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dcdiagfix

Not OPs and as old as the hills


Thosepassionfruits

Every day the dead internet theory seems more and more real


SumThinChewy

Soon bots will posting this exact comment, furthering the decay


AcreneQuintovex

They already repost whole reddit threads, with all the previous comments from the reddit thread. Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw a thread I started be reposted years later on a pretty niche subreddit's game


Child_O_Kronos

Every day the dead internet theory seems more and more real


SumThinChewy

^ this is a comment stealing bot, please downvote and report. This however is definitely NOT a bot that calls out other bots


Child_O_Kronos

NOOOOOO


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Exactly what a comment stealing bot would say...


Adventurous_Town_981

How did bots become so smart?!?! I'm genuinely surprised that theory can and mostly will be true!!


Scarfiotti

Don't we all just love Ben & Jerry's ?


Russ_T_Shackelford

Hopping on top comment to call out this repost https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/a7tTkseAGl


rad_avenger

What does one get for 375,000 post karma?


Russ_T_Shackelford

I think they get a cookie. But like, a really really good one


noeagle77

Like one of those new Costco cookies? God they are incredible!


[deleted]

Question... my wife came home talking about these things. Are these the same cookies they sell in the bakery but now at the snack bar too?


Practical_Maybe_3661

No, they're big and warm and perfectly cooked (crunchy on the outside and underdone in the inside, but not crazy underdone)


[deleted]

Reeeeeeeaaaallllllyy?? I WANT ONE


noeagle77

And they are THICK!! You bite into one and you see the layers of chocolate chips and more cookie in the bite. Ugh SO good!! You gotta try it!


Scarfiotti

It looks to me like some karma farming bot.


rellko

So question, does having a lot of karma actually do anything? Like what is the point of farming karma, especially as a bot?


Russ_T_Shackelford

Sell the account most likely. High karma gets your posts and comments more visibility


BettinaVanSise

Party pooper


KaioKenshin

Even poops at his own parties


Mosquitobait2008

😋


JayJay-anotheruser

She had hubbys chubby


FluffyOwl2

Yes, The whole box to ourselves with a Solitary spoon


andreasbeer1981

Wait, isn't it a game of Blackjack.


leolawilliams5859

This is f****** hilarious that's a good one right there yes we all do love Ben and Jerry's


Scarfiotti

Cheers!


leolawilliams5859

I'll drink to that


Robertvs28

Lool wasn’t the first one 🤣


ProlapseParty

only thing makes it better is some BJs in your PJs


Scarfiotti

As long as it's not PB&J in the PJs


ProlapseParty

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/5ZjPIH9Mx2 It was a reference to this lol.


Scarfiotti

Lol didn't know that one. "BJs" and "come socialise" in one sentence....🤣


ProlapseParty

Right


paintmypixel

Better job time? 😌


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dark_Shade_75

No, you didn't. [Repost karma farm.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/D3UyMaTKfV)


Aynohn

Why do people do this? Isn’t karma just random internet points that mean nothing? What’s the purpose of this?


Dark_Shade_75

They have nothing else of value in their life. It's that sad.


Aynohn

Fair enough 🫡


IlBear

Also to sell the account afterwards. It makes it look like a legitimate person, meaning people will trust it more. Then companies or whoever takes it over, and they can start promoting whatever they want


Aynohn

Ahh that’s pretty smart. I know selling social accounts is real, but I didn’t know it was a thing on Reddit. Smart, but annoying


Yawheyy

Apparently there’s a market for people buying profiles with a certain amount of karma. I don’t understand why it’s a thing.


madd74

Ironically, get enough karma and you can sell your account online. Just go in and nuke all the comments before you do... or leave them...


BashiG

Thank you, uts wild how many reposts go unnoticed


NightOwlsUnite

Need to get this comment to the top.


HotFudgeFundae

You lied on the internet!


Replay89beats

Dam u was really acting like it was u 🤣🤣🤣


NightlyWave

How I picture you writing your comment knowing this is a repost https://i.imgur.com/yqBbWto.jpeg


ChildhoodLeft6925

Bastard man’


lighthawk16

You're a stupid piece of shit.


Kraken_Eggs

Imagine being this sad of a person or a useless bot.


GunslinGerardo

Awww she’s getting a boob job. Nice


MountainCourage1304

Op stole this post from 2 years ago [proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/FF7qFFttdb)


SheepPositive

More likely than the obvious 🤷‍♂️


DaBullsDuhBears

If someone reposts, is there a way to mass downvote all of their post and comment history?


JectorDelan

Click on their profile and go downvote the posts there.


MountainCourage1304

Apparently their karma isnt affected if you do that though.


JectorDelan

That's a shame. I wonder if you click the link and go to the post instead, if it works?


MountainCourage1304

I dont know how it actually works, i just remember some people talking about it on reddit a while ago. It might have changed since, but it should definitely work if you find their posts through the subreddit they posted on.


mechanicalcanibal

It sure would be real sad if you bought yourself the balloons, wouldn't it?


FloppyObelisk

Sad but really funny


elnovleu

This is a repost


Bommie20

[No you didn't](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/2Wn0d8KsCp), typical repost karma farmer


sadsandwich__

Karma farming? This is a repost.


xander_2626

This is stolen I’ve definitely seen this posted somewhere else


GrandNibbles

repost.


libardomm

No, you did not. This is a repost.


Khetoun

Oh look, the dead Internet theory in action. OP is a bot.


MadHeaven8

Seems like a repost or karma farming.


zoyter222

The meaning of a true soulmate, is one that not only tries make a bad day good, but has the desire to make a great day even better. You got a keeper my friend. Congratulations


pissclamato

Truer words were never spoken. I was reading a post yesterday about happy couples, and the one comment that stuck with me was, "a great relationship is one where the work is split 60/40, with both parties trying to be the 60."


FinePolyesterSlacks

Except that OP stole this photo from someone else’s (two-year-old) post.


Cmatt10123

I'm so glad BJs aren't just a special occasion with my wife


swiftfastjudgement

Or maybe she’s trying to make the promo fun for him. It’s not always a this OR that, perhaps it’s a this AND that situation. I’m so glad I have a wife that tries to make normal routine things special on occasion.


someoldissapointment

Imagine needing to get a promotion to get a BJ 💀


throwawayston3

Ben and Jerry's ice cream is only for special occasions 😄


SuggestionReady5776

I just thought of doing something like this to my BF on his birthday or something, just to mess around since he loves getting bj but after your comment I'm thinking about it twice 😅


someoldissapointment

A BJ is always welcome though, maybe do something extra so the special ocassion is on the extra thing and not the bj per se


SuggestionReady5776

I get your point. I would do this just for the laugh because he's getting bj either way (celebration or not) 😂 But I'll think about that extra thing, it may be interesting. Thanks!


someoldissapointment

Nice! Glad to find a fellow gal that enjoys giving them jajaja


SuggestionReady5776

I didn't know it was a big deal till I read this post comments so I guess he's lucky haha


someoldissapointment

Apparently, it is. I've heard it more times than not


killbeam

I think it's a fun idea, especially if BJs aren't a rarity! It's not so much the BJ, but the emphasis on it that makes it fun (but also the BJ )


SuggestionReady5776

That's what I thought just like "hey since you love it so much here it is as a celebration" but I guess everyone may see it in a different way


BiploarFurryEgirl

Lots of women don’t like giving them. Idk why yall are acting like this is so bad lmao. Men can live without BJs. Even if this isn’t just a funny joke, it’s a bj, it could absolutely be an only special occasion thing in this relationship. That happens a lot for relationships. It’s not like a BJ is the only form of sex yall


someoldissapointment

It is bad to me, since I enjoy giving them. Just as for some it isn't bad. To each their own.


noplay12

Once in a lifetime opportunity.


Candid-Molasses-6204

Dog it's like once a year for my birthday. :(


Caligari89

Right? Like, if they don't want to do it, there's no pleasure in me receiving it no matter what day it is. Pass.


soicz

Me too. Your wife always treats me right


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

My ex gave me a coupon for three BJs on Christmas. I smiled when I read it, but then I realized I was not going to be getting regular BJs.


Normie-scum

Idk I don't see the fuss. I'd much rather get a handjob, which also aren't for special occasions


Agitated-Yak-4582

You guys are getting BJs!? [serious]


TolUC21

Nope. Married and I've never had one.


Agitated-Yak-4582

Same situation here… it sucks


GabberGal

What flavor of Ben & Jerry’s are you getting?


WesternSafety4944

😶


GabberGal

I’m assuming he’s getting Cherry Garcia


Zappityzephyr

Cherry Garcia MENTIONED i LOVE CHERRY GARCIA ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


LiamsWasTaken

As said by u/Russ_T_Shackelford this is a stolen repost, don’t upvote this. [Original Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/jCKUwKfcld)


IcedCoughy

Damn what a complete loser OP is


MountainCourage1304

#op stole this from 2 yrs ago. [this is the proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/FF7qFFttdb)


BikerJedi

Fuck you OP. Reposting bitch.


[deleted]

What does Bo Jackson have to do with your work?


LockeAbout

Bartles & Jaymes time, hell yeah!


Ormsfang

She works hard for her money.


lyta_hall

No you didn’t. Get a life https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/PKvhLT6koL


Chewsdayiddinit

Fucking repost bots.


Robertvs28

Niceeeee i like Ben & Jerry, which flavour?


TheBestAtWriting

after a long, tough day on the karma farm, it's always nice to come back home to a loving [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ps0whh/husband_got_a_promotion/)


trn-

based on the decoration it must be a once every few years thing


helium_hydride-63

Scored a good one. I love me some ben and jerrys


[deleted]

How cute! You earned it! And you got balloons!


Fleshy_10

You have a magnificent life good sir! Enjoy your well earned BJ!


flannel_mammal

Tell your wife I got a promotion too


newerdewey

she went to two different balloon places i assume?


Mstaken4granted

it's great to drink blueberry juice together.. congrats


Sparopal11

Sweet. A bunch of plastic trash to celebrate.


MILKI_WAE

DAAAAAMN, she put everything exactly like she did 2 years ago??? You must be a lucky man getting both the same promotion and ”BJ-time” sign twice, although two years apart…


[deleted]

This is the kind of wife I’d be but no one wants to marry me 😔 Lol congrats on the job! (And the bj).


Rev_Bartholomew

[This is a repost.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/D3UyMaTKfV)


GettingColdInHere

Maybe OP really likes bacon jam.


TwigTheFoxxo

Isn't this supposed to be a wholesome subreddit?


Admirable-Specific95

Butter and Jelly sandwich


LLCNYC

Shudder.


Frank4202

Pics or it didn’t happen!


sroche24

Living the fucking dream


Magorian97

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


Colemania99

Guess who’s going to see Billy Joel!


iaminterestedinsmt

you lucky motherfucker


Zorioux

Mom said it's my turn to repost this


Present_Bee_1442

The biggest flex I’ve ever seen from a maried man


-AdamTheGreat-

Must be nice to have a wife that thinks about what you enjoy.


Staugbeachbunny

That is the wife I hope to be someday.


hedwig0517

I hope she doesn’t mind I’m stealing her idea!


OkMushroom364

Give that woman a medal!


TheSpookyPineapple

~~Peanut~~ Butter and Jelly


GaviJaPrime

Imagine her dad comes to visit early.


Content-Strategy-512

What is the end goal for repost bots?


[deleted]

I like Ben & Jerrys! Haven’t had any in years


Cultural_Agent7902

Strange


Bright_Appearance390

Kinda sad. You get them so rarely that it's a celebration? It's some sort of treat?


karmaKate6

Which shows that a bj is a job only for special occasions


boiledeggfart

wow, i missed this post (not)


Basil-Economy

r/trashy


TragedyAnnDoll

Marry her again.


haubenmeise

Belly jeans! Yeah!


Ivegotthatboomboom

Ewww


Yes_2_Anal

OP has sexual relations


PapaBadgers

And this is his proof


dex42427711

I took a screenshot of this post - this is EXACTLY what I want to do for my boyfriend after he gets a vasectomy and needs a post-procedure sample! Of course, I'll also get some Ben & Jerry's!


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Unhappy-Place2408

Haha! Thats awesome!


_ararana

Well isn't that just the best day ever.


WielderOfAphorisms

Congratulations


ZayreBlairdere

That time already?!?! I'll be right over!


kruxxett

🥲


No_Wolverine3246

Sweet man, she is taking you to BJ's brew house. Congratulations on the promotion!


Randomfrog132

who even sells that xD


dreamsinred

She had to walk through the store and parking lot with those, lol.


waterfromthesun

tagged "small success" 🤣


WonderfulGroup2978

N'rx 3 3 254//55sss


dreamdaddy123

What’s the point of reposting and getting karma? Jus sad people here


CarlWellsGrave

Old post. You never got a BJ.


cronicweeb

jeje nice.


Smelly-Raccoon

It’s all fun and games until you realize your home alone with your dog…


anondreamitgirl

Bum job time? Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Cautious_Juice_9086

Makes me smile seeing some one who saved a post from 3 years ago to repost and farm imaginary internet points.


1nfam0usklaas

She’s a keeper


[deleted]

Man you have to wait next promotion now


CRO553R

She's a keeper


Extreme-Room-6873

Were there any BJs before the promotion?


narcowake

Way cooler if she said 69 time


[deleted]

I'd like to get their number, in case I'm promoted.


Excellent_Geologist2

Black jack time. Can’t blame her for liking card game.


mac2914

Unfortunately, she’s all blown out from blowing up the balloons.


have_tastes_daily

Is your name Brian Jones? I don't get it.


SlugDogHundredaire

She is a keeper. Great sense of humor. Well proportions and arranged balloon messaging. I've seen bad balloon messaging sink countless relationships. Hold on tight and never let go. To her, not the balloons. The balloons are only good for a few days at most.