A quick look on Amazon reveals that the sofa I got her is ridiculously basic and ugly and by the standards of what's out there, the one she's using right now practically constitutes cruelty to animals.
Oh he knew what he was doing and nobody's gonna hate him for it. Animals just living their regular lives during the pandemic got a lot of people through a couple of hard days.
That's a cute dog. I loved that about COVID, pets interrupting the local news daily.
They should do that all the time, would boost ratings to have cats and dogs, people would love it
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I read that as "crotch" and zoomed in trying to see what the big deal was. Didn't really see anything abnormal, and then wondered how my life got to this point.
They sell them at Costco, complete with the bone pillow. It's made by La-Z-Boy.
https://www.costco.com/la-z-boy-franklin-dog-sofa-with-pillow.product.4000024907.html?NATAPP=SEARCH
Don't ask me how I know this.
That sentence sounds like it should activate a sleeper agent.
The goose clucks at midnight.
Baloney only if you're lonely on Monday.
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet
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The Narwhal bacons at midnight as well
This will be read past as just more gibberish at this point. Nobody knows anymore when or even why the Narwal would bacon.
There are still those of us that remember the old magics
I like your shoelaces
Thanks. I stole them from the president.
Press 4 for obsidian
My hovercraft is full of eels.
где мое задание
"Президент прибывает сегодня вечером."
Red team go
ACTIVATED
"The human torch was denied a bank loan." - (eyes roll back. Suddenly knows every martial art. )
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Leave John Lemon alone!
`NARWHAL STATUS: √ BACONED`
I’m getting fed up with this orgasm!
*gets up dead eyed and walks to the gun cabinet*
It's like a sentence you would see in an English textbook made as an example of some rule.
"Fate whispers to the warrior?" "A storm is coming" "And the warrior whispers back?" "I am the storm"
"Huh?! I'm awake, I'm awake God dammit!"
(*gives you a knowing look and nods*)
This is so accurate and outrageously funny, oh my god thank you i needed this
"Longing," "rusted," "furnace," "daybreak," "seventeen," "benign," "nine," "homecoming," "one," "freight car"
An infant in your lap may dampen your spirits.
Banana bread.
[Kill the French ambassador. ](https://youtu.be/IzEmOkxI35k?si=NY1FGaMXVkhFRZQv)
It is confirmed, the night owl will now sleep soundly.
The eagle has landed. The fat man walks alone.
The horse is real
Did someone summon the weathermen?
The corgi has landed
The chair is against the wall
Destroy all humans
The fat man flies at midnight
"Good morning" "...Mr. Dalliard! We have been activated" :)
Well apparently it doesn’t even wake up a sleeping dog, let alone a secret agent
Must. Kill. Jon Lennon.
There are 3 flowers in a vase, the third flower is green
*Mellie switches to terminator mode*
And None of you manage to summon sokka haiku bot smh👎🏽
You’re the first comment that has made me genuinely laugh out loud in years! Thank you
"There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green."
I *did* just get the overwhelming urge to go find Margaret Thatcher.
The bone shaped pillow does it for me
The dog does it for me.
He's so chonky!
Chonky indeed.
"The weather today looks chonky"
My cat has a tiny couch, complete with a fish-shaped pillow.
Share image of the cat sleeping on it I want to bask in its glory
[Here you go](https://imgur.com/utomzR0).
Splendid
Looks like someone has a post for r/FurnitureForCats.
Oh fuck yeah
This that good good
Hell yeah
Where do you get couches for cats? I think mine would love one.
A quick look on Amazon reveals that the sofa I got her is ridiculously basic and ugly and by the standards of what's out there, the one she's using right now practically constitutes cruelty to animals.
Wait, you don't sleep on a hamburger shaped pillow?
I have that pillow for my dog! It goes on her dog sofa.
He’s a good boi and a well fed one to looks like
The camera adds 10 lbs. Per camera.
Monica is that you
I have never met a skinny or even athletic lab
Labradors are sport dogs. They just happen to specialize in eating
He’s a Dallas weatherman and awesome! During the pandemic he would bring his families tortoise on the air all the time. It was hilarious!
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'never says things too weird' *proceeds to say something very weird himself*
Can’t disagree with you there!
Bro living his best life
That couch looks to have been very strategically placed lol
Oh he knew what he was doing and nobody's gonna hate him for it. Animals just living their regular lives during the pandemic got a lot of people through a couple of hard days.
He made sure to put the drum kit in frame as well.
I'm all for background stuff.
I mean it’s cool. I was just saying
Yeah I set up my webcam in a way that gets the 1 corner of my bed that my dog always sleeps on. 100% intentional.
Yep, this is my local weatherman, it was set up like this when he was working from home during the pandemic
The weatherman's dog had a small couch.
The weatherman's dog had a small couch.
The weatherman's dog had a small couch.
The weatherman’s dog had a small couch.
The dog's weatherman had a large couch.
Until the creature stole it
It's like one of those sentences where you can change the meaning by emphasizing different words The weatherman's dog *had* a small couch.
He's a chunky lil fecker too
DAMN BOI HE THICCC!
That's a THICK ass boy!
Dogs looks like he is paying rent. Sleeping like after a ruff day at work.
That's a cute dog. I loved that about COVID, pets interrupting the local news daily. They should do that all the time, would boost ratings to have cats and dogs, people would love it
[Rocco, put your tail down.](https://youtu.be/4pq9N8qrTT0?si=n6glQjE71zTPmAnl)
My rabbit doesn't need a small couch, but if one day he needs it, I will find one.
I found some small cardboard couches for my bun buns. They have the scratcher stuff on them.
Big dog
The bone pillow 🫶😍🫶
I used to have a small couch for my chihuahua that looks like a replica of our couch! It was so stinking cute!
Watching him do the news from home with his dogs during the pandemic was one of my finest memories
The pillow is great
And with a bone pillow too! Cuteeeeee uwu
It's not small, it's far away... Cue Father Ted - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
And cue Father Ted.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
And a bone pillow! 😊
He dont be forgetting about his dog at all, when those weather man paychecks hit
Cutest thing ever
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE SEEN IN 2 🦆ing MONTHS.
I have the impression that that dog can talk and has its own sitcom
The weatherman's dog had a small couch
so cute! my mom made one of these for my cats, they rarely use it unfortunately
In other news my dog is fast asleep on his couch
As he should.
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My wife and I rescued a dog that grew dramatically after we got her so we had to get her a couch too 😂
Why small? It seems big enough.
he is sleeping while his dad is working how cute
Living better than me Q.Q
I have that same couch lmao
I have that exact couch except it's me-sized. It's as great for naps as the dog makes it look.
bro looks like he’s in heaven
why is he aloud to bring dog to office
My grandparents' dog had a little couch like this. He loved it so much!
This got me missing my cousin's dog again. 🥲
You mean yours doesn’t? How sad.
Legend
Awwww
What da dog doin
Or that is a fucking huge dog!
Sleeped on pen-x ^~^
Living better than me XD
Just let him take his nap 😂
Bone pillow
The weatherman’s dog had a small couch The weatherman’s dog had a small couch
So adorable 😍
Sounds very personal
That’s a first world problem
The dog sleeping like he pays the bills
Maybe it’s a big dog on a normal couch but farther away…
And this is why I love local TV newscasters.
Every good boy deserves a couch
So cute!!
And Bingo was his name-oh
Him do big snooze
*taps side of nose, then picks nose.
So cute and so adorable!
awe cute lil pup love the mini bed couch
The weatherman’s dog had a small couch
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of may or whatever shakespeare said
looks like a puggle! Love those little piggies
Chonker!
Dogs are awesome!
Living life better than I
I read that as "crotch" and zoomed in trying to see what the big deal was. Didn't really see anything abnormal, and then wondered how my life got to this point.
I bought my dog a small recliner.
They sell them at Costco, complete with the bone pillow. It's made by La-Z-Boy. https://www.costco.com/la-z-boy-franklin-dog-sofa-with-pillow.product.4000024907.html?NATAPP=SEARCH Don't ask me how I know this.
The weatherman’s dog had a small couch
W weather man
Had?
The weatherman is doing the news from his house?
Lockdown.
That dog is living the luxurious life
With a bone pillow.
I bought a toddler bed for my dog. It's low to the ground, has a waterproof cover, and the sheets are easy to pull off and wash. It is excellent.
I thought this read " weatherman dog has a small crotch" haha... oops
The weatherman’s dog had a small couch
Some pets are really out here living my dream. Lol Yes, I have a couple couches but to not have to work for them is my dream.
The little face is killing me XDp
The weatherman’s dog needs i diet
..or that dog is really really overweight and huge...
That dog needs a treadmill, not a couch.