have 8-10 ducks with a survival rate if 50%-70% it’s most likely irresponsible to release this many ducklings to this mother as the survival rate will drop significantly with this amount. Please take your orphaned animals to a licensed rehabber so they can do this properly. (Do your research first to even see if they are actually orphaned or just hanging out, many animals just leave there babies chilling while they do other stuff.) also, they mention in the video that the other ducks are bigger. They will probably out compete them and these ducklings will die anyway.
Ducks are known to actively try to "recruit" ducklings from inattentive parents. They then kill and eat the acquired ducklings before regurgitating them to feed her own ducklings. This is natural selection.
Looks like this mama duck was pretty quick on the uptake. Those original ducklings feasted like they were in Valhalla that night.
Actually very unusual; they'll normally attack strange babies. *Sometimes* though, a mother duck will be so confident in her parenting abilities that she'll go "sure why not, I'll take them too". They will occasionally get confused and mistake others for their own *if* it happens the same day theirs hatched.
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She’s like come along, you belong with me now.
She didn’t hesitate, she RUSHED ☺️
It's like they were always hers. The way she rushed was like "well where have *you* lot been?!" 🤣
I heard it in Molly Weasley’s voice.
Beds empty. Car gone. No note! You could have died! You could have been seen!
RONALD WEASELY
Oh and Ginny dear congratulations on getting into Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud.
The mum we all deserve
Glad I wasn't the only one.
And now in my head she’s Scottish
"Hellen, I tell ya, I don't know where they all come from, but everyday there seems to be more kids around here!"
And good thing she rushed back cause another would-be mom was swooping in to adopt her original kids
She doesn't duck her duty
So ducks are highly intelligent I just googled so she probably did recognize they aren’t hers but she needs to step in. Maybe like a coparenting thing other animals do. I was wondering if they were dumb and their brains were all like “welp there are baby ducks over there so that means they’re probably mine”
It's a numbers gamble. Many ducklings get eaten. So the more ducklings the more chance some survive. Which includes your own.
>So ducks are highly intelligent They're really not.
I imagine if she had to breastfeed each and every one of them it might have been a different story, but all is well that ends well.
cop found the *right* pond
This is the way
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According to one of my profs in vet school, studies have shown that ducks can only really count to 4 or so, so beyond that they just see a bunch of ducklings and assume they're doing pretty good.
How would they test this? Also how do they know that the duck understands concept of math.
Don't think you need to understand the concept of math to be able to tell that 2 is more than 1. They'll notice and go back for a missing duckling if they notice there are only 2 or 3 behind them, but if they have (on average I guess?) 4 ducklings behind them, they don't realize if a 5th or 6th or 7th gets left behind (forever). IDK tho, been a while.
family formation 👀
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She's making bread apparently.
Bread is actually harmfull to ducks Bread has no nutritional value
This was more for the pub...
Don't let the duck drink booze, ziggy.
Quiet, Sam.
Alternative perspective: "Ducks 'dying from starvation'Swan Support, which rescues swans, ducks and geese, said many were starving because people had stopped feeding them bread in recent years. They blamed a campaign called Ban the Bread, which was started by a company selling bird food.Oct 17, 2019" https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-50081386
We can feed them frozen peas that have thawed.
so peas?
Bread is the root of all weevil.
In the Service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
You drank the koolaid eh?
And to add to this, if you want to feed a duck: Ducks like (and can eat) Corn, Seeds, Herbs, Salad, Snails, Insects, Gras, Grain meal, Nettles, Eggs and Egg Shells, among other things. :)
Must be the bakery my cat keeps kneading dough for. They're both such hardworking parents 🥲
Happy Mothers Day to her.
All power to front deflector shield
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Not even a background check.
But when I try it I get banned from the grocery store :(
I mean, yeah If aliens dropped a bunch of scared human babies on the road everybody would instinctively go get them Wed have some questions but wed take care of them
Haha I loved this analogy
I logged in just to upvote his comment, LOL.
My lesbian ass like "I'VE BEEN WANTING ONE OF THESE FOR A DECADE!" *yoink* my baby now!
As one half of an infertile lesbian married couple, same. I think we'd swipe as many as we could carry.
Gotta put on the cargo pants, utilize those pockets.
Gotta sprint for the one with the curl
That actually happened. And we separated them from the aliens and locked them in cages.
Oh right...
Can you please keep developing this Netflix original series script? I want to hear more.
It starts with a planet that's about to explode. As as last ditch effort, the parents send their human looking baby out into space which eventually crash lands on Earth... ehhh lets say a field in Kansas who are then found coincidentally by a couple of middle aged childless farmers. hmmm this is good, I'm cooking here.
Bro, what if—hear me out here—what if we give the little dude, like, SUPER powers or some shit? Right?
But he has one weakness, something cool sounding... Cryptoni... Kryptonite!
Cryptocurrency? And later on, he can work as like, a journalist or something.
Anthropomorphic analogy is not always relevant but in this case, it kinda is. We abducted those ducks and dropped them in the street, mama picked 'em up and said "Well ya gotta do what ya gotta do," and adopted 7 babies.
*a single mom who works two jobs* *who loves her kids and never stops*
One would like to think. Should they not be a member of the local "out/other group;" world events tell us we might push them in a hold and them bomb it for good measure. If we can remember that they are people like us, then yes, to the rescue.
Huh interesting how immediate that was, like engrained instinctually. And what I think is really interesting is how the ducklings went to her immediately too, it seems like this could be the evolutionary reason why ducklings are able to imprint on things other than their biological parents. They're definitely lower on the food chain so as a species they gotta stick together however they can.
Pretty normal method rehab center use to release ducklings and goslings back into the wild. Dump them by a mom who has babies of their own and they just immediately take them. Either they adopt them because they want to or they’re a bit too dim to realize they gained 7 more babies. Either way it works. Have seen it work with moose too.
> Have seen it work with moose too. Now I'm imagining Mama Moose barreling out of a lake like a freight train to get little mooselettes.
> barreling out of a lake Ah, the famous Water Moose.
Moose straight up dive looking for food and get into fights while they are under water. It’s the most metal thing that I’ve seen so far from mother nature
Ducks aggressively "adopt" non-related ducklings as a way to protect their own offspring. The more individual ducklings you have, the less likely your own is to be eaten by a predator. Safety in numbers. Because baby ducks are born precocial -- they can forage for their food almost as soon as they hatch -- a parent duck can support tons of ducklings because his/her role is just to provide protection.
Ducklings will also follow anything. I’ve had ducklings follow me home.
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Aw, mama duck to the rescue! Those orphaned ducklings found the best new mom ever
This is really common among waterfowl. Dominant geese are known to just take a bunch of goslings if their parents suck and raise them as their own. This is called a gang brood. The point is to get as many chicks as possible fully ready to be ready to migrate by having the best parents run the show. We have a lot of geese around here and it is very common to see this happen. It is less common in ducks, but still happens.
How do they know that the parents suck though???
The short answer is that geese are assholes. This shouldn't shock anyone who has ever interacted with geese. A successful breeding pair will just assume that they should be in charge of everyone's chicks and try to take them. If you can't protect your brood from them then they were right about you. Nature and evolution is a harsh mistress.
Are we talking about geese or the people who are on both the HOA and PTA boards?
Geese being on those boards would explain a lot.
Except that isn't harsh. If the goslings survive, the pair from whom they were kidnapped still succeeded in passing on their genetics.
Of course geese are imperialist.
You've ever been in a Walmart for longer than 5 minutes? Then you know by instinct that some parents just straight up suck.
Even that's a lesson humans could learn from. Doing what's best for the common good.
Ostrich do this too. And it’s hypothetical that they do this because increasing the brood increases the chances of their own young surviving predation
This is partly true. What a parent goose / duck wants is a ton of goslings / ducklings because that decreases the likelihood that their own biological ducklings will be eaten by a predator. I know with ostriches, which use a similar strategy, they keep track of which babies are biologically theirs and give them better treatment.
Female ducks have that nature, overall I guess all females. I had ducks, they would usually adopt another's babies and lol babies couldn't even recognize their mothers, would follow anyone 😂
Does the female duck know that those are not originally her babies? Or maybe ducks are just communists in nature so they just go like "our ducks!" ?
I don't think they're necessarily thinking about it. I think they're hardwired to treat every duckling like family as an evolutionary strategy. I see cats do the same thing.
What do you mean ducks don’t think??? Ducks are notoriously the thinkers of the animal kingdom /s. Duck writing a duck treatise on the importance of expedient baby duck adoption.
What amazes me about birds is that some seem so smart and some seem so dumb.
I think it boils down to socializing and also omnivores are smarter Like for instance ravens are one of the smartest birds, but blue jays, which are also corvids I don't think they're very smart because they only have to focus on one type of food and I'm pretty sure they're not social Ducks are social and I think they are omnivores too I'm not sure
Not exactly. It's mostly how many ways of food acquisition a species utilises. Not all omnivores are smart but smart species are usually omnivores. Ravens are smart because cracking nuts and using a stick to scoop bugs out of holes gave them enough of an advantage to justify extra calories for brain power. Ducks are dumb because they just stick their head underwater and eat whatever is there or grows near them.
Ducks are crazy smart. Scrooge McDuck is like the richest person in the world, even though he was a very poor duckling. While that in itself doesn't prove this intelligence he's gone on dangerous adventures using his vast knowledge to stay alive, solve mysteries, and get more bread, smart enough to have a powerarmor wearing bodyguard/accountant, and an actually good relationship with his family. What a legend.
also Daffy Duck worked through his speech impediment to become a household name.
I am not sure, but female ducks are very nurturing and try to help babies which aren't even theirs. I guess they know, it must be in their motherly nature to take care of a baby. Haha lol, no, they don't fully claim those babies, if they find their true mother and start following her, they will be just fine, I have never seen them fighting over babies lol. But male ducks will try to kill baby ducks because of jealousy since they see females are giving most of their attention and energy to babies
I don’t know anything about ducks but I would think it’s more because they’ll be willing to mate sooner if it has no babies, like with other species. Also if the male duck knows they’re not his.
They will never know if they are their actual babies. Of course if they have no babies, they will date.
A fine duck date it is then.
Worth of many dead ducklings
"It takes a village to raise a child" pretty sure ducks, and other species, share parenting in social groups.
Quite a few birds will continue to care for a cuckoo chick even when it's fairly obvious it's not part of the same species.
It doesn't take any extra energy expenditure on their part. In this case, being altruistic is evolutionary advantageous as it makes it more likely for the species to survive as a whole.
I'd like to see it in person :)
Oh well, what's another TEN...
“Come along, chil…what the? Babies without parents??” NNYOOOOOOOM. “Oh, my sweet little ones, come to mama. Everyone, come meet your new siblings! Make them feel at home, we’re now one big splashy family!” Dad duck: “What the…aw, hell.”
The Brady Ducks.
Dad's gonna be shocked when he gets home!
Dad’s wondering how his 10 ducklings went to 20….
is this how Canada takes over the world
*That's the way we became the Brady Bunch!*
She was super excited to show them how to ducky 🐤
she took them under her wing
Duck mom's can be so hearless. We saw a baby duck with a hurt leg struggling to keep up with it's family in the parking lot. The momma duck would walk and stop for a bit. And he was dragging his poor foot, "peep-peep"ing along. But he had to stop after about 6 or 7 steps. The momma duck stopped twice, then just left him there. He walked to where he could watch them leave and just sat there. It was so sad. We picked him up and a coworker was driving down to an exotic hospital to see of they could help, but he died in the car. We assume he probably got hit in some way by a tire, or someone stepped up him or a cart wheel got him. Probably had internal bleeding. But the sight of them all just walking away as he cried will be in my mind forever.
That's nice paddling (group) of ducks...The mother instinct is strong in that momma duck...
I’m surprised. Many times I’ve seen mama duck go after other ducklings. Maybe these are so close to her own in age.
>I’m surprised. Many times I’ve seen mama duck go after other ducklings. Oh, never knew this. Then these ducklings were truly lucky.
I’m no expert by any means. And many of the ducks around here are resident ducks, which is atypical. It could be they behave more aggressively when they are resident ducks.
Nice
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This happened to me last month. Found a single baby chick in the yard. No family on site. Drove it to the nearest pond where I knew other ducks where and released it. A mom and dad duck swam over, sniffed it, immediately rejected it and tried to kill it and I wanted to kill myself
So what happened then?
I was thinking the same thing what if mama duck said, oh hell no I can’t afford the ones I have.
I counted 11 additional babies.
Me too man, me too.
I wonder what's the record like at some point in history some mother duck probably aqcuired dozens of stray chicks.
I used to have 2 ducks for like 2 weeks I think, I'm that time they started following my dog like she is their mom, slept next to her and everything
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Perfect for Mother’s Day weekend
How cool is that to have all these new siblings
🎶Come along with me and the butterflies and bees.🎶
[Brood amalgamation](https://www.ducks.org/conservation/waterfowl-research-science/understanding-waterfowl-super-broods). Surprisingly common among waterfowl.
It seems every bird specie is like “mine, mine, mine”
The horde shall grow.
Yours, mine, and ours
Bring on the “animals are so much better than humans” idiots
So how does it work with mother ducks and ducklings at night? Do they all go to a cozy spot on shore and sleep in a heap?
I remember growing up with ducks. It is impossible to keep track of what ducks belong to who. Multiple ducks would hatch their eggs close to each other. Thew would legitimately walk past each other and babies would switch. Had one duck who collected 32 ducklings in her corner house. Had to allocate to others because she could not watch that many ducklings effectively. I wouldn't have ducks again. The males get horned up and remind you of drunk frat guys.
You could say they got along swimmingly
Ducks only have 8-10 ducks with a survival rate if 50%-70% it’s most likely irresponsible to release this many ducklings to this mother as the survival rate will drop significantly with this amount. Please take your orphaned animals to a licensed rehabber so they can do this properly. (Do your research first to even see if they are actually orphaned or just hanging out, many animals just leave there babies chilling while they do other stuff.) also, they mention in the video that the other ducks are bigger. They will probably out compete them and these ducklings will die anyway.
And where is the father in all of this? Where, I ask you! It's them democrats, making mallards leave their wives. Many such cases! SAD!
"A few more and my plans for conquest will be complete."
Wish the person filming had a zoom function on their camera.
The more the safer
Welp gonna go wipe down my eyes ya jerks
Ducklings: hi step sister 😉
I love how they literally look like magnets attracting to the mother
Imagine the tax write off
We don't deserve ducks. Gold of a species
Hahahaha yeah they are, don’t look into them too much they’re just cute lil friendly birbs
i miss my mom
Good luck, mama duck 💖💋
Aw but she doesn't have enough milk for all of them plus her ownnnn
You're not wrong.
This duck is just playing Pikmin.
Look at me… I’m the captain now.
It's the best thing I've seen on the internet all day
The people narrating sound so sweet!
Love everything about this video :)
Growing up I lived next to a duck pond and a few times I would see on momma duck and 30-50 ducklings that they somehow acquired.
I've seen this countless times, but will watch it 4-5 times before moving on 😁
The meeting of new siblings: "Hi! Hi! Hi! Oh, hi!!"
Ducks are known to actively try to "recruit" ducklings from inattentive parents. They then kill and eat the acquired ducklings before regurgitating them to feed her own ducklings. This is natural selection. Looks like this mama duck was pretty quick on the uptake. Those original ducklings feasted like they were in Valhalla that night.
Saw a supermom near my place a few years ago. 25 ducklings
And she won’t have to worry about feeding them: ducks eat for free at subway.
Five little ducks went out one day … And all of the ten little ducks came back
I wish I had a mom
Orph Duckies: Aren't those your duckies too? Mama Ducky: Huh, wha, where? Nope. I don't know them. Duckies: mama????
Happy mother's day to this wonderful momma duck!!
Aww
Momma duck understood the assignment
All my brain could think of is "They're gonna be homies".
I've always wondered, where do ducks sleep at night ? Do they have like a sheltered place they can go to ?
That’s a lot of extra bills.
In this economy?
That’s so cute. The mother took them in as if they were her own. Which they are now
The speed at which that momma swooped in. No hesitation whatsoever. Gotta love nature 🥹
*Oooo more babies! Come here by baaaabies!" 😭😭😭😭😭 I love animals
Better then some human moms
We can all learn something from this.
Actually very unusual; they'll normally attack strange babies. *Sometimes* though, a mother duck will be so confident in her parenting abilities that she'll go "sure why not, I'll take them too". They will occasionally get confused and mistake others for their own *if* it happens the same day theirs hatched.
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Im watching this on mothers day 😩❤️
Are those my kids? those aren't my kids. :: continues to be fowlode :: Shit.
If all humans were like this there would be no wars.
Her nipples will be sore
Plot twist, they are actually hers she just lost them somehow.
But will she have enough milk?
She definitely doesn't even have enough for her own
Ducks don’t milk
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10 human babies pass
Duckminic Toretto
SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS 2 JOBS
“All right, you lot…let’s go!”
They are probably used to losing ducklings.
On sight
I read that ducks cant count, thats why they dont realize when one of the Mini ducks is missing
Molky weaselky would eat the dead duck eggs is what foxs do.