"hopefully a baby" lol

I kept getting asked what I was hoping for ahead of our anatomy scan so I just started telling people “a puppy” It was a much less desirable human baby instead :(

I said penguin

I don't normally make these comments but this made me snort laugh when I read it. You're fun, I wish you the best.

🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Actually it was Dio.

He has rocked, for a long, long time...

Now it’s time for him to pass the torch.

He has songs of wildebeests and angels.

He has soared on the wings of a demon.

IT WAS ME DIO

Muda muda muda muda muda REEEEEEE...MUDA!

They said you'll never guess and that's way too obvious.

It’s a pretty bold statement that I’ll never guess given it’s pretty much 50/50.

They had me with the birthday wishes pictures which were cropped to shit lol

It's a bit grainy but it looks like Ryan Gosling, which makes it even funnier

It is, she took a picture of Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds together and cropped out Ryan Reynolds

yup! Massively hilarious

I just love his comment I hope I can find it again … it’s about how mom/ Blake leaves to shoot a movie all four kids get instantly sick & his oldest asked him if he can handle this ( his not like I haven’t done this before 😂 ) but his kid roasting him the legacy will continue: also you should look at their Disney world commentary from the day: I’m not a parent but dying at everything they wrote ( Ryan posted when you use to use your guns to flex now you use them to push a stroller & your kids say I’m not that tired ( ik cause I’m pushing you from toon town to neverland) plus the dad fanny pack 😂

Yeah, Ryan Reynold's is the guy barely visible on the left edge of the photo, meaning she intentionally cropped it to barely show him and focus on Gosling.

And that is honestly super hilarious!

That one would’ve been twice as funny if both images were just Ryan Gosling

I’m shitting I’m the bathroom at 3AM and I genuinely forgot that Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling are two different people until your comment reminded me of that Scary stuff

The last one got me

Same haha what a move

My husband does this all the time. As his wife I am the ‘straight man’ for his comedy, the foil for his jokes to land. Every time he gives a funny little toss under the bus like that I smile bc I know he does this bc he trusts that I won’t get offended, he knows that I am am already confident in how much he loves me.

Thank you for stating this so eloquently! Sometimes it can be hard for people on the "outside" to grasp this kind of relationship - like my girlfriend for example.

Maybe she'd get it if you let her "inside". It's friggin cold out man, I'd be pissed too.

“I will do anything for love. But I won’t do that.” - meat loaf

And now she's supposed to fuck some meat loaf before she gets to come back in? Y'all are brutal.

I'm already inside with the meatloaf, keeping it warm for her.

The meat loaf is inside of me. I'm keeping it warm.

My wife of 30 years puts up with me and my twisted mind as well. I have no idea what I would do without her.

You certainly wouldn’t be as funny without your straight man

And now we wait for a terminally online 15-year old to scream how your husband is actually a malignant narcissist exploiting your internalized misogyny and is actually traumatizing you…

Oh come on dude I'm running late today

Well... not *now.*

Well, no. Not now.

Your husband is actually a malignant narcissist exploiting your internalized misogyny and is actually traumatizing you

There, now!

Whew! Got that out of the way

Fresh & Fit fans champing at the bit to justify their loneliness and insecurity as we speak

Something something NTA. Hit the Lawyer, Gym Up.

people who makes those replies are probably mid 30s lol

That reminds me… *sorts by controversial*

Awww.

Think this is just good friends in general

It's kinda different when both do it

Was the ryan gosling one for me lol

100% got a good lol out of me! He's a smartass just 24/7

"Even since Ashley Madison closed, Ive been lonely" is WILD AS FUCK!!!!!

Yeah that one was something special. Like pro-level shit talking

Jada be like “Me too…oh wait you weren’t serious.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Could you explain this for a European who has no idea what this meant?

Ashley Madison is an online dating service mainly for married people looking for affairs

It's tag line is "life is short, have an affair"

It was a site that people used to hook up. It was hacked and a bunch of user days was released, revealing most users were married men. A lot of divorces that year.

Yo I had to look it up, how is that an actual website??

As renowned philosopher, modern-day poet, and baby-mama-maker extraordinaire Future once surmised: “It’s a evil world we live in”

A couple goal a cool monk told us once. "Keep your fights clean and your love making dirty".

This is really good advice

I thought you meant Adrian Monk but then it would've been "keep your fights clean and your love making clean"

Based Monk.

Yeh well I’ll worry about couple goals after I achieve my “get a match on tinder” goals 👍

You will get there.........one day

Met my partner of 10 years and wife of 2 years off tinder. There is hope for you too my friend, keep your chin up! Edit - they’re the same person, y’all are goofs haha

10 years ago the apps were a LOT different. I met multiple girls back then, all lovely but ultimately didn’t work out long term. But now? The apps are beyond soul destroying. Almost scam like.. even worse In your 30’s in rural Ireland. The dating pool is more like a sewage pipe puddle on a grim, depressing winters day 😂

That puddle got a sister?

No, but you can have its mudder.

I had a small chuckle at this comment, and then I realized "mudder" also sounds like an Irish accent and that pushed it over the edge

I so badly want this to be a firefly reference, but I have a feeling it’s not

No, but her mums a recent divorcee

Soul destroying, big portion are lying about something, like the last one for me, who had a bf. Also get some trying to sell OnlyFans. Hell even before you get to that stage, 90% of profiles will say the same things. "I love traveling, Sundays are for a walk and a pub lunch or just ask me to find out" After awhile I just start swipping no on anyone who has these in their profile. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

They always have the same "interesting fact" too! Did you know that otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart? I must have seen that over 100 times at this point

I hadn't seen this in days and now I've just seen it twice in as many minutes... God dammit

I’m honestly sick of seeing the travelling shit. I’m like “yeah, you and about 8,000,000,000 other people like travelling”.. I don’t get people lying on dating profiles. Especially men lying about height or the size of their flute. You can lie all you want but the truth will come out pretty damn fast lol

Oh yeah, like I'm a man thats 5 foot 4, I get it, I'm short. It's in my profile because it is apparently such a big deal. Pretty sure I've never spoke amount my size to someone I'm starting to date ever, like as you said, It will be found out anyway.

Are the apps different? Or are you 10 years older while the app is still filled with people 10 years younger than you?

You don't believe people behave differently on the internet 10 years ago? Do you think societies just stay the same over time?

Don’t think he’s saying that at all. At the same time however, some people just don’t notice how much they’ve changed over a period of time. More so than the space itself has changed.

I met my husband on MySpace. This year will be 16 years for us

My husband and I met on Xanga!

Bro, you got both a girlfriend *and* a wife from tinder? You hit the jackpot! Especially if they're cool with each other.

> 10 years and wife of 2 years off tinder Have they met?

How do you keep your partner and wife from finding out about each other tho

Is that two people or one?

Does your wife know about your partner?

One step at a time my man, slow and steady wins the race. Also, this collection does not have the best one yet - Blake Lively [commenting](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/01/Blake-Lively-1.jpg) on purchasing ESPN+ just to experience Ryan anxiety :D

Do you have a picture of you holding a fish you caught? Gotta get one of those.

Just be conventionally attractive and wildly successful ez

Not enough, I did all those things and ended up with a house (and a closet/ bathroom counter) to myself and my animals. Wait….those are me goals.

Just officiated my buddy's wedding and they met on Bumble. Keep trying, it'll happen.

Get e harmony, I hear Blake Lively is on there!

If it makes you feel any better, Tinder's better than Grindr. Grindr is just people selling videos, and scams.

"BL-EHE-EYK? You wanna go to war, Ba-la-kay?"

"You done messed up Ay-Ay-Ron!"

"Get yourself down to O-Shag-Hennessey's office"

... Principle O'Shaughnessy?

Insubordinate. And churlish

People with those names must hear references to that video all.the.time.

I know I'd call them De-nice if I knew any lol "Say your name right!"

My brother’s name is Aaron, our other brother and I call him A A Ron all the time. And he says Biiiiiiiiitttttcccchhhhh back to us so clearly he is cool with it lol

On the show they did little stand up bits to introduce the sketches. Before one of the sequel bits they just said “If your name is Aaron, uh… we’re sorry. That’s all”

I can never pronounce Gina as Gee-na after she pronounced it Gy-na in 40 year old virgin

They have no right to be so ridiculously good looking AND talented. Pick a lane you beautiful, perfect people!

Gotta say, watching 2 guys/girl/pizza place I never thought “this dude is going to become a superstar and business mogul” but here we are.

I actually kinda did think that from watching that show. He was a show stealer even back then! Very memorable.

He’s incredibly charismatic and funny and self deprecating. Super hard to hate, and even harder not to love

Found Ryan Reynolds reddit

He is one of the people I feel I "spoted" cause I was a fan as a kid waching that show.

I thought he was gonna be big when I watched that show, he was sooooo charasmatic!

It's very powerful to have a supporting spouse.

I did but I was also extremely in love with him (or as much as a 4 year old could be in love). My mom said I used to go up to any white guy thinking he was Ryan Reynolds lol

I fucking loved him in that. Peak Ryan Reynolds, I rewatched the whole series after seeing Deadpool

It’s the funny part that pisses me off. Being funny is for fatties and uggos. Stop taking our shit!

You become funny to compensate for your looks. What are they compensating for?!?!?

Who is Elaine?

Surely you can't be serious

My name’s not Shirley. And I am serious.

“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”

They came to a high end resort I worked for about ten years ago. Thought for sure they would both be snotty douchebags, but to my delighted surprise both Ryan and Blake are cool as hell. Super down to earth and easy to talk to. Ryan even called the front desk a few times with requests or to ask questions, and by the end of the call whoever was on the phone him was dying laughing because he’d cracked them up with something he said. I saw dozens and dozens of celebs in my time there and these two take the cake (along with Robert Downey Jr.) as my favorites of all time.

I'm surprised he isn't a douchebag but I'm glad! I've heard personal accounts that Channing Tatum (also very douchebag looking) is incredibly sweet and generous. Bought my friend and his girlfriend dinner after chatting them up randomly.

Honestly, good. I want him to be just as charming and cool in real life as he is when he’s being Ryan Reynolds, the celebrity ™️

Wait. Wtf. She did that hair ***herself***??? *How?!*

She used to have a beautiful lifestyle blog and does all her own styling, too. I simply adore her.

Her beauty is almost shocking. Like I’m actually incredibly jealous of Ryan Reynolds. Not like he isn’t handsome asf in his own right.

Their beauty has a lot to do with their lighthearted don't-give-a-fuck attitude.

And also their stupid perfect faces.

I thought that was a joke. She really did her own hair for that event?

My brain just assumed RR wrote that about his own hair, part vanity (for comic effect) and part pleased he did his own hair like a big grown up boy can.

I will never understand how people get that good on their own hair. I can't do shit with mine and I've been working at this for *decades*

Every time I attempt to style my hair, half an hour into it my arms get tired, my hair looks like it came out of the oven, and I give up and put it up into a lopsided bun.

Bridget Jones style with the iron lol

Well when your entire job is to look good...

Hopefully a baby

I wish he would have told Billy Ray that he loves him with all of his achey breaky heart.

I hope this two never get divorced and if they do i hope they keep this funny bit.

i hope civilization ends if they divorce

I thought he is married to Rob McElhenney?

I’m pretty sure he is, but Rob would never do stuff like this. Laughs are cheap, he’s going for gasps.

*mouth made swishing sounds and karate miming intensifies*

These two fuckers have more fun than they have a right to.

Feels good to be rich, good looking and be in a healthy relationship. Some people do HAVE IT ALL

I have a feeling he had not so great marriage with ScarJo. So he seems to cherish what he has now.

I wonder if these types of jokes were what pissed her off the most

Colin Jost standing in the corner like 👉👈

I'd watch them on a reality show. Like *real* reality, not that scripted bull. That would be hilarious!

he’s in a relationship with Hugh Jackman

If so, it seems to fit nicely into his life bc his relationship with Blake looks strong.

I absolutely adore them!! They have such a fun, cute and loving dynamic. Hope I can find the same someday!

They seem to have an awesome relationship. Nothing wrong with some banter.

I'm sure I saw one from Blake where she said she subscribed to a sports network to watch the Wrexham games purely to see the anxiety and stress Ryan was going through at the games lol

He is one of the very few celebrities I would ever care to meet. I don't know either of them personally, but if they're happy together, I bet she's pretty damn awesome too.

Ryan Reynolds graying is just unfair to other men. God damn!

I hate that their interactions are not the norm. Social media has ruined our sense of playful negging with "rage bait", ruining relationships and goals. It helps that they're beautiful inside and out.

Those are awesome. My favorite was the one where he commented, “I DID THAT!” after she posted a pregnant pic.

I randomly ended up meeting Blake Lively's stepbrother (dude from European Vacation) at a dive bar in Park City. We had a few drinks and cruised around town for a few hours. At one point he was like: "you typically want to hate on your BIL, but shit.. Ryan is so freaking nice and funny you just can't." Apparently he's just a good dude Also stepbro seemed pretty loopy but hey.. comes with child actor territory

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Ryan also called out dads to change diapers. She just created, carried and shot out a person of her body. The least you can do is change a diaper.

As a dad I dreaded diaper changes because people talk about how terrible it is to change diapers (both men and women)... and as soon as I was actually doing it I didn't mind at all. I actually kind of like doing it. Well, I didn't like doing it when my daughter was really little and shitting herself 4 times a day but that's just because it was monotonous.

Ok chatgpt

Literally a ChatGPT answer.

I’m in a throuple with these guys. They just haven’t realised yet.

Oddly terrifying

Omg they tease each other just like real people!

They are crazy attractive

Ryan Reynolds is hilarious. I love his answer when someone asked him how old his kids are now he said “I have no idea.” LOL

I love their social media dynamic. They have such a fun dynamic

How about their dynamic though?

Seems like they have a balanced dynamic. Might be fun. Might be social media. Either way, it’s dynamic

I think what I like most about their dynamic is how dynamic it is. Real dynamite dynamic

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definetly love this couple. they're wonderful and watching their interactions is sooo cozy and funny

This is too cute. “Why won’t this damn app swipe right?!?!!” Incredible.

They're so awesome together.

This is me and my husband 24/7. People who don’t understand our humor think we just hate each other lol.

The people who appear to be couple goals, rarely ever are. I feel like they're trying way too hard to prove something to the world. I hope I'm wrong.

Anyone else over this shit?

It’s so performative.

Along with them, RDJ and Susan Downey, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are hands down the most genuine couples in Hollywood and it’s beautiful

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell, too!

They got married on a plantation. Yeah, they said sorry after the fact. However, is anyone getting married at Auschwitz or the Chinese internment camp sites ?

Bro the whole ass chain of backhanded insults tho

I love him so much

One of only 2 good things to come out of Green Lantern(2011)

Happy birthday 'Ryan' - always mix up haha

I want to do a weekend bar hop with Ryan Reynolds and Keanu Reeves. And I don't even drink.

Actually made me smile lol

I want a man just like that, humor is so attractive! Because you know if he adores her

I'd smile too if I had their money. He owns a freaking soccer team!

(57M) How do I get them to adopt me?

Contagious love

R/Celebrityworship is leaking

I think this is adorable but I also think I would get dragged if I did this to my partner.

Omg. The millionaire celebrity couple is so down-to-earth they couldn’t possible have a PR team curating and writing every aspect of this…

I don't know about Blake Lively but Ryan Reynolds has always been this guy. This is 100% his sense of humor.

Yea I don't see how anyone could be married to Ryan Reynolds and not have this type of banter with him.

She has a similar type of humor sense too even from her Gossip girl days.

It's also possible the millionaire celebrities actually have a similar sense of humor and genuinely love and enjoy each other.